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TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1373665  United States05/13/2011 03:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381402  Italy05/13/2011 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he doesn't want a mommy, then why doesn't he know how to live better than a seven year old? A lot of women feel NOTHING, except pain in various degrees, on their breasts. Maybe your wife is one of them. If she doesn't like it, STOP DOING IT. Or perhaps she is not turned on by you, or is even angry at you, because you force her to be your mommy. If you are going to work in the garden--put away the electrical equipment before it rains. If you pick up the dog poop, put it in the garbage. If it is children's bedtime, don't keep making noise! Yes, sex is 99% mental. If you men act like jerks, then we certainly don't want to do it with you. So, if you act like a jerk, the women would rather you take care of yourselves than to have sex with you. Turn your wife on by acting like a decent, grown-up human being. |
| 10 commandments User ID: 1202322 United States05/13/2011 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc. #4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax. #3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer. #2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private. #1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private. REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop. REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems. REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later. REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7. REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies. husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other, treat u wife as the jewel as she is, and help with the dishes. DONT TAKE SO MUCH CRAP FROM YOUR BOSS, AND MAYBE U WILL HAVE ENERGY 2 DO SOME DISHES WHEN U GET HOME, wifes r like a presious jewel, BUT SOME GUYS WOULD RATHER TREAT THERE ROLAX WATCH AS THE MORE PRESIOUS, treat your wife the way god commands u 2 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378357  Australia05/13/2011 04:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381480 Australia05/13/2011 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | waiting for the prick teasing freeloading ,sponging female cunts to jump on this thread. it was a different story when you wrere trying to trap the guy wasn't it you fucking scum whores. you offered up the pussy non stop then didn't you CUNT!. |
General Troll, US Shillitary  User ID: 1307432 United States05/13/2011 04:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc. #4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax. #3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer. #2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private. #1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private. REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop. REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems. REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later. REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7. REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies.  "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
| IM A GUY User ID: 1202322 United States05/13/2011 04:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | waiting for the prick teasing freeloading ,sponging female cunts to jump on this thread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381480it was a different story when you wrere trying to trap the guy wasn't it you fucking scum whores. you offered up the pussy non stop then didn't you CUNT!. husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other, treat u wife as the jewel as she is, and help with the dishes. DONT TAKE SO MUCH CRAP FROM YOUR BOSS, AND MAYBE U WILL HAVE ENERGY 2 DO SOME DISHES WHEN U GET HOME, wifes r like a presious jewel, BUT SOME GUYS WOULD RATHER TREAT THERE ROLAX WATCH AS THE MORE PRESIOUS, treat your wife the way god commands u 2 IM A GUY IM A GUY IM A GUY |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1375665 Australia05/13/2011 04:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | waiting for the prick teasing freeloading ,sponging female cunts to jump on this thread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381480it was a different story when you wrere trying to trap the guy wasn't it you fucking scum whores. you offered up the pussy non stop then didn't you CUNT!. Suck to have to pay for it hey. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 300884  Sweden05/13/2011 04:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381395 United States05/13/2011 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1373665 United States05/13/2011 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc. #4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax. #3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer. #2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private. #1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private. REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop. REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems. REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later. REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7. REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies. husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other, treat u wife as the jewel as she is, and help with the dishes. DONT TAKE SO MUCH CRAP FROM YOUR BOSS, AND MAYBE U WILL HAVE ENERGY 2 DO SOME DISHES WHEN U GET HOME, wifes r like a presious jewel, BUT SOME GUYS WOULD RATHER TREAT THERE ROLAX WATCH AS THE MORE PRESIOUS, treat your wife the way god commands u 2 RE: husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other WRONG! This is exactly what a hard working man needs. If the guy is blue collar, his back is sore. If the guy is white collar, his mind is sore. Either way, that beer relaxes the guy if wify aint being a bitch. If the kids are away when your man plops his ass into that recliner, try putting on something sexy, (ignore the fucking dishes in the sink for the moment), bring a wet towel into the livingroom and tell him to take off his pants. Use the towel to wipe the days sweat off his balls and start the action by giving him a blow job. 99 times out of 100, you will not leave that room untill he bangs the hell out of your pussy. RE: the dishes. After you both fucked each others brains out, tell him that you are going to take a shower. Say, by the way if the dishes are done when I get out of the shower, the fun we just had will happen all the time! I GUARANTEE THAT THOSE DISHES WILL BE DONE!!! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381482  Germany05/13/2011 04:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he doesn't want a mommy, then why doesn't he know how to live better than a seven year old? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381402A lot of women feel NOTHING, except pain in various degrees, on their breasts. Maybe your wife is one of them. If she doesn't like it, STOP DOING IT. Or perhaps she is not turned on by you, or is even angry at you, because you force her to be your mommy. If you are going to work in the garden--put away the electrical equipment before it rains. If you pick up the dog poop, put it in the garbage. If it is children's bedtime, don't keep making noise! Yes, sex is 99% mental. If you men act like jerks, then we certainly don't want to do it with you. So, if you act like a jerk, the women would rather you take care of yourselves than to have sex with you. Turn your wife on by acting like a decent, grown-up human being. I think that is the best post I have ever read at GLP-EVER!   You nail it 100%! Thank you for that TRUTH, |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381462 United States05/13/2011 04:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381482 Germany05/13/2011 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he doesn't want a mommy, then why doesn't he know how to live better than a seven year old? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381402A lot of women feel NOTHING, except pain in various degrees, on their breasts. Maybe your wife is one of them. If she doesn't like it, STOP DOING IT. Or perhaps she is not turned on by you, or is even angry at you, because you force her to be your mommy. If you are going to work in the garden--put away the electrical equipment before it rains. If you pick up the dog poop, put it in the garbage. If it is children's bedtime, don't keep making noise! Yes, sex is 99% mental. If you men act like jerks, then we certainly don't want to do it with you. So, if you act like a jerk, the women would rather you take care of yourselves than to have sex with you. Turn your wife on by acting like a decent, grown-up human being. I think that is the best post I have ever read at GLP-EVER! You nail it 100%! Thank you for that TRUTH,That deserves more applause! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1222713 United States05/13/2011 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My gf is constantly reminded how easily I can replace her she works to keep my affection and when she gets out of pocket i correct her thinking. The person who loves the least controls the relationship period. Try being an alpha and never let your wife or gf get to the point your at OP. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1340469 United States05/13/2011 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To this day my ex-wife turns me on in a physical sense and absolutely repulses me in a mental sense. Never again. Nobody's fault, I just hated being married. Good riddance. She was a keeper until she opened her mouth. NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG LOL |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1202322 United States05/13/2011 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | waiting for the prick teasing freeloading ,sponging female cunts to jump on this thread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381480it was a different story when you wrere trying to trap the guy wasn't it you fucking scum whores. you offered up the pussy non stop then didn't you CUNT!. Suck to have to pay for it hey. guys r jerks |
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| wife is a jewel User ID: 1202322 United States05/13/2011 04:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc. #4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax. #3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer. #2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private. #1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private. REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop. REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems. REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later. REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7. REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies. but i do need 2 say this, woman need 2 stop going 4 the bad boy, just because he holds a beer n one hand and a cigarette n the onther and drives a bmw doesnt mean he is more of a man, THE BIGGEST LIE THAT GUYS R FEED, HAIR ON CHEST, BIG DINGALING, 100 THOUS CAR, MANSION, IS WANT A REAL MAN IS. that is all wrong. A REAL MAN IS A MAN OF GOD, SPENDS TIME WITH HIS KIDS, TELLS THE BOSS NO 4 THE DAY, DISHES 4 THE WIFE, SPENDING TIME N THE BIBLE |
| LEFT OUT GUY!!!! User ID: 1381489 Germany05/13/2011 04:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381492  United Kingdom05/13/2011 04:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc. #4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax. #3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer. #2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private. #1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private. REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop. REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems. REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later. REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7. REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies. husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other, treat u wife as the jewel as she is, and help with the dishes. DONT TAKE SO MUCH CRAP FROM YOUR BOSS, AND MAYBE U WILL HAVE ENERGY 2 DO SOME DISHES WHEN U GET HOME, wifes r like a presious jewel, BUT SOME GUYS WOULD RATHER TREAT THERE ROLAX WATCH AS THE MORE PRESIOUS, treat your wife the way god commands u 2 RE: husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other WRONG! This is exactly what a hard working man needs. If the guy is blue collar, his back is sore. If the guy is white collar, his mind is sore. Either way, that beer relaxes the guy if wify aint being a bitch. If the kids are away when your man plops his ass into that recliner, try putting on something sexy, (ignore the fucking dishes in the sink for the moment), bring a wet towel into the livingroom and tell him to take off his pants. Use the towel to wipe the days sweat off his balls and start the action by giving him a blow job. 99 times out of 100, you will not leave that room untill he bangs the hell out of your pussy. RE: the dishes. After you both fucked each others brains out, tell him that you are going to take a shower. Say, by the way if the dishes are done when I get out of the shower, the fun we just had will happen all the time! I GUARANTEE THAT THOSE DISHES WILL BE DONE!!! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381492 United Kingdom05/13/2011 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | waiting for the prick teasing freeloading ,sponging female cunts to jump on this thread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381480it was a different story when you wrere trying to trap the guy wasn't it you fucking scum whores. you offered up the pussy non stop then didn't you CUNT!. husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other, treat u wife as the jewel as she is, and help with the dishes. DONT TAKE SO MUCH CRAP FROM YOUR BOSS, AND MAYBE U WILL HAVE ENERGY 2 DO SOME DISHES WHEN U GET HOME, wifes r like a presious jewel, BUT SOME GUYS WOULD RATHER TREAT THERE ROLAX WATCH AS THE MORE PRESIOUS, treat your wife the way god commands u 2 IM A GUY IM A GUY IM A GUY Your not a guy your a slave to you princess. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381492 United Kingdom05/13/2011 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1373665 United States05/13/2011 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc. #4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax. #3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer. #2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private. #1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private. REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop. REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems. REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later. REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7. REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies. but i do need 2 say this, woman need 2 stop going 4 the bad boy, just because he holds a beer n one hand and a cigarette n the onther and drives a bmw doesnt mean he is more of a man, THE BIGGEST LIE THAT GUYS R FEED, HAIR ON CHEST, BIG DINGALING, 100 THOUS CAR, MANSION, IS WANT A REAL MAN IS. that is all wrong. A REAL MAN IS A MAN OF GOD, SPENDS TIME WITH HIS KIDS, TELLS THE BOSS NO 4 THE DAY, DISHES 4 THE WIFE, SPENDING TIME N THE BIBLE I feel sorry for the guy you hooked, cause he'll have to live with you cutting off his balls or years of child support payments. BTW. Did you know that most guys hate the child support laws, because those laws are so biased that smart men not willing to let the system fuck them up the a$$, are forced to put up with bitchy wives. The lesser of two evils. These are the most likely husbands to prefer a jerkoff to the real thing. The guys who are broke anyway and don't care about the financial repurcussions, just walk away and become x-husbands. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1202322 United States05/13/2011 04:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOP 5 REASONS your husband would rather jerk off than FUCK YOU! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373665#5) You are constantly telling him what to do, with the kids, with his dishes, with his <everything>, etc. #4) You start nagging at him the moment he gets home from work, and fail to let him switch gears and relax. #3) You ask him a question, then don't shut up to hear his answer. #2) You smack his hand away from your boobs when he fondles you in private. #1) You never reach out and squeeze his manhood with your hand when he fondles your boobs in private. REASON #5 HINT: He did not marry you to get a new MOTHER to issue orders and fuss non-stop. REASON #4 HINT: He needs 30 to 60 minutes of no-dump time before he is ready to hear about your wants, demands, and problems. REASON #3 HINT: Don't ask a question unless you really want to know hear what he has to say. And, shut the fuck up and give him a chance to think about it before answering. If this mean 1 to 2 minutes of silence will result, so be it. To keep running your fucking mouth, is obnoxious and irritating him. Not the thing to do if you want boned later. REASON #2 HINT: He thinks that you don't like him anymore and would rather jerk off to porn where the women in his fantasies love him to caress their boobs 24/7. REASON #1 HINT: If he starts playing with your boobs, it's called FOREPLAY. If you want boned, gently reach into his pants, grab his limp penis and start playing with it. Don't be surprised when the thing starts to grow in your hands. Combined with a sexy voice that says to the effect, take me now you hot stud; you might actually get banged on the spot. VERY HOT SEX! But it takes a smart woman to make this work. Remember GREAT SEX IS 99% MENTAL. Try to exceed his porno fantasies. husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other, treat u wife as the jewel as she is, and help with the dishes. DONT TAKE SO MUCH CRAP FROM YOUR BOSS, AND MAYBE U WILL HAVE ENERGY 2 DO SOME DISHES WHEN U GET HOME, wifes r like a presious jewel, BUT SOME GUYS WOULD RATHER TREAT THERE ROLAX WATCH AS THE MORE PRESIOUS, treat your wife the way god commands u 2 RE: husbands r not suppose 2 come home and sit n the recliner and beer n one hand and remote n other WRONG! This is exactly what a hard working man needs. If the guy is blue collar, his back is sore. If the guy is white collar, his mind is sore. Either way, that beer relaxes the guy if wify aint being a bitch. If the kids are away when your man plops his ass into that recliner, try putting on something sexy, (ignore the fucking dishes in the sink for the moment), bring a wet towel into the livingroom and tell him to take off his pants. Use the towel to wipe the days sweat off his balls and start the action by giving him a blow job. 99 times out of 100, you will not leave that room untill he bangs the hell out of your pussy. RE: the dishes. After you both fucked each others brains out, tell him that you are going to take a shower. Say, by the way if the dishes are done when I get out of the shower, the fun we just had will happen all the time! I GUARANTEE THAT THOSE DISHES WILL BE DONE!!! TELL YOUR BOSS, I GO AT MY OWN SPEED, NOT YOURS, BECAUSE IM SAVING SOME ENERGY 4 MY WIFE TRY STANDING UP 2 YOUR ARROGANT BOSS |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381482 Germany05/13/2011 04:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he doesn't want a mommy, then why doesn't he know how to live better than a seven year old? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1381402A lot of women feel NOTHING, except pain in various degrees, on their breasts. Maybe your wife is one of them. If she doesn't like it, STOP DOING IT. Or perhaps she is not turned on by you, or is even angry at you, because you force her to be your mommy. If you are going to work in the garden--put away the electrical equipment before it rains. If you pick up the dog poop, put it in the garbage. If it is children's bedtime, don't keep making noise! Yes, sex is 99% mental. If you men act like jerks, then we certainly don't want to do it with you. So, if you act like a jerk, the women would rather you take care of yourselves than to have sex with you. Turn your wife on by acting like a decent, grown-up human being. I think that is the best post I have ever read at GLP-EVER! You nail it 100%! Thank you for that TRUTH,That deserves more applause! Smells like macho/alpha stink in here, P-U! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1381497 Belgium05/13/2011 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah, women demand too much from their partner. They're too lazy even to open their own doors for God's sake, and need someone holding their chair. And if you don't do that, it comes off as being disrespectful or something. Lazy? Hypocritical? Both? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1313259 United Kingdom05/13/2011 05:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My gf is constantly reminded how easily I can replace her she works to keep my affection and when she gets out of pocket i correct her thinking. The person who loves the least controls the relationship period. Try being an alpha and never let your wife or gf get to the point your at OP. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1222713You're the woman in the relationship then lol. Men are supposed to chase, women are supposed to just be. If you're letting your woman do the chasing and steering the relationship and work to keep you, you are nothing but her bitch. It may not seem that way to you right now but that is exactly what it is. You are the woman in your relationship  |
