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Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.

 
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
If you ever come across a reptilian alien in the woods,
dont be afraid to ask him if hes ungry,
ill pack a tupperware full of warm flies for you and give it to him...
...i meant fries,(sorry) here in japan we have dificulty in spelling the RRR'srex
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
I plan to create man after my image and likeness,
but i must first get laid and get married,
is there any single ladies out there in the desert to be taken for wives??huffy
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I assume you'll be looking for someone without their pants. Mine are belted up good and tight... I hope you do turn out to be the antichrist, you know; the other choices weren't very entertaining, were they? :)
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ahahaha, finnaly someone who makes me laugh for a changedasbier
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Did you know that i didnt create the world but i rest on the 7th day? thats right folks, i dont work on sundays!.
but theres people who dont work anyday, everyday...
they must have taken the mark of the beast,
(and plenty of it i suppose),
does that make me a false God? i mean...by not having created the world??.hiding2
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06/07/2011 01:32 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
I plan to create man after my image and likeness,
but i must first get laid and get married,
is there any single ladies out there in the desert to be taken for wives??huffy
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I assume you'll be looking for someone without their pants. Mine are belted up good and tight... I hope you do turn out to be the antichrist, you know; the other choices weren't very entertaining, were they? :)
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ahahaha, finnaly someone who makes me laugh for a changedasbier
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Well, goodness knows, I'm happy if the antichrist is happy... (*gulp*)

Cheers to you, Helio... have a great day.
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Thanks boopeace
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Finnaly a good question!thank you for asking...
how can the antichrist be the christ and vice versa?
ill attempt to explain it here without having to write a 5 million page book over a period of 2000 years.


This is taken from a book called E.T astrology:

The principle which Pisces works with is the desire of attaining re-polarization
( poleshift ??) and
they manifest this through the process of resolving personal and social conflicts for the
purpose of self redemption. This is the world savior and the one who will give their lives
for a cause be it positive or negative.
This is a future sign and is usually 5 to
20 years ahead of the rest of the population due to their ability to mentally travel (many
times unconsciously) to the future.
Pisces is also the sign of
denial and many are prone toward falling into this state. However, Pisces is a glorious
symbol of the “crucifixion”” and the ability to fuse spirit into matter in all its forms.
Pisces epitomizes the saying “the meek shall inherit the Earth”. In Pisces many
astrologers see weakness after weakness but rarely can compliment those qualities
with the strengths of this sign which we will say is greater than all the other 11 signs put
together when the proper spiritual discipline and earnest motivation is present. It is the
end if there is an end of the zodiacal circle.

So to resume, in this starsign alone, we could find a poleshift,
a person who might fall into denial and perhaps deny that he himself came to this world in the flesh and potentially become an anti (against) God, also a world savior and not a destroyer, and an end, but an end to what?? to the zodiacle circle?? that might explain why the world has yet to blow up...

thank you for reading, Helio
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??? WHAT DOES HE MEAN WITH EXTRA TERRESTRIAL ASTLO..ASTLO..
ASTROLOGY ??? WHAT ABOUT THOSE GREY ALIENS THAT THEY BE TALKING ON THE TELLY ??? WHAT ??........HAAA....


.....SPIRIT....THOUGHT...CONSTELATION...GOTCHA!!!!!.ohyeah
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06/07/2011 02:23 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Do you guys wanna know what im really looking forward to the most, apart from connecting to xbox live for the first time ever and preparing that barbecue for my family this summer ??.
thats to meet the official confirmed 'Real' Jesus Christ,
that is to apear sometime soon.
...
boy...im i ready to meet the lord of lords and king of kings and be saved from sin for eternity and live for ever and ever ?? oh, you betta belive it!.ohyeah
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06/07/2011 02:35 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Is anyone here into ghost busting??
i mean actually capture a real spirit, a holy ghost
or any other type of extra terrestrial busting, anyone??
i mean apart from Dan Arkroid and Gorilla 199, anyone else?.
goodnews
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
The pope was recently aproached by a strange man who came running from an E.T conferance last month,.
entered the packed church on sunday, got closer to the preacher who looked at the man without knowing what to make of all the fuss, wispered to the holy father with his heart racing and sayd..:

'father..., the Jesus...
i think his comming back in a u.f.o...'

the pope looked at him stuned for a second,
and replyed with a raised brow,
'Oh yeah??...then how come his not here yet??'.huffy
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06/07/2011 03:01 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Pls repent from your stupidity today,
there are people starving and others being riped off,
abused, lied, used, manipulated, and more of the same
with diferent words in many other languages,
pls.., i beg of you, dont wait for Jesus..., save them now.
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06/07/2011 03:07 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
You wanna open your 3rd eye??
then open your mind and let other people's stupidity become your reality and your allmost there.
your looking good now! your looking reeeal good
with that dot on your forehead.norespect
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06/07/2011 03:27 PM
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
8 pages?

really???

pants
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
If you not so busy encoding my name is some bottle of wine
book or some 'crazy' promotional logo, try and get some sun some time around this year,
your looking too pale now,
you know...
from doing all that work in there in the quiet..,
and in the darkness,
and dont forget those sunglasses
because the sun will be extremly hot very soon,
and it might burn you vision,
you know...
from all those rays.cool2
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
8 pages?

:really???:

:pants:
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yeah 8 pages! only 658 to go tomato
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06/07/2011 03:47 PM
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SHHHHH!! dont give him any attention!
let him be speaking to himself and the others will think he is crazy...
SURE HE IS!!
'crazy..., im craaazy for feeeeling sooo looonely!'verysad
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06/07/2011 03:50 PM
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Im willing to bet that some of you out there deserve to be anywhere but in a 'truth' movement,
you know...
somewhere like in...JAIL!.goaway
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Thats it for me tonight, youve been lovely,
thank you all for comming, and please dont forget to vote on me and brush your teet, thanks again.sheeplebah
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Thats it for me tonight, youve been lovely,
thank you all for comming, and please dont forget to vote on me and brush your teet, thanks againmoshpit
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06/07/2011 04:11 PM
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byekitty
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Have you heard that your lord
will come as a thief in the night??
no?...think about this:
since there are soo many 'christs' out there as we speak
maybe you should watch out for your wallet, you never know
wich son of man will come from behind that bush, claiming to be the messiah, looking to put his hand on your poket
and imediately rapture you to meet him in the air.ufo56
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
I heard that in a book callet the 'Koran'
there is a mentioning that the antichrist will come from the east with only one eye, and that makes me wonder..
do i have to wear one of those patches and come out looking like a pirate some time in the future?, i mean should i atach a long wooden leg and rent out a nice looking pirate hat for the festivities? hey!? anyone!?.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
I gotta tell you guys, sometimes this story gets really confusing, i mean..,im not the best in mathematics and time frames, but here we have a story of a 'sun god' Helios who lived around greece in far anciend b.c, who is suposed to be a false god and an anti-christ and in the other hand we have Jesus who lived somewere in Jerusalem only 2000 years, came to save mankind from sin and is believed to be the only son of god and is loved by the whole wide world,

am i full of poop here or ancient b.c is way far back than only 2000 years ago, was Helios the antichrist against Jesus the messiah before Jesus came to this world by a decision of the allmighty ? does anyone have an aswer to this mistery here ?
and while your at it, does anyone know why the bible's name was changed from
'Helio Biblia' to 'Holy Bible'. anyone at all??.
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I gotta tell you guys, sometimes this story gets really confusing, i mean..,im not the best in mathematics and time frames, but here we have a story of a 'sun god' Helios who lived around greece in far anciend b.c, who is suposed to be a false god and an anti-christ and in the other hand we have Jesus who lived somewere in Jerusalem only 2000 years, came to save mankind from sin and is believed to be the only son of god and is loved by the whole wide world,

am i full of poop here or ancient b.c is way far back than only 2000 years ago, was Helios the antichrist against Jesus the messiah before Jesus came to this world by a decision of the allmighty ? does anyone have an aswer to this mistery here ?
and while your at it, does anyone know why the bible's name was changed from
'Helio Biblia' to 'Holy Bible'. anyone at all??.
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Good point!
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Have you guys ever heard of the lattest in the spirit world?
apparently only those who posses some kind of a melanin liquid in you body or brain can somehow achieve a higher state of consciousness and or a 3rd eye status,
i have been wondering to myself...what about me??
am i that special??
where could this melanin be in myself?
does it run out from time to time?
can i buy it in the nearess drug store or
does that small bottle of old spice perfume that my dad
keeps in the safe cupboard do the trick??
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Has anyone ever payed any attention to
the passage in Psalm 84:11 in the holy bible,
it says the following:

and 'For the LORD God is our sun and our shield'
or even,
and 'For the LORD God is a sun and a shield.'

regardless of how you read it or interpret it, can i ask
you what does the sun have to do with the lord saviour??
does he like to spend some time in the beach working for the tan or this bible is somehow speaking simple and utter nonsense.? anyone??hiding
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06/08/2011 05:15 AM
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SHHHHH!! dont give him any attention!
let him be speaking to himself and the others will think he is crazy...
SURE HE IS!!
'crazy..., im craaazy for feeeeling sooo looonely!'verysad
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crazy for feering so ronery
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
Has anyone ever payed any attention to
the passage in Psalm 84:11 in the holy bible,
it says the following:

and 'For the LORD God is our sun and our shield'
or even,
and 'For the LORD God is a sun and a shield.'

regardless of how you read it or interpret it, can i ask
you what does the sun have to do with the lord saviour??
does he like to spend some time in the beach working for the tan or this bible is somehow speaking simple and utter nonsense.? anyone??hiding
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The Sun protects the Earth is an electromagnetic bubble.
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Re: Hello, my name is Helio and im the ''Sun God'' of the Freemasonic ''Sun Order''.
*in an electromagnetic bubble.

That and the bible is about the planets.

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