Hey Effners,

Has anyone ever thought that for a christian, its allways 10 to

doomsday.? !

a christian asks you what time it is on the road and you can never go

wrong with

the answer , oh... its 10 to...

He asks you, 10 to what ? Oh, its 10 to big D

Because no one knows the day or the hour, right ?!?

Could be at any minute now... But if you really wanna mess with them,

just tell them... hey, its now 10 past...



That will really freak them out. You mean its 10 past doomsday?!

Oh, yeah!! Didnt you see the lord? He was here just now.

Youll see the face of disapointment. OH SHOOT! , i really wanted to see

him.

dawm, ill probably have to wait thousands and thousands of years now ...

Well... good thing that for the lord a day its like a thousand weeks

so its probably any time soon all over again


theres hope.



And if that is not sneaky enough, you can allways reply... :

What time is it ? !

Oh, i dunno really ... the lord came to me as a thief in the night this morning

and the next thing i
know, pufft... gone.

Jesus has probably a massive watch collection

in heaven right now.

There were allways two things the lord could not live

withouth, thats watching and stealing.

What about you ?! Have you been raptured today... ?? What you missin ??