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Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.

 
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_= all in ? Or
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Hello dutch contestant,

one aswer at the time, ok?
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Well i am going to pack and i don't even care about any idea.
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I dont even care about any base or flying vacationers that have fun with others ...
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Question number two:

Arcangel Olaf in dutch mytology was tought to be what?

1 - the son of God 2 - the father of the son

3 - the uncle of the father 4 - a latter day saint
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It means present from forefathers and i hate beards.
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Man i must be the only good guy for myself.
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Question number two:

Arcangel Olaf in dutch mytology was tought to be what?

1 - the son of God 2 - the father of the son

3 - the uncle of the father 4 - a latter day saint
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And that was someone else his idea im not even going to help.
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Better to remove you all also.
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Sohw high level im just at ..
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Ok, question number 3,

its worth 1000 poundings and a free ticket to the rapture

with a date still to be arranged by Satan :



Who was the first man in the sun ? :

A - Neil Armstrong B - Neil Diamond

C - Diamond Dallas Page D - The anti-christ


sun
abduct
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Just a few more questions before you reach the top
of the tops... moving on,

The horroscopic movie ''Amytivile'' hides wich exoteric subtitle ? :

A - I am an evil E.T B - My name is Amy and im from the vilage


C - theres cake in your pants from planet Marse tounge C - we make allot of money from your obsession on seeing others suffer and get killed on the big screen.banana2
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What is Teleportation exactly ? :

A - a man whos job is to answer the phone and watch the door

B - the futuristic idea of having an object being ported to a diferent place
at any giving time

B - an object or person being ported through the television to diferent places and channels

C - a television program luring one from the confort of their couch
to the confort of someone elses couch on a tv show.
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09/21/2013 09:30 AM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Hey guys, i was here thinking...

If Jesus had the ability to turn water into wine

Do you think that maybe at some point in his life he got cought walking

right through

a vintage pre-deluge river of the finest port wine in Jerusalem

... and then perhaps was tempted to drink some of his own blood

got drunk and sinked right to the bottom? ... only to rise later

with a mouth of a bear and a foot with some grape juice on it

and get a job as a bartender in a Tom Cruise ship with loads

of thirsty scietologists ?!

Do you think that if i bring this theory to my religious class

there is any chance of a large group of people to laugh right at me?
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Ok... moving on... this question is worth a free copy of the bible

with all recent updates and add ons and a night at the play boy mansion

with a Huge Effner for two.


The Greek Archangel Lucifer was tought to be what ?


A - a mixture of an angel with horns, pig feet and an aligator tail
who just happened to be cast out of heaven because he was once obecessed with cleanliness.

B - a TeleScope

C - a Teleprompter

D - a Terminator

D - Barak Obama live @ the Caribeen.
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Oh pushing hot water in my ear goes very easy here...
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2 tiny props ... Just flushed , but im still deaf....DEAF.
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Hello, my name is Helio and im the 'Sun God' of the Freemasonic 'Sun Order', i would like to know if the freemasons would like me to come out in 2011 or should i wait untill 2012 to fullfil bible prophecy, regards from Japan, Helio.
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Nothing happened on 2012, why the bump? FUCKTARDS.
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2 tiny props ... Just flushed , but im still deaf....DEAF.
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Same thing happened with my friend Olaf during rapture week

He got caught by surprise with his pants down by the Lord

flushed twice and experienced ascention trough Shambala.

he told me he saw some brown orbs in there, but it was probably party

balloons.

Agartha Christy was really worried, so she decided to go look for him. abduct
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... so Messi decided to join in who wants to be a millionaire

well prepare some questions in spanish...
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Hello, my name is Helio and im the 'Sun God' of the Freemasonic 'Sun Order', i would like to know if the freemasons would like me to come out in 2011 or should i wait untill 2012 to fullfil bible prophecy, regards from Japan, Helio.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1375094


Nothing happened on 2012, why the bump? FUCKTARDS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26335144


Hello, my name is Helio and im the 'Sun God' of the Freemasonic 'Sun Order', i would like to know if the freemasons would like me to come out in 2011 or should i wait untill 2012 to fullfil bible prophecy, regards from Japan, Helio.
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Nothing happened on 2012, why the bump? FUCKTARDS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26335144


describe your idea of ''nothing''


I heard of earth quakes, rumours of wars, hungry people

with some infections and lies trough deception in these end times

what did you miss exactly? Tortillas ?
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Quien quer ser un maricon, pergunta 1

Emperador del emperio cristan romano Constantin es y era

un gran ...


A - assasino de su propria familia B - un verdadeiro cristan

C - vendedor y destribuidor de biblias hechas en su propria casa

D - un atleta Olympico ke gustava de montar camelos todo santo domingo
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Hello, my name is Helio and im the 'Sun God' of the Freemasonic 'Sun Order', i would like to know if the freemasons would like me to come out in 2011 or should i wait untill 2012 to fullfil bible prophecy, regards from Japan, Helio.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1375094


Nothing happened on 2012, why the bump? FUCKTARDS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26335144


Hello, my name is Helio and im the 'Sun God' of the Freemasonic 'Sun Order', i would like to know if the freemasons would like me to come out in 2011 or should i wait untill 2012 to fullfil bible prophecy, regards from Japan, Helio.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1375094


Nothing happened on 2012, why the bump? FUCKTARDS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26335144


describe your idea of ''nothing''


I heard of earth quakes, rumours of wars, hungry people

with some infections and lies trough deception in these end times

what did you miss exactly? Tortillas ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47146463



Asking some of you questions is like asking the Beatles to play


that cricket tune.

can you hear Olaf...?! Oh, nearly forgot... you gone numb

oh, pardon... def.
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Has anyone else witnessed any real silent noises recently?!
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Hey Effners,

Has anyone ever thought that for a christian, its allways 10 to

doomsday.? !

a christian asks you what time it is on the road and you can never go

wrong with

the answer , oh... its 10 to...

He asks you, 10 to what ? Oh, its 10 to big D

Because no one knows the day or the hour, right ?!?

Could be at any minute now... But if you really wanna mess with them,

just tell them... hey, its now 10 past...



That will really freak them out. You mean its 10 past doomsday?!

Oh, yeah!! Didnt you see the lord? He was here just now.

Youll see the face of disapointment. OH SHOOT! , i really wanted to see

him.

dawm, ill probably have to wait thousands and thousands of years now ...

Well... good thing that for the lord a day its like a thousand weeks

so its probably any time soon all over again


theres hope.



And if that is not sneaky enough, you can allways reply... :

What time is it ? !

Oh, i dunno really ... the lord came to me as a thief in the night this morning

and the next thing i
know, pufft... gone.

Jesus has probably a massive watch collection

in heaven right now.

There were allways two things the lord could not live

withouth, thats watching and stealing.

What about you ?! Have you been raptured today... ?? What you missin ?? huh
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Ok, i see you rather go straight to business so heres question number...

Whos counting anyway ?! So lets crack on

The Roman emperor Constantine enjoyed riding camels on Sunday

mornings and vice-versa,

what was the name of his favourite quadripede?!


A - 2 Pac Shamour B - 2 Lump Shakir

C - El baboso D - B. I. G afro
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Ok, i see you rather go straight to business so heres question number...

Whos counting anyway ?! So lets crack on

The Roman emperor Constantine enjoyed riding camels on Sunday

mornings and vice-versa,

what was the name of his favourite quadripede?!


A - 2 Pac Shamour B - 2 Lump Shakir

C - El baboso D - B. I. G afro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47146463


Appologies, there has been a mistranslation in the last question

We meant ''vice-verse'' and not ''vice-versa''

wich is obviously someone who's vices consist primarily on reading

verses, biblical in this case.

Carry on with the show pls, no harm intended...

at least not by 2 Lumps... dawm... im giving away correct answers.
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Ok, so our dutch contestant aswerd D after calling his best friend

who fortunatelly or unfortunately lives on the other side and we had to

open an exception and use a ouiji board instead of a normal phone...

anyway, heres our last question of the heavening, worth a payed trip to

the kingdom of heaven with stay at a 5 orb hotel :

...
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Ok, so our dutch contestant aswerd D after calling his best friend

who fortunatelly or unfortunately lives on the other side and we had to

open an exception and use a ouiji board instead of a normal phone...

anyway, heres our last question of the heavening, worth a payed trip to

the kingdom of heaven with stay at a 5 orb hotel :

...
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What the fuck are you on about?
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Ok, so our dutch contestant aswerd D after calling his best friend

who fortunatelly or unfortunately lives on the other side and we had to

open an exception and use a ouiji board instead of a normal phone...

anyway, heres our last question of the heavening, worth a payed trip to

the kingdom of heaven with stay at a 5 orb hotel :

...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47146463


What the fuck are you on about?
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mental patient talking to himself for 59 pages, the rating is false too
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Ok, so our dutch contestant aswerd D after calling his best friend

who fortunatelly or unfortunately lives on the other side and we had to

open an exception and use a ouiji board instead of a normal phone...

anyway, heres our last question of the heavening, worth a payed trip to

the kingdom of heaven with stay at a 5 orb hotel :

...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47146463


What the fuck are you on about?
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I havent even made the question and youre allready giving answers... ?

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