Hi Helio!

I happen to be fully telepathic because I consumed $24,000 worth of gold oxide and gold chloride. I regularly talk to the angel in the sun that we call Helios.

That's H-E-L-I-O-S !!!!!

Can you do anything Helio?

I can ask the real sun god Helios to explode a tree in your yard with a teleportation of nuclear material from his inward parts.

I'll give you a moment to read this and then the tree will explode and completely consumed within 5 minutes.

Don't forget to warn people that I, Ya Haveh, can get the cooperation of all the angels.

I think some people are coming to talk to you now, and I am sure that they are Japanese and a few European angels. I think thet they want to watch as your precious tree is destroyed by the REAL HELIOS!!!

love
ya