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Your favorite utensil (doom break)

 
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05/15/2011 03:52 PM
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Your favorite utensil (doom break)
Doom break! Doom fast?

What's your favorite utensil? You can only pick one, so no "fork and knife", only fork or only knife. I think the most useful would be a steak knife, but I think my favorite are chop sticks. I don't know why, I just like using them. I think it may have to do with being a little bit of a snob. Not everyone has the manual dexterity to use chop sticks, I can use them though, haha! My only qualm about them though is that it's rather hard to dine on a porterhouse and a baked potato...
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05/15/2011 03:56 PM

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Re: Your favorite utensil (doom break)
The spork. :)

Stab and scoop.

Last Edited by Debauchery on 05/15/2011 03:56 PM
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Re: Your favorite utensil (doom break)
Good one! lol, I remember using them in my high school cafeteria days. Ahhh, good times.
“Through me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric moved:
To rear me was the task of Power divine,
Supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

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