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TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!

 
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#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc.

#4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax.

#3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer.

#2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private.

#1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private.



REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop.

REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems.

REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later.

REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7.


REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies.
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husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other, treat u wife as the jewel as she is, and help with the dishes. DONT TAKE SO MUCH CRAP FROM YOUR BOSS, AND MAYBE U WILL HAVE ENERGY 2 DO SOME DISHES WHEN U GET HOME, wifes r like a presious jewel, BUT SOME GUYS WOULD RATHER TREAT THERE ROLAX WATCH AS THE MORE PRESIOUS, treat your wife the way god commands u 2
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RE: husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other

WRONG! This is exactly what a hard working man needs. If the guy is blue collar, his back is sore. If the guy is white collar, his mind is sore. Either way, that beer relaxes the guy if wify aint being a bitch.

If the kids are away when your man plops his ass into that recliner, try putting on something sexy, (ignore the fucking dishes in the sink for the moment), bring a wet towel into the livingroom and tell him to take off his pants. Use the towel to wipe the days sweat off his balls and start the action by giving him a blow job. 99 times out of 100, you will not leave that room untill he bangs the hell out of your pussy.

RE: the dishes. After you both fucked each others brains out, tell him that you are going to take a shower. Say, by the way if the dishes are done when I get out of the shower, the fun we just had will happen all the time!

I GUARANTEE THAT THOSE DISHES WILL BE DONE!!!
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...And you wonder why you're not getting laid, LOL!
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Sure seems like you have plenty of "Down Time" today.



Check it out Sandi_T I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.

Your husband is cheating on you, I would bet any amount of money on it.
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I'd take that bet in a heartbeat, because I KNOW you are wrong. In fact, I would dearly love to take that bet, since a little extra cash would be lovely.

As far as downtime goes, I make sure my husband gets downtime, and I make my own. I never said I had a typical relationship with my husband.

Because if that were the case, I'd be saying, "We've been divorced for years now", instead.
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If he doesn't want a mommy, then why doesn't he know how to live better than a seven year old?

A lot of women feel NOTHING, except pain in various degrees, on their breasts. Maybe your wife is one of them. If she doesn't like it, STOP DOING IT.

Or perhaps she is not turned on by you, or is even angry at you, because you force her to be your mommy. If you are going to work in the garden--put away the electrical equipment before it rains. If you pick up the dog poop, put it in the garbage. If it is children's bedtime, don't keep making noise!

Yes, sex is 99% mental. If you men act like jerks, then we certainly don't want to do it with you.

So, if you act like a jerk, the women would rather you take care of yourselves than to have sex with you.

Turn your wife on by acting like a decent, grown-up human being.
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If men would act like grown ups their wives but be more willing to have sex with them. It is usually the man begging the woman for sex than the other way around because women need to feel loved and respected 24/7. Men just usually need to be given the 'look' and no matter what has happening in their lives they are ready to go.
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If he doesn't want a mommy, then why doesn't he know how to live better than a seven year old?

A lot of women feel NOTHING, except pain in various degrees, on their breasts. Maybe your wife is one of them. If she doesn't like it, STOP DOING IT.

Or perhaps she is not turned on by you, or is even angry at you, because you force her to be your mommy. If you are going to work in the garden--put away the electrical equipment before it rains. If you pick up the dog poop, put it in the garbage. If it is children's bedtime, don't keep making noise!

Yes, sex is 99% mental. If you men act like jerks, then we certainly don't want to do it with you.

So, if you act like a jerk, the women would rather you take care of yourselves than to have sex with you.

Turn your wife on by acting like a decent, grown-up human being.
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If men would act like grown ups their wives but be more willing to have sex with them. It is usually the man begging the woman for sex than the other way around because women need to feel loved and respected 24/7. Men just usually need to be given the 'look' and no matter what has happening in their lives they are ready to go.
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***FINAL NOTICE***


THIS THREAD TITLED, "TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!" IS ABOUT MEN WHO REFUSE TO FUCK THEIR WIVES DUE TO THEIR WIVES UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR AND ATTITUDE!

TO ALL WOMEN WHO WANT TO POST ABOUT PUSSY-WHIPPED MEN WHO BEG WOMEN FOR SEX, PLEASE START YOUR OWN THREAD AND STOP TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD!

THANK YOU!




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Hey little one, is it not past your bed time?
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Let's see...because she's put on 40 pounds since we got married and doesn't do shit around the house?
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If he doesn't want a mommy, then why doesn't he know how to live better than a seven year old?

A lot of women feel NOTHING, except pain in various degrees, on their breasts. Maybe your wife is one of them. If she doesn't like it, STOP DOING IT.

Or perhaps she is not turned on by you, or is even angry at you, because you force her to be your mommy. If you are going to work in the garden--put away the electrical equipment before it rains. If you pick up the dog poop, put it in the garbage. If it is children's bedtime, don't keep making noise!

Yes, sex is 99% mental. If you men act like jerks, then we certainly don't want to do it with you.

So, if you act like a jerk, the women would rather you take care of yourselves than to have sex with you.

Turn your wife on by acting like a decent, grown-up human being.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381402


If men would act like grown ups their wives but be more willing to have sex with them. It is usually the man begging the woman for sex than the other way around because women need to feel loved and respected 24/7. Men just usually need to be given the 'look' and no matter what has happening in their lives they are ready to go.
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***FINAL NOTICE***


THIS THREAD TITLED, "TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!" IS ABOUT MEN WHO REFUSE TO FUCK THEIR WIVES DUE TO THEIR WIVES UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR AND ATTITUDE!

TO ALL WOMEN WHO WANT TO POST ABOUT PUSSY-WHIPPED MEN WHO BEG WOMEN FOR SEX, PLEASE START YOUR OWN THREAD AND STOP TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD!

THANK YOU!




yoda
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What's wrong? Did she hit a nerve?
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If he doesn't want a mommy, then why doesn't he know how to live better than a seven year old?

A lot of women feel NOTHING, except pain in various degrees, on their breasts. Maybe your wife is one of them. If she doesn't like it, STOP DOING IT.

Or perhaps she is not turned on by you, or is even angry at you, because you force her to be your mommy. If you are going to work in the garden--put away the electrical equipment before it rains. If you pick up the dog poop, put it in the garbage. If it is children's bedtime, don't keep making noise!

Yes, sex is 99% mental. If you men act like jerks, then we certainly don't want to do it with you.

So, if you act like a jerk, the women would rather you take care of yourselves than to have sex with you.

Turn your wife on by acting like a decent, grown-up human being.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381402


If men would act like grown ups their wives but be more willing to have sex with them. It is usually the man begging the woman for sex than the other way around because women need to feel loved and respected 24/7. Men just usually need to be given the 'look' and no matter what has happening in their lives they are ready to go.
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***FINAL NOTICE***


THIS THREAD TITLED, "TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!" IS ABOUT MEN WHO REFUSE TO FUCK THEIR WIVES DUE TO THEIR WIVES UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR AND ATTITUDE!

TO ALL WOMEN WHO WANT TO POST ABOUT PUSSY-WHIPPED MEN WHO BEG WOMEN FOR SEX, PLEASE START YOUR OWN THREAD AND STOP TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD!

THANK YOU!




yoda
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What's wrong? Did she hit a nerve?
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They've been jump all over this post all day.

It's like they have to defend their concept of feminism, which has only worked to turn them from carefree house wives into slaves. But do they see how far back the brainwashing has set them, oh no they fight to defend the status quo at their own peril. sheep.
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If men would act like grown ups their wives but be more willing to have sex with them. It is usually the man begging the woman for sex than the other way around because women need to feel loved and respected 24/7. Men just usually need to be given the 'look' and no matter what has happening in their lives they are ready to go.
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***FINAL NOTICE***


THIS THREAD TITLED, "TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!" IS ABOUT MEN WHO REFUSE TO FUCK THEIR WIVES DUE TO THEIR WIVES UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR AND ATTITUDE!

TO ALL WOMEN WHO WANT TO POST ABOUT PUSSY-WHIPPED MEN WHO BEG WOMEN FOR SEX, PLEASE START YOUR OWN THREAD AND STOP TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD!

THANK YOU!




yoda
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What's wrong? Did she hit a nerve?
 Quoting: redlicorice



They've been jump all over this post all day.

It's like they have to defend their concept of feminism, which has only worked to turn them from carefree house wives into slaves. But do they see how far back the brainwashing has set them, oh no they fight to defend the status quo at their own peril. sheep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665


No no no. You have it backwards. Feminism is so you can be FREE of the MUCH WORSE "housewife" role!

It is much worse and much harder work. This is why Feminism happened to begin with - so you don't have to get married and have kids - so you have other avenues and possibilities.

Don't be upset because to most - it is not so much about men as kids. Kids are too much hard work. And then you are 'trapped'. You choose to be with a husband, you do not choose the horror of children. You may choose to have them - but you can never know the true horror of how awful they are until you are stuck with them.

Thankfully, some women did see that children are just horrible and awful and this whole life is a joke and spoke out and educated others.

Men need to understand that their wives get really bad AFTER children as it is very much horror. OK - it screws up the body, metabolism, and makes the wife fat. And then she is stuck with these irrational horrible things - which makes her angry and upset. And it is very upsetting that there is nowhere to run.

Look it is common sense. Men do not like kids which is why they become Deadbeat Dads. Women do not like kids - read any "Moms" forum. Kids don't like kids which is why they bully and beat on each other. Thus - no one likes kids.

And for the female to be stuck with them - THIS is when it all goes down hill.

Simple common sense.

It is NOT "carefree" to be a "housewife" - this is the most MISERABLE HELL of all due to children, no freedom, no money. Mostly because of children as they are so very awful and everyone hates them.

Can't you see this? It is a secret that no one tells. Which is how all, male and female, become so miserable, and there are so many lies to tell you that it is great when in reality it is hell - but "they" lie to you so you will be miserable like them and so that the Capitalists will have bodies for their economic pyramid.

It is all very simple common sense really.
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Why is a man expected to put up with from a woman that which he would never put up with from another man while women abosolutely do not, and are not expected to, put up with from a man that which they would never put up with from another woman? Because you are weaker beings. No. Shut up for five minutes and think about it. It's not the end of the world.
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THIS THREAD TITLED, "TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!" IS ABOUT MEN WHO REFUSE TO FUCK THEIR WIVES DUE TO THEIR WIVES UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR AND ATTITUDE!

TO ALL WOMEN WHO WANT TO POST ABOUT PUSSY-WHIPPED MEN WHO BEG WOMEN FOR SEX, PLEASE START YOUR OWN THREAD AND STOP TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD!

THANK YOU!




yoda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665


What's wrong? Did she hit a nerve?
 Quoting: redlicorice



They've been jump all over this post all day.

It's like they have to defend their concept of feminism, which has only worked to turn them from carefree house wives into slaves. But do they see how far back the brainwashing has set them, oh no they fight to defend the status quo at their own peril. sheep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665


No no no. You have it backwards. Feminism is so you can be FREE of the MUCH WORSE "housewife" role!

It is much worse and much harder work. This is why Feminism happened to begin with - so you don't have to get married and have kids - so you have other avenues and possibilities.

Don't be upset because to most - it is not so much about men as kids. Kids are too much hard work. And then you are 'trapped'. You choose to be with a husband, you do not choose the horror of children. You may choose to have them - but you can never know the true horror of how awful they are until you are stuck with them.

Thankfully, some women did see that children are just horrible and awful and this whole life is a joke and spoke out and educated others.

Men need to understand that their wives get really bad AFTER children as it is very much horror. OK - it screws up the body, metabolism, and makes the wife fat. And then she is stuck with these irrational horrible things - which makes her angry and upset. And it is very upsetting that there is nowhere to run.

Look it is common sense. Men do not like kids which is why they become Deadbeat Dads. Women do not like kids - read any "Moms" forum. Kids don't like kids which is why they bully and beat on each other. Thus - no one likes kids.

And for the female to be stuck with them - THIS is when it all goes down hill.

Simple common sense.

It is NOT "carefree" to be a "housewife" - this is the most MISERABLE HELL of all due to children, no freedom, no money. Mostly because of children as they are so very awful and everyone hates them.

Can't you see this? It is a secret that no one tells. Which is how all, male and female, become so miserable, and there are so many lies to tell you that it is great when in reality it is hell - but "they" lie to you so you will be miserable like them and so that the Capitalists will have bodies for their economic pyramid.

It is all very simple common sense really.
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There is no way to say this without offending you, but you are wrong.

Feminism was created to increase the income tax roles, period.

Society was much better served with woman staying home, socializing with each other in the neighborhood and helping each other raise kids. They were much happier too. And, yea I'm old enough to have been such a kid growing up in such an enviromnent. I saw first hand the destruction dealt woman by the media promoted feminist movement.

The whole thing smelled like a bowel movement and still does.
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Hey. Gimme some lovin every day.


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Replying to this is so daunting. I lost my husband in June of 2009 to cancer. We were married for 26 years. I married him when I was 18.

This subject is so far removed from what I have experienced as a wife. Maybe he hid it better than most. Maybe not.

I now have been dating a widower whose wife was morbidly obese. Hense, the death of her. I think/feel that he has a "porn" issue....long before I was part of the picture.

HELP
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Hey. Gimme some lovin every day.


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If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
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Offensively state, OP, but stated in a different way you are correct.

Women: if you're employed and doing your share than all other house chores should be shared. If you're unemployed, stop being a princess and do some work or atleast do the housework.
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Replying to this is so daunting. I lost my husband in June of 2009 to cancer. We were married for 26 years. I married him when I was 18.

This subject is so far removed from what I have experienced as a wife. Maybe he hid it better than most. Maybe not.

I now have been dating a widower whose wife was morbidly obese. Hense, the death of her. I think/feel that he has a "porn" issue....long before I was part of the picture.

HELP
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There are millions of men out there. Let go of the broken one, and find one that's not broken.
No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf:

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Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies.

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How do I exceed my widowers porno fantasies when there is only one of me? I am also passed the age of being "barely legal."

I never had this problem with my late husband. God I miss my husband.
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Hey married men get more sex than single men.

New studies. BUSTED!
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TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!

#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc.

#4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax.

#3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer.

#2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private.

#1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private.



REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop.

REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems.

REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later.

REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7.


REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies.
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ummmmm.... why aren't you having this discussion with your wife??
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THIS THREAD TITLED, "TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!" IS ABOUT MEN WHO REFUSE TO FUCK THEIR WIVES DUE TO THEIR WIVES UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR AND ATTITUDE!

TO ALL WOMEN WHO WANT TO POST ABOUT PUSSY-WHIPPED MEN WHO BEG WOMEN FOR SEX, PLEASE START YOUR OWN THREAD AND STOP TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD!

THANK YOU!




yoda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665


What's wrong? Did she hit a nerve?
 Quoting: redlicorice



They've been jump all over this post all day.

It's like they have to defend their concept of feminism, which has only worked to turn them from carefree house wives into slaves. But do they see how far back the brainwashing has set them, oh no they fight to defend the status quo at their own peril. sheep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665


No no no. You have it backwards. Feminism is so you can be FREE of the MUCH WORSE "housewife" role!

It is much worse and much harder work. This is why Feminism happened to begin with - so you don't have to get married and have kids - so you have other avenues and possibilities.

Don't be upset because to most - it is not so much about men as kids. Kids are too much hard work. And then you are 'trapped'. You choose to be with a husband, you do not choose the horror of children. You may choose to have them - but you can never know the true horror of how awful they are until you are stuck with them.

Thankfully, some women did see that children are just horrible and awful and this whole life is a joke and spoke out and educated others.

Men need to understand that their wives get really bad AFTER children as it is very much horror. OK - it screws up the body, metabolism, and makes the wife fat. And then she is stuck with these irrational horrible things - which makes her angry and upset. And it is very upsetting that there is nowhere to run.

Look it is common sense. Men do not like kids which is why they become Deadbeat Dads. Women do not like kids - read any "Moms" forum. Kids don't like kids which is why they bully and beat on each other. Thus - no one likes kids.

And for the female to be stuck with them - THIS is when it all goes down hill.

Simple common sense.

It is NOT "carefree" to be a "housewife" - this is the most MISERABLE HELL of all due to children, no freedom, no money. Mostly because of children as they are so very awful and everyone hates them.

Can't you see this? It is a secret that no one tells. Which is how all, male and female, become so miserable, and there are so many lies to tell you that it is great when in reality it is hell - but "they" lie to you so you will be miserable like them and so that the Capitalists will have bodies for their economic pyramid.

It is all very simple common sense really.
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Kids used to have a mini community, and village to raise them or have apprenticeship programs of the family business,. Today we have neither. Public school system, thats it,

But all my friends I knew came home from school with no Mom, no Dad at home so they got into porn, or drugs.

Something is off kilter for sure.
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Hint for all:

Men think, and then speak...

Women's thinking is basically 'speaking'.
There is no filter, or inward thinking.
Thier thoughts just go straight out to the mouth.

If you encounter a group of women talking,
then you can hear basically thier thinking process.
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This is true..in mythology they likened the untamed womans tongue to horses, the Bible talks about women needing reins on their mouth, lol and a husband prefering to sit on the roof than hear his wife
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Hey married men get more sex than single men.

New studies. BUSTED!
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TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU!

#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc.

#4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax.

#3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer.

#2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private.

#1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private.



REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop.

REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems.

REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later.

REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7.


REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies.
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husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other, treat u wife as the jewel as she is, and help with the dishes. DONT TAKE SO MUCH CRAP FROM YOUR BOSS, AND MAYBE U WILL HAVE ENERGY 2 DO SOME DISHES WHEN U GET HOME, wifes r like a presious jewel, BUT SOME GUYS WOULD RATHER TREAT THERE ROLAX WATCH AS THE MORE PRESIOUS, treat your wife the way god commands u 2
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RE: husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other

WRONG! This is exactly what a hard working man needs. If the guy is blue collar, his back is sore. If the guy is white collar, his mind is sore. Either way, that beer relaxes the guy if wify aint being a bitch.

If the kids are away when your man plops his ass into that recliner, try putting on something sexy, (ignore the fucking dishes in the sink for the moment), bring a wet towel into the livingroom and tell him to take off his pants. Use the towel to wipe the days sweat off his balls and start the action by giving him a blow job. 99 times out of 100, you will not leave that room untill he bangs the hell out of your pussy.

RE: the dishes. After you both fucked each others brains out, tell him that you are going to take a shower. Say, by the way if the dishes are done when I get out of the shower, the fun we just had will happen all the time!

I GUARANTEE THAT THOSE DISHES WILL BE DONE!!!
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THANK YOU! This should be pinned!clappa
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Hey married men get more sex than single men.

New studies. BUSTED!
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This is my last post here - it's wasting way too much of my valuable time. I just want to post this recent study. Enjoy.

Excerpt: Although single men may tout the joys of living the carefree "bachelor's life," it turns out married men may have an advantage. Numerous studies have proven that married life is good for men, physically, mentally and spiritually.

[link to www.sixwise.com]
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It's too many words for nothing. It's very simple, if you love women you will always find your way to bring her and yourself pleasure. A good husband is the one that has the potential to be serious/reasonable and loving/gentle at the same time.
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My gf is constantly reminded how easily I can replace her
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That's funny becaue my ex-wife used to remind me how easily she could get rid of me. Manipulative bitch. LOL
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most women are
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not my husband.
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True story. One of my family members married a woman from Thailand. I think some men have a vision of poor woman from other countries marrying them, because they just love american men. Uhhhh no, she is using you just as you are using her.

Anyway, she was all nice in the beginning of their marriage, nice to his kids, the whole nine yards. Then one day she just decided she did not want to have sex with him no more. She said he drank so much, and acted so stupid, it was a total turn off. Now this is where it gets interesting. She told him point blank she was no longer interested in having sex with him, but he was welcome to have sex with other woman. He could even move her into the spare bedroom if he wanted.

He never did that I am aware of, but he is still married to her. He wakes up every morning and drinks beer. He drinks every day and I see nothing changing. I actually feel bad for him. She is a total b*tch too and a little nuts, so it is not even like he is staying cause she is a good person. She makes fun of him all the time and puts him down in front of other people. It really is sad. I guess some people fear changing things so much they decide to stay in an unhappy marriage. I say it will all end in due time, but some just seem to drag on longer than others.

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