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i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?

 
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05/14/2011 01:39 PM
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i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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05/14/2011 01:40 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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:winning:
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05/14/2011 01:41 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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:winner1:

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05/14/2011 01:42 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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no seriously, i have 2k that i worked hard to save, what can i do?
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05/14/2011 01:43 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
None , your liability insurance , workers compensation and permits will be over 10K$
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05/14/2011 01:43 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
LEarn to trade the Forex

Start with 1/4 of that, and never look back.
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05/14/2011 01:44 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Cloth diaper washing/delivery business?
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05/14/2011 01:44 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I bought a small piece of scrub land and started to do the clearing and clean up.

I'm starting survivalist pr0n shop for after the collapse. I bought several privacy tents and solar powered DVD players. And I'll just pimp out my own personal collection until I get the balls rolling.
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05/14/2011 01:45 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
None , your liability insurance , workers compensation and permits will be over 10K$
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i dont want workers and permits etc. that why its a SMALL BUSINESS, ill run it myself, im in a small town of 20K people, age 30-70 with $$
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05/14/2011 01:46 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
What skills do you have, OP?
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05/14/2011 01:47 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Lend the money with hight interest to any fool around you and you will become a......................

BANKER OR BANKSETER!!!!!!!!!!!

5a
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05/14/2011 01:48 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
What skills do you have, OP?
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Thats what i have been trying to figure out, all i can think of is sales and retail skills, none worthwhile :(
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05/14/2011 01:49 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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This , spend the 2 grand on a hydro set up with lights and earn that 2 grand back !!


Plus your growing meds. added bonus.
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05/14/2011 01:49 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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have a look at this:
[link to www.optimalmedia.net]
I have nothing to gain, however, I am getting involved in my city.
WorldCraze

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05/14/2011 01:52 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.
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05/14/2011 01:55 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
None , your liability insurance , workers compensation and permits will be over 10K$
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i dont want workers and permits etc. that why its a SMALL BUSINESS, ill run it myself, im in a small town of 20K people, age 30-70 with $$
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294231


That's what every small business has to pay , you may get away with worker comp . but will need accountant , It's game over for 'legal' small business
If you think about being hero , visit IRS website
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05/14/2011 01:58 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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no seriously, i have 2k that i worked hard to save, what can i do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294231


seriously, that's probably the only small business you could get into with that investment and hope to survive...with the skill set you mentioned.

when you have 200 grand. start a new thread and more opportunities will emerge.

stick to just selling weed to adults and you probably won't have many legal problems.

you'll also learn how to bring forth the fruits of the earth...create wealth... indispensable knowledge...
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05/14/2011 02:02 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
sales/retail skills are good. What is your passion?

I once asked an expert what type of businesses were good to pursue. She asked me what my passion was.

It took me a few years to get it. But I've been passionate about clean water for decades. Now I sell water filters. I couldn't have found a better fit for me.

$2000 is not much to start a business, but you can do it. If you enjoy retail, think about investing in a good EZ Up canopy, (Do you own a vehicle?), find a distributor of a product that you are both passionate about and believe in, invest about $1000 in the product and set up your booth at shows or venues that will attract your target market. You might have to sell on a cash basis only at first but once you get some money to reinvest, get yourself a merchant acct so you can accept credit cards. Get a smart phone and then get a terminal attachment for sliding credit cards.

If you find the right product or products that you have passion for, you will be able to get others excited too. Good luck!

I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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live modestly and prepare for inclement weather.
[link to www.highwaterfilters.com]
WorldCraze

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05/14/2011 02:03 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


no seriously, i have 2k that i worked hard to save, what can i do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294231


seriously, that's probably the only small business you could get into with that investment and hope to survive...with the skill set you mentioned.

when you have 200 grand. start a new thread and more opportunities will emerge.

stick to just selling weed to adults and you probably won't have many legal problems.

you'll also learn how to bring forth the fruits of the earth...create wealth... indispensable knowledge...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


Then, have a good plan to not spend the wealth, because you WILL be figured out when the smoke clears.
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05/14/2011 02:04 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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buy a hot dog cart and a bikini and get your big sister to wear it
Anonymous Coward
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05/14/2011 02:05 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Get into a 3D printer (lease), advertise like crazy, and you'll set yourself up very well for the future.

Or, simply advertise, farm out the work, and do the same...
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05/14/2011 02:06 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I think I can help you; I'll send you a letter with details... lol
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05/14/2011 02:08 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I think I can help you; I'll send you a letter with details... lol
 Quoting: Nigerian businessman 1383282


AHHHH HA, your the one, lol

Im still getting emails from you, I just dont have a bank account.

lol
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05/14/2011 02:09 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


no seriously, i have 2k that i worked hard to save, what can i do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294231


seriously, that's probably the only small business you could get into with that investment and hope to survive...with the skill set you mentioned.

when you have 200 grand. start a new thread and more opportunities will emerge.

stick to just selling weed to adults and you probably won't have many legal problems.

you'll also learn how to bring forth the fruits of the earth...create wealth... indispensable knowledge...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


Then, have a good plan to not spend the wealth, because you WILL be figured out when the smoke clears.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


when a man plants seeds into his own land and cultivates his own crops... and sells the product that HE created to consenting adults...

it would pretty much take diving intervention for anything to point a finger of judgment at him.

why do you think the war on drugs was such a failure?

because the war itself amounts to murder and armed robbery.

live free.
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05/14/2011 02:09 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
counterfeiting, the feds do it
Deus Ex

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05/14/2011 02:11 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Buy some crack...
Get some ho's.
Give crack to ho's.
Ho's turn tricks.
Ho's give you money for tricks,
Use money to buy more crack for more ho's.

Simple
Anonymous Coward
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05/14/2011 02:15 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
With sales and retail as your background - plus $2,000... I think you could set-up a really great lemonade stand, in a good location...

All kidding aside - it is not a bad idea - everyone likes nostalgia, and a lemonade drink is healthy!!!

Be creative with it, and I bet you could turn it into a booming business, and have a lot of fun!!!
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05/14/2011 02:17 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Buy some crack...
Get some ho's.
Give crack to ho's.
Ho's turn tricks.
Ho's give you money for tricks,
Use money to buy more crack for more ho's.

Simple
 Quoting: Deus Ex


Yep - supply, demand, and management skills at work - the formula for success of any business!!!
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05/14/2011 02:27 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Op Learn to read 1,2,3, top & bottom formatiom & or head & sholders top & bottom on the silver Chart, when the bottom is set in silver, start buying Phisical silver. & never tell anyone one. Buy and hold untill Bob Chapman says to sell. YOU WILL DO VERY WELL!
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05/14/2011 02:31 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.

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