*** LETS PUT THIS TO REST-HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN THE MAY 21 EVENT? *** | |
~Andariel~ (OP) User ID: 1047712 Canada 05/14/2011 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is all just so embarrassing. What makes you say that? Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure Agreed! Space, the final frontier...or is it? Knowledge is power |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 854787 United States 05/14/2011 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Devil's AdvocateThis is all just so embarrassing. What makes you say that? Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure Agreed! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1301867 Australia 05/14/2011 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | According to Paul, the rapture won't occur until after the man of lawlessness is revealed. He is revealed when he erects the image of himself in the wing of the temple of God. This next intifida will bring about the conflict that brings about the peace covenant. After that, we still have 3-1/2 years. Quoting: Spirit of Counsel 1287633The man of lawlessness is you. It's always been about you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 281165 United States 05/14/2011 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, you 89 people who believe... what are you doing with your last week on Earth? Quoting: Earth DaughterVery good question There's something about that avatar.....I dunno,but it's hard.You should sell that thing to replace viagra. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 854787 United States 05/14/2011 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ~Andariel~What makes you say that? Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure Agreed! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 854787 United States 05/14/2011 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure Agreed! ha! i just bs my bs flag that bs's your bs flag. later canadian chick! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 281165 United States 05/14/2011 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ~Andariel~What makes you say that? Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure Agreed! Show me in the bible why you believe you're going to be raptured.Go on show me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 854787 United States 05/14/2011 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165Because it's ridiculous for someone to believe they're good enough to have God take them out of this mess by rapturing them.Pure Agreed! Show me in the bible why you believe you're going to be raptured.Go on show me. i don't have to show ya because your not getting raptured silly. You get to stay behind and do the devils work silly goose! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1383604 Australia 05/14/2011 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At this point in time the statistics ARE.... 1531 people on GLP have a BRAIN that really WORKS. 270 people on GLP have a brain thats starting to FUCK UP and are probably flouride drinkers. 101 people on GLP dont have a single living braincell left between them 409 people on GLP could not give a fuck either way. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 854787 United States 05/14/2011 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :Rapturetards: Quoting: ~Andariel~lol. Jesus is gonna give everyone a hug when they get there? yup! and majic skittles from a real rainbow! not the one on the back of your subaru forester, sinner. |
Haha TolD ya so User ID: 1382637 United States 05/14/2011 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do you want the book? Tired of all these damn christians, muslims, jews, the church of this and the church of that. I fart in your general direction. Brian the Lion the Onion of France aka The Anti Christ, Lucifer Merlin The White Necromancer Paolin The Evil One - King Solomon RaHolDon MeTeTron HoPe JETT King Of Atlantis Last of The Fallen Zeus of Olympus |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1113553 United States 05/14/2011 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The photo OP is using was on a meme poster back in 09. The rest of that picture shows cleavage and her hand resting on her hip on her brownish/reddish dress or skirt. I'm trying to find it. Maybe OP has the source copy somewhere and will share. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669This is all I've been able to find so far: [link to i56.tinypic.com] Shhhh....the menfolk are enjoying the illusion. lol! |
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MEOW MEOW User ID: 1371880 United States 05/14/2011 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | haha i love that picture ... made me smile Thanks :D I just find this entire rapture stuff to be nonsense and am trying to bring humor to a ridiculous subject. My 'Ma is 87 years old and is sitting on her death bead in the hospital. She is holding out for the big event because she thinks the lord is coming. He is going to take her up in the clouds where she is going to live in a pearly gated mansion with streets paved of gold. So here she is struggling to stay alive to see the return of Jesus, and when it does not happen, I wonder how she is going to feel. 74 years of being a good Christian just to be disappointed at the end. Sad if you ask me....need to find something to make us smile, so why not kittehs :D Anyone who tells you that their religion is better than yours, run away from them as fast as you can. ------------------------- I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you. ------------------------- You don't know me, I am nothing but a stranger to you. |
Haha TolD ya so User ID: 1382637 United States 05/14/2011 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow, I just had a look at this May 21st thing and its pure crap. Scary that some people can believe this, but give this humanities present state of chaos, perfectly understandable. The people behind this event don't realise that the karma they are producing from such promotions will be sufficient to bind them to the very place they are claiming they will be raptured from. The seeds of evil grow only in the soil of ignorance. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383691They are eagerly awaited at the abyss' gates. Tired of all these damn christians, muslims, jews, the church of this and the church of that. I fart in your general direction. Brian the Lion the Onion of France aka The Anti Christ, Lucifer Merlin The White Necromancer Paolin The Evil One - King Solomon RaHolDon MeTeTron HoPe JETT King Of Atlantis Last of The Fallen Zeus of Olympus |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378669 United States 05/14/2011 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The photo OP is using was on a meme poster back in 09. The rest of that picture shows cleavage and her hand resting on her hip on her brownish/reddish dress or skirt. I'm trying to find it. Maybe OP has the source copy somewhere and will share. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669This is all I've been able to find so far: [link to i56.tinypic.com] Shhhh....the menfolk are enjoying the illusion. lol! Ha, yea I guess so. I was just hoping OP would share the original with us. Would be fun to track down the source and see what it is. Maybe there's a full set from a shoot even. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1383691 Australia 05/14/2011 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :res-kitteh: Quoting: MEOW MEOWhaha i love that picture ... made me smile Thanks :D I just find this entire rapture stuff to be nonsense and am trying to bring humor to a ridiculous subject. My 'Ma is 87 years old and is sitting on her death bead in the hospital. She is holding out for the big event because she thinks the lord is coming. He is going to take her up in the clouds where she is going to live in a pearly gated mansion with streets paved of gold. So here she is struggling to stay alive to see the return of Jesus, and when it does not happen, I wonder how she is going to feel. 74 years of being a good Christian just to be disappointed at the end. Sad if you ask me....need to find something to make us smile, so why not kittehs :D :tein: She'll meet her Jesus when the time comes to transition and in her liberated state, free of the shackles of this earthly prison, she'll gain some insight into the life she has just experienced. She'll be more amazed than disappointed. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1383705 United States 05/14/2011 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Be prepared for the very possible "Blue Beam" holographic images in the sky that day to make people believe it is Jesus coming back to rapture us! This will reinforce people's belief in religious doctrine which was all man-made in the first place to keep us in control and in fear. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1307422That is my take on it. Just don't be fooled at what the eyes may see! They have already used BB to fake UFO sightings and it looks very convincing! We are very powerful and there's no reason to let ourselves continue to be lied to and controlled. This is what I think also. If something does happen.. it is theater, a grand illusion. with that said, everything that is happening now is building to a grand finale...I am waiting and watching. waiting for the world to change, waiting on the Lord, watching the signs. The Lord says that he who endures until the end, He shall be saved. There is no rapture as far as i can tell. We can pray to be found worthy to escape the tribulation. One thing is for sure..we are witnessing amazing times. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378744 Canada 05/14/2011 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5% of the glp population are brain dead and 14% are sheep waiting for some one to tell them what to do Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378744If this is news for you, I was just wondering, what's it like to be in the top 5? *For all* I'm too busy to begin with. Plus I'm hot. What good will that do in Heaven? Nope, I'm staying. I sure do hope all the christ tards will ascend and leave those of us with brains and hearts to repopulate and recivilize the world. Good ridenance. news no I just wanted to comment on the matter |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1301867 Australia 05/14/2011 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this whole May 21 thing fascinates me -- Quoting: Sugarelffor one thing, is it not impossible for the earth to be in one single 'date' ?? May 21 in the US, is May 22 in Japan i suppose the entire earth is in one single date for a brief moment - or are we ever ?? I was wondering the same thing. I think there must be a second where, at the International Date Line, when one day and the next day are the same for one millisecond??? No, it doesn't work like that and besides God loves north america the best so all second coming dates are in Eastern Pacific time LOL |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378669 United States 05/14/2011 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this whole May 21 thing fascinates me -- Quoting: Sugarelffor one thing, is it not impossible for the earth to be in one single 'date' ?? May 21 in the US, is May 22 in Japan i suppose the entire earth is in one single date for a brief moment - or are we ever ?? I was wondering the same thing. I think there must be a second where, at the International Date Line, when one day and the next day are the same for one millisecond??? No, it doesn't work like that and besides God loves north america the best so all second coming dates are in Eastern Pacific time LOL It happens at 6PM local time... [link to www.religiondispatches.org] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1383716 Sweden 05/14/2011 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ice convinced me it's true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383169Ice is deceived, been for a long time. Poor bloke that one. Campingites destroyed in this clip: Heretic Harold Camping: EXPOSED [link to www.youtube.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1113553 United States 05/14/2011 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The photo OP is using was on a meme poster back in 09. The rest of that picture shows cleavage and her hand resting on her hip on her brownish/reddish dress or skirt. I'm trying to find it. Maybe OP has the source copy somewhere and will share. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378669This is all I've been able to find so far: [link to i56.tinypic.com] Shhhh....the menfolk are enjoying the illusion. lol! Ha, yea I guess so. I was just hoping OP would share the original with us. Would be fun to track down the source and see what it is. Maybe there's a full set from a shoot even. |
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