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*** LETS PUT THIS TO REST-HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN THE MAY 21 EVENT? ***

 
~Andariel~  (OP)

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Rapturetards
 Quoting: ~Andariel~

This is all just so embarrassing.
 Quoting: Devil's Advocate


What makes you say that?
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Agreed!
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...

This is all just so embarrassing.
 Quoting: Devil's Advocate


What makes you say that?
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Agreed!
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


bsflag
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According to Paul, the rapture won't occur until after the man of lawlessness is revealed. He is revealed when he erects the image of himself in the wing of the temple of God. This next intifida will bring about the conflict that brings about the peace covenant. After that, we still have 3-1/2 years.
 Quoting: Spirit of Counsel 1287633


The man of lawlessness is you. It's always been about you.
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So, you 89 people who believe... what are you doing with your last week on Earth?
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Very good questionhi
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


There's something about that avatar.....I dunno,but it's hard.You should sell that thing to replace viagra.
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What makes you say that?
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Agreed!
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bsflag
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bsflag
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good riddance rapturetards.

we ain't gonna miss you.
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Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Agreed!
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 854787


bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 854787


bsflag

ha! i just bs my bs flag that bs's your bs flag. later canadian chick!
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What makes you say that?
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Agreed!
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 854787


Show me in the bible why you believe you're going to be raptured.Go on show me.
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so whats happening on may 21??
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:Rapturetards:
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


lol. Jesus is gonna give everyone a hug when they get there?
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Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Agreed!
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 854787


Show me in the bible why you believe you're going to be raptured.Go on show me.
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i don't have to show ya because your not getting raptured silly. You get to stay behind and do the devils work silly goose!
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At this point in time the statistics ARE....

1531 people on GLP have a BRAIN that really WORKS.

270 people on GLP have a brain thats starting to FUCK UP and are probably flouride drinkers.

101 people on GLP dont have a single living braincell left between them

409 people on GLP could not give a fuck either way.
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:Rapturetards:
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


lol. Jesus is gonna give everyone a hug when they get there?
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yup! and majic skittles from a real rainbow! not the one on the back of your subaru forester, sinner.
Haha TolD ya so

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05/14/2011 08:34 PM
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Do you want the book?
Tired of all these damn christians, muslims, jews, the church of this and the church of that. I fart in your general direction.

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The photo OP is using was on a meme poster back in 09. The rest of that picture shows cleavage and her hand resting on her hip on her brownish/reddish dress or skirt. I'm trying to find it. Maybe OP has the source copy somewhere and will share.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669


This is all I've been able to find so far:

[link to i56.tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669


Shhhh....the menfolk are enjoying the illusion.


lol! beated
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Wow, I just had a look at this May 21st thing and its pure crap. Scary that some people can believe this, but give this humanities present state of chaos, perfectly understandable. The people behind this event don't realise that the karma they are producing from such promotions will be sufficient to bind them to the very place they are claiming they will be raptured from. The seeds of evil grow only in the soil of ignorance.
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res-kitteh
 Quoting: MEOW MEOW


haha i love that picture ... made me smile
 Quoting: Apocalypse Girl


Thanks :D

I just find this entire rapture stuff to be nonsense and am trying to bring humor to a ridiculous subject.

My 'Ma is 87 years old and is sitting on her death bead in the hospital. She is holding out for the big event because she thinks the lord is coming.

He is going to take her up in the clouds where she is going to live in a pearly gated mansion with streets paved of gold.

So here she is struggling to stay alive to see the return of Jesus, and when it does not happen, I wonder how she is going to feel. 74 years of being a good Christian just to be disappointed at the end.

Sad if you ask me....need to find something to make us smile, so why not kittehs :D

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Wow, I just had a look at this May 21st thing and its pure crap. Scary that some people can believe this, but give this humanities present state of chaos, perfectly understandable. The people behind this event don't realise that the karma they are producing from such promotions will be sufficient to bind them to the very place they are claiming they will be raptured from. The seeds of evil grow only in the soil of ignorance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383691


They are eagerly awaited at the abyss' gates.
Tired of all these damn christians, muslims, jews, the church of this and the church of that. I fart in your general direction.

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The photo OP is using was on a meme poster back in 09. The rest of that picture shows cleavage and her hand resting on her hip on her brownish/reddish dress or skirt. I'm trying to find it. Maybe OP has the source copy somewhere and will share.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669


This is all I've been able to find so far:

[link to i56.tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669


Shhhh....the menfolk are enjoying the illusion.


lol! beated
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Ha, yea I guess so. I was just hoping OP would share the original with us. Would be fun to track down the source and see what it is. Maybe there's a full set from a shoot even.
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I think they will fake the end of the world.

But with everybody dead, who will know?
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278 idiots angry
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:res-kitteh:
 Quoting: MEOW MEOW


haha i love that picture ... made me smile
 Quoting: Apocalypse Girl


Thanks :D

I just find this entire rapture stuff to be nonsense and am trying to bring humor to a ridiculous subject.

My 'Ma is 87 years old and is sitting on her death bead in the hospital. She is holding out for the big event because she thinks the lord is coming.

He is going to take her up in the clouds where she is going to live in a pearly gated mansion with streets paved of gold.

So here she is struggling to stay alive to see the return of Jesus, and when it does not happen, I wonder how she is going to feel. 74 years of being a good Christian just to be disappointed at the end.

Sad if you ask me....need to find something to make us smile, so why not kittehs :D

:tein:
 Quoting: MEOW MEOW


She'll meet her Jesus when the time comes to transition and in her liberated state, free of the shackles of this earthly prison, she'll gain some insight into the life she has just experienced. She'll be more amazed than disappointed. hf
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Be prepared for the very possible "Blue Beam" holographic images in the sky that day to make people believe it is Jesus coming back to rapture us! This will reinforce people's belief in religious doctrine which was all man-made in the first place to keep us in control and in fear.

That is my take on it. Just don't be fooled at what the eyes may see! They have already used BB to fake UFO sightings and it looks very convincing! We are very powerful and there's no reason to let ourselves continue to be lied to and controlled.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307422


This is what I think also. If something does happen.. it is theater, a grand illusion. with that said, everything that is happening now is building to a grand finale...I am waiting and watching. waiting for the world to change, waiting on the Lord, watching the signs. The Lord says that he who endures until the end, He shall be saved. There is no rapture as far as i can tell. We can pray to be found worthy to escape the tribulation. One thing is for sure..we are witnessing amazing times.
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5% of the glp population are brain dead and 14% are sheep waiting for some one to tell them what to do
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If this is news for you, I was just wondering, what's it like to be in the top 5?


*For all*
I'm too busy to begin with. Plus I'm hot. What good will that do in Heaven? Nope, I'm staying.

I sure do hope all the christ tards will ascend and leave those of us with brains and hearts to repopulate and recivilize the world. Good ridenance.


moshpit
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news no I just wanted to comment on the matter
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this whole May 21 thing fascinates me --

for one thing, is it not impossible for the earth to be in one single 'date' ??

May 21 in the US, is May 22 in Japan

i suppose the entire earth is in one single date for a brief moment - or are we ever ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


I was wondering the same thing. I think there must be a second where, at the International Date Line, when one day and the next day are the same for one millisecond???
 Quoting: DaddysGirl


No, it doesn't work like that and besides God loves north america the best so all second coming dates are in Eastern Pacific time LOL
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Lets find out!
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


Who said it would?
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this whole May 21 thing fascinates me --

for one thing, is it not impossible for the earth to be in one single 'date' ??

May 21 in the US, is May 22 in Japan

i suppose the entire earth is in one single date for a brief moment - or are we ever ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


I was wondering the same thing. I think there must be a second where, at the International Date Line, when one day and the next day are the same for one millisecond???
 Quoting: DaddysGirl


No, it doesn't work like that and besides God loves north america the best so all second coming dates are in Eastern Pacific time LOL
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It happens at 6PM local time...

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Ice convinced me it's true.
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Ice is deceived, been for a long time.
Poor bloke that one.

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The photo OP is using was on a meme poster back in 09. The rest of that picture shows cleavage and her hand resting on her hip on her brownish/reddish dress or skirt. I'm trying to find it. Maybe OP has the source copy somewhere and will share.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669


This is all I've been able to find so far:

[link to i56.tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669


Shhhh....the menfolk are enjoying the illusion.


lol! beated
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113553


Ha, yea I guess so. I was just hoping OP would share the original with us. Would be fun to track down the source and see what it is. Maybe there's a full set from a shoot even.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669


putin
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