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Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.

 
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Many will claim to be the sun god Helios and deceive nothing but themselves

and if posible deceive the real one.dance
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Hey gays and girls,

I just read on the internet that Judas was actually named Satan and he deceived

christ and end up losing a battle with God, now tell me something...

was his last name Escariot or Chariot ?! alienship

Could Jesus have seen Judas falling from heaven like lightening ?!

Hummm... i wonder if Judas was a descending master from the confederation of scamm. hmm
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Hey gays and girls,

I just read on the internet that Judas was actually named Satan and he deceived

christ and end up losing a battle with God, now tell me something...

was his last name Escariot or Chariot ?! alienship

Could Jesus have seen Judas falling from heaven like lightening ?!

Hummm... i wonder if Judas was a descending master from the confederation of scamm. hmm
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Satan is Saturn, the God Muslims worship

most Christians worship Jehovah or Jupiter

the real Christians of the heart worship Jesus or the Cosmic Father, the sun, he is the same

now you know the connection
jacksprat
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Hey gays and girls,

I just read on the internet that Judas was actually named Satan and he deceived

christ and end up losing a battle with God, now tell me something...

was his last name Escariot or Chariot ?! alienship

Could Jesus have seen Judas falling from heaven like lightening ?!

Hummm... i wonder if Judas was a descending master from the confederation of scamm. hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26339756


Satan is Saturn, the God Muslims worship

most Christians worship Jehovah or Jupiter

the real Christians of the heart worship Jesus or the Cosmic Father, the sun, he is the same

now you know the connection
 Quoting: jacksprat


Thanks Jack, allways insightfull.

So acording to your version of the bible, the cosmic father sun

was deceived by planet Saturn wich he may have seen descending from

heaven like lightening. the pabtism of christ by John the pabtist was

probably by way of meteor shower thrown at his skull, right ?!

Right in the head! 3334
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10/27/2012 02:37 AM
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Sun Yat-sen?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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BREAKING NEWS:

Scientists discover that Australians are descendents of an alien race from

Austria, reports of a kangaroo atempting to pilot the flying chariot of an

Australian father of two have just been confirmed by Melbourne police

officers. The Kangaroo is belived to be suffering of strong delusions and

his on his way to the amazon jungle to trick local reptilian croc's into

believing that he his the secong comming of Kang... pardon, Christoo!
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Sun Yat-sen?
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Yes, i have seen it

It was a Kangaralian! blink
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Hey those astroids guide sticks are funny -(:
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...they do work but you need to not stand there or something.
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Oh eh and yesterday someone was floating somewhere out of orbit , thats all i was told.
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Oh eh and yesterday someone was floating somewhere out of orbit , thats all i was told.
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That was probably one of Judas eschariot's, or maybe a Kangaroo.F.O lolsign
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whatever
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Hey gays and girls,

I just read on the internet that Judas was actually named Satan and he deceived

christ and end up losing a battle with God, now tell me something...

was his last name Escariot or Chariot ?! alienship

Could Jesus have seen Judas falling from heaven like lightening ?!

Hummm... i wonder if Judas was a descending master from the confederation of scamm. hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26339756


Satan is Saturn, the God Muslims worship

most Christians worship Jehovah or Jupiter

the real Christians of the heart worship Jesus or the Cosmic Father, the sun, he is the same

now you know the connection
 Quoting: jacksprat


Ok Jack, so im gonna ask you to sit on the hot seat of Zeus

and answer me this:

The Muslims worship planet Saturn, the Christians worship Jupiter

and the real Christians the Sun. What about the Satanist?! Is it Venus the

morning star ?!

I have never seen Venus in the morning, nor in the heavening

in fact i never see planet Venus at all. What about the other religions ?!

Who worships Mercury and Pluto, and all the other planets out there ?!

What if im atheist and i dont believe these planets to be Gods, am I

considered a planetheist ?! Which planet the buddhists worship for instances ?!
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Hey gays and girls,

I just read on the internet that Judas was actually named Satan and he deceived

christ and end up losing a battle with God, now tell me something...

was his last name Escariot or Chariot ?! alienship

Could Jesus have seen Judas falling from heaven like lightening ?!

Hummm... i wonder if Judas was a descending master from the confederation of scamm. hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26339756


Satan is Saturn, the God Muslims worship

most Christians worship Jehovah or Jupiter

the real Christians of the heart worship Jesus or the Cosmic Father, the sun, he is the same

now you know the connection
 Quoting: jacksprat


Ok Jack, so im gonna ask you to sit on the hot seat of Zeus

and answer me this:

The Muslims worship planet Saturn, the Christians worship Jupiter

and the real Christians the Sun. What about the Satanist?! Is it Venus the

morning star ?!

I have never seen Venus in the morning, nor in the heavening

in fact i never see planet Venus at all. What about the other religions ?!

Who worships Mercury and Pluto, and all the other planets out there ?!

What if im atheist and i dont believe these planets to be Gods, am I

considered a planetheist ?! Which planet the buddhists worship for instances ?!
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whatever
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Wich planet does this Jack ass worship here ?!

Im trying get the connection. tounge
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10/28/2012 02:39 AM
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Who worships planet X ?! 1dunno1
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
why dont the rest of you become a god with the god diet and manna i give everyone in this thread> 777 is the number of god and i am god...heartswithin a year of following the instructions of this thread you will become a "jesus" and then turn into a "god", free of any and all religious dogma..
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I dont know if you are aware of gnostic and mystic teachings

that basicaly explayin that to be like God, all that its required is to

achieve a level of consciousness that enables you to tell the diference


from what is right and is wrong, what is good and is bad

it does not say anything about going on a diet

and it also does not say that its required to be christian or buddhist

to have christ within or without, from what i gathered from gnosticism

all that was required was a brain and a phisical and spiritual experience

to tell good from evil.

If i stomp your feet and right after i give you a banana

im sure you will be able to tell me straight way what felt better

the stomp or the fruit. If these teachings explayin what is to be God

and they make sense, why complicate what is simple ?!
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Hey gays and girls,

I just read on the internet that Judas was actually named Satan and he deceived

christ and end up losing a battle with God, now tell me something...

was his last name Escariot or Chariot ?! alienship

Could Jesus have seen Judas falling from heaven like lightening ?!

Hummm... i wonder if Judas was a descending master from the confederation of scamm. hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26339756


Satan is Saturn, the God Muslims worship

most Christians worship Jehovah or Jupiter

the real Christians of the heart worship Jesus or the Cosmic Father, the sun, he is the same

now you know the connection
 Quoting: jacksprat


Ok Jack, so im gonna ask you to sit on the hot seat of Zeus

and answer me this:

The Muslims worship planet Saturn, the Christians worship Jupiter

and the real Christians the Sun. What about the Satanist?! Is it Venus the

morning star ?!

I have never seen Venus in the morning, nor in the heavening

in fact i never see planet Venus at all. What about the other religions ?!

Who worships Mercury and Pluto, and all the other planets out there ?!

What if im atheist and i dont believe these planets to be Gods, am I

considered a planetheist ?! Which planet the buddhists worship for instances ?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26446110
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Pluto - a name for the god of the underworld, appropriate for such a presumably dark and cold world.

Plutocracy (from Ancient Greek πλοῦτος, ploutos, meaning "wealth", and κράτος, kratos, meaning "power, dominion, rule"), also known as plutonomy or plutarchy, is rule by the wealthy.

Plutocracy is the rule by the super-rich international capitalists and their retainers; the press, office holders, spies and thugs. In a plutocracy the middle class is controlled though taxation, low-cost imports (free trade) and corrupt politicians and in a communist system the middle class is exterminated. The perfect plutocracy consists of two classes only—the plutocrats and their overseers and the subsistence-level poor. The degree of economic inequality is staggering as is the low level of social mobility.

Every governemnt that has ever existed is just a glorified plutocracy.
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Pluto = Hades, King of the underworld, God of the Dead and Riches
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Btw, Buddhists worship exactly Mercury, the lord of the planets. Egyptians called it Odin, and Babylonians called it Nebo.

Funny thing is - Odin means 'number one' in Russian (and Mercury actually is number one planet), and Nebo means 'Sky', so go figure. :)
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Tablets K.6174:9’ and K.12769:6’ refer to it as Mercury: "If Mercury (MULUDU.IDIM.GU4) divides the sky and stands there, [its name] is Nibiru."
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Tablets K.6174:9’ and K.12769:6’ refer to it as Mercury: "If Mercury (MULUDU.IDIM.GU4) divides the sky and stands there, [its name] is Nibiru."
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You see...?! This is what i keep telling people at work.

Nibiru its not mysterious at all, its just planet Mercury in disguise .

Thank you for the confirmation.

Do you have facebook yet ?! I wanna be your beeeeest face friend. luv
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Tablets K.6174:9’ and K.12769:6’ refer to it as Mercury: "If Mercury (MULUDU.IDIM.GU4) divides the sky and stands there, [its name] is Nibiru."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26527269


You see...?! This is what i keep telling people at work.

Nibiru its not mysterious at all, its just planet Mercury in disguise .

Thank you for the confirmation.

Do you have facebook yet ?! I wanna be your beeeeest face friend. luv
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26709601



Yeah, right... chuckle

On second thought, why would you tell people at work such a blasphemy - don't bother the enslaved. :)
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Btw, what do you think this "divides the sky" mean - is that about Mercury transit? When exactly it will happen?
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Btw, what do you think this "divides the sky" mean - is that about Mercury transit? When exactly it will happen?
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I guess it's May 9 2016 damned
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Oh ah ^^ on the sun again with :{
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angry2 ^^ :{
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Tablets K.6174:9’ and K.12769:6’ refer to it as Mercury: "If Mercury (MULUDU.IDIM.GU4) divides the sky and stands there, [its name] is Nibiru."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26527269


You see...?! This is what i keep telling people at work.

Nibiru its not mysterious at all, its just planet Mercury in disguise .

Thank you for the confirmation.

Do you have facebook yet ?! I wanna be your beeeeest face friend. luv
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26709601



Yeah, right... chuckle

On second thought, why would you tell people at work such a blasphemy - don't bother the enslaved. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1492246


I first thought they were inslaved, but then they told me that they loooooove

working in there, so... go figure . 1dunno1
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angry2 bring in casper ?

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