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Date: 2011-05-12, 3:48AM EDT
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Are you attending the rapture on May 21st, 2011? I expect to be left behind when it happens, so if you aren't going to need your worldly possessions; be they money, cars, canned food, durable goods, etc; I would gladly take them off of your hands. Serious responses only, please. And remember, time is short! You can contact me by replying to this ad. I live in Ronkonkoma, But I'm willing to travel for said goods.

* Location: Suffolk County
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If Jesus did come back, he'd probably be arrested or something
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Date: 2011-05-12, 3:48AM EDT
Reply to: sale-dkqkm-2376326863@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Are you attending the rapture on May 21st, 2011? I expect to be left behind when it happens, so if you aren't going to need your worldly possessions; be they money, cars, canned food, durable goods, etc; I would gladly take them off of your hands. Serious responses only, please. And remember, time is short! You can contact me by replying to this ad. I live in Ronkonkoma, But I'm willing to travel for said goods.

* Location: Suffolk County
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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Great OP! Good stuff there. I wonder if he/she will have any takers?
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Funny....contact "Ice" and his follower's and tell them since they have an iron-clad guarantee from the almighty..they need to put their damned money and property where their big mouths are...so...turn over those "worldly" possessions NOW !!
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Great OP! Good stuff there. I wonder if he/she will have any takers?
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Ohhh you know they will
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Re: craigslist - "Rapture on May 21st? I would like your stuff (Suffolk County)"
The Lord Jesus Christ Resurrected delcared that we have a (Holy) multi day fast as a covenant to remove shame from his people. As this is read, so it begins. Go to your places of worship this weekend and receive acknowledgement and acceptance. I beg you delay not in distributing this message to your fellow brethren. Praise be to our Lord Jesus Christ Resurrected who says "the sacrifice has been done"
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Ps please don’t get left behind on this one, this time…
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Funny....contact "Ice" and his follower's and tell them since they have an iron-clad guarantee from the almighty..they need to put their damned money and property where their big mouths are...so...turn over those "worldly" possessions NOW !!
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Smart.... chuckle
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isn't this a tangent from the florida group that was claiming the date of the rapture and trying to save everyone? I think this CL poster was expounding upon that bit of info.

ah...found it:
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This is solid gold! The best I have seen yet! It has inspired me to place my own ad here in Montana!
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