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i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?

 
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05/14/2011 02:33 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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Check this out. You can purchase food products from here [link to www.freefood2go.com] and sell it at your local flea market or farmers market. Just bring some already prepared in a crock pot and give away free samples. I sell 2 serving pouches for between $3.00 and $4.00 and my cost about $1.25. Wal-Mart sells a similar product for $6.00 for a two serving pouch. If you are interested in marketing to others you can get others to join the co-op and your food will cost you nothing!
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05/14/2011 02:35 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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05/14/2011 02:37 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.
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What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


I found a system that works, go to this link

[link to www.trade2win.com]

Get a demo account from somewhere, and start practicing.

Your going to put in alot of hours learning, but it will pay off.
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05/14/2011 02:39 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Become a Pimp ??
Wait !!
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05/14/2011 02:40 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Buy some land. Learn how to grow your own food.
Start selling your excess.
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05/14/2011 02:40 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


I found a system that works, go to this link

[link to www.trade2win.com]

Get a demo account from somewhere, and start practicing.

Your going to put in alot of hours learning, but it will pay off.
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Thanks very much.
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05/14/2011 02:41 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
OP buy a USED PUSH lawn mower, buy an ad in your local newspaper for a month at a time, and start mowing lawns for as many people as possible.
Also, tell them all that you do handy man work and other odd jobs too.
Save as much as you can - don't spend it. Re-Invest later in a bigger business.
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05/14/2011 02:41 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Hot dog cart? You could do specialty sausages like Elk if you wanted. There is a guy in Denver with a cart called Biker's Jims. It's hugely popular. Or if you do regular hot dogs...make sure you offer lots of condiments. You could also do a lunch truck.

I also like the diaper idea.
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05/14/2011 02:43 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Whatever you decide to do, spend as little of that $2000 as you can to get it going. Start a service that requires little cash outlay.
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05/14/2011 02:44 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
2k is enough to start some kind of web based business, like a web presence provider or designer or something
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05/14/2011 02:44 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Sell cheap imported Chinese-made household goods in a low-rent
district.

You'll need at least $1,000 to buy product, and the other $1,000 for rental space for a couple of Months.

Soon, you'll be the next Sam Walton and you'll be competing with Walmart.
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05/14/2011 02:46 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


I found a system that works, go to this link

[link to www.trade2win.com]

Get a demo account from somewhere, and start practicing.

Your going to put in alot of hours learning, but it will pay off.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


Thanks very much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


RIght on, No problem, Now, you have 26 hours to get up to speed.
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05/14/2011 02:50 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
affordable Home security. There are sites you can get easy set up systems, inexpensive, you install, look at 100% profit when deal done.

Go door to door, and get referrals, no jobs, equals more crime,

Simple wireless but effective systems.
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05/14/2011 02:51 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
None , your liability insurance , workers compensation and permits will be over 10K$
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thats bs


i run a business for much less than that:

$150 in corporate activity tax (CAT Tax) for license to operate and under $700 in insurance per year

the biggest cost would be the tax return, but i do my own since i have an accounting degree

and btw workers comp is not required for sole proprietors
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05/14/2011 02:51 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
buy a lawnmower brushcutter and a blower, cut rich peoples grass.any moron can do it...thats if u dont wanna sell drugs.
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05/14/2011 02:53 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Sell cheap imported Chinese-made household goods in a low-rent
district.

You'll need at least $1,000 to buy product, and the other $1,000 for rental space for a couple of Months.

Soon, you'll be the next Sam Walton and you'll be competing with Walmart.
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if you use your home instead of rent space then a percentage of utilities and other costs would be tax deductible
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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Banking... Best bang for the buck.....1rof1
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05/14/2011 02:54 PM
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I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294231

Check this out. You can purchase food products from here [link to www.5298.freefood2go.com] and sell it at your local flea market or farmers market. Just bring some already prepared in a crock pot and give away free samples. I sell 2 serving pouches for between $3.00 and $4.00 and my cost about $1.25. Wal-Mart sells a similar product for $6.00 for a two serving pouch. If you are interested in marketing to others you can get others to join the co-op and your food will cost you nothing!
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This concept here works and you can make a couple hundred bucks working a few hours on the weekend. Nearly everyone who tries the product either buys some or joins the co-op. Be sure to have a lap top so you can sign people up on the spot or order larger quantities of the product for them..
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What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


I found a system that works, go to this link

[link to www.trade2win.com]

Get a demo account from somewhere, and start practicing.

Your going to put in alot of hours learning, but it will pay off.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


Thanks very much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


RIght on, No problem, Now, you have 26 hours to get up to speed.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


Forex opens at 5 EST on Sundays. Learning.

Those study skills I used getting a MA may yet come in handy.
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05/14/2011 02:55 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


[link to www.babypips.com]

This place has a pretty good 'school' and an active forum.
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05/14/2011 02:58 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


[link to www.babypips.com]

This place has a pretty good 'school' and an active forum.
 Quoting: Pok


Thanks, I'll check it out.
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05/14/2011 02:59 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
its tuff call,

Could do little landscaping, clean-ups and lawn maintance, but you really need to think long term, then build the business from ground up, to a few crews.

Small yards, dirt cheap, fast, in and out.

But thats work,

Like I said, get into the Currency trading game, get good at it, and never look back.
 Quoting: WorldCraze


What do you recommend to get started in learning currency trading? Any training sites or books you like?

I'm tired of being chronically poor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301574


[link to www.babypips.com]

This place has a pretty good 'school' and an active forum.
 Quoting: Pok


Yeah, the school part is awesome, learn alot at that forum..
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05/14/2011 03:01 PM
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Sorry but even if you are not going to have emploees,or even if you work out of your home or your car. If it is a leagel busness, that 2 grand will be in government hands and you still will not have all the permits and paper work paid for. I guess as much as I hate to say it, there right DRUGS.
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05/14/2011 03:01 PM

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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
None , your liability insurance , workers compensation and permits will be over 10K$
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i dont want workers and permits etc. that why its a SMALL BUSINESS, ill run it myself, im in a small town of 20K people, age 30-70 with $$
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294231


That's what every small business has to pay , you may get away with worker comp . but will need accountant , It's game over for 'legal' small business
If you think about being hero , visit IRS website
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You ain't just whistlin' dixie. 'Small business' my but.
'Don't want workers, permits etc' boy is he in for a surprise.
Live your life with integrity; and without envy hate or greed. Express your love to your family every day.

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05/14/2011 03:10 PM
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ignore the advice from someone who obviously doesn't know a thing about what he/she is talking about.

I started my business in Nov. and the business license fees are not that much if you intend to make enough to support yourself. If you plan to make a couple thousand bucks, the fees may be more than you want to pay.

If you are starting a retail business it might behoove you to go talk to someone at a local economic development agency. They may at least be able to give you advice on what permits you'll need.

Sorry but even if you are not going to have emploees,or even if you work out of your home or your car. If it is a leagel busness, that 2 grand will be in government hands and you still will not have all the permits and paper work paid for. I guess as much as I hate to say it, there right DRUGS.
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05/14/2011 03:11 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294231

Check this out. You can purchase food products from here [link to www.5298.freefood2go.com] and sell it at your local flea market or farmers market. Just bring some already prepared in a crock pot and give away free samples. I sell 2 serving pouches for between $3.00 and $4.00 and my cost about $1.25. Wal-Mart sells a similar product for $6.00 for a two serving pouch. If you are interested in marketing to others you can get others to join the co-op and your food will cost you nothing!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383306


This concept here works and you can make a couple hundred bucks working a few hours on the weekend. Nearly everyone who tries the product either buys some or joins the co-op. Be sure to have a lap top so you can sign people up on the spot or order larger quantities of the product for them..
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What the hell, I'll give it a shot. Thx for the link.
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05/14/2011 03:14 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Start a brothel. Run it by hand until you can afford to hire some whores. Winning!
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Post-rapture pet boarding.
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start a lending circle. but not a ladies sitting around swapping recipies and talking jive type lending circle. a lending circle where your goal is to have 2 million dollars in cash to lend in less than 2 years rather than the 2 thou you have now. find some people with jobs who need a bit of extra to get them through the month then write a legal contract (do it yourself dont pay some asshole lawyer, also later on this will help you because you should start a secondary company, even though its just still you, who handles the documentation side of things) anyway the legal contract should get the repayments made straight to you on the day that they get their paycheck. make sure your interest rate is no less than 25% a month.
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
LEarn to trade the Forex

Start with 1/4 of that, and never look back.




Seconded, BUT fully understand Margin Calls before your first trade.

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