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Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?

 
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My radical feminist mother wouldn't let us watch Jeannie because "it was demeaning to women".

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LOL, yeah... there was huge uproar back in the day because Jeannie showed her belly button.


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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
I Dream of Jeannie.

You're really dating yourself -- in a couple of senses.

Hey, do exercise shows count?
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Only if it's not Richard Simmons.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Uh...no.

damned

Even if I were gay, I think that would be a little scary.

I was thinking of Denise Austin -- back in the day.


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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
Has anyone seen Chris Hemsworth in the movie Thor yet? He looks fucking HOT.
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We never had a TV until I was much older, so I had to make do with the underwear section of the Sears Catalog.
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Reminds me of my friends brother when I was a kid. He worked in the lingerie department in Sears back in the day when they still had life-like manequins. He always looked too excited about his job. LOL
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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
I Dream of Jeannie.

You're really dating yourself -- in a couple of senses.

Hey, do exercise shows count?
 Quoting: misterx


Only if it's not Richard Simmons.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Uh...no.

damned

Even if I were gay, I think that would be a little scary.

I was thinking of Denise Austin -- back in the day.


 Quoting: misterx


I had her exercise book. I remember following her program:) She was pretty good.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Oh Please, this one is easy. Used to Fapp up a storm to Valerie Bertinelli in One Day at a Time....
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same here she had mad cameltoe going on sometimes
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Has anyone seen Chris Hemsworth in the movie Thor yet? He looks fucking HOT.
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Oh yes!!! Yum! He has a GREAT smile too.
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Full House

hiding
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which turns into a Full Kleenex
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I used to pretend my hand was Jamie Summers and I'd give myself a bionic Rub -n-T'zug
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Bionic lesbian rub...
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I can't think about Jamie Summers without hearing that HORRIBLE song that Lee Majors sang when she got all fucked up prior to having bionics...
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The Brady Bunch.

Marsha I think her name was.

And Scooby Doo.

the Ginger bitch.
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05/15/2011 04:46 AM
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This is the funniest shit ever. Ginger from Gilligan's Island.
I must admit the sears catalog had a very nice lingerie section.
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The Brady Bunch.

Marsha I think her name was.

And Scooby Doo.

the Ginger bitch.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising


Marcia

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The Brady Bunch.

Marsha I think her name was.

And Scooby Doo.

the Ginger bitch.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising


Marcia


 Quoting: Barbi


That's her!

excuse me for a few minutes...
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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
What was your favorite show to masturbate to growing up?
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wtf is this normal in the USA, it explains a lot.
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The Brady Bunch.

Marsha I think her name was.

And Scooby Doo.

the Ginger bitch.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising


Marcia


 Quoting: Barbi


That's her!

excuse me for a few minutes...
 Quoting: BadMoonRising


:eeek55:
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I see bald people (in this thread)!
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Warning: If you didn't read the recent thread on masturbation and hair loss ignore my post.
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Q: "Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?"

A: NO, and EEEEUUUUUUWWWWWWW!!!!!
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:copcall:
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Mrs muir

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You are going to go blind.
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"Fight and you'll never survive..... Run and you'll never escape."
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05/15/2011 08:20 AM
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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
Jeannie was pretty sexy for its day.
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05/15/2011 06:49 PM
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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
Bat girl and Mary Anne where pretty hot also.
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We never had a TV until I was much older, so I had to make do with the underwear section of the Sears Catalog.
 Quoting: General Troll, US Shillitary


Reminds me of my friends brother when I was a kid. He worked in the lingerie department in Sears back in the day when they still had life-like manequins. He always looked too excited about his job. LOL
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


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"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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Double post. That reminds me of the Doublemint Twins. Tasty.

Last Edited by General Troll, US Shillitary on 05/15/2011 06:51 PM
"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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05/15/2011 07:06 PM
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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
I confess to whacking off with Barbara Eden in mind.
Also Mindy, Valerie Bertinelli, female personnel aboard the the USS Enterprise and the Buck Rogers babe and the Battlestar Galactica sexpots in their tight uniforms. All that wasted sperm....

The network execs do that to us on purpose, of course.
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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
Nobody ever whacked off to Samantha on Bewitched. Wonder why that is?
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Nobody ever whacked off to Samantha on Bewitched. Wonder why that is?
 Quoting: Barbi


Nope, not her. No sex appeal. Mary Tyler Moore was sexier.
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Nobody ever whacked off to Samantha on Bewitched. Wonder why that is?
 Quoting: Barbi


I thought Endora and Uncle Arthur were much sexier.
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Re: Ever Masturbate to I dream of Jeannie?
Bat girl and Mary Anne where pretty hot also.
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Oh God yeah. Mary Anne on Gilligan's Island and Catwoman! And Wonder Woman!

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