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Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.

 
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Your a dumbshit that is going crazy because you are starving to death. You are walking dead. You are dead but have a name.
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Its Satan who's more clever , right ?! Maybe we should both ask him some question, what do you say ??
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confident Look everyone... I GOTTA BIGODE!!
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The anti-christ is LIVE on Electro Lux

follow the streem, not him.

[link to www.ustream.tv]
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Breaking News!

Jesus is comming back soon, the lord will come as an invisible spirit

and everyone shall see him comming in the clouds.
























A story like that, gotta be holly. wink
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Jesus is the son of the living and breathing God.

the first person to see a breathing spirit was john the dentist

in 666 AD. John was removing someone's wisdoom

tooth one day and an invisible God came running trought the stairs

warning him not to take the mark of beast, for he surely be doomed.

John could not see God since he was invisible but assumed that he was

breathing heavily and predicting that in the comming of the anti-christ

he was going to be forced to receive a mark of his name in the forehead

right hand or left foot. So John replied to God who could not see him

because obviously spirits have no eyes and if they did, they would be

invisible also.

Sure lord of the air, but tell me who is the anti-christ ?

for i have eard that there are many. and God said, he who denies

the father and the son are the antichrist, so pay attention that no one

deceves you but me, for i am a liar and the father of all tricks

that bible is my work, and remember that when i sayd that i was going to

bring false delusions so you too believed a lie, i was telling the truth all

allong.

For i am the creator of confusion and deceith, so please dont let anyone

fool you but me. I and the father are one and the same and that is the

truth. Can you see my lungs now? For they are filled with oxigen but you

cant see it perhaps because ye are blind to see the truth. But never mind

that, go on and remove all their wisdoom teeth allready, for i am soo

confused in my own story and tricks, that even i dont know what i am

saying.
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Breaking News!

Jesus is comming back soon, the lord will come as an invisible spirit

and everyone shall see him comming in the clouds.



The lord never left, God is here. Just ask and you shall receive.




















A story like that, gotta be holly. wink
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Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

We are not human beings on a spiritual journey.
We are spiritual beings on a human journey.
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Breaking News!

Jesus is comming back soon, the lord will come as an invisible spirit

and everyone shall see him comming in the clouds.



The lord never left, God is here. Just ask and you shall receive.








God is here, where?? Ask him what ?? What could i possibly need from God ?! Money?! Will an invisible spirit help me pay my bills ??

If i dont make a sacrifice every day, commuting, working, saving money

will God give me some? The answer is no.

Should i ask him to save me and send me to heaven??

Well... the last time i checked my astrological chart it sayd that im the

world saviour, should i go save the world just because the heavens say so ?? Isnt that what Satan wants??

That passage that reads, even his comming is after the works of Satan...

Thats his work!! Astrology is the work of Satan, not mine.

I dont put astrology together, i symply read it and try to understand its work, and it stinks as far as i am concerned. I do not like astrology, i do not like this story of world saviour and i certainly do not like Satan and Satanist. Pls dont play games with me and dont take me for an idiot.

Why do you think that this character is called anti-christ ?!

Because he is against astrology, the character that Satan wants him to play, and that criminal is so clever that he predicts the whole story in the bible because he is creating the whole jig, the whole scam. Making you all look like idiots in your own images because none of you can see him or it. I thought you guys had realize that by now, why would you say something like that ?! Do you think i work for that creature after what they have done in this earth ?! Common man, grow a beard...











A story like that, gotta be holly. wink
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Have you ever thought that Satan is so clever that he hiddes behind a holly name, says that the father and the son are one and then in a diferent passage says: You can say whatever you want about the father,
even the son, but about the holly spirit dont say a bad word cause ill be really mad.

Wait a minute mr. Holly ghost

you claim that you have a trinity there going, a reall unity and oneness

and then all of the sudden your separated and individualist ??

You bring lies and deceit to fool and trick the people, allways speak in

ways to confuse the reader about your identity, claim to create the world

and people can only take your word for it cause lets face it, no one ever

saw you, let alone the world being created by you.

You claim to be loving and forgiving yet, dont say a word against you

or one will not receive forgiveness. ?

You sayd one shall not lie and you allready did, and confirmed it so you can allways say you were telling the truth.

You sayd thou shall not kill, yet you brought your only beggoten son to die for others... isnt that murder ? ?

Lets be honest here, if one needs to repent and be forgiven

its you mr. Holly ghost.


you wrote that you were cast out of heaven to test mankind, tempting

people into serving and working for you, spreading your word

Isnt that a violation on peoples free choice, or free will ?

Your sayd thou shall not judge, yet you wanna bring your only beggotten

son to judge the world...isnt that a little cheeky ??

You tell these people to ask and they shall receive...??

Well... i wanna be the first one to ask then, i wanna ask you to speak for

yourself and not make others talk for you, and you may wanna consider

telling them the truth about your nature mr. Holly ghost

and you also might wanna tell me why are there so many diferent versions of your word.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Jesus is the son of the living and breathing God.

the first person to see a breathing spirit was john the dentist

in 666 AD. John was removing someone's wisdoom

tooth one day and an invisible God came running trought the stairs

warning him not to take the mark of beast, for he surely be doomed.

John could not see God since he was invisible but assumed that he was

breathing heavily and predicting that in the comming of the anti-christ

he was going to be forced to receive a mark of his name in the forehead

right hand or left foot. So John replied to God who could not see him

because obviously spirits have no eyes and if they did, they would be

invisible also.

Sure lord of the air, but tell me who is the anti-christ ?

for i have eard that there are many. and God said, he who denies

the father and the son are the antichrist, so pay attention that no one

deceves you but me, for i am a liar and the father of all tricks

that bible is my work, and remember that when i sayd that i was going to

bring false delusions so you too believed a lie, i was telling the truth all

allong.

For i am the creator of confusion and deceith, so please dont let anyone

fool you but me. I and the father are one and the same and that is the

truth. Can you see my lungs now? For they are filled with oxigen but you

cant see it perhaps because ye are blind to see the truth. But never mind

that, go on and remove all their wisdoom teeth allready, for i am soo

confused in my own story and tricks, that even i dont know what i am

saying.
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In my own jokes i come to realize things that i did not before.

If an antichrist is he who denies the father and the son, and God throught

the Holy spirit claims that you can say whatever you want about the

father and even the son but not against himself the holy spirit, implying

offcourse that they are separate individuals, then that right there shows

to me that

he who denies the father and the son are none other than the holy spirit

himself.

Its an astonishing work this thing called the bible. If anyone of you out

there thinks that i might be onto something here and deserve a prize for

unlocking the mysteries of the best encoded book ever writen please let

me know asap, because i really could use a bicicle right now.
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Hey guys, so today i went out for a stroll and a pigeon decided to poop

right where i was walking by, hit me right on my head.

Well... i assume it was pigeon, truth is i didnt saw the bird

It could have been an archangel... or even God playing tricks on me. huffy
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Hi everyone,

i would like to send some kisses and hugs to all my fans

around the world and say that even though my time is short

and i cant allways be here telling jokes since im a born

again Buddist and Satanist on part-time, i would like to

take some of that short time and without wanting to take

too much of yours, quickly sing a here song to all of you

from one of my favourite bands of all time The Cockroaches

wich are a rock'n'roll group i met in a visit to planet

Jewpeter a few years back. Even though im not sure who

wrote the song, if it were the cockroaches

themselves or somebody else for them, the one thing im sure

is that you will love it.


Are you ready?! Here goes:

...(clears throat)

All YOU need is love hearts(trumpets) All WE need is cash (trumpets)happydance

All YOU need is love, love...hearts and cash is all WE need. happydance




i hope you have enjoyed listening to it as much as i did

mimicking The Cockroaches. to finish today i would like to

do i sinners prayer but unfortunatelly my time is very,

very short and insted would just stress out the importance

of you not taking the mark of the beast of the anti-christ

at these end times

because obviously money is the root and offspring of all

evil

and what you really need is love, sex drugs and

rock'n'roll

remember that Jesus loves you and he cant wait to be back

soon.
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bump
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Hey Folks, im not the one bumping this thread,

its all Satans work, hes the one making me do it, all my power comes

from him, i got no power of my own, all my miracles and jokes come

from my dad, cheers. bump
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Hey folks,

I would like to be a candidate to old the torch and start the olimpic

games in 20:20 Tokyo, all seeing, man of sin inside of the sun

playing mind games with other folks, rock'n'roll bands

you know... all that stuff your allready used too.
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Hey retard, have they told you that the king's doom is within you ?

and that he's doomed in heaven inside the horrorscope?

Have they told you that he died for us, have they told you who those 'us' are?

You go to those astrology seminars learn about horrorscopes and doom

allignements, did they told you that there are no planets in the solar

system? Did they told you about the orbs that hide, apear and

dissapear with horror plans ?

Sure they didnt, but that the antichrist is comming from the sea

with a foot of a bear a mouth of a lion and multiple horns in its head

to give you a mark of a beast so you can no longer buy or sell without it

im sure 'they' gave you great insight.

YOU RETARD!
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Hey moron, how many more books about the return of the antichrist

can you write and fill your pockets with cash when the bible wich is a free

book allready done that for everyone around the world?

How about writing a book on the return of the other criminals such as

emperor Constantine who somehow was not mentioned in the bible

for his crimes and christianity for all plans? What about writing a book on

your return to earth instead and cash in on that ?


Now that you got everyones attention and im finnaly here, you ain't

opening your mouth? You play coy now you moron?

Your running away with the money you made and aswer me no

questions ?

Tell me when your ready for more jokes, ill take some of my short time

to come entertain you for free.
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Hey moron, how many more books about the return of the antichrist

can you write and fill your pockets with cash when the bible wich is a free

book allready done that for everyone around the world?

How about writing a book on the return of the other criminals such as

emperor Constantine who somehow was not mentioned in the bible

for his crimes and christianity for all plans? What about writing a book on

your return to earth instead and cash in on that ?


Now that you got everyones attention and im finnaly here, you ain't

opening your mouth? You play coy now you moron?

Your running away with the money you made and aswer me no

questions ?

Tell me when your ready for more jokes, ill take some of my short time

to come entertain you for free.
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COME OUT ONE AND ALL FOR THE "BIG SHOW" hey Helio -please do not call me retard i shake earth when mad-retard makes me mad
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Hey folks,

I dunno if you eard but now is the best time to buy gold. afro


























Its just a shame you got no cash. tounge
























No golden H for you!! 1rof1
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Legion are a group of people, religion are a group of people regrouping.

So for you to join be religious, you have to join and follow

a legion of people and learn to regroup.

The bible is not about the kingdom of heaven, its about the king who is

doomed in heaven and once you start reading the story of his doom,

that doomed king is within you.

So once you join the legion of doom, you become an astrologer

who predicts eminent doom and the arrival of the king within you.

The result of that is everyone has one eye, everyone is king

and everyone is full of light and now guess what?!

The doomed king became your story and now your on a group

that doomed you. Now say thank you for you were once lost and lonelly

now your on a group, your on a religion of doom and everyone else on

the group shall see you making a fool of yourself on the clouds.
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I i have a horizon scratch on my forehead and right cheek due to braking wood and ....
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... and what?
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All followers of Lucifer, the 'Sun God', will receive a just reward.
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You have no idea how many people are following me right now,

i cannot go anywere with atleast one hundred people

right behind me, i feel like i have legionaire's desease somehow.

Have you ever eard of such thing ? Its spreads when your in a large

group of people who spread the word of others instead of their own.
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Hey Microsoft,

i got a message of God for you.

Instead of funding arcade projects like Charlie Murder

and Narco Terror wich im sure have lots of fans out there

but in my oppinion are just a waist of blood

(if you know what i mean) why not give a chance at

the classic Moonstone and help remake one of the greatest

action rpg's of all time with 4 player mode, online co-op

improved animation, monster design and let the knights

templers do what they do best with an xbox controler on

their hands...>! and while im here and its nearly christmas

i might aswell ask you for some more zx spectrum

straight ports or remakes such as:

Back to School, Exolon, Mr. Wino's stagg night

and Sir. Fred


many thanks for all the arcade fun you provide me

and please keep them comming.






Moonstone Remake Project
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Hello, my name is John the dentist and i have only one tooth. lmao

I just took a meteor shower this morning bricks

Aswer me these 12 questions correctly and become a millionaire :

Olaf was once rapturd in the bog back in 2012, what was he wearing on the head:


1 - a tupe of the finest fake arse hair 2 - a bucket full of ice

3 - a vintage army helmet from world war Z 4 - a crown of horns

Remember you can call a friend, ask God through prayer


or go 50:50
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_= all in ? Or
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I was practising cloud hurting + blue light besides my rogue fun.
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The ducks of the mediteranian as patch when what leaks ?

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