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Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.

 
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Hey, i just had a red bull giving me wings and now im falling from hell like lightening, ask me a question!
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
I have a quick question here.

If The lord Christ and saviour once testified that he saw satan fall from

heaven like lightening, that means that he was in the ground.

(either walking on water or not at that time.)

So if he was on the ground that means that satan was in the air or

in heaven and not in hell like some people are told.

If satan is the antichrist then the lord will again be one of the first to see

him comming from heaven or the air.

If we take this famous passage and testimony of christ has truth

then we have no doubts to where satan comes from.

Having sayd that, my question is...

Why are christians asking others to keep looking up for the comming of

the lord as we can clearly see Mr. Jr Church doing just that at

9 minutes and 11 seconds

of this video?!


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Herro again
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Ah there where those evil masonic trampoline jumpers on soil again.
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10/13/2012 08:00 AM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Dear beloved, my name is Helio and i just invested some peanuts in the flea market

Please ask me a question before i raptured Olaf to meet me in the air.

With hate and darkness, yours unfaithfull

Descending master and false christ, Helios Vespa.groucho
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Sec im trying a second dead moon.
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Oh or a moon in my bed or something.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Let me tell you that sometime ago i told a Christian that i was The Sun God (Helio), the Spirit behind the mysterious number of 6.6.6 and he quickly told me that i was not the one true God
and that i should keep quiet and be good to people...
and that left me thinking to myself
if i am not the one true God of Christianity, and just another Anti-Christ, shouldnt i be the opposite of quiet and good, kinda like LOUD and EVIL perhaps??.
...
and i even remember trying to convince him that i was the 'destroyer', the one who was going to bring chaos and destruction, but some other Christian type person sayed:
'If you have plans of a destructive nature, then i suggest you keep quiet and consider being good to people...'

and that all left me thinking to myself, if Jesus the one true God of the bible says that he will come back one day to judge, kill, torture, and even destroy mankind of the civilized world, shouldnt perhaps HE seek guidance in his followers before he comes back ?? what do you think ?.
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for you:

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Hey guys, look!
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Im walking allover water again, thats just one of my many false miracles...

... but i got more.abduct
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For you:

I have a quick question here.

If The lord Christ and saviour once testified that he saw satan fall from

heaven like lightening, that means that he was in the ground.

(either walking on water or not at that time.)

So if he was on the ground that means that satan was in the air or

in heaven and not in hell like some people are told.

If satan is the antichrist then the lord will again be one of the first to see

him comming from heaven or the air.

If we take this famous passage and testimony of christ has truth

then we have no doubts to where satan comes from.

Having sayd that, my question is...

Why are christians asking others to keep looking up for the comming of

the lord as we can clearly see Mr. Jr Church doing just that at

9 minutes and 11 seconds

of this video?!


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25303772




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OMG this thread has 666 stars , w8ing for the religious-tards to use the epic conspiracy math.
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Wait to the religitards come here and see you panda picture and

Start puting 1+1 together .

Sun disk in the head, sword in the back,

eyes on fire and feet of a bear.

Surely the lord is just behind the bush

waiting for the father to open the cage at any minute now.
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LMFAO
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You know ?! I allways had a question concerning the buddha

The guy is known for sitting down all day, all peacefull and smilling

no worries in the world just teaching philo sophia and god knows what.

I have been wondering who did the cooking and cleaning for the guy ?!

And what could he be really teaching ?!

Could he be teaching the others how to cook and clean for him ?!

- Hey, i told you! Less salt on the potatoes please.

and do that laudry by hand this time, the aliens are still to come and give us

some Panasonic washing machines. and let no chinese fool you either

cause no one knows the right day and hour those machines are comming
in, so accept no emitations.1rof1
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Who's doing the cleaning? Mohamad
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Dunno hohohohoho
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Cool its raining nice outside here at the front window.
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You can see the rain come up again from the road with the street lights.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Oh eh the african tornado gate failed in the soil it must be bussy.
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Oh wauw an upsidedown rapture lift phase planet mirrored.
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Yes the wtf of world face comes into view.
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Im baking apple pie under a tree, ask me a question. abduct
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Hello, im the false Jesus, please answer me a question! groucho

If you dont know the right one, here is 3 life lines.

1 - Ask the audiance (not recommended)


2 - Go 50:50

3 - Phone Olaf secrets
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The samples are already explosive in the usa ?

Or was that something else.

Anyway no dont call me , the onwy water suply with hose and buckets in africa is funny enough.
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Breaking news:


Movie director Tarantino just got together with former Christian emperor

and cockroach Constantine and are producing a movie called

Constantino, based on a true story the film showcases

the life and drama of a former emperor and ruthless killer

which encarnates back into the same person latter in the future

and turns dvd bootlegger and conspiracy theorist in great britain.

In theaters near you summer 2013










* 50% discount to all christians and duchebags.
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Breaking news:


Movie director Tarantino just got together with former Christian emperor

and cockroach Constantine and are producing a movie called

Constantino, based on a true story the film showcases

the life and drama of a former emperor and ruthless killer

which encarnates back into the same person latter in the future

and turns dvd bootlegger and conspiracy theorist in great britain.

In theaters near you summer 2013










* 50% discount to all christians and duchebags.
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I beg your pardon, its actually spelled 'douche'

its a bag in the shower.tounge
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What you get ... Nothing.
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 Quoting: You seen me, You seen the Sun! groucho
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Where's archangel Michael again ?!...he's in heaven right ?!

...

he's he full of poop like me ?!.
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Aw someone got hurt bad.
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I think it was an oversized spear ..
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Breaking News !!

The new Vatican pope is former wwf superstar Papa Shango

He's got a skull full of smoke and a flying elbow killer from the turnbuckle


peeps beware!
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Have i done enough war with the saints just yet ?!

Has it been 42 months allready ?!

Can someone please confirm ?! thanks. cool2

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