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Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?

 
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Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
What do each of their sacred texts say about it?

Is it adultery or is it just fun?
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Mostly nothing is said about it because it's a pretty natural thing to do to yourself if you can't find a babe to get your rocks off.

Find me a bloke who don't wank and I'll point out a fella who is fibbing.

Same goes for babes. ;-)
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
In Buddhism, it isn't "sin" as much as yet another form of attachment, or "grasping".
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Every priest will tell you it's a sin, because the only sexual activity ( in their opinion ) you should be doing just with your lawfull wife, thats how the priests ( at least catholic) are trying to increase members of their church just simple as that, the best example is Northern Irelands catholic communities.

But masturbation is not a sin it just cant be a sin it's not really much different from scratching yourself, so don't worry and strangle that hamster!
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Every priest will tell you it's a sin, because the only sexual activity ( in their opinion ) you should be doing just with your lawfull wife, thats how the priests ( at least catholic) are trying to increase members of their church just simple as that, the best example is Northern Irelands catholic communities.

But masturbation is not a sin it just cant be a sin it's not really much different from scratching yourself, so don't worry and strangle that hamster!
 Quoting: IWF 1371054

OK, but hamstering still has to be some sort of sin, right?
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
What do each of their sacred texts say about it?

Is it adultery or is it just fun?
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rofl dem christians think jesus is a god


I'm god
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Every priest will tell you it's a sin, because the only sexual activity ( in their opinion ) you should be doing just with your lawfull wife, thats how the priests ( at least catholic) are trying to increase members of their church just simple as that, the best example is Northern Irelands catholic communities.

But masturbation is not a sin it just cant be a sin it's not really much different from scratching yourself, so don't worry and strangle that hamster!
 Quoting: IWF 1371054

OK, but hamstering still has to be some sort of sin, right?
 Quoting: misterx


Oh god, please not another confused korean!!!

How does stroking your penis makes you a sinner? I mean when you go for a piss you hold your cock in your hand and even shake it after you finished, if thats the case all of uss WILL go to hell, do you see where I'm comming from?

I tell you what show me some guy who lays in front of TV or PC stroking his penis all day long and I'll show you the guy who is not causing any trouble.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
The Bible does not mention masturbation as being a sin but it does however mention that all unrighteousness is a sin and we all know masturbation is wrong. We can feel guilt after doing it. If you would know that Jesus would return within 24 hours you wouldn't masturbate all day long, would you? When you masturbating you're having sex with yourself.


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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
The Bible does not mention masturbation as being a sin but it does however mention that all unrighteousness is a sin and we all know masturbation is wrong. We can feel guilt after doing it. If you would know that Jesus would return within 24 hours you wouldn't masturbate all day long, would you? When you masturbating you're having sex with yourself.


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Actually I would either masturbate or have a foursome with some hot young escorts. Something I always wanted to do before I die.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
The Bible does not mention masturbation as being a sin but it does however mention that all unrighteousness is a sin and we all know masturbation is wrong. We can feel guilt after doing it. If you would know that Jesus would return within 24 hours you wouldn't masturbate all day long, would you? When you masturbating you're having sex with yourself.


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Mate you DO need help honestly with all respect, you need serious help, I do feel sorry for you.

I never ever felt that masturbation is anyhow wrong and I have no bother to admit that I DO masturbate, I DO masturbate my girlfriend before I SCREW her and guess what we live togheter and we are not even married, oh what great sin isn't it ?
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Masturbation is a natural act but like anything it can be abused.

There are people that misuse it, just as there are people that misuse drugs.

Keep your life simple and respect nature.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
So lemme take score!

BUDDAH: IT's GOOD
POPE: IT'S BAD
JESUS: ?
ZEUS: ?
VISHNU: ?
ALLAH: ?
ODIN: ?
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Every priest will tell you it's a sin, because the only sexual activity ( in their opinion ) you should be doing just with your lawfull wife, thats how the priests ( at least catholic) are trying to increase members of their church just simple as that, the best example is Northern Irelands catholic communities.

But masturbation is not a sin it just cant be a sin it's not really much different from scratching yourself, so don't worry and strangle that hamster!
 Quoting: IWF 1371054

OK, but hamstering still has to be some sort of sin, right?
 Quoting: misterx


Oh god, please not another confused korean!!!

How does stroking your penis makes you a sinner? I mean when you go for a piss you hold your cock in your hand and even shake it after you finished, if thats the case all of uss WILL go to hell, do you see where I'm comming from?

I tell you what show me some guy who lays in front of TV or PC stroking his penis all day long and I'll show you the guy who is not causing any trouble.
 Quoting: IWF 1371054


Dude, relax.

Look up gerbiling.

Can we agree that gerbiling is a sin?

[link to www.urbandictionary.com]

BTW, I'm not Korean -- I just live here.

And, no. I don't think stroking it is a "sin".

It's my penis and I'll wash it as long as I want to.

Last Edited by misterx on 05/16/2011 09:45 AM
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Who cares? Rub one out at your convenience! It for sure is healthier than jumping ass-naked outta the shower on some unexpecting room service girl...
Gone bezerkin...
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
What do each of their sacred texts say about it?

Is it adultery or is it just fun?
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they gave you a dick and a hand..seems to me if they didn't want you to wank then they'd have made you arms shorter.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
So lemme take score!

BUDDAH: IT's GOOD
POPE: IT'S BAD
JESUS: ?
ZEUS: ?
VISHNU: ?
ALLAH: ?
ODIN: ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1199436


I would have a try.

Buddha: Good
Pope: Evil
Jesus: It's a temptation to refute
Zeus: I am impregnating all earthling women I like
Vishnu: What is sex?
Allah: Give me my 8 years old wife
Odin: I am a patriarch and leave such questions to my son.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Vishnu/Krishna states that the need to practice Brahamcharya which is celibacy. That energy is vital to lifting you to the higher vibrational state of being. As long as you give into the animal urges the lower you will stay. The karma sutra is a later work that is about connecting to the bliss of orgasmic feeling with oneness but the quickest way to a higher frequency is by chanting the maha mantra. So it is not a sin just not something that will progress you.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Does anyone have the actual sacred text/bible quotes?

I know the Old Testament bible says something about not spilling your seed on the ground which I assume means only spill it in a prostitute so does that one apply to Muslims and Jews since they both followed Abraham?

What about the main EGYPTIAN god? Forgot who that one was

Anyone know?
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Hello OP,

Would you consider it to be a lust of the flesh?

If so, then scripture gives us this;


1 JOHN 2:

5 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.

peace,
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Here is a nice example. Jesus forgives a prostitue..

Luke 7
47 So I tell you that all her sins are forgiven, and that is why she has shown great love. But anyone who has been forgiven for only a little will show only a little love.”
48 Then Jesus said to the woman, “Your sins are forgiven.”

Last Edited by Haile Menelik on 05/16/2011 10:05 AM
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Way to work up the religious trolls.....


Anyway, thank you for spelling MASTURBATION correctly.


You might be the first.


Not only did you apparently graduate high school, but you also don't live in a trailer park.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Way to work up the religious trolls.....


Anyway, thank you for spelling MASTURBATION correctly.


You might be the first.


Not only did you apparently graduate high school, but you also don't live in a trailer park.
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It took 6yrs of college to learn how!
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Does anyone have the actual sacred text/bible quotes?

I know the Old Testament bible says something about not spilling your seed on the ground which I assume means only spill it in a prostitute so does that one apply to Muslims and Jews since they both followed Abraham?

What about the main EGYPTIAN god? Forgot who that one was

Anyone know?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1199436


Usual justification goes back the story of Onan in the OT who was actually just practicing contraception via coitus interruptus -- and not masturbating at all.

Onanism (maturbation) from "Onan"
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Yes of course it is a sin to the real god. As 3 of those listed are not gods, but imaginary entities, it does not matter to them. But the real god knows that having sex with yourself is homosexuality and so it is a gross and grievous sin.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Yes of course it is a sin to the real god. As 3 of those listed are not gods, but imaginary entities, it does not matter to them. But the real god knows that having sex with yourself is homosexuality and so it is a gross and grievous sin.
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Your mum didn't breast feed you, I do feel sorry for you...
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Yes of course it is a sin to the real god. As 3 of those listed are not gods, but imaginary entities, it does not matter to them. But the real god knows that having sex with yourself is homosexuality and so it is a gross and grievous sin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1385716


Your mum didn't breast feed you, I do feel sorry for you...
 Quoting: IWF 1371054


Yuck. Disgusting.
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Vishnu/Krishna states that the need to practice Brahamcharya which is celibacy. That energy is vital to lifting you to the higher vibrational state of being. As long as you give into the animal urges the lower you will stay. The karma sutra is a later work that is about connecting to the bliss of orgasmic feeling with oneness but the quickest way to a higher frequency is by chanting the maha mantra. So it is not a sin just not something that will progress you.
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horn Krsna, I choose you!
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WWJD?
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Vishnu/Krishna states that the need to practice Brahamcharya which is celibacy. That energy is vital to lifting you to the higher vibrational state of being. As long as you give into the animal urges the lower you will stay. The karma sutra is a later work that is about connecting to the bliss of orgasmic feeling with oneness but the quickest way to a higher frequency is by chanting the maha mantra. So it is not a sin just not something that will progress you.
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horn Krsna, I choose you!
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Re: Do the various gods such as Vishnu, Jesus, Allah, Buddah view MASTURBATION as a SIN?
Are you looking for a religion that says it is not?

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