GERMANY and HOLLAND

I'd say we get along just fine until it comes down to SOCCER...

netherlands not holland.

and they are from deutschen bloed when something would happen.

We are very afraid of a Dutch invasion. That is the truth.

soccer is a kids game not a top sport.

just like other games.

Huh?

Germans speak Deutsch
We speak Dutch

In Holland the most people get basis Deutsch language lessons in school. In Germany it's less common to receivve lessons in Dutch.

I agree Olaf but both Germany and the Netherlands have plenty of soccertards who worship the ball... ;)

I play with my balls all the time

Why do Netherlands understand what Germans say but Germans could not do it???

I heard 2 versions:

1- Netherlands said that Germans learned dutch from them.
2- Germans said that they didn't learn dutch.

Can somebody clarify??

eerst die fietsen terug!

I see what you did there...

Knulla Knulla Knulla

What is the difference between Dutch and Deutsch???

Is Dutch and Deutsch the same as British English and American English???

hoita ist das vetter kalt.

yeah i lost mine trough that.

who would ever LIKE entertain LIKE OTHERS WITH IT WHILE YOU COULD DO IT WHEN YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO and do normal things for a living.

kinda when i would have a country i would not do that.

i also would not like red deistricts and drunk filthy city centers.

also i would like everyone to a point and i would also come up with something that would keep everyone busy for something new and nice that would let the dumb thing disapear.

Why do some Holland people call netherlands 'HOLLAND'.

Netherlands and Holland represents NORTH and SOUTH right??

No, the are complete other languages.

Like Norwegian vs Swedish.
Or Deutsch vs English.

But to you it sounds the same i guess ;0

try google translator,
instead of goofle tfanslatov

Did Germans learn Dutch from you?

Americans learned English from British and have their own modified English version. Does it happen the same way to Germans?

[link to www.archimon.nl]

we started with the same language but they started to talk more and more like fags, so we kicked them out! tru story!

Dutch is basically a West Germanic language.

So in essence it is a language derived from Proto-Germanic as is today's German.

That's why we can understand quite a lot of what the other says despite the difference in pronunciation and general vocabulary.

I thought germans and dutch, and all europeans, and most of the world, except for usatards and austrailia (where they have a more manly sport), referred to it as football.

I thought germans and dutch, and all europeans, and most of the world, except for usatards and austrailia (where they have a more manly sport), referred to it as football.

I Dunno, I think you better try searching Wikipedia on the history of Europe.

Before Germany and the Netherlands were formed there were alot of tribes. Dutch people in my opinion are in fact German in origine.

I Guess people developed a language in the region where they lived, but I'm not a historian.

Netherlands: Low Lands

Wanna have a low life? Go to the Netherlands!

and i want icecream in my fridge :(

Confirmed!

All this playing with windmills was also extremely annoying...

Yes, we do, but I thought it would be wise to say 'soccer' in an American forum...

some dutch dialects like ¨gronings" are fairly close to German dialects.

u mean the eggball u guys call football wile playing it with ure hands and wear soft pads so u dont get hurt?

Bingo - Germanic to the Northern most regions of Europe and Latin to the South.

Nice ass.