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Brazilian women now have the right to watch porn and masturbate at work.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 08:55 AM
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Since that corrupt demagogue, thief and liar Lula came to power 10 years ago, all stupid Marxist politically correct shit went wild in Brazil.

99% of people are conservatives, but the 1% of leftists just took over the country.
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12/14/2012 08:56 AM
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Bunch of loosers!
It's a fake history: [link to www.e-farsas.com]
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02/16/2013 08:15 AM
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L U S T...

And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

- Genesis 6:5

This is one of the reason why God decided to erase billions of people from the face of the earth and reduced them to a single family bloodline (Noah).
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02/16/2013 08:17 AM
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Bunch of loosers!
It's a fake history: [link to www.e-farsas.com]
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Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. - Romans 1:21
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02/16/2013 08:23 AM
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Bunch of loosers!
It's a fake history: [link to www.e-farsas.com]
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FAKE HISTORY


/THREAD
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02/16/2013 09:07 AM
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[link to spiced_chai_latte.com]

Ladies, are you in the mood to release some stress?

Never mind decorum, it’s time to give women the leg room (pun intended) to galvanize their rights and of course their femminity. It might also help if you have a chemical imbalance:

jezebel: Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old accountant, has a chemical imbalance. She suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She finds that masturbating helps… for a little while. According to Guanabee, Bezerra explains:

“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”

47 times? Personally I can understand 19 times, after all there are a lot of pretty things floating around the office and in our imaginations that sometimes need tending to, but- that said- even now that Bezerra is medicated, she still needs to uhm flex her muscles and relieve what ails her…

And she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during the workday. A few weeks ago she won her case, which means she can reach orgasm at work as often as she requires — and use her work computer to look at porn. And since happy employees are more productive, Bezerra is probably the best accountant in Brazil.

What do you think ladies, should you be allowed to masturbate in your office cubicle too?
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Anonymous Coward
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02/16/2013 09:12 AM
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she suffers from anxiety and hypersexuality BECAUSE she masturbates.
Anonymous Coward
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02/16/2013 09:38 AM
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yeah we have had the remote controlled panty butterfly for years.


whats the point of making a spectacle of it, should we all rub one out when a mother feeds her child also?


pppfffffftttttt!
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02/16/2013 09:57 AM
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[...]

should we all rub one out when a mother feeds her child also?

[...]

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Well, not right there in front of her, but its normal to be aroused by titties and milk.

It's not an aberration to like sex, its called being human, aka being normal.

But Brazil was epically hot well before this fake story. Ever see Carnival? Fuckin A, God bless Brazil and any nations who support thongs between fine female bums.
Anonymous Coward
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02/16/2013 09:59 AM
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do the fellas have the right to watch her?
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+1
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+2
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+69
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02/16/2013 10:00 AM
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Bunch of loosers!
It's a fake history: [link to www.e-farsas.com]
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FAKE HISTORY


/THREAD

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nah uh

not before ....tp
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02/16/2013 10:09 AM
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[link to spiced_chai_latte.com]

Ladies, are you in the mood to release some stress?

Never mind decorum, it’s time to give women the leg room (pun intended) to galvanize their rights and of course their femminity. It might also help if you have a chemical imbalance:

jezebel: Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old accountant, has a chemical imbalance. She suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She finds that masturbating helps… for a little while. According to Guanabee, Bezerra explains:

“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”

47 times? Personally I can understand 19 times, after all there are a lot of pretty things floating around the office and in our imaginations that sometimes need tending to, but- that said- even now that Bezerra is medicated, she still needs to uhm flex her muscles and relieve what ails her…

And she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during the workday. A few weeks ago she won her case, which means she can reach orgasm at work as often as she requires — and use her work computer to look at porn. And since happy employees are more productive, Bezerra is probably the best accountant in Brazil.

What do you think ladies, should you be allowed to masturbate in your office cubicle too?
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American women dont have this right?
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02/16/2013 10:17 AM
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L U S T...

And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

- Genesis 6:5

This is one of the reason why God decided to erase billions of people from the face of the earth and reduced them to a single family bloodline (Noah).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34441843


What an amazingly timed and excruciatingly necessary bump! Thanks!
CONSPIRACY HUMOR BLOG:
[link to www.sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com]

Thanks for all the fresh material, fellow doomtards!
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02/16/2013 10:20 AM

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47 times a day? I remember that boy who died after wanking 42 times [although no one ever established how they knew the number of times he did it]. Surely 47 is near fatal.
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02/16/2013 10:23 AM
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Cause of death: FAPPIN
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02/16/2013 10:28 AM
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do the fellas have the right to watch her?
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+1
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+2
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+77
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02/16/2013 10:41 AM
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L U S T...

And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

- Genesis 6:5

This is one of the reason why God decided to erase billions of people from the face of the earth and reduced them to a single family bloodline (Noah).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34441843


It only helped.... for a while. chuckle
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02/16/2013 10:44 AM
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Re: Brazilian women now have the right to watch porn and masturbate at work.
Since that corrupt demagogue, thief and liar Lula came to power 10 years ago, all stupid Marxist politically correct shit went wild in Brazil.

99% of people are conservatives, but the 1% of leftists just took over the country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28576200


The government is also responsible for increased pollution and destruction of rain forests.

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