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Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.

 
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Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
I have been unemployed for almost a year, and I finally got offered a job in my field (I graduated college in '09). I just hate the whole process: drug tests, background checks, rules, regulations. I haven't even started my first day and I am already being ordered around. On Friday i take the 'physical' where they tell me i can't eat or drink anything the night before or that morning. Why is it their business what i put in MY body as long as i can still do a good job?

I know i should be grateful to get a job, but I just feel like someone else owns me now. Why does it have to be like this? Who set up this crazy system where corporations rule everything and the only way to survive is to trade almost every waking moment of your life to serve the corporate overlords? Why does everything in the world have to be based on fear? Why can't we do work that fulfills our own lives and brings happiness to others instead of being treated like you are just a cog in a machine?

Even during the interview, I felt like I wasn't treated as an equal, but as some subservient little minion that has to grovel for a handout. I guess I should just abandon my childish notions of the way the world works and just put my nose to the grindstone like everyone else. We all keep running around at breakneck pace, ripping minerals from the earth, driving gas guzzling machines, competing for material goods, and perpetuating a grotesque system that is hostile to all life on the planet.
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Good for you; you're waking up! Be sure to keep a diary for your first 6 os. to 1 year to document any irregularities &/or discrepancies btw. what you were promised & what actually transpires, & don't take any shit from them! Any! If they f' w/ you, RETALIATE!!
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My husband has been toiling at his own business for the past three or four years. We barely make it. He got offered a job this morning as the head of a department of 30 employees. He told the employer that he would think about it and call him back. My husband is not going to take it. Right now, despite dollars being really tight, he is FREE!!!! and that means more than money.
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I have been unemployed for almost a year, and I finally got offered a job in my field (I graduated college in '09). I just hate the whole process: drug tests, background checks, rules, regulations. I haven't even started my first day and I am already being ordered around. On Friday i take the 'physical' where they tell me i can't eat or drink anything the night before or that morning. Why is it their business what i put in MY body as long as i can still do a good job?

I know i should be grateful to get a job, but I just feel like someone else owns me now. Why does it have to be like this? Who set up this crazy system where corporations rule everything and the only way to survive is to trade almost every waking moment of your life to serve the corporate overlords? Why does everything in the world have to be based on fear? Why can't we do work that fulfills our own lives and brings happiness to others instead of being treated like you are just a cog in a machine?

Even during the interview, I felt like I wasn't treated as an equal, but as some subservient little minion that has to grovel for a handout. I guess I should just abandon my childish notions of the way the world works and just put my nose to the grindstone like everyone else. We all keep running around at breakneck pace, ripping minerals from the earth, driving gas guzzling machines, competing for material goods, and perpetuating a grotesque system that is hostile to all life on the planet.
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Prove yourself a valuable worker and person and things should turn around.
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Don't worry, the bubble is about to burst. Do what you need to do to survive and smile while doing it, because you know things that 95% of people could never handle.
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
I have been unemployed for almost a year, and I finally got offered a job in my field (I graduated college in '09). I just hate the whole process: drug tests, background checks, rules, regulations. I haven't even started my first day and I am already being ordered around. On Friday i take the 'physical' where they tell me i can't eat or drink anything the night before or that morning. Why is it their business what i put in MY body as long as i can still do a good job?

I know i should be grateful to get a job, but I just feel like someone else owns me now. Why does it have to be like this? Who set up this crazy system where corporations rule everything and the only way to survive is to trade almost every waking moment of your life to serve the corporate overlords? Why does everything in the world have to be based on fear? Why can't we do work that fulfills our own lives and brings happiness to others instead of being treated like you are just a cog in a machine?

Even during the interview, I felt like I wasn't treated as an equal, but as some subservient little minion that has to grovel for a handout. I guess I should just abandon my childish notions of the way the world works and just put my nose to the grindstone like everyone else. We all keep running around at breakneck pace, ripping minerals from the earth, driving gas guzzling machines, competing for material goods, and perpetuating a grotesque system that is hostile to all life on the planet.
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Prove yourself a valuable worker and person and things should turn around.
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You mean valuable slave? Yeah, that's exactly what you meant.
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
I have been unemployed for almost a year, and I finally got offered a job in my field (I graduated college in '09). I just hate the whole process: drug tests, background checks, rules, regulations. I haven't even started my first day and I am already being ordered around. On Friday i take the 'physical' where they tell me i can't eat or drink anything the night before or that morning. Why is it their business what i put in MY body as long as i can still do a good job?

I know i should be grateful to get a job, but I just feel like someone else owns me now. Why does it have to be like this? Who set up this crazy system where corporations rule everything and the only way to survive is to trade almost every waking moment of your life to serve the corporate overlords? Why does everything in the world have to be based on fear? Why can't we do work that fulfills our own lives and brings happiness to others instead of being treated like you are just a cog in a machine?

Even during the interview, I felt like I wasn't treated as an equal, but as some subservient little minion that has to grovel for a handout. I guess I should just abandon my childish notions of the way the world works and just put my nose to the grindstone like everyone else. We all keep running around at breakneck pace, ripping minerals from the earth, driving gas guzzling machines, competing for material goods, and perpetuating a grotesque system that is hostile to all life on the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370340


Prove yourself a valuable worker and person and things should turn around.
 Quoting: redlicorice


You mean valuable slave? Yeah, that's exactly what you meant.
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If that's what you think you are, then you are. I think of life as a journey with new experiences popping up along the way. I make the most of the opportunities and experiences offered to me.
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Home of the brave and land of the free.

Now suck me off. And I want you smiling while doing it?

Are we clear?

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05/12/2011 04:15 PM
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Just remember, it shouldn't be this way!!
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05/12/2011 04:18 PM
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
Be sure to steal a lot of stuff from your employer to break even.
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05/12/2011 04:20 PM
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give I this day and age just do what you can to put food on the table.

With in reason.
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05/12/2011 04:21 PM
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gives

Ine this day and age just do what you can to put food on the table.

With in reason.
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
Live a simple life without fancy gadgets, cars or luxury items and try to set up your own business that pays for food and a place to live.
Or get a simple, undemanding job where they let you be what you are because nobody cares about the slaves at the bottom of the paycheck scala. Because of that, they usually have more personal freedom than the slaves that get paid more. The more payment, the more loyalty and submission to the system is expected.

You do not need 99% of the things that ads tell you are "must haves" for your happiness. If you think you need all that uneccessary stuff, you only reinforce the slavery system.
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Home of the brave and land of the free.

Now suck me off. And I want you smiling while doing it?

Are we clear?

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Drop dead ASSHole!!

Fuck you!!
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Home of the brave and land of the free.

Now suck me off. And I want you smiling while doing it?

Are we clear?

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Bend over muther fucker!!!

sideways
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Home of the brave and land of the free.

Now suck me off. And I want you smiling while doing it?

Are we clear?

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Bend over muther fucker!!!

sideways
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Did we forget about the first one? Or did RAGE overcome us?
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Home of the brave and land of the free.

Now suck me off. And I want you smiling while doing it?

Are we clear?

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Bend over muther fucker!!!

sideways
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And don't forget to bring your urine sample.

And make sure your hole is clean and don't expect a reach around.

Now, smile, bitch. Yea, that's it...

Are we clear?

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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
That fact that you even posted that here is proof that you already know that life should not be spent like this. You don't have to be a slave to a corporation. Find something that interests you and give it your all.
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
I have been unemployed for almost a year, and I finally got offered a job in my field (I graduated college in '09). I just hate the whole process: drug tests, background checks, rules, regulations. I haven't even started my first day and I am already being ordered around. On Friday i take the 'physical' where they tell me i can't eat or drink anything the night before or that morning. Why is it their business what i put in MY body as long as i can still do a good job?

I know i should be grateful to get a job, but I just feel like someone else owns me now. Why does it have to be like this? Who set up this crazy system where corporations rule everything and the only way to survive is to trade almost every waking moment of your life to serve the corporate overlords? Why does everything in the world have to be based on fear? Why can't we do work that fulfills our own lives and brings happiness to others instead of being treated like you are just a cog in a machine?

Even during the interview, I felt like I wasn't treated as an equal, but as some subservient little minion that has to grovel for a handout. I guess I should just abandon my childish notions of the way the world works and just put my nose to the grindstone like everyone else. We all keep running around at breakneck pace, ripping minerals from the earth, driving gas guzzling machines, competing for material goods, and perpetuating a grotesque system that is hostile to all life on the planet.
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Welcome aboard!!!! No drop and give me 20!!!!
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Suck me off with a breast pump queer boy!

Look at the bull shit thread you started.

You deserve what's coming you way.

Grow up Fuck head!
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
I have been unemployed for almost a year, and I finally got offered a job in my field (I graduated college in '09). I just hate the whole process: drug tests, background checks, rules, regulations. I haven't even started my first day and I am already being ordered around. On Friday i take the 'physical' where they tell me i can't eat or drink anything the night before or that morning. Why is it their business what i put in MY body as long as i can still do a good job?

I know i should be grateful to get a job, but I just feel like someone else owns me now. Why does it have to be like this? Who set up this crazy system where corporations rule everything and the only way to survive is to trade almost every waking moment of your life to serve the corporate overlords? Why does everything in the world have to be based on fear? Why can't we do work that fulfills our own lives and brings happiness to others instead of being treated like you are just a cog in a machine?

Even during the interview, I felt like I wasn't treated as an equal, but as some subservient little minion that has to grovel for a handout. I guess I should just abandon my childish notions of the way the world works and just put my nose to the grindstone like everyone else. We all keep running around at breakneck pace, ripping minerals from the earth, driving gas guzzling machines, competing for material goods, and perpetuating a grotesque system that is hostile to all life on the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370340


So, I don't understand, what is your problem? They are allowing you to survive, whats with the attitude?

You should be grateful to work and live like a slave, in the land of freedom, the US of A, with the 'leader of the free world' to guide you.
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I have been unemployed for almost a year, and I finally got offered a job in my field (I graduated college in '09). I just hate the whole process: drug tests, background checks, rules, regulations. I haven't even started my first day and I am already being ordered around. On Friday i take the 'physical' where they tell me i can't eat or drink anything the night before or that morning. Why is it their business what i put in MY body as long as i can still do a good job?

I know i should be grateful to get a job, but I just feel like someone else owns me now. Why does it have to be like this? Who set up this crazy system where corporations rule everything and the only way to survive is to trade almost every waking moment of your life to serve the corporate overlords? Why does everything in the world have to be based on fear? Why can't we do work that fulfills our own lives and brings happiness to others instead of being treated like you are just a cog in a machine?

Even during the interview, I felt like I wasn't treated as an equal, but as some subservient little minion that has to grovel for a handout. I guess I should just abandon my childish notions of the way the world works and just put my nose to the grindstone like everyone else. We all keep running around at breakneck pace, ripping minerals from the earth, driving gas guzzling machines, competing for material goods, and perpetuating a grotesque system that is hostile to all life on the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370340


Prove yourself a valuable worker and person and things should turn around.
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bsflag Hard work hasn't been rewarded for years.

To get a head, you have to give head.
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Don't forget to smile when you


BEND OVER !!!!


Welcome to America .....
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
Don't worry, life's about to change soon, and very drastically. These petty concerns will be the least of your worries...
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Congrats OP, you are waking up to the illusion we live in.
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
on your first day, just walk into your bosses office and tongue kiss his asshole.

everything will better from there.
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Re: Got a job offer. I already feel like a corporate slave.
Congratulations on your job, take it one bit at a time, and not too seriously. This interviwing, testing, certificate crap is exhausting indeed, congrats on hanging in!
Hope you schedule time for things you really love to do.
I can relate, just got my new schedule for my new job! I was in bad shape, too.
A real blessing. But hell, 74 hours a week is gonna thrash me and there goes my camping and fishing trips I have waited for 10 years!
Still, the fam has a home, pets too.
I am just happy with hot shower and roof. And GLP.