IM AFRAID TO SET UP A DEER CAM IN THE WOODS, IN CASE WHEN I RETRIEVE PICS AN ALIEN IS ON IT
You want to give a deer hunter a heart attack? Hang around with him while he is setting up his wildlife deer cam. Go back there at night and stick your melon in front of that camera while wearing an alien mask.
Be attending a funeral 2 days after he views the footage on his pc.