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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1484640 Japan 07/27/2011 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | did you know that my mom allways blamed me for everything that broke in the house ?! its true... and i still remember to this day, when that VCR stopped working, i immediately heard...: 'Helio, what have you done to the VCR ?!.' or when the fridge started making funny noises shouts, and screams around the house going: 'Hey Helio, how did you manage to brake the fridge ?!' ...and it was horrible, horrible, i got the blame for litteraly everything that was in disfunctional mode there, ...but to give my mom some credit, i was the one who broke that cheap furry couch that was sitting in from of the old tv set back in 84', but hey...who told my parents to leave me home alone when they knew i was 'crazy' for horse back ridding Gosh... i remember that the couch was perfect for cowboy ride simulation, once turnet upside down... Oh well... i just sometimes think what a blessing it was for them to never get jobs in the world trade center around 2001, can you imagine if i was around that building around that time ?! i bet i would hear loud screams and terrible shouts ! 'HELIO, YOU SON OF A DEVIL... HOW DID YOU GOT US ALL KILLED HERE BOY ?! ...what could i possibly have sayd to them ?! 'Sorry... I AM .... the destroyer ?!' 666 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1484640 Japan 07/27/2011 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | oh and i got the beard joke yesterday. Quoting: olaf 1484522hahaha funny if you joke allot. ...what beard joke ?? are you saying that you got yourself a beard ?! ... hey, have you kissed big foot yet ?? ...because that would be funny, i mean... ... a dutch 'crack head' kissing a giant furball. Hilarious |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1485679 Japan 07/28/2011 05:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wow what a nice penalty legs add. Quoting: olaf 1484522fjew. Oh thank you, what a nice complement comming from a 'crack head' like you. ...and i must say that, my arms are also quite nice, but i dont play soccer with my hand's, i think that's still illegal, im not sure... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1485679 Japan 07/28/2011 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | did that chinese invasion in australia movie sold good btw ? Quoting: olaf 1482169man ...i dunno i think they drowned before they got to the invasion part, im not too sure on that one. but im guessing they sunk good btw, ...and for those who dont know, that's : Below T Water. ... ...i mean...where else could they have drown to, right ?! Above TW ?!. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1489231 Japan 07/31/2011 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 999 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484640Hi Kritic, i allmost laughed at your post and was allmost ready to start a funny reply, but then i looked at your avatar and thought... Oh what the hell, somebody is surely making fun enough of him allready in real life, so why bother kriticize a poor avatard really tard, erm... im not trying to call you a retard, honestly i swear... (Oops, what a liar, IAM.) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1496920 Japan 08/07/2011 08:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i hope you are well and listening, keep making your videos of reptilians and moking others... because ONE DAY...I WILL CRUSH YOU FOR THE FOOL YOU ARE!! NOT ONLY YOU BUT ALSO ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO SUPPORT YOU AND YOUR FOOLISHNESS, KEEP HIDDING UNDER YOUR 'REAL' JESUS 'Who loves you'. BECAUSE THE FALSE ONE IS HERE IN THE FLESH AND WILL TEAR YOU APPART FOR ALL THAT YOU DONE IN BOTH PAST AND PRESENT. see you soon, Helio/Lucifer. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1496920 Japan 08/07/2011 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hello, Mr. Chris Constantine, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1496920i hope you are well and listening, keep making your videos of reptilians and moking others... because ONE DAY...I WILL CRUSH YOU FOR THE FOOL YOU ARE!! NOT ONLY YOU BUT ALSO ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO SUPPORT YOU AND YOUR FOOLISHNESS, KEEP HIDDING UNDER YOUR 'REAL' JESUS 'Who loves you'. BECAUSE THE FALSE ONE IS HERE IN THE FLESH AND WILL TEAR YOU APPART FOR ALL THAT YOU DONE IN BOTH PAST AND PRESENT. see you soon, Helio/Lucifer. Hello, my name is Constantine pls, click on the link below: [link to one-evil.org] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1496920 Japan 08/07/2011 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'God' must be very happy with what you have done for 'him' in your past life Mr. Constantine, so keep singing.. 'Jesus Christ is comming for yaaa...', while we remind ourselves of some of your qualities as Emperor (A.D. 306-337): Constantine - A Blood-thirsty Leader "Constantine had no respect for human life, and as emperor he executed his eldest son, his own second wife, his favorite sister's husband and 'many others' on doubtful charges. He was also responsible for wholesale massacres in north Africa." - History of Christianity Johnson; (p.68) "Constantine had a father-in-law, whom he commanded to be hung; he had a brother-in-law, whom he ordered to be strangled; he had a nephew twelve or thirteen years old, whose throat he ordered to be cut; he had an eldest son, whom he beheaded; he had a wife, whom he ordered to be suffocated in a bath." -Voltaire Philosophical Dictionary, article "Constantine". These atrocious crimes were perpetrated after Constantine declared himself to be a Christian. This is the man who became leader of the Holy Roman Catholic Church. This is the man who "legalized" Christianity in the Roman Empire. This is the leader who voted for and established many of the doctrines taught in the churches today. Constantine presided at Church councils and worshipped the divinity of Christ, as a doctrine that was decided upon by the councils of Nicea that were political efforts to cement the pagans with the last vestiges of believing Christians. It cannot be doubted that the character of Constantine deteriorated rather than improved under the influence of his form of Christianity. "Constantine pursued the great object of his ambition through the dark and bloody paths of war and policy; and, after the victory, he abandoned himself, without moderation, to the abuse of his fortune. He declined in the practice of virtue; and the same year of his reign in which he convened the Council of Nice was polluted by the execution, or rather murder, of his eldest son." -The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire By Edward Gibbon, 1887, Chap. xx. "Constantine never actually accepted Christianity...Constantine never totally abandoned Paganism...and was known to continue to worship pagan gods. Even after his conversion, Constantine was well known for his brutality." -Constantine - The Making of a Saint by Andras Nagy Constantine and The "Trinity" "Christians claim to follow the teachings of the one they call Jesus Christ, but their traditions today are radically different than the original teachings of that man. The process of the development of Christianity is a long and complicated one, but there are a number of key influential figures who played a crucial role in it. While most are familiar with the names of the 12 apostles, they are usually unfamiliar with the one who claimed to be the 13th, Constantine the Great, the first Holy Roman Emperor." -The Thirteenth Disciple Constantine and The Trinity by Nozrem ha Brit "It was Constantine who changed the day of worship from Saturday to Sunday, despite the fact that Jesus, and all of the apostles strictly observed the Sabbath on Saturday. His decision was influenced by the fact that Sun-Day was the Roman day of worship of the Sun-God, Apollo." -The Thirteenth Disciple Constantine and The Trinity by Nozrem ha Brit "Constantine decided that God was three-in-one based on the theologians Tertullian, Cyprian, and Augustine. Constantine convened the council of Nicaea in 325, in which the Creed outlined his version of the relationship between Jesus and the Father. It is unfortunate that the relationship of Constantine and his own son could not be so close, as while he was in the West he had his eldest son and friend, Crispus, and his wife, Fausta, executed for reasons that remained a mystery. All other forms of Christianity that did not comply to this Creed, were labeled as heretics and were to be eliminated. To this day, Constantine’s Nicean Creed is used as the basis for determining who is a Christian, which is why Jehovah’s Witnesses, are still labelled as heretics today." -The Thirteenth Disciple Constantine and The Trinity by Nozrem ha Brit "The effects of pagan influences on Christian traditions can most clearly be seen in its’ celebrations, for every single one has a pagan celebration as its origin. One festivity that was personally initiated by Constantine was All Saint’s Day, quite appropriate as the mythology of pagan traditions were transferred to the stories of the Saints." -The Thirteenth Disciple Constantine and The Trinity by Nozrem ha Brit "Between Constantine and cohorts, the entire foundation of modern Christianity was developed. Yet perhaps we should ponder if it would have been better for Yeshua’s (Jesus')teachings to have disappeared than to have them so utterly corrupted and perpetuated as his own." -The Thirteenth Disciple Constantine and The Trinity by Nozrem ha Brit [link to babylon-the-great.xanga.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1497447 Japan 08/07/2011 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | can someone explain how this thread got 143 4 star votes as it baffles me though i have not read the whole thread. it seems rather lame from what ive read, pure BS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1280477im sure thats what's really intriguing you at this point in your life, if you have one at all that is, what does BS stand for ?! absynth ?!. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1497447 Japan 08/07/2011 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you are certainly aware that no one has yet mentioned specifically what is so 'asbsynth' here right?! and pls dont tell me you though i was comming here to write the best selling novel of 2011, or the most dramatic science fiction script of the year because i have better things to do then to entertain ingrate online cockroaches named 'Coward', if you want wine instead of BS, try sitting on a bunch of grapes and quickly remove the juices from your 'culo' and drink it, but i recommend you sitting on it for at least a year or two, give some time for the wine to ferment, warm up and mature since U.R-hyenass and U.K-ockroach wont. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1497447 Japan 08/07/2011 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys great news for you all today, aparently 'God' has been caught and its here somewhere... the end of times might happen afterall are you excited ?!..then read this thread here wich is allot better scripted with professional actors and loads of make up artists, but i warn you that it might contain some small amounts of 'BS' here and there (Absythn/Green Spirit). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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