i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?

become a drug dealer.

:winning:

:winner1:

no seriously, i have 2k that i worked hard to save, what can i do?

None , your liability insurance , workers compensation and permits will be over 10K$

LEarn to trade the Forex

Start with 1/4 of that, and never look back.

Cloth diaper washing/delivery business?

I bought a small piece of scrub land and started to do the clearing and clean up.

I'm starting survivalist pr0n shop for after the collapse. I bought several privacy tents and solar powered DVD players. And I'll just pimp out my own personal collection until I get the balls rolling.

i dont want workers and permits etc. that why its a SMALL BUSINESS, ill run it myself, im in a small town of 20K people, age 30-70 with $$

What skills do you have, OP?

Lend the money with hight interest to any fool around you and you will become a......................

BANKER OR BANKSETER!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats what i have been trying to figure out, all i can think of is sales and retail skills, none worthwhile :(

This , spend the 2 grand on a hydro set up with lights and earn that 2 grand back !!


Plus your growing meds. added bonus.

have a look at this:
[link to www.optimalmedia.net]
I have nothing to gain, however, I am getting involved in my city.

its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.

That's what every small business has to pay , you may get away with worker comp . but will need accountant , It's game over for 'legal' small business
If you think about being hero , visit IRS website

seriously, that's probably the only small business you could get into with that investment and hope to survive...with the skill set you mentioned.

when you have 200 grand. start a new thread and more opportunities will emerge.

stick to just selling weed to adults and you probably won't have many legal problems.

you'll also learn how to bring forth the fruits of the earth...create wealth... indispensable knowledge...

sales/retail skills are good. What is your passion?

I once asked an expert what type of businesses were good to pursue. She asked me what my passion was.

It took me a few years to get it. But I've been passionate about clean water for decades. Now I sell water filters. I couldn't have found a better fit for me.

$2000 is not much to start a business, but you can do it. If you enjoy retail, think about investing in a good EZ Up canopy, (Do you own a vehicle?), find a distributor of a product that you are both passionate about and believe in, invest about $1000 in the product and set up your booth at shows or venues that will attract your target market. You might have to sell on a cash basis only at first but once you get some money to reinvest, get yourself a merchant acct so you can accept credit cards. Get a smart phone and then get a terminal attachment for sliding credit cards.

If you find the right product or products that you have passion for, you will be able to get others excited too. Good luck!

Then, have a good plan to not spend the wealth, because you WILL be figured out when the smoke clears.

buy a hot dog cart and a bikini and get your big sister to wear it

Get into a 3D printer (lease), advertise like crazy, and you'll set yourself up very well for the future.

Or, simply advertise, farm out the work, and do the same...

I think I can help you; I'll send you a letter with details... lol

AHHHH HA, your the one, lol

Im still getting emails from you, I just dont have a bank account.

lol

when a man plants seeds into his own land and cultivates his own crops... and sells the product that HE created to consenting adults...

it would pretty much take diving intervention for anything to point a finger of judgment at him.

why do you think the war on drugs was such a failure?

because the war itself amounts to murder and armed robbery.

live free.

counterfeiting, the feds do it

Buy some crack...
Get some ho's.
Give crack to ho's.
Ho's turn tricks.
Ho's give you money for tricks,
Use money to buy more crack for more ho's.

Simple

With sales and retail as your background - plus $2,000... I think you could set-up a really great lemonade stand, in a good location...

All kidding aside - it is not a bad idea - everyone likes nostalgia, and a lemonade drink is healthy!!!

Be creative with it, and I bet you could turn it into a booming business, and have a lot of fun!!!

Yep - supply, demand, and management skills at work - the formula for success of any business!!!

Op Learn to read 1,2,3, top & bottom formatiom & or head & sholders top & bottom on the silver Chart, when the bottom is set in silver, start buying Phisical silver. & never tell anyone one. Buy and hold untill Bob Chapman says to sell. YOU WILL DO VERY WELL!

What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.