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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says ...too funny

 
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05/13/2011 02:06 AM
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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says ...too funny
This article is right on. Laughed myself silly. If you're a Star Wars geek and hang around here, this is surely for you.

With gems like...

"Jedi tradition requires burial within 24 hours, but by doing it in deep space, Imperial authorities presumably were trying to avoid creating a shrine for his followers."

...and...

"Lord Vader has denied requests to present photographs of the body, describing them as "too gruesome" for the general public."

...it's a must read!

Don't forget to check out the responses too. Just as funny (if not more so) than the "article" itself. Probably the same amount of truth too.

[link to www.galacticempiretimes.com]

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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says ...too funny
bump for the daytime crew.

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