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i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?

 
ibelieve
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08/04/2011 11:52 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
with the rate of inflation and coming crash, 2000 wont even buy you a lemon aid stand
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08/05/2011 12:18 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
LEarn to trade the Forex

Start with 1/4 of that, and never look back.
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Have you got a program or a method?
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08/12/2011 04:25 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
You don't need tens of thousands of dollars to start a business. The fact that people think you do is what keeps so many from never starting one, or from failing at it if they do. They spend all their money on offices and employees instead of on activities that actually create revenue. I own two small businesses that earn me very good money. If I were to start over with just a little money, I would start out with this:

[link to www.web-purchases.com (secure)]

I bought a copy of this for my son in law last year when he got laid off from his job and he started a business within 30 days using the ideas from this book. No, I don't get paid for recommending it, I just think it would be a good thing if more people had the info in this book and were able to get away from being wage slaves. It's worth ten times what they charge for it if you actually read and digest and ACT on what is in it.

Good luck, and don't listen to all the idiots on this site telling you can't start a business. I'll bet none of the ones telling you that have successful businesses.

And that's my second piece of advice...never take advice on starting a business from anyone who hasn't already done it themselves.
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Whats the name of this book? the website you provide doesnt have the correct info on this book.

Thanks in Advance,

Dan
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
This business is amazing and exploding for me! It has all the qualities I was looking for in a business.
CHECK IT OUT by going to this link.

[link to www.infinity100.com]
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isn't that mlm type scam?
 Quoting: Ossiel


Scam.

OP, you need to start a REAL business, a LEGAL business, forget about dope dealing and stupid internet pyramid games and online trading and the like. I'd stay away from anything involving serving food, too, WAY too much paperwork/red tape/licensing headaches. Also anything requiring a ton of inventory, or a brick and mortar storefront or office are going to be way out of your budget as a start up.

There are lots of small service businesses you can start without a ton of money. It's also possible to start an online business with relatively little money, although you WOULD need to get quite a lot of knowledge before even considering that.

My son in law started a residential window washing business with guidance from the book I recommended earlier in this thread. He's not making millions but he's making what most would consider a good full time living and his business is only a little under a year old. That book is not just bunk or hype it is how to actually start a little business like that, find customers, etc. If I remember there were about 15 or 20 different businesses to choose from, and you could use the same model for others. I won't post the link again, too many idiots on this thread accusing me of shilling, but I promise you if you are serious about starting a small LEGAL, LEGIT business you can find what you are looking for in that book. Good luck to you.
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Whats the name of the book? the link you provided is not available. Please provide the name or a better link....
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08/12/2011 05:29 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
ever watch storage wars?

I do this part time and make a small fortune.

keep an eye on the legals in your local paper or get to know your storge site owner and managers regionally. find out when the are auctioning off sheds of defaulters. win a few auctions sell the stuff on craigslist or ebay.

best deal i've done was to win a shed for $800 and made $13k off it. i have yet to loose $. i typically pull $500-3K per shed.

and i usually win the auction from $50-$500. you'll want a truck, enclosed trailer or rent a uhaul and a place to store you winning. sometime ill just re-rent the shed i won depending on what i estimate my return. if you rent some retail space and open a resale shop.

good luck.
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08/12/2011 05:31 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Gay porn
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08/12/2011 05:32 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
with that investment you could have an income of €1500 clean each month...
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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Porn!!!

Buy a cheap camera, adn find some hot stripper that needs money. pay her a couple of hundred to get busy with her and film it make sure she signs a release that has in the fine print that she forfeits all rights and royalties in the production. Then sell it to some crappy porn website or make your own website

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IK

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08/17/2011 04:18 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
become a drug dealer.
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no seriously, i have 2k that i worked hard to save, what can i do?
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sell yourself,open a whore house in your name.hire a maid,and lease her out too.
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08/17/2011 04:21 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I would start selling bugout bags to parents sending their kids off to college. Fresh bugout bag for the fall season.
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08/17/2011 04:24 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
$ 2000 can barely buy lunch! try putting it in an IRA another words, hang on to it! maybe start your own catering biz? you have to have a food license, biz cards, pay for advertising, gas - supplies -
cheap advertising in a church bulliten and word of mouth , other than that there isnt much you can do with that , seriously! sorry OP.
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08/17/2011 06:21 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
It all comes down to compounding profits, bottom line.

Compounding, compounding, compounding.

If you start with $2 today, and double that every day, for 22 days, end results, $1,048,576
 Quoting: WorldCraze



So pray tell, how does one do this?????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309684


I don't think it IS possible, I think the poster was just pointing out a principle of growing your business, that is, don't confuse your nest egg with your cash cow. Most people, when they start a small business, live off/spend the revenue instead of plowing it back into the business to make it grow. So their business always stays small.

If you start out with only $2000, as a first goal you may try to double the net value of your business to $4000.

Most people instead make the mistake of trying to earn more income from their business. The first thing to think about should be the value of the business, not how much you can milk from it.
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Right spend a week searching for a good used car

preferably older in great condition, be very choosy
Turn it over and resell at 50%or more Rinse and repeat!
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I recommend that you try a network marketing company. If you want to provide great products that help people and are good with talking to people it can be a great opportunity for you.
If you want more info just google some of the most popular Network Marketing companies. Find something that resonates with you and go for it.
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10/16/2012 12:33 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
I'm not sure of any small business you could start for $2,000 that would actually pay the bills. I spent $50k on a small business and that was barely enough to make a profitable business. Grow weed, that's the only thing you can make a living doing with such a small investment.
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10/16/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Buy hosting for a year (less than $100), buy a couple of domain names and make websites.

And if you don't know anything about it, learn.

Small investment, huge potential.
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10/16/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Install peep show machines at willing Apu Marts, then just sit back and start counting $$$.
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
well my suggestion would be to start a party rental business;from home. Start with tables and chairs then add more items,as you increase your pfofit and then when you can afford to move into a commercial area do so.
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11/30/2012 02:28 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Mobile pet grooming
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I have 2 grand, what small business can I start? Im good in sales/retail etc.
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www.sendoutcards.com/151301
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11/30/2012 07:25 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
you could start a vending company...might be a bit more though to get a machine the red box machines are interesting you could see about one of those.
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11/30/2012 07:48 AM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
Forget a business. It is too late for that.

See if you can buy some land in a rural area that is in a Safe Location. Find someone to go in on the price if necessary.

And, of course, the only place to find what is a Safe Location (no location is totally safe) is zetatalk!
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
create and sell ebooks over the internet. or software.
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11/30/2012 05:00 PM
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Re: i have $2,000 dollars, what small business should i start?
take that 2000 dollars and go buy a quality ar15 and 2500 rds of ammo

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