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ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds

 
18328

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05/10/2011 12:38 PM

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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Ever considered lipo slicing..???
cdhowlett

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05/10/2011 12:53 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
How can I flee the country on short notice?
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well, you sound like you're not american [british or irish?]...so that shouldn't be hard.
"Blah, blah, blah - insert pointless rant here - blah."
Anonymous Coward
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05/10/2011 08:29 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Ever considered lipo slicing..???
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Is this something that can be done at home? And, please tell me that it isn't some new idea that Dahmer came up with before his demise.

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05/10/2011 08:30 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
How can I flee the country on short notice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048


well, you sound like you're not american [british or irish?]...so that shouldn't be hard.
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Yes. I am in the U.S. I'm not worried about her following me by plane. But, a cargo ship could easily handle the load.
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05/10/2011 08:31 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
food shortage coming up, better keep her around for the winter harvest
spiritnut

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05/10/2011 08:32 PM

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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Tell her you are going to the store for some ice cream...and then hit the atm and scram
Comedian

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05/10/2011 08:40 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Get a chainsaw, and carve her into 4 125 lb. hotties.
Don't run. You'll just die tired.
Anonymous Coward
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05/10/2011 08:46 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Maker her learn from ELENIN.
She weights 4 times as heavy as Jupiter but still stays slim as hell.
Anonymous Coward
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05/10/2011 08:46 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Shop for her birthday present at Victor's Secret.

She'll never know the difference.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2011 11:11 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
laugh

Ever considered lipo slicing..???
 Quoting: 18328


Is this something that can be done at home? And, please tell me that it isn't some new idea that Dahmer came up with before his demise.

:/
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Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2011 11:13 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
And I think she has been messing around on me. I found an entire short Mexican man wedged in the crack of her ass. I recognized him too. He's our leaf blower guy. I'm so tired of her infidelity.
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Cool story bro!!
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This is not funny. It's a serious situation.
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Did he have anything on him? poo, powder, or just mold?
Anonymous Coward
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06/09/2011 04:37 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Shop for her birthday present at Victor's Secret.

She'll never know the difference.
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I doubt it.
tim AKA Jarhead

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06/09/2011 04:40 AM

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WWHHAATT
Rickster58

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06/09/2011 04:41 AM

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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048


You can stop being a troll and do some homework. It's best to do it before the weekend if you have all this spare time to waste on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657


I finished my homework already. I will pass the GED tests, so I'm eligible for that promotion at "The dollar Store". But, now I'm considering just leaving at all behind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048


If you are proficeint at removing mexicans from ass cracks...you ought to consider a job with the border patrol
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bloody funny mate
Last of the Keebler Elves
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06/09/2011 04:54 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
slip her a roofie, smother her in honey, and then rent a crane to lay her fat ass on an ant hill.
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06/09/2011 04:55 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
pop her
Last of the Keebler Elves
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06/09/2011 04:55 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
How much flour do you go through to find that wet spot?
BellyLover
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10/07/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Let me know when you leave cause I'll cUm over and make her squeal in delight when I harpoon her huge kitty!

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