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Why are they torturing me?

 
xpainx
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Why are they torturing me?
Well Aliens have plagued me for years. But since March, They have begun to terrorize me again. I was sleeping in my room when all of a sudden a light came on outside by bedroom window. I got out of my bed and looked outside my widow, what I saw was a creature with large blue eyes, and pretty slim built. I was frozen with fear, next thing I remember is talking to an invisible voice. I said "Why do you terrorize me like this?" it replied "We are simply trying to help you" I got a burst of anger and started Screaming at the Aliens "Help ME?!!! YOU ARE TORTURING ME!" They said nothing for a while until the silence was finally broken by screams of pain as a felt a needle go into the back of my neck. I blacked out after that and awoke int he morning with a small pool of blood on my pillow. next to my neck. I know that this was no dream, I was scared for my life, and after this I felt into a depression for 6 months of my life. Why are they torturing me??
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05/09/2011 02:24 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
They're testing you. You should be honored.
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05/09/2011 02:24 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
But What are They Testing Me For?
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
Meh, I think you're lying.

I've made threads sorta like this as an AC before.

The dialogue... just gotta be BS.
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
the Fyuck is an AC thijs IS REAQL FUCVKL YOU I HAVE PROBLEMS

why are they torutring me??
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05/09/2011 02:27 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
Go to Fuku #3 and wait for instructions.
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
i dont have time for jpan i need to w8 in america
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05/09/2011 02:28 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
the Fyuck is an AC thijs IS REAQL FUCVKL YOU I HAVE PROBLEMS

why are they torutring me??
 Quoting: xpainx


Maybe you need to be on some meds

for real.
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05/09/2011 02:28 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
because you dont move/run away/hide.

you dont try to fight back at all.

you probably have something jammed in your neck.. or something in the blood soaked in your pillow.. did you have them tested?

have you done anything at all but feel helpless and pity yourself?


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05/09/2011 02:30 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
Meh, I think you're lying.

I've made threads sorta like this as an AC before.

The dialogue... just gotta be BS.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


so you proudly admit to trolling?

you're a liar and a big phony.

thanks for sharing.
i will remember that about you.
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05/09/2011 02:33 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
Are they demonic? Call on the name of jesus christ. See if that works. idk what else to tell and if you're just trolling.
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
because you dont move/run away/hide.

you dont try to fight back at all.

you probably have something jammed in your neck.. or something in the blood soaked in your pillow.. did you have them tested?

have you done anything at all but feel helpless and pity yourself?


sheeplebah
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no i have 50+ yrs combat experience in the ninth batallion im an ex-navy seal officer with 45 years experience in assassanation. specializad in headshots and disposing bodies. these guys were very powerful and outperformed my best moves. im 74 yrs old btw

i lrned how to assassnation from age 29, ive made over 2000 confirmed kill since then
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
so you proudly admit to trolling?

you're a liar and a big phony.

thanks for sharing.
i will remember that about you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1375854




LMAO dude I've been on this website for like 8 years.

Yes. I have trolled anonymously before... I mean seriously, ROFL!
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05/09/2011 02:35 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
Meh, I think you're lying.

I've made threads sorta like this as an AC before.

The dialogue... just gotta be BS.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


You definitely struck a nerve....or two chuckle
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
no i have 50+ yrs combat experience in the ninth batallion im an ex-navy seal officer with 45 years experience in assassanation. specializad in headshots and disposing bodies. these guys were very powerful and outperformed my best moves. im 74 yrs old btw

i lrned how to assassnation from age 29, ive made over 2000 confirmed kill since then
 Quoting: xpainx





Ummmm.
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
Are they demonic? Call on the name of jesus christ. See if that works. idk what else to tell and if you're just trolling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968792


i dont believe in jesus sorry
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
no i have 50+ yrs combat experience in the ninth batallion im an ex-navy seal officer with 45 years experience in assassanation. specializad in headshots and disposing bodies. these guys were very powerful and outperformed my best moves. im 74 yrs old btw

i lrned how to assassnation from age 29, ive made over 2000 confirmed kill since then
 Quoting: xpainx





Ummmm.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I know what your thinking. I joined navy when I was 24.
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
bump
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
no i have 50+ yrs combat experience in the ninth batallion im an ex-navy seal officer with 45 years experience in assassanation. specializad in headshots and disposing bodies. these guys were very powerful and outperformed my best moves. im 74 yrs old btw

i lrned how to assassnation from age 29, ive made over 2000 confirmed kill since then
 Quoting: xpainx





Ummmm.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


GLP has turned into a fucking daycare centerbabytard
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05/09/2011 02:41 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
no i have 50+ yrs combat experience in the ninth batallion im an ex-navy seal officer with 45 years experience in assassanation. specializad in headshots and disposing bodies. these guys were very powerful and outperformed my best moves. im 74 yrs old btw

i lrned how to assassnation from age 29, ive made over 2000 confirmed kill since then
 Quoting: xpainx





Ummmm.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


GLP has turned into a fucking daycare centerbabytard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1158769


for real im an ex marine navy seal

ud nt believe i can be ion the navy at 70 something? htey hid me in the food crates on war trrips i jump out into the field and surprise evryone shoot all
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05/09/2011 02:42 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
Tab....Close
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05/09/2011 02:47 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
The aliens are probing me too. It's ok I've learned to like it.
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05/09/2011 02:48 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
The aliens are probing me too. It's ok I've learned to like it.
 Quoting: Roger Smith


they gave me a piece of chalk to help the world

ivek illed 2000 terorists so faR =)
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05/09/2011 02:50 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
gonna change the world some day
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05/09/2011 02:51 AM
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
gonna change the world
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Re: Why are they torturing me?
because ... TORTURE WORKS !

Patriot Cheney told Fox News Sunday: 'It was a good programme. It was legal programme. It was not torture. 'I would strongly recommend we continue it.'


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