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Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.

 
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07/27/2011 09:48 AM
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Hey Olaf,

did you know that my mom allways blamed me for everything

that broke in the house ?!


its true...

and i still remember to this day, when that VCR stopped working,

i immediately heard...:


'Helio, what have you done to the VCR ?!.'agumball


or when the fridge started making funny noises

shouts, and screams around the house going:


'Hey Helio, how did you manage to brake the fridge ?!'agumball


...and it was horrible, horrible, i got the blame for

litteraly everything that was in disfunctional mode there,



...but to give my mom some credit, i was the one who broke

that cheap furry couch

that was sitting in from of the old tv set back in 84',



but hey...who told my parents to leave me home alone

when they knew i was 'crazy' for horse back ridding 1dunno1

Gosh... i remember that the couch was perfect for cowboy ride simulation, once turnet upside down...horsepoop



Oh well... i just sometimes think what a blessing it was for them to

never get jobs in the world trade center around 2001,

can you imagine if i was around that building around that

time ?!


i bet i would hear loud screams and terrible shouts !


'HELIO, YOU SON OF A DEVIL...

HOW DID YOU GOT US ALL KILLED HERE BOY ?! agumball


...what could i possibly have sayd to them ?! hiding2


'Sorry... I AM
























































.... the destroyer ?!' oops2




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07/27/2011 10:00 AM
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oh ok so plasma tv's are no,ok.

no with the polish i ment liek they say cje this sje that and they have the pope in rome and israel with there nice people.

and i don't know they always say what a fail.
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07/27/2011 10:01 AM
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oh and i got the beard joke yesterday.

hahaha funny if you joke allot.
 Quoting: olaf 1484522


...what beard joke ??

are you saying that you got yourself a beard ?!

...

hey, have you kissed big foot yet ??

...because that would be funny,

i mean...

... a dutch 'crack head' kissing a giant furball.

Hilariouslolsign
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07/27/2011 10:32 AM
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Hey Olaf,

have you ever channeled a wild 'cuckoo' ?!


i mean...both in and out of medication ?


...ever at all ?!. chuckle
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07/28/2011 05:18 AM
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wow what a nice penalty legs add.

fjew.
 Quoting: olaf 1484522


Oh thank you,

what a nice complement comming from a 'crack head' like you.

...and i must say that,

my arms are also quite nice, but i dont play soccer with my hand's,

i think that's still illegal, im not sure...chuckle
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07/28/2011 10:19 AM
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did that chinese invasion in australia movie sold good btw ?

man
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...i dunno

i think they drowned before they got to the invasion part,

im not too sure on that one.


but im guessing they sunk good btw,

...and for those who dont know,

that's :

Below T Water.

...

...i mean...where else could they have drown to, right ?!

Above TW ?!. shitstir2
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07/28/2011 10:24 AM
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oh so now it is you who made round blobs on sticks for everyone + a better idea for yourself ?
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07/28/2011 11:08 AM
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man that hurted standing up with mcdonald stuffed pain.

well sorry i don't get something anyway.
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why did i get that and why do they keep that up and why actualy why.

i tought allot last night but why so much effort with no end.


why


all those kids and



why
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07/28/2011 11:11 AM
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why those body pains with so many being bussy with it and with no normal idea of trying to have fun.


why


not even 1 million euro.
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07/31/2011 12:35 PM
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LEONIDELENIN sun ELIONINEED
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ochange


...What ?! 1dunno1
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What a life we lead here hein ?! scratching
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484640



What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about.
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Hey Olaf..,


let me ask you...what made you go 'nuts' ?!


is it the economy who's getting to you ?? ... or the 'crack' ?! chuckle
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 Quoting: Kritic


Hi Kritic,

i allmost laughed at your post and was allmost ready

to start a funny reply, but then i looked at your avatar

and thought...

Oh what the hell, somebody is surely making fun enough of

him allready in real life, so why bother kriticize a

poor avatard really tard,

erm...


im not trying to call you

a retard, honestly i swear...ohno (Oops, what a liar, IAM.)
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ochange

Diapers thumbs
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you are one of the dumbest things to have on a planet.

realy.
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08/05/2011 11:12 AM
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you are one of the dumbest things to have on a planet.

realy.
 Quoting: olaf 1493850


and you are one of the biggest 'crack-heads' to ever post here,

...go sit on your blue couch, finish your redbull. hi
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08/07/2011 08:18 AM
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Hello, Mr. Chris Constantine,

i hope you are well and listening,

keep making your videos of reptilians and moking others...

because ONE DAY...I WILL CRUSH YOU FOR THE FOOL YOU ARE!!

NOT ONLY YOU BUT ALSO ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO SUPPORT YOU AND

YOUR FOOLISHNESS, KEEP HIDDING UNDER YOUR 'REAL' JESUS 'Who loves you'.

BECAUSE THE FALSE ONE IS HERE IN THE FLESH AND WILL TEAR

YOU APPART FOR ALL THAT YOU DONE IN BOTH PAST AND PRESENT.



hisee you soon, Helio/Lucifer.
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Hello, Mr. Chris Constantine,

i hope you are well and listening,

keep making your videos of reptilians and moking others...

because ONE DAY...I WILL CRUSH YOU FOR THE FOOL YOU ARE!!

NOT ONLY YOU BUT ALSO ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO SUPPORT YOU AND

YOUR FOOLISHNESS, KEEP HIDDING UNDER YOUR 'REAL' JESUS 'Who loves you'.

BECAUSE THE FALSE ONE IS HERE IN THE FLESH AND WILL TEAR

YOU APPART FOR ALL THAT YOU DONE IN BOTH PAST AND PRESENT.



hisee you soon, Helio/Lucifer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1496920



Hello, my name is Constantine

pls, click on the link below:

[link to one-evil.org]
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08/07/2011 12:42 PM
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'God' must be very happy with what you have done

for 'him' in your past life Mr. Constantine,

so keep singing..

'Jesus Christ is comming for yaaa...',

while we remind ourselves

of some of your

qualities as Emperor (A.D. 306-337):



Constantine -
A Blood-thirsty Leader

"Constantine had no respect for human life,
and as emperor he executed his eldest son,
his own second wife, his favorite sister's
husband and 'many others' on doubtful charges.
He was also responsible for wholesale massacres
in north Africa."
- History of Christianity
Johnson; (p.68)

"Constantine had a father-in-law,
whom he commanded to be hung;
he had a brother-in-law,
whom he ordered to be strangled;
he had a nephew twelve or thirteen
years old, whose throat he ordered
to be cut; he had an eldest son,
whom he beheaded; he had a wife,
whom he ordered to be suffocated
in a bath."
-Voltaire
Philosophical Dictionary,
article "Constantine".

These atrocious crimes were perpetrated
after Constantine declared himself to be
a Christian. This is the man who became
leader of the Holy Roman Catholic Church.
This is the man who "legalized" Christianity
in the Roman Empire. This is the leader
who voted for and established many of the
doctrines taught in the churches today.

Constantine presided at Church councils
and worshipped the divinity of Christ,
as a doctrine that was decided upon by
the councils of Nicea that were political
efforts to cement the pagans with the
last vestiges of believing Christians.

It cannot be doubted that the character
of Constantine deteriorated rather than
improved under the influence of his form
of Christianity.

"Constantine pursued the great object
of his ambition through the dark and bloody
paths of war and policy; and, after the victory,
he abandoned himself, without moderation,
to the abuse of his fortune. He declined in
the practice of virtue; and the same year
of his reign in which he convened the Council
of Nice was polluted by the execution,
or rather murder, of his eldest son."
-The History of the Decline and Fall
of the Roman Empire
By Edward Gibbon, 1887, Chap. xx.

"Constantine never actually accepted
Christianity...Constantine never totally
abandoned Paganism...and was known to
continue to worship pagan gods.
Even after his conversion, Constantine
was well known for his brutality."
-Constantine - The Making of a Saint
by Andras Nagy




Constantine
and The "Trinity"

"Christians claim to follow the teachings
of the one they call Jesus Christ, but their
traditions today are radically different
than the original teachings of that man.
The process of the development of Christianity
is a long and complicated one, but there are
a number of key influential figures who
played a crucial role in it. While most
are familiar with the names of the 12 apostles,
they are usually unfamiliar with the one
who claimed to be the 13th, Constantine
the Great, the first Holy Roman Emperor."
-The Thirteenth Disciple
Constantine and The Trinity
by Nozrem ha Brit


"It was Constantine who changed the day
of worship from Saturday to Sunday,
despite the fact that Jesus, and all of
the apostles strictly observed the Sabbath
on Saturday. His decision was influenced
by the fact that Sun-Day was the Roman day
of worship of the Sun-God, Apollo."
-The Thirteenth Disciple
Constantine and The Trinity
by Nozrem ha Brit


"Constantine decided that God was
three-in-one based on the theologians
Tertullian, Cyprian, and Augustine.
Constantine convened the council of
Nicaea in 325, in which the Creed
outlined his version of the relationship
between Jesus and the Father. It is
unfortunate that the relationship of
Constantine and his own son could not
be so close, as while he was in the West
he had his eldest son and friend, Crispus,
and his wife, Fausta, executed for reasons
that remained a mystery. All other forms of
Christianity that did not comply to
this Creed, were labeled as heretics
and were to be eliminated. To this day,
Constantine’s Nicean Creed is used as
the basis for determining who is a
Christian, which is why Jehovah’s Witnesses,
are still labelled as heretics today."
-The Thirteenth Disciple
Constantine and The Trinity
by Nozrem ha Brit

"The effects of pagan influences
on Christian traditions can most clearly
be seen in its’ celebrations, for every
single one has a pagan celebration
as its origin. One festivity that was
personally initiated by Constantine
was All Saint’s Day, quite appropriate
as the mythology of pagan traditions
were transferred to the stories of the Saints."
-The Thirteenth Disciple
Constantine and The Trinity
by Nozrem ha Brit


"Between Constantine and cohorts,
the entire foundation of modern
Christianity was developed.
Yet perhaps we should ponder
if it would have been better for
Yeshua’s (Jesus')teachings to have
disappeared than to have them so
utterly corrupted and perpetuated
as his own."
-The Thirteenth Disciple
Constantine and The Trinity
by Nozrem ha Brit



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can someone explain how this thread got 143 4 star votes as it baffles me though i have not read the whole thread. it seems rather lame from what ive read, pure BS
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can someone explain how this thread got 143 4 star votes as it baffles me though i have not read the whole thread. it seems rather lame from what ive read, pure BS
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im sure thats what's really intriguing you at this point

in your life, if you have one at all that is,

what does BS stand for ?! absynth ?!.
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you are certainly aware that no one has yet mentioned

specifically what is so 'asbsynth' here right?!



and pls dont tell me you though i was comming here to write

the best selling novel of 2011, or the most dramatic

science fiction script of the year

because i have better things to do then to entertain

ingrate online cockroaches named 'Coward',

if you want wine instead of BS, try sitting on a bunch of

grapes and quickly remove the juices from your 'culo'

and drink it, but i recommend you sitting on it for

at least a year or two,

give some time for the wine to ferment, warm up and mature

since U.R-hyenass and U.K-ockroach wont. uk
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Hey guys

great news for you all today, aparently 'God' has been caught

and its here somewhere...

the end of times might happen afterall worship

are you excited ?!..then read this thread here

wich is allot better scripted with professional actors

and loads of make up artists,

but i warn you that it might contain some small amounts

of 'BS' here and there (Absythn/Green Spirit).

uhohYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!drinks

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