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skydiva User ID: 36355600 United States 06/23/2013 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Breaking News! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42132667 Jesus is comming back soon, the lord will come as an invisible spirit and everyone shall see him comming in the clouds. The lord never left, God is here. Just ask and you shall receive. A story like that, gotta be holly. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42132667 Japan 06/23/2013 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Breaking News! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42132667 Jesus is comming back soon, the lord will come as an invisible spirit and everyone shall see him comming in the clouds. The lord never left, God is here. Just ask and you shall receive. God is here, where?? Ask him what ?? What could i possibly need from God ?! Money?! Will an invisible spirit help me pay my bills ?? If i dont make a sacrifice every day, commuting, working, saving money will God give me some? The answer is no. Should i ask him to save me and send me to heaven?? Well... the last time i checked my astrological chart it sayd that im the world saviour, should i go save the world just because the heavens say so ?? Isnt that what Satan wants?? That passage that reads, even his comming is after the works of Satan... Thats his work!! Astrology is the work of Satan, not mine. I dont put astrology together, i symply read it and try to understand its work, and it stinks as far as i am concerned. I do not like astrology, i do not like this story of world saviour and i certainly do not like Satan and Satanist. Pls dont play games with me and dont take me for an idiot. Why do you think that this character is called anti-christ ?! Because he is against astrology, the character that Satan wants him to play, and that criminal is so clever that he predicts the whole story in the bible because he is creating the whole jig, the whole scam. Making you all look like idiots in your own images because none of you can see him or it. I thought you guys had realize that by now, why would you say something like that ?! Do you think i work for that creature after what they have done in this earth ?! Common man, grow a beard... A story like that, gotta be holly. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42243855 Japan 06/25/2013 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you ever thought that Satan is so clever that he hiddes behind a holly name, says that the father and the son are one and then in a diferent passage says: You can say whatever you want about the father, even the son, but about the holly spirit dont say a bad word cause ill be really mad. Wait a minute mr. Holly ghost you claim that you have a trinity there going, a reall unity and oneness and then all of the sudden your separated and individualist ?? You bring lies and deceit to fool and trick the people, allways speak in ways to confuse the reader about your identity, claim to create the world and people can only take your word for it cause lets face it, no one ever saw you, let alone the world being created by you. You claim to be loving and forgiving yet, dont say a word against you or one will not receive forgiveness. ? You sayd one shall not lie and you allready did, and confirmed it so you can allways say you were telling the truth. You sayd thou shall not kill, yet you brought your only beggoten son to die for others... isnt that murder ? ? Lets be honest here, if one needs to repent and be forgiven its you mr. Holly ghost. you wrote that you were cast out of heaven to test mankind, tempting people into serving and working for you, spreading your word Isnt that a violation on peoples free choice, or free will ? Your sayd thou shall not judge, yet you wanna bring your only beggotten son to judge the world...isnt that a little cheeky ?? You tell these people to ask and they shall receive...?? Well... i wanna be the first one to ask then, i wanna ask you to speak for yourself and not make others talk for you, and you may wanna consider telling them the truth about your nature mr. Holly ghost and you also might wanna tell me why are there so many diferent versions of your word. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43382014 Japan 07/14/2013 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus is the son of the living and breathing God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42132667 the first person to see a breathing spirit was john the dentist in 666 AD. John was removing someone's wisdoom tooth one day and an invisible God came running trought the stairs warning him not to take the mark of beast, for he surely be doomed. John could not see God since he was invisible but assumed that he was breathing heavily and predicting that in the comming of the anti-christ he was going to be forced to receive a mark of his name in the forehead right hand or left foot. So John replied to God who could not see him because obviously spirits have no eyes and if they did, they would be invisible also. Sure lord of the air, but tell me who is the anti-christ ? for i have eard that there are many. and God said, he who denies the father and the son are the antichrist, so pay attention that no one deceves you but me, for i am a liar and the father of all tricks that bible is my work, and remember that when i sayd that i was going to bring false delusions so you too believed a lie, i was telling the truth all allong. For i am the creator of confusion and deceith, so please dont let anyone fool you but me. I and the father are one and the same and that is the truth. Can you see my lungs now? For they are filled with oxigen but you cant see it perhaps because ye are blind to see the truth. But never mind that, go on and remove all their wisdoom teeth allready, for i am soo confused in my own story and tricks, that even i dont know what i am saying. In my own jokes i come to realize things that i did not before. If an antichrist is he who denies the father and the son, and God throught the Holy spirit claims that you can say whatever you want about the father and even the son but not against himself the holy spirit, implying offcourse that they are separate individuals, then that right there shows to me that he who denies the father and the son are none other than the holy spirit himself. Its an astonishing work this thing called the bible. If anyone of you out there thinks that i might be onto something here and deserve a prize for unlocking the mysteries of the best encoded book ever writen please let me know asap, because i really could use a bicicle right now. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43779112 Japan 07/21/2013 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys, so today i went out for a stroll and a pigeon decided to poop right where i was walking by, hit me right on my head. Well... i assume it was pigeon, truth is i didnt saw the bird It could have been an archangel... or even God playing tricks on me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44137606 Japan 07/27/2013 12:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i would like to send some kisses and hugs to all my fans around the world and say that even though my time is short and i cant allways be here telling jokes since im a born again Buddist and Satanist on part-time, i would like to take some of that short time and without wanting to take too much of yours, quickly sing a here song to all of you from one of my favourite bands of all time The Cockroaches wich are a rock'n'roll group i met in a visit to planet Jewpeter a few years back. Even though im not sure who wrote the song, if it were the cockroaches themselves or somebody else for them, the one thing im sure is that you will love it. Are you ready?! Here goes: ...(clears throat) All YOU need is love (trumpets) All WE need is cash (trumpets) All YOU need is love, love... and cash is all WE need. i hope you have enjoyed listening to it as much as i did mimicking The Cockroaches. to finish today i would like to do i sinners prayer but unfortunatelly my time is very, very short and insted would just stress out the importance of you not taking the mark of the beast of the anti-christ at these end times because obviously money is the root and offspring of all evil and what you really need is love, sex drugs and rock'n'roll remember that Jesus loves you and he cant wait to be back soon. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 44192991 Japan 07/28/2013 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would like to be a candidate to old the torch and start the olimpic games in 20:20 Tokyo, all seeing, man of sin inside of the sun playing mind games with other folks, rock'n'roll bands you know... all that stuff your allready used too. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44192991 Japan 07/28/2013 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey retard, have they told you that the king's doom is within you ? and that he's doomed in heaven inside the horrorscope? Have they told you that he died for us, have they told you who those 'us' are? You go to those astrology seminars learn about horrorscopes and doom allignements, did they told you that there are no planets in the solar system? Did they told you about the orbs that hide, apear and dissapear with horror plans ? Sure they didnt, but that the antichrist is comming from the sea with a foot of a bear a mouth of a lion and multiple horns in its head to give you a mark of a beast so you can no longer buy or sell without it im sure 'they' gave you great insight. YOU RETARD! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44204548 Japan 07/28/2013 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey moron, how many more books about the return of the antichrist can you write and fill your pockets with cash when the bible wich is a free book allready done that for everyone around the world? How about writing a book on the return of the other criminals such as emperor Constantine who somehow was not mentioned in the bible for his crimes and christianity for all plans? What about writing a book on your return to earth instead and cash in on that ? Now that you got everyones attention and im finnaly here, you ain't opening your mouth? You play coy now you moron? Your running away with the money you made and aswer me no questions ? Tell me when your ready for more jokes, ill take some of my short time to come entertain you for free. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39745123 United States 07/28/2013 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey moron, how many more books about the return of the antichrist Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44204548 can you write and fill your pockets with cash when the bible wich is a free book allready done that for everyone around the world? How about writing a book on the return of the other criminals such as emperor Constantine who somehow was not mentioned in the bible for his crimes and christianity for all plans? What about writing a book on your return to earth instead and cash in on that ? Now that you got everyones attention and im finnaly here, you ain't opening your mouth? You play coy now you moron? Your running away with the money you made and aswer me no questions ? Tell me when your ready for more jokes, ill take some of my short time to come entertain you for free. COME OUT ONE AND ALL FOR THE "BIG SHOW" hey Helio -please do not call me retard i shake earth when mad-retard makes me mad |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 44401657 Japan 08/01/2013 06:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So for you to join be religious, you have to join and follow a legion of people and learn to regroup. The bible is not about the kingdom of heaven, its about the king who is doomed in heaven and once you start reading the story of his doom, that doomed king is within you. So once you join the legion of doom, you become an astrologer who predicts eminent doom and the arrival of the king within you. The result of that is everyone has one eye, everyone is king and everyone is full of light and now guess what?! The doomed king became your story and now your on a group that doomed you. Now say thank you for you were once lost and lonelly now your on a group, your on a religion of doom and everyone else on the group shall see you making a fool of yourself on the clouds. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 44956674 Japan 08/11/2013 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All followers of Lucifer, the 'Sun God', will receive a just reward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1463387 You have no idea how many people are following me right now, i cannot go anywere with atleast one hundred people right behind me, i feel like i have legionaire's desease somehow. Have you ever eard of such thing ? Its spreads when your in a large group of people who spread the word of others instead of their own. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45559260 Japan 08/22/2013 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey Microsoft, i got a message of God for you. Instead of funding arcade projects like Charlie Murder and Narco Terror wich im sure have lots of fans out there but in my oppinion are just a waist of blood (if you know what i mean) why not give a chance at the classic Moonstone and help remake one of the greatest action rpg's of all time with 4 player mode, online co-op improved animation, monster design and let the knights templers do what they do best with an xbox controler on their hands...>! and while im here and its nearly christmas i might aswell ask you for some more zx spectrum straight ports or remakes such as: Back to School, Exolon, Mr. Wino's stagg night and Sir. Fred many thanks for all the arcade fun you provide me and please keep them comming. Moonstone Remake Project [link to www.youtube.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46841433 Japan 09/14/2013 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hello, my name is John the dentist and i have only one tooth. I just took a meteor shower this morning Aswer me these 12 questions correctly and become a millionaire : Olaf was once rapturd in the bog back in 2012, what was he wearing on the head: 1 - a tupe of the finest fake arse hair 2 - a bucket full of ice 3 - a vintage army helmet from world war Z 4 - a crown of horns Remember you can call a friend, ask God through prayer or go 50:50 |
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