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Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.

 
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09/21/2013 03:32 PM
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Okay, we just received some very rare footage of Olaf descention

to Shambala

or how we like to call it here on the studion ''pre-tribulated'' rapture


























WARNING... Extreme graphic images of sacrifice and pain.











































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09/21/2013 03:46 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Ok, so our dutch contestant aswerd D after calling his best friend

who fortunatelly or unfortunately lives on the other side and we had to

open an exception and use a ouiji board instead of a normal phone...

anyway, heres our last question of the heavening, worth a payed trip to

the kingdom of heaven with stay at a 5 orb hotel :

...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47146463


What the fuck are you on about?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8852527

mental patient talking to himself for 59 pages, the rating is false too
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59 pages...

That just shows how much patience i have, does it not?!

Most of the journey is mental...so... hey, What do you mean even the

ratings are false?!

Do you think that perhaps im the fake false Jesus and all this has been

an illusion and i have been this hole time deluding myself thinking

i was the best thing since cheese cake, only to wake up now and realize

that my reality is to crumble because you can see so clearly between

my lies, tricks and...


Shut it douche, roll... thats it good boy. rofl
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09/21/2013 03:52 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Poopcorn anyone ?! ... i just bought a huge Casserole. potkettle
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09/22/2013 03:20 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
La proxima pergunta es muy hacil,

Yo voy a dar la como una passage haaacilima a' la fase final deste

passatiempo.


Qual es la definicion de la palavra paciente mental:


A - una persona muy paciente nel corazon

B - una persona muy paciente en el figado

C - una persona muy paciente en la mente

D - una persona muy paciente en lo culo
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09/22/2013 03:24 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Dont tell me i have been talking to the nobody all along... blink
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09/22/2013 03:26 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
La proxima pergunta es muy hacil,

Yo voy a dar la como una passage haaacilima a' la fase final deste

passatiempo.


Qual es la definicion de la palavra paciente mental:


A - una persona muy paciente nel corazon

B - una persona muy paciente en el figado

C - una persona muy paciente en la mente

D - una persona muy paciente en lo culo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47146463



culo
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09/22/2013 04:05 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
La proxima pergunta es muy hacil,

Yo voy a dar la como una passage haaacilima a' la fase final deste

passatiempo.


Qual es la definicion de la palavra paciente mental:


A - una persona muy paciente nel corazon

B - una persona muy paciente en el figado

C - una persona muy paciente en la mente

D - una persona muy paciente en lo culo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47146463



culo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47261969




voce acabou de ganhar um conjunto de panela de pressao

de 40 pecas, um balde cheio de area pra fazer cimento

e uma passagem para a proxima fase do quem quer ser boyola.


Nao saia do seu lugar, voltaremos dentro de instantes para mais

suspence televisivo, ate ja' .hi
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09/22/2013 04:57 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Um morador de Palmeiropolis no Brasil vai acordar o padre

no meio da madrugada, chega na porta gritando... :

- seu padre, seu padre...

- que foi meu filho?

- seu padre, eu tava assistindo um filme gringo la na t.v

olhei assim na janela passou um I. F. O ... olha seu padre,

eu tive escutando um bate boca ai... eu acho que isso era Jesus viu?!

- Jesus... ?? mas que historia e' essa de I. F.O ? voce ta' doido...?

isso la e' hora de acordar um padre ?! O que voce viu foi um U. F. O !!

- Nao seu padre eu vi foi um I. F. O mesmo, U.F.O e' objecto voador nao

identificado,

tava assistindo o filme do extra terrestre na televisao

derrepente olhei na janela e vi passar o I.F.O

falei pra minha mulher, vou acordar o padre pra ver o U. F. O


- U.F.O ?! Mas voce acabou de me falar que viu um I.F.O...??

- E isso ai seu padre, um I. F. O porque eu identifiquei ele ta ligado ?!

olhei bem assim e falei, Haaa isso dai e' um U. F. O

sao sinais de Jesus!!

Deus e' pai... vamo la chamar o padre.
Anonymous Coward
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09/24/2013 07:43 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
You guys are gonna have to start thinking of better names to call

me if you really want to upset me. What about mental impatiente ?

...

Isnt patiente supposed to be the good oposite of impatiente?

Because the way i see it your calling me good names instead of bad.

Come on, dont give up now, you can do it, pls try again.
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09/25/2013 03:50 AM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
I see that some of you get very irritated with christianity and how

not only spread across the world but infiltrate every religious forum

such as this one. You start arguing, you lose your cool...

There was a guy recently on the news who couldnt stand

the christian views, so he

decided to climb a church and repaint the chapel's bell to demonstrate

his anger.

I understand your frustrations, but in all honesty, you should

try and have fun with a religion wich has so much potential for comedy.

Take the Constantine character for instances, a christian pioneer in

his own right. God knows what he was doing back there in ancient times

telling others what to do, who could live'n'die and even managed to

kill his own family during his reign as emperor and get the title of a Saint

later on. The pressure of dominating the european kingdom probably

got the best out of him but its stories like this one

that should trigger you to want to learn more about it.

If you want an advice just ask them some questions and have fun.

They seem to get on your nerves too easy and you know what ?!


Its all your fault.
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09/26/2013 03:48 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Heeeeeeeres Constantine!! johnny


Honey... i just saw the shining light, im telling you... its was the lord

...

what ?!... what do you mean im crazy ?!? Oh, thats it...

KLANG@%!¥ STONK## (punch) !!
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09/26/2013 04:11 PM
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HELIOS MY LOVE-come out to play ?
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09/27/2013 04:28 AM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
I will tomorrow for 4 hours, hopefully its not either too hot

or too cold or even raining, anyway...i just tought about

something that wanted to get it out of my chest, you know...

some of you believe in reincarnation and write extensively

about it, preach it, praise it, etc...

I wanted to ask you...

- Have you ever met someone you knew in a prior life ??

- Does the person reincarnated knew you in a prior life

and in the next one is he able to recognize you and say...:

Hey Joe, how has it been since the last one ?

long time no see, hein ?! How long as it been ?? 1000 years?!?

Do you even consider these questions before believing

in such phenomena ?? and just to finish, where do you collect

so much information to be able to write a full book on

something that in reality is simply and only a theory.
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10/04/2013 05:49 AM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
You know Stan...?!

I gotta give it to you, how do you manage to bring lies

deceit, tricks and delusions and make folks still

wanna worship you is beyond me. You have a unique capability

to making someone wanna either kill others or themselves

work for you, receive nothing but a label of ''psycosaint''

and still get away with murder. You gotta tell me wich

univercity you went studing and learned all those skills

because you are trully one of a kind.

That jig you pulled there with Constantine for example

is trully remarkable.

...maybe God just blessed you, even if he didnt liked you

that much,

...right?!.
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10/04/2013 06:32 AM
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I'm the real Helios. how can you be Helios.
these are my names:
Ark_Hurian. Ark Hurian Helios. Arthurian Helios. ArchHurian Helios.
My names only. who else can be called Helios.
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10/04/2013 03:55 PM
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I'm the real Helios. how can you be Helios.
these are my names:
Ark_Hurian. Ark Hurian Helios. Arthurian Helios. ArchHurian Helios.
My names only. who else can be called Helios.
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You sound more like a Billy to me.

I tell you what, you can be Billyos, hows that?!
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10/04/2013 07:33 PM
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ouknow muk frieng, oukdow vavalova undakva. mofalgadig ausievepod clien gla zod. charglum shangalar. oufagle na naminayana ArchHurian Helios
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10/05/2013 05:00 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Um Zombie vai no dentista ja' tarde de noite,

entra no consultorio e berra:

- Eai seu doutor, beleza?!

Eu vim concertar meu dente, ja comi homem ate demais hoje.

- Puxa moco, ja estamos fechados... mas... mas quem deixou voce entrar?

- Eu entrei pela janela, ia marcar consulta mas ja cheguei tarde

o outro Zombie comeu o recepcionista.

- O seu Doutor aceita pagamento em ouro?

... entao tira esse relogio desse braco aqui, so' me devolve o braco

queu vou fazer um baita churrasco amanha

e nao precissa de anestesia, naum sinto dor mais nao

fui curado por JESUS!!

Acabei de vir da igreja agora mesmo,

trouxe esse relogio era do Padre, nao ia comer ele nao...

mas ele falou que Jesus perdoava.
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10/06/2013 03:44 AM
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ouknow mukfar, aundang envagnlar muk vahklar.
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10/20/2013 10:48 AM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Hey Shrimps,

come check out my beat and meet me in the clouds

so every eye can see us wink

[link to soundcloud.com (secure)]
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10/20/2013 11:37 AM
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hi
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Oh the knife pickers on aliens , ah.
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Does bugsy hase a atmospheric jeadacke ?
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10/20/2013 11:56 AM
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Wow this thread is a mind fuck. This guy is worst than Olaf. When I saw the positive rate it got I thought 'well maybe it's a jewel among all the shit'... I couldn't be more wrong. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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10/20/2013 12:29 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Sometimes i wonder where could some of you rats come out from ?!

You like a pest, a desease who only know how to swear.

You got nothing better to do...and the idea that you will one day

reincarnate

Into the same person is scary, that idea alone above any other is depressing

No wonder those folks wanna live in a secret society and in bunkers

Away from all of you,

But Ill take this one on the chin though, who told me to come here

smelling of cheese ?!
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hesright
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10/20/2013 04:28 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Doesnt anyone out there think the same way in regards

to these rats ?!

I mean, they are everywere, specialy in the western world

they are nasty, needy, disgusting, most probably smelly

and they reincarnate like everyone else, its mind bogling!!

And on top of that, the words that come out of theire mouths

stay around, they never die, they are just waiting

for the rats to come back and pick up right where they

left them.

And then they come to the internet looking for pearls...



do you got pearls ??? I need pearls...who got pearls ???

Dawm, nothing but fff's & motherfff's here, are you guys

crazy???

you guys must be crazy!!! I need pearls...


listen,

the only pearl i got for you, its a baseball bat

right in your teeth.... you rat!!

...allways worried about when is the illuminaty

gonna have enough

and killed them all.

Killing you, would be doing you a flavour, you bozzzo!!
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hesright
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Auntie-Christ angryface
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This is the rythm of the night... all night! Oh yeah! dubya

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