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Why I've never married

 
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/16/2011 03:54 PM

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Re: Why I've never married
Another whiner with a tiny dick!

The world owes you nothing. Get over yourself.

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You obviously failed to read beyond the thread title. S'okay... judge not and all.
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05/16/2011 03:55 PM
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I'm so tired of these kinds of threads where married people feel the need to lord it over unmarried people and vice versa. If you're so happy with your lot in life, shut up about it already!

Obviously you feel the need to justify your decision, which means you're somehow uncomfortable with it.
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"I am a young 43 years old.  Just today, a very pretty 19-year-old girl gave me the eye, meaning, I have no trouble getting attention from women.  At least five different women have told me they wanted to marry me, I've earned nearly a million dollars in the last twelve years, I'm college educated and very smart, very handsome, I'm good at conversation, I'm in touch with my emotions, I want children, and I want to be married.
 
So why aren't I?
 
Women have laid a minefield between themselves and Men. I will not cross it.  I see the bodies of the foolish and foolhardy on the ground ahead of me, and I know better.  I can see the other side, and there are NO survivors.  Not only that, I know that if I brave the obstacles, and so win fair maiden, she will not be my wife: I'll be hers.
 
That's just not an arrangement I'm interested in.
 
The legalities of marriage are a brazen affront to my manhood and would strip me of the authority necessary to fulfill my responsibilities as husband and father.
 
I'm a Man, not a boy, not a guy, not a featherless biped: I'm a Man.  By my very nature as a Man, I have the right and the authority to bind myself by my signature or given word on any matter." 

[link to www.henrymakow.com]

Just to clarify... This is not a woman-bashing thread (I love women). The author does get a little bit into woman bashing, but my intent on posting is relevant to the legal absurdities involved with modern day state-approved marriage.

Not gonna happen on my watch. I guess I'm one of those strange people who can learn from the mistakes of others. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Stealth521


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Ain't no such thing as a "Young 43" and she waz checking out your wallet... Life is much funner if you were more truthful on things like this.



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Anonymous Coward
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05/16/2011 03:56 PM
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Guys tell the truth!
You don´t wanna marry because you´re afraid the wife will take your GLP away!!!

cruise
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/16/2011 03:56 PM

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I think "legal" marriage was the best thing that ever happened for attorneys. LOL

If you want to be in control of your own life, you should NOT get married. Marriage means that you are giving away your identity, your belongings, and your sole right to make decisions that affect YOUR life. I don't care much for being a "team player" - I guess I'm selfish ????

My husband and I lived together for ten years before getting married. The only reason we got married was because we decided to have children.

It worked out fine. He was a wonderful man and a great dad. I loved him unconditionally.... but I KNEW him inside and out before I "legally" married him. He was like part of me. We were inseparable in spirit. That's what made the difference.

If you ever plan on "legally" marrying... just make sure you KNOW your lover. Take the time to build a loving and trusting relationship.

I think too many people rush in to marriage because of "chemistry", and never stop to think that chemistry ebbs and flows, but real love GROWS.

He died, and I haven't remarried - not because I wouldn't want to... it's just because I can't invest that kind of TIME again.

LOL Just my 2 cents.
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TwinSister

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05/16/2011 03:56 PM
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Re: Why I've never married
Marriage is for fools anymore.

The world has changed too much for marriage to work.

Social media is one of the biggest downfalls of marriage.
 Quoting: Only Me


Amen!

Dunno how many times I've hit it off with a woman in a bar/club only to have her tell me she's married. My response is always "man that'll teach me to never get married"
 Quoting: Stealth521


quit meating them in bars/clubs........oops I mean meeting lol...
 Quoting: TwinSister


I dunno, the meating market can be fun chuckle
 Quoting: Stealth521


eyebat
If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
Only Me
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05/16/2011 03:57 PM

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shut up about it already!

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lmao
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Only Me
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i tried it once....will never do it again
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same.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Fine Material

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05/16/2011 03:57 PM

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Whoah! You've earned over a million dollars IN TWELVE YEARS? You must be superdy duper rich.

muaha
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Yup, I giggled at that too. This guy has WAY too high an opinion of himself.
Legba

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05/16/2011 04:00 PM
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Re: Why I've never married
I'm so tired of these kinds of threads where married people feel the need to lord it over unmarried people and vice versa. If you're so happy with your lot in life, shut up about it already!

Obviously you feel the need to justify your decision, which means you're somehow uncomfortable with it.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1156828


Yup, getting ready to call it a day and go home to the little Vixen. I'll go out in the garage and smoke my pipe and maybe have some scotch, then go in and have dinner with her. LOVE IT!
The only uncomfortable part is when my penis dries and sticks to my leg after sex.
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05/16/2011 04:01 PM
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We have been married for 150 years now, there never was a harsh word, we never lied and never cheated on each other, she doesn't poop, we love each other like at the first day we met and sex is 5 times a day like always.

Yes we can fly:

:UcanDo:
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/16/2011 04:02 PM

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Re: Why I've never married
Marriage? Big no no!
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


chained

chuckle
Went to my brother's wedding Saturday. Was asked so many times why I'm not married. Some people here are getting entirely the wrong idea. It's actually kinda entertaining though.
Anonymous Coward
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05/16/2011 04:04 PM
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Do you get aroused by shirtless men?
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chuckle not at all.

:Omg lol:
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How did you mamage to get a pic of ICE??
TwinSister

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05/16/2011 04:04 PM
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Re: Why I've never married
Marriage? Big no no!
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


chained

chuckle
Went to my brother's wedding Saturday. Was asked so many times why I'm not married. Some people here are getting entirely the wrong idea. It's actually kinda entertaining though.
 Quoting: Stealth521


I have been dating a man for a month now, he also has never been married and he is 59. Haven't asked him yet why not.
If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/16/2011 04:05 PM

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"I am a young 43 years old.  Just today, a very pretty 19-year-old girl gave me the eye, meaning, I have no trouble getting attention from women.  At least five different women have told me they wanted to marry me, I've earned nearly a million dollars in the last twelve years, I'm college educated and very smart, very handsome, I'm good at conversation, I'm in touch with my emotions, I want children, and I want to be married.
 
So why aren't I?
 
Women have laid a minefield between themselves and Men. I will not cross it.  I see the bodies of the foolish and foolhardy on the ground ahead of me, and I know better.  I can see the other side, and there are NO survivors.  Not only that, I know that if I brave the obstacles, and so win fair maiden, she will not be my wife: I'll be hers.
 
That's just not an arrangement I'm interested in.
 
The legalities of marriage are a brazen affront to my manhood and would strip me of the authority necessary to fulfill my responsibilities as husband and father.
 
I'm a Man, not a boy, not a guy, not a featherless biped: I'm a Man.  By my very nature as a Man, I have the right and the authority to bind myself by my signature or given word on any matter." 

[link to www.henrymakow.com]

Just to clarify... This is not a woman-bashing thread (I love women). The author does get a little bit into woman bashing, but my intent on posting is relevant to the legal absurdities involved with modern day state-approved marriage.

Not gonna happen on my watch. I guess I'm one of those strange people who can learn from the mistakes of others. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Stealth521


************************************************************


Ain't no such thing as a "Young 43" and she waz checking out your wallet... Life is much funner if you were more truthful on things like this.



***********************************************************
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1221465


Um I'm not the author. Amazing how people can fail to see that.
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/16/2011 04:11 PM

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Marriage? Big no no!
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


chained

chuckle
Went to my brother's wedding Saturday. Was asked so many times why I'm not married. Some people here are getting entirely the wrong idea. It's actually kinda entertaining though.
 Quoting: Stealth521


I have been dating a man for a month now, he also has never been married and he is 59. Haven't asked him yet why not.
 Quoting: TwinSister


Because he hadn't met you until now. tounge
Anonymous Coward
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05/16/2011 04:11 PM
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Re: Why I've never married
Marriage is for fools anymore.

The world has changed too much for marriage to work.

Social media is one of the biggest downfalls of marriage.
 Quoting: Only Me


What you mean, is:

"I am a bitch and I want to fuck around. I get bored, and I can't bother dealing with marriage. I want to be the cool woman and suck the higher paid dick. "
TwinSister

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05/16/2011 04:12 PM
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Marriage? Big no no!
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


chained

chuckle
Went to my brother's wedding Saturday. Was asked so many times why I'm not married. Some people here are getting entirely the wrong idea. It's actually kinda entertaining though.
 Quoting: Stealth521


I have been dating a man for a month now, he also has never been married and he is 59. Haven't asked him yet why not.
 Quoting: TwinSister


Because he hadn't met you until now. tounge
 Quoting: Stealth521


awwwwww.........sweet!
If you don't have control of your mind.....someone else will!
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/16/2011 04:14 PM

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Guys tell the truth!
You don´t wanna marry because you´re afraid the wife will take your GLP away!!!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386220


Busted!
redlicorice

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05/16/2011 04:15 PM
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I'm so tired of these kinds of threads where married people feel the need to lord it over unmarried people and vice versa. If you're so happy with your lot in life, shut up about it already!

Obviously you feel the need to justify your decision, which means you're somehow uncomfortable with it.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1156828


...and alternatively if you are so happy with your unmarried life, shut up about it already too!
Writer's Block
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05/16/2011 04:16 PM
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[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
Stealth521 (OP)

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05/16/2011 04:16 PM

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Re: Why I've never married
Marriage is for fools anymore.

The world has changed too much for marriage to work.

Social media is one of the biggest downfalls of marriage.
 Quoting: Only Me


What you mean, is:

"I am a bitch and I want to fuck around. I get bored, and I can't bother dealing with marriage. I want to be the cool woman and suck the higher paid dick. "
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386249


Whoa... Project onto others much?
Only Me
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05/16/2011 04:18 PM

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Marriage is for fools anymore.

The world has changed too much for marriage to work.

Social media is one of the biggest downfalls of marriage.
 Quoting: Only Me


What you mean, is:

"I am a bitch and I want to fuck around. I get bored, and I can't bother dealing with marriage. I want to be the cool woman and suck the higher paid dick. "
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386249


U MAD BRO?

omgiggles
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Anonymous Coward
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05/16/2011 04:18 PM
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We have been married for 150 years now, there never was a harsh word, we never lied and never cheated on each other, she doesn't poop, we love each other like at the first day we met and sex is 5 times a day like always.

Yes we can fly:

:UcanDo:
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


I know, right? Get over yourself!
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05/16/2011 04:18 PM
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"I am a young 43 years old.  Just today, a very pretty 19-year-old girl gave me the eye, meaning, I have no trouble getting attention from women.  At least five different women have told me they wanted to marry me, I've earned nearly a million dollars in the last twelve years, I'm college educated and very smart, very handsome, I'm good at conversation, I'm in touch with my emotions, I want children, and I want to be married.
 
So why aren't I?
 
Women have laid a minefield between themselves and Men. I will not cross it.  I see the bodies of the foolish and foolhardy on the ground ahead of me, and I know better.  I can see the other side, and there are NO survivors.  Not only that, I know that if I brave the obstacles, and so win fair maiden, she will not be my wife: I'll be hers.
 
That's just not an arrangement I'm interested in.
 
The legalities of marriage are a brazen affront to my manhood and would strip me of the authority necessary to fulfill my responsibilities as husband and father.
 
I'm a Man, not a boy, not a guy, not a featherless biped: I'm a Man.  By my very nature as a Man, I have the right and the authority to bind myself by my signature or given word on any matter." 

[link to www.henrymakow.com]

Just to clarify... This is not a woman-bashing thread (I love women). The author does get a little bit into woman bashing, but my intent on posting is relevant to the legal absurdities involved with modern day state-approved marriage.

Not gonna happen on my watch. I guess I'm one of those strange people who can learn from the mistakes of others. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Stealth521


Hey Mr. Brightside, do you have a point? you seem awfully bitter for being dealt such a marvelous hand in life...lol
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I'm so tired of these kinds of threads where married people feel the need to lord it over unmarried people and vice versa. If you're so happy with your lot in life, shut up about it already!

Obviously you feel the need to justify your decision, which means you're somehow uncomfortable with it.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1156828


...and alternatively if you are so happy with your unmarried life, shut up about it already too!
 Quoting: redlicorice


I said and vice versa...
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05/16/2011 04:19 PM
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sounds like a case of insecurity to me
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Marriage? Big no no!
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


:chained:

chuckle
Went to my brother's wedding Saturday. Was asked so many times why I'm not married. Some people here are getting entirely the wrong idea. It's actually kinda entertaining though.
 Quoting: Stealth521


I have been dating a man for a month now, he also has never been married and he is 59. Haven't asked him yet why not.
 Quoting: TwinSister


You'll find out in 6-8 mos peace
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05/16/2011 04:22 PM
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Marriage is for FAGGOTS. afro
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Marriage is awesome, but it is constant work. Nothing is free in this world.

I could have been extremely rich had I stayed single. I use to be a go-getter and could accomplish anything I wanted. I made money and spent it on toys and the newest everything. Then I met my dream woman and now have six kids. All those toys and gadgets I use to savor have turned into something I have grown to despise. Now that I am in my 40’s, the only thing I want is to get a few moments alone with my wife (very difficult with children) and swing on the porch swing with her.
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