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Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.

 
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dasbier'JAPAN, FEMALE SOCCER CHAMPION'S OF THE WORLD !!!' ohyeah
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Hello everyone,

my name is Olaf and im 33 years of age,

last night i got raptured by the lord

without previous warning, and im very upset

as i also did not had an helmet and cant seem to find my wallet,

here is how it all went down...,erm... mean, 'up'. fight
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07/18/2011 01:42 AM
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The only son of the living God is comming soon to

make sure you have accepted him as your personal saviour,

if you have hired a body guard in the past,

pls repent today and stay away from those biochips.







HAVE YOU RECEIVED JESUS AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOUR?

For all have sinned and fail short of the glory of God. (Rom. 3:23)
Money is not everything. A person cannot come to God by believing in other gods,
disciplines, or by good deeds. Only a personal relationship with Jesus makes it possible
to stand righteous before a holy God at the end of human history. It was for this reason that Jesus Christ
suffered on the cross, shed his blood, died, and came back to life.

This was done to demonstrate God's willingness, ability, and glory in saving us from sin and death.

I am the way the truth and the life. No one comes to the father excerpt through me (John 14:6)
That if you confess with your mouth, Jesus is lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the death,
you will be saved. For it is with your hearth that you belive and are justified. And it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. (Rom 10:9-10)

You must believe in Jesus and that he died for your sins. Jesus loves you.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish
but have eternal life. (John 3:16)
Realize that you are a sinner and you must pray in faith. You need to receive Jesus as your personnal saviour. Thre is surely a heaven and a hell.

Jesus is the only way to heaven.

JESUS IS COMMING SOON, PREPARE FOR THE RAPTURE

Jesus who redeemed us trough the cross will prepare a place and will come back to be with us. He has promised us. (John 14:3)
The rapture will take place before the great tribulation (Rev. 3:10). Jesus said,
''You know how to interpret how to interpret the appearance in the sky but cannot interpret the signs of the times, (Matt. 16:3 Luke 12:56)

ALL BELOVED SAINTS IN JESUS CHRIST

The rapture is reserved for those saints who will be lifted into the sky upon God's trumpet calls, saints that are to be raptured will be lifted into the sky to meet Jesus in the clouds (1 The 4:16-17)
The rapture is reserved for those believers who wear spiritual white robes. Theire physical body will be transformed into glorious body and will be God's delight, (Rev. 19:7-8)
If you remain in lUkewarm faith, Jesus will spew you out so you must not be like this type believer (Rev. 3:16)
Jesus first comming was to bring salvation, but he is comming again to meet those who are ready and waiting in the clouds at the sound of the trumpets and this is called rapture.
Lord Jesus, will take his children with him into heaven. After the tribulation on earth then he will return again on earth with those who were raptured with him into heaven to the new Jerusalem this will be called his second comming. For what is our
hope, our joy, or the crown in wich we will glory in the presence of our lord Jesus when he comes? is it not you ? (1 Thess. 2:19)
At Jesus return, only raptured saints will be presented at the seat of glory (1 Cor. 15:49-55). Even if we do not know the day and time of his comming, the sons of light are not in darkness therefore that day will not come upon you like
a thief (1 Thess. 5:4-5). Do not be lukewarm believers nor do not sleep but be awake and pray, (1 Thess.5:1-4). Remember, therefore, what you have received and heard: Obey it, and repent. But if you do not wake up, i will come like a thief,
and you will not know at what time i will come to you, (Rev. 3:3). Those with lukewarm faith, those who are tied to the world, and those who do not know Jesus will be left behind for the great tribulation.
The great tribulation will be the most devastating time in all human history. Those who are left behind in the great tribulation must not receive the biochip (wich bears satan's name) into theyre body (forehead or right hand; Rev 13vs16,20vs4) even to the point of death.
Christians who commit suicide will spend eternal life in hell. By refusing this chip, you will be tortured then killed. For the unbelievers (nonChristians) you dont only have to refuse the chip but also you will have to confess Jesus as your lord and saviour with your lips,
ask of forgiveness of your sins and believe in your heart that is the Son of the God and He died for us, Amen.
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07/18/2011 10:28 AM
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Someone told you it was comming,

NOW ITS HERE! [link to www.youtube.com]
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07/18/2011 10:29 AM
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07/18/2011 12:31 PM
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Amazing. This is one of the best GLP nutter threads ever!
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thank you!hf

you are welcome to come back and click on my nut thread anytime.
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07/18/2011 12:33 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Hello everyone,

my name is Olaf and im 33 years of age,

last night i got raptured by the lord

without previous warning, and im very upset

as i also did not had an helmet and cant seem to find my wallet,

here is how it all went down...,erm... mean, 'up'. fight
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1471972


oh and when you are not there anymore then it all goes fine i see.
olaf oh boy that will be coo
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07/18/2011 12:35 PM
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Someone out there is eating caviar all day long,


and your distributing panflets.


NOW, THAT IS A JOKE.lolsign
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i never smoked that btw , do you like cracks ?
olaf
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07/18/2011 12:41 PM
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yellow toilet people i hope i get a planet without differend colours.
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07/18/2011 12:46 PM
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Hey Olaf,


your back allready ?!

...

listen, i heard what whappened last night,

how are you feeling today ?!

have you found your wallet allready ??


was it in the toilet ?? lolsign
olaf
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07/18/2011 12:46 PM
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so how long are you guys doing tough with your colours.

and planet and so on you just block people while nobody likes you all on the same planet.

its a mess here a mess there and you still come up with your own toilet lets voodoo ?
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07/18/2011 12:48 PM
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Hey Olaf,


your back allready ?!

...

listen, i heard what whappened last night,

how are you feeling today ?!

have you found your wallet allready ??


was it in the toilet ?? lolsign
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ehm yes i still am your enemy , i knda like it but not one on one like you do with allot more on a planet.
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07/18/2011 12:50 PM
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hows your brush with cheese.

after all those years still kamikaziing with desert people.

i hope you all die just for the fun off it and see later.
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07/18/2011 12:50 PM
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your gal sure must have a reconfigure soul aperatus that makes you all look nicer.
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07/18/2011 12:52 PM
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Someone out there is eating caviar all day long,


and your distributing panflets.


NOW, THAT IS A JOKE.lolsign
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i never smoked that btw , do you like cracks ?
 Quoting: olaf oh boy that will be coo 1472508






YES, i do! i like smoked caviar on a cracker,

but i dont smoke it all day long or distribute panflets

i hope your not offering me your crack, because i dont do drugs,

hey, what is 'btw' ?.
olaf
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07/18/2011 12:55 PM
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oh you just sound like not to have around.

and those well you also.

those capcom and others seem to look up people and try to banish them on there own planet.

like ants.

and well you know when there are to much of it and you have a silly weapon with you.

it is the same you know only without making it good again.
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07/18/2011 12:56 PM
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i will never make it up to you people with that garden my parents have.
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your gal sure must have a reconfigure soul aperatus that makes you all look nicer.
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what are you talking about ?! are you smoking caviar again??

jeeez, get yourself toghether pal,

you just been raptured, remember ?!

your not supposed to be talking nonsense.
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07/18/2011 12:58 PM
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... i mean it racoon, what is 'btw' ?.
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your gal sure must have a reconfigure soul aperatus that makes you all look nicer.
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what are you talking about ?! are you smoking caviar again??

jeeez, get yourself toghether pal,

you just been raptured, remember ?!

your not supposed to be talking nonsense.
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i'm alone you know can do.
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07/18/2011 01:03 PM
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just another so manied planet being raptured with this shit planet ?

all you do is walking around it with everyone you like.

and this is a crap planet.
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07/18/2011 01:04 PM
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Hello, my name is Helio and im the 'Sun God' of the Freemasonic 'Sun Order', i would like to know if the freemasons would like me to come out in 2011 or should i wait untill 2012 to fullfil bible prophecy, regards from Japan, Helio.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1375094


Aren't they Kabbalist?
A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues.


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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
your gal sure must have a reconfigure soul aperatus that makes you all look nicer.
 Quoting: olaf 1472508


what are you talking about ?! are you smoking caviar again??

jeeez, get yourself toghether pal,

you just been raptured, remember ?!

your not supposed to be talking nonsense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472390


i'm alone you know can do.
 Quoting: olaf 1472508


He Olaf,

i 'hate' to leave you alone talking to yourself,

but im going to bed and no its not day time here in Japan,

ciau, rapture you latter.hf
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just living without those sideways storys is great.
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07/18/2011 01:06 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
yeah don't choke on rubber mixed with radio active green air.

hf
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Hello, my name is Helio and im the 'Sun God' of the Freemasonic 'Sun Order', i would like to know if the freemasons would like me to come out in 2011 or should i wait untill 2012 to fullfil bible prophecy, regards from Japan, Helio.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1375094


Aren't they Kabbalist?
 Quoting: Evanight


kanabbalist ?!

Nah! we dont eat people yet,

we have supermarkets in Japan, did you know that?!. huffy
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07/18/2011 01:12 PM
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they all waired like dragon shirts at those party's why not keeping that way up ?
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and parcking in the air with your sanchez craft ?
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Hello, my name is Helio and im the 'Sun God' of the Freemasonic 'Sun Order', i would like to know if the freemasons would like me to come out in 2011 or should i wait untill 2012 to fullfil bible prophecy, regards from Japan, Helio.
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Why don't you get in touch with the Helios order at Freemasons' Hall in Great Queen Street, London
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