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Brazilian women now have the right to watch porn and masturbate at work.

 
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05/15/2011 06:13 PM
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Brazilian women now have the right to watch porn and masturbate at work.
[link to scallywagandvagabond.com]

Ladies, are you in the mood to release some stress?

Never mind decorum, it’s time to give women the leg room (pun intended) to galvanize their rights and of course their femminity. It might also help if you have a chemical imbalance:

jezebel: Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old accountant, has a chemical imbalance. She suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She finds that masturbating helps… for a little while. According to Guanabee, Bezerra explains:

“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”

47 times? Personally I can understand 19 times, after all there are a lot of pretty things floating around the office and in our imaginations that sometimes need tending to, but- that said- even now that Bezerra is medicated, she still needs to uhm flex her muscles and relieve what ails her…

And she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during the workday. A few weeks ago she won her case, which means she can reach orgasm at work as often as she requires — and use her work computer to look at porn. And since happy employees are more productive, Bezerra is probably the best accountant in Brazil.

What do you think ladies, should you be allowed to masturbate in your office cubicle too?
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05/15/2011 06:15 PM
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Re: Brazilian women now have the right to watch porn and masturbate at work.
do the fellas have the right to watch her?
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05/15/2011 06:17 PM
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do the fellas have the right to watch her?
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+1
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05/15/2011 06:18 PM
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do the fellas have the right to watch her?
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+1
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+2
Kamil
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05/15/2011 06:18 PM
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I want this girl no matter how ugly... orgasm machine..-->sex machine
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2011 06:21 PM
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they a;lways gett thge good stuff over there..
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05/25/2012 12:43 PM
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[link to spiced_chai_latte.com]

Ladies, are you in the mood to release some stress?

Never mind decorum, it’s time to give women the leg room (pun intended) to galvanize their rights and of course their femminity. It might also help if you have a chemical imbalance:

jezebel: Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old accountant, has a chemical imbalance. She suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She finds that masturbating helps… for a little while. According to Guanabee, Bezerra explains:

“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”

47 times? Personally I can understand 19 times, after all there are a lot of pretty things floating around the office and in our imaginations that sometimes need tending to, but- that said- even now that Bezerra is medicated, she still needs to uhm flex her muscles and relieve what ails her…

And she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during the workday. A few weeks ago she won her case, which means she can reach orgasm at work as often as she requires — and use her work computer to look at porn. And since happy employees are more productive, Bezerra is probably the best accountant in Brazil.

What do you think ladies, should you be allowed to masturbate in your office cubicle too?
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05/25/2012 12:49 PM
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She finds that masturbating helps… for a little while.
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08/13/2012 10:40 AM
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bump this with my left hand
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 10:42 AM
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I want to be her co-worker.

Maybe I can help her.

Where does she lives?
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 10:51 AM
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she will regret doing it that much, it only leads to mental illness...
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2012 06:11 AM
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I wonder if a guy would be afforded the same right...
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08/28/2012 06:12 AM

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wow. Now that is interesting news
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2012 06:15 AM
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she gonna go blind lol...
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08/28/2012 06:16 AM
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Brazil is just awesome.
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2012 06:18 AM
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There are some women who suffer from this unpleasant medical condition. I think they did a 60 Minutes segment on it.
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08/30/2012 07:52 AM

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These are evil wicked possessed women whose body's are taken over by demons.

Heathens of the world whose clitoris swell up just thinking of chocolate.

Evil wicked city painted up women.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
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08/30/2012 07:53 AM
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lmao
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10/14/2012 12:49 AM
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These are evil wicked possessed women whose body's are taken over by demons.

Heathens of the world whose clitoris swell up just thinking of chocolate.

Evil wicked city painted up women.
 Quoting: natasha77


oh my! keep talkin mommie...i'm almost there!
jerkitexplosion
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10/14/2012 12:51 AM
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As I have repeatedly sez, nuke Brazil from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
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do the fellas have the right to watch her?
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No, the right to rape her.
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do the fellas have the right to watch her?
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no, the right to rape her.
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10/14/2012 01:24 AM
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she will regret doing it that much, it only leads to mental illness...
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lead to?

LOL...she's already there!
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10/14/2012 01:50 AM
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Imagine if she was super hot. Now that would be awesome. But chances are she's a porker.
Anonymous Coward
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10/14/2012 02:19 AM
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That's probably a fake photo, she actually looks like the ole miss homecoming queen.

What if you were an I.T. guy and had to sit in that sticky salmon smelling chair to fix her computer?
Earth Daughter

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10/14/2012 02:31 AM

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she gonna go blind lol...
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she gonna go blind lol...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21746158


stoned "Can't stop... can't stop..."
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


1rof1
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11/05/2012 04:14 AM
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bump this with my left hand
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Stranger danger!!!
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11/05/2012 04:37 AM
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12/14/2012 08:19 AM
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she will regret doing it that much, it only leads to mental illness...
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please shutup you god fearing idiot
Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 08:30 AM
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didn't another woman just kill herself because of this issue?

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