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I talked to an illuminatie's son.

 
A.D. Life
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I talked to an illuminatie's son.
The wife and I went to Friches Big Boy for breakfast the other day. We had our 10 month old daughter with us and she was being cute in the high chair an all. Then all of the sudden this guy from the left of us started talking to us and asking us questions. Well he had stated that he used to work as a nurse in the birthing unit at a hospital and all that jazz, but then he asked my wife where she worked and if they were hiring. Then he asked me. I gave him the address to my work and all that jazz as well.

He then proceded to ask if we were happy with our President. I told him "I try not to get into political conversations with people" he then said "Well don't you vote" and I preceded to tell him "Yes I do, I just don't want to talk about that stuff at breakfast". He then said he has DVD's that proves that Obama is liar and should not be prez...then he went on to say, that his parents were Illuminatie. I ignored him and noticed then that he had a bump on his head the size of a giant pickle. Wonder if that is his mind control device.

Just thought I would post this seeing how it's been a long time since i've posted.
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05/15/2011 02:04 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
I have a feeling the guy was pulling your chain OP...you did the right thing by not talking politics with the goose egg guy :)~
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05/15/2011 02:09 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
Wonder if that is his mind control device.
 Quoting: A.D. Life


you had me up to there sparky
norespect

lol


yeah... random people can say some pretty random things.
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05/15/2011 02:12 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
propoganda

I agree, it's good the level of mindcontrol was obvious to you, I'm typically suspicious of those who wish to discuss the elite.

As a drone I feel its my duty to avoid conversation that could result in some manner of reporting to superior humans. It's best to simply consume as much nutrients as your allotment of trading paper will allow and not think on such things.

I don't think I will report you. I once voiced an opinion about our privious overlord bush, and a fellow drone said he would not report me. It was the best thing that ever happened to me, and eye opening.

I hope that you do well, and you enjoyed your morning nutrient allotment.


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'who is it that gets together in mobs and hunts down, tortures and kills people who are different from them? Who is it that teaches modesty, courtesy, and generosity but lives in depravity, rudeness and greed? Who is it that can gather together the time, energy and money to murder millions and destroy cities for the sake of a flag, Deity, or economic system? Not weirdos, not kooks, or cranks or nuts. It's the "Normal" people who do those things...' -Some book somewhere
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05/15/2011 05:33 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
I just ordered my food and off the breakfast bar and got up and he said thank you as he was leaving....for what I wonder?? Did he take over my mind?!?!?!? I'm freakin out now!!
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05/15/2011 05:37 AM

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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
So his parents lived in Upper Bavaria in the late 18th century? Dude must be pretty old
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05/15/2011 05:38 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
did you and your wife not give him information about where you worked. He could be nuts and that thing on his head,a tumor and maybe he steals kids for the illumanti. Either way, not looking good i don't think.
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05/15/2011 05:41 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
I just ordered my food and off the breakfast bar and got up and he said thank you as he was leaving....for what I wonder?? Did he take over my mind?!?!?!? I'm freakin out now!!
 Quoting: A.D. Life


YOU TOLD HIM WHERE YOU WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you MUST go back there for Breakfast EVERY DAY until you see him again!!!! Then tell him the secret passphrase, "THE GOOSE SWIMS WITH ITS LEGS UNDERWATER". This will stop him from LIQUIDIZING YOU AND UR WIFE adn REPLACING YOU WITH ZOMBIES!!!!!!

damned zombies
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05/15/2011 05:48 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
No, you didn't.
You just talked with some nutty loser.
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05/15/2011 05:54 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
stupidlikeafox got it correct. The illuminate is a term used now today by the simple minded people who can not grasp the truth that so many people have the same ideas of how things work best together.
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05/16/2011 01:30 AM
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
did you and your wife not give him information about where you worked. He could be nuts and that thing on his head,a tumor and maybe he steals kids for the illumanti. Either way, not looking good i don't think.
 Quoting: mabb


I told him my company info not where I worked.
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
I just ordered my food and off the breakfast bar and got up and he said thank you as he was leaving....for what I wonder?? Did he take over my mind?!?!?!? I'm freakin out now!!
 Quoting: A.D. Life


YOU TOLD HIM WHERE YOU WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you MUST go back there for Breakfast EVERY DAY until you see him again!!!! Then tell him the secret passphrase, "THE GOOSE SWIMS WITH ITS LEGS UNDERWATER". This will stop him from LIQUIDIZING YOU AND UR WIFE adn REPLACING YOU WITH ZOMBIES!!!!!!

damned zombies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146384


lol thats funny, I told him my company not my place of work.
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
$20 says your pickleheaded breakfast companion posts here.

lmao
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Re: I talked to an illuminatie's son.
there's a time and place to say 'fuck off asshole'.

just sayin'

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