It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation

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It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation
Seraphim User ID: 1383550 United States 05/14/2011 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation In a deep monotone voice... 1) The interpretation of the data was flawed. I should have used the Gregorian calendar and not Hebraic one. Mark your calendars for next year. Keep the money coming. 2) There was an earthquake in Indonesia and this was a sign from the Lord that judgement is coming, but has been delayed. The flooding of the Miss river is another sign. Did I mention I have a Pay pal account? 3) Jesus did come back and we're setting up his Kingdom on earth...change of planes. MasterCard and Visa accepted.

Seraphim (OP) User ID: 1383550 United States 05/14/2011 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation 4) The rapture doctrine wasn't right...judgement still happens on Oct 21'st. Sorry for the confusion. Cash donations preferred.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1226659 United States 05/14/2011 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation In a deep monotone voice... 1) The interpretation of the data was flawed. I should have used the Gregorian calendar and not Hebraic one. Mark your calendars for next year. Keep the money coming. 2) There was an earthquake in Indonesia and this was a sign from the Lord that judgement is coming, but has been delayed. The flooding of the Miss river is another sign. Did I mention I have a Pay pal account? 3) Jesus did come back and we're setting up his Kingdom on earth...change of planes. MasterCard and Visa accepted. Quoting: Seraphim 1383550 Well that settles it then. Would you take a personal check?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1348642 United States 05/14/2011 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation In a deep monotone voice... 1) The interpretation of the data was flawed. I should have used the Gregorian calendar and not Hebraic one. Mark your calendars for next year. Keep the money coming. 2) There was an earthquake in Indonesia and this was a sign from the Lord that judgement is coming, but has been delayed. The flooding of the Miss river is another sign. Did I mention I have a Pay pal account? 3) Jesus did come back and we're setting up his Kingdom on earth...change of planes. MasterCard and Visa accepted. Quoting: Seraphim 1383550
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1112577 United States 05/14/2011 06:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation God said he couldn't find anyone worth taking!
Seraphim (OP) User ID: 1383550 United States 05/14/2011 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation In a deep monotone voice... 1) The interpretation of the data was flawed. I should have used the Gregorian calendar and not Hebraic one. Mark your calendars for next year. Keep the money coming. 2) There was an earthquake in Indonesia and this was a sign from the Lord that judgement is coming, but has been delayed. The flooding of the Miss river is another sign. Did I mention I have a Pay pal account? 3) Jesus did come back and we're setting up his Kingdom on earth...change of planes. MasterCard and Visa accepted. Quoting: Seraphim 1383550 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348642 Aren't we supposed to stone this guy if he's wrong, according to the god (no CAPs there) of the O.T.?
Seraphim (OP) User ID: 1383550 United States 05/14/2011 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation Seriously though, the new focus will be on Oct. 21st after 21 May comes & goes.

antikythera User ID: 1030102 United States 05/14/2011 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation Seriously though, the new focus will be on Oct. 21st after 21 May comes & goes. Quoting: Seraphim 1383550 I'd lock the old coot up. 89 years or not. In San Quentin. The wolves among you will devour the sheep. :orbsig: :ninjalapirate: Art Homepage, [link to pondcypress.deviantart.com] Hand carved skull and cross available for purchase, [link to www.artfire.com]
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1383550 United States 05/14/2011 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation Seriously though, the new focus will be on Oct. 21st after 21 May comes & goes. Quoting: Seraphim 1383550 I'd lock the old coot up. 89 years or not. In San Quentin. Quoting: antikythera Agreed. My fear is that many folks will end it after this date b/c they can't deal with not being rap/ruptured. Reminds me of Heaven's Gate.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1325079 United Kingdom 05/14/2011 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation on the vid some said they sold there homes cars, will they house them,will the church help them specially them with kids, i dont think he should be jailed dont forget thats what makes america america , freedom of the people to speak and congregate an do whatever they want , init ,
antikythera User ID: 1030102 United States 05/14/2011 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's May 22nd...no Rapture...here's the explanation Seriously though, the new focus will be on Oct. 21st after 21 May comes & goes. Quoting: Seraphim 1383550 I'd lock the old coot up. 89 years or not. In San Quentin. Quoting: antikythera Agreed. My fear is that many folks will end it after this date b/c they can't deal with not being rap/ruptured. Reminds me of Heaven's Gate. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383550 On a much larger scale. The weak in spirit/thought always gravitate to these leeches of humanity. The wolves among you will devour the sheep. :orbsig: :ninjalapirate: Art Homepage, [link to pondcypress.deviantart.com] Hand carved skull and cross available for purchase, [link to www.artfire.com]
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