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i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?

 
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05/14/2011 03:27 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I pay no liability, no workers comp and the permits I paid were: Washington State business license: $30, Employee Identification Number Application: $150.

None , your liability insurance , workers compensation and permits will be over 10K$
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thats bs


i run a business for much less than that:

$150 in corporate activity tax (CAT Tax) for license to operate and under $700 in insurance per year

the biggest cost would be the tax return, but i do my own since i have an accounting degree

and btw workers comp is not required for sole proprietors
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05/14/2011 03:28 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Buy some land. Learn how to grow your own food.
Start selling your excess.
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where can he get land for 2k and how much?

india?
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05/14/2011 03:30 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
what city are you nearest too, if your near east coast consider a espresso cart on the sidewalk. if you make a good cup of espresso like starbucks you can make a fortune locate near a skyscraper where people can smoke a ciggerette and be personal you can rake in 3-5 hundred a day but you need experience get a job somewhere and learn how to make the many different drinks. t buy your euipment, but to jump in w/o exper you are doomed to fail
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05/14/2011 03:33 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
what city are you nearest too, if your near east coast consider a espresso cart on the sidewalk. if you make a good cup of espresso like starbucks you can make a fortune locate near a skyscraper where people can smoke a ciggerette and be personal you can rake in 3-5 hundred a day but you need experience get a job somewhere and learn how to make the many different drinks. t buy your euipment, but to jump in w/o exper you are doomed to fail
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I like it!
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05/14/2011 03:37 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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Check this out. You can purchase food products from here [link to www.5298.freefood2go.com] and sell it at your local flea market or farmers market. Just bring some already prepared in a crock pot and give away free samples. I sell 2 serving pouches for between $3.00 and $4.00 and my cost about $1.25. Wal-Mart sells a similar product for $6.00 for a two serving pouch. If you are interested in marketing to others you can get others to join the co-op and your food will cost you nothing!
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This concept here works and you can make a couple hundred bucks working a few hours on the weekend. Nearly everyone who tries the product either buys some or joins the co-op. Be sure to have a lap top so you can sign people up on the spot or order larger quantities of the product for them..
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What the hell, I'll give it a shot. Thx for the link.
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05/14/2011 03:39 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
mac n cheese franchise
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05/14/2011 03:59 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Summer is almost here, buy an Ice cream cart on ebay and stock it with ice cream. If you can secure the right location you may make enough to take off during the colder months and do it again next year.
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05/14/2011 04:05 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
yea, bad place to ask how to make money. i am sure most of these guys are sitting at in their parents basement.

also, forget about forex. its something like 95% of people lose money. and the 5% that do arent on this board.

think out of the box.

try ebay, and alibaba.com. find a niche you know, and start from there.

i once met a guy who traveled throughout eastern europe buying old used books, and re-selling them in london.

i met another guy who bought lighters from china, and sold them to gas stations.
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05/14/2011 04:10 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Office cleaning, retail building cleaning, window washing...
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05/14/2011 04:16 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Vegas!
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05/14/2011 04:47 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Personally, I am intrigued about this forex thing, and am slowly making my way through the school tutorial thing at [link to www.babypips.com] that someone posted earlier.
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05/14/2011 05:11 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Become a prostitute,you only have to pay for an ad,cell phone and some condoms.Your clients will be mostly men,but thats something you get adapted to easily.You prob will need less then 100 bucks investment.Can it be more cheap? pimp
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05/14/2011 05:22 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
There are actually some pretty good ideas in this thread. Even the ones that are meant to be humorous show that it only takes a creative mind to make it in this world.
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05/14/2011 05:28 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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05/14/2011 05:31 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Because I think you are serious I am going to answer you seriously.

This is a small business I thought about when my daughters were small.

Kids love stickers!

So, start a web site that has a bazillion different stickers that kids would like and will badger their parents into buying for them.

Stickers have multiple advantages, you can store huge quantities in a small space, and they can ship in an envelope.

Let me know how it works out and I will send my address so you can send me ten percent of gross
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2011 01:51 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I would hold on to the 2K and work for somebody else. This is not the right economic climate for starting a business, plus 2k isn't really enough anyway.
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05/15/2011 01:56 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
with 2 grand you cant really do shit

are u unemployed? just keep doing what u did to get the 2 grand.

maybe explaining yourself more would help, moran.
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05/15/2011 02:14 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Office cleaning, retail building cleaning, window washing...
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This is the only sensible suggestion you've gotten.
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05/15/2011 02:24 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Why spend 2k, when all everyone needs is just $1...
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05/15/2011 02:25 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
buy and sell stuff on ebay. You can start up an online store called "In My Day" and go around to thrift shops, donation centers and estate sales and buy well made, non China made, non toxic items that aren't crap. Like for example, nothing beats cotton pillow cases from the 50's and earlier. Even better if they are embroidered. Or actual real Lenox bone china that has sold on Ebay for hundreds or thousands of dollars and Ive seen at estate sales and craig's list for 40 bucks. And old school Schwinn mens bicycles. Find one for cheap, take the rust off the chrome with aluminum foil and water and viola, someone will fork over $100-$200+
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05/15/2011 02:26 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Buy cheap n nasty Chink counterfeits and flog them on ebay for a huge markup.
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05/15/2011 02:28 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
or haw about a radiation detection business? Or lie detector biz?
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Lemonade?


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05/15/2011 02:30 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I read an article once of a gal who washed windows. Her equipment was a step ladder, bucket, big sponge, squeegee and a bottle of vinegar (leaves no streaks). She made a 6 figure income most years she wanted to as she had almost zero competition working the better neighborhoods.
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05/15/2011 02:32 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Real estate.

You can buy up plots in Detroit for $90 +$1000 in costs then sell in a few years for an easy $10,000.
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05/15/2011 02:42 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Ponzi scheme.
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05/15/2011 10:00 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Real estate.

You can buy up plots in Detroit for $90 +$1000 in costs then sell in a few years for an easy $10,000.
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Then, after you purchase, you need to hire poeple to maintain the plots, with loaded guns, and police escort, until you sell them, For $10,000, lol..
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05/15/2011 10:07 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
$2,000 ?

that's like pocket money
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05/15/2011 10:09 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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invest in food and a an escape plan for d day
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05/15/2011 10:32 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Because I think you are serious I am going to answer you seriously.

This is a small business I thought about when my daughters were small.

Kids love stickers!

So, start a web site that has a bazillion different stickers that kids would like and will badger their parents into buying for them.

Stickers have multiple advantages, you can store huge quantities in a small space, and they can ship in an envelope.

Let me know how it works out and I will send my address so you can send me ten percent of gross
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1382064


Now this is an awesome idea banana2
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