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I challenged the rapture -- ask me a question

 
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05/18/2011 10:12 PM
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I challenged the rapture -- ask me a question
For the past six months, I have been doing something God would likely not approve of. I have been actively pursuing a married woman whom I have aquired a deep infactuation for. Today she suprised me by mentioning the May 21st rapture. After talking about, I got her to agree to a date for the following weekend, in that if she was still here it was a clear sign from God that we should try something out. The best part is the bible says to not challenge God, so even if the rapture occurs she will likely be left behind, and I get a date with her anyway. There is no way I can lose.
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05/18/2011 10:17 PM
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Re: I challenged the rapture -- ask me a question
Zere is now way u can lose.
Zere is many way u can choose.
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05/18/2011 10:18 PM
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05/18/2011 10:23 PM
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Re: I challenged the rapture -- ask me a question
Zere is now way u can lose.
Zere is many way u can choose.
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True, but the choice I choose is the thievery if a heart, in a race against god.
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05/18/2011 10:26 PM
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So you are involved with a married woman eh! Shame on you, shame on her. The 21st May Rapture is crap, don't even go there or with another mans wife for that matter.

Trouble will track you down, believe me I know from experience.
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05/18/2011 10:27 PM
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So you are involved with a married woman eh! Shame on you, shame on her. The 21st May Rapture is crap, don't even go there or with another mans wife for that matter.

Trouble will track you down, believe me I know from experience.
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We are not involved yet,the 28th will be another story though.
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05/18/2011 10:31 PM
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So you are involved with a married woman eh! Shame on you, shame on her. The 21st May Rapture is crap, don't even go there or with another mans wife for that matter.

Trouble will track you down, believe me I know from experience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1075612


We are not involved yet,the 28th will be another story though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389567


care yourself, stop deciding (for publicity), decide for your own, mind the way it could(fell your heart) lead.
decide (to be)
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THE SERCHER

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05/18/2011 10:31 PM
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well Schwarzeneggercheated on his wife and got away with it until he decided to tell everyone. so if he hadnt of opened his mouth about it nothing would of come of it, and by going from that i would say if no one finds out then i guess it doesnt matter who you sleep with. hypothetically ne way. and as for the 21st it will come and go just like ne other day.
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05/18/2011 10:34 PM
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You will lose at Judgement day.
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05/18/2011 10:36 PM
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If she's adulterous, rapture is out.
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05/18/2011 10:44 PM
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You will lose at Judgement day.
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It will have been worth it, she is gorgeous.
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05/18/2011 11:10 PM
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may 13th was friday.
boring day
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05/21/2011 03:51 AM
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You will lose at Judgement day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1384917


It will have been worth it, she is gorgeous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389567


I don't know what kind of a punk she's married to but here's how things would go with me if I found out another man was with my wife: the fact is "Hey pal I don't blame you. She's hot and I guess you didn't take that pussy. It was freely given. And hey fuck it, you're a man and we men lose sense of everything for that ass." That's one side of the reality. The other side is: I too am a man and I'm caught up with the horrible sensation that some goddamned piece of shit put his filthy hands on my wife and had his slimey dick up in her. I would punch kick stab shoot and possibly burn your goddamned ass alive and have absogoddamnmotherfuckinglutely not one molecule of mercy for your bitch ass. Hey no hard feelings motherfucker. The price for fucking with anything that's mine is very high. ESPECIALLY the woman I chose to make my wife. You remember that when you think about wtf is worth wtf ever as your burning it up. There's a lot of fuckers like me who would just lose total fucking control being like you saying fuck the consequences. And that's a fact. Have fun!
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05/21/2011 04:00 AM
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Re: I challenged the rapture -- ask me a question
As an addendum to that: this with you challenging the rapture is top notch stupidity. There is no rapture and if there is a god as spelled out in the bible - who created everything that ever was or will be, you're less than shit to think of yourself as challenging anything more than a gnat to a fight. rolleyes Idiot. Nad ps. dickhead I'm well aware this is a troll thread.
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05/21/2011 04:08 AM
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Re: I challenged the rapture -- ask me a question
You will lose at Judgement day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1384917


It will have been worth it, she is gorgeous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389567


I don't know what kind of a punk she's married to but here's how things would go with me if I found out another man was with my wife: the fact is "Hey pal I don't blame you. She's hot and I guess you didn't take that pussy. It was freely given. And hey fuck it, you're a man and we men lose sense of everything for that ass." That's one side of the reality. The other side is: I too am a man and I'm caught up with the horrible sensation that some goddamned piece of shit put his filthy hands on my wife and had his slimey dick up in her. I would punch kick stab shoot and possibly burn your goddamned ass alive and have absogoddamnmotherfuckinglutely not one molecule of mercy for your bitch ass. Hey no hard feelings motherfucker. The price for fucking with anything that's mine is very high. ESPECIALLY the woman I chose to make my wife. You remember that when you think about wtf is worth wtf ever as your burning it up. There's a lot of fuckers like me who would just lose total fucking control being like you saying fuck the consequences. And that's a fact. Have fun!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 928471


Wouldn't be easier to slap that sluty wife of yours, because if she wouldn't up for it. no one would lay hands on her.
I mean I'f my woman would cheat on me, she'd get a good kick up the arse and she'd be out with her luggage on the street, heading towards her mommys house, sooner than you could say adultery :)
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Re: I challenged the rapture -- ask me a question
You will lose at Judgement day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1384917


It will have been worth it, she is gorgeous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389567


I don't know what kind of a punk she's married to but here's how things would go with me if I found out another man was with my wife: the fact is "Hey pal I don't blame you. She's hot and I guess you didn't take that pussy. It was freely given. And hey fuck it, you're a man and we men lose sense of everything for that ass." That's one side of the reality. The other side is: I too am a man and I'm caught up with the horrible sensation that some goddamned piece of shit put his filthy hands on my wife and had his slimey dick up in her. I would punch kick stab shoot and possibly burn your goddamned ass alive and have absogoddamnmotherfuckinglutely not one molecule of mercy for your bitch ass. Hey no hard feelings motherfucker. The price for fucking with anything that's mine is very high. ESPECIALLY the woman I chose to make my wife. You remember that when you think about wtf is worth wtf ever as your burning it up. There's a lot of fuckers like me who would just lose total fucking control being like you saying fuck the consequences. And that's a fact. Have fun!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 928471


Wouldn't be easier to slap that sluty wife of yours, because if she wouldn't up for it. no one would lay hands on her.
I mean I'f my woman would cheat on me, she'd get a good kick up the arse and she'd be out with her luggage on the street, heading towards her mommys house, sooner than you could say adultery :)
 Quoting: IWF 1371054


Easier? You're missing the point. I would lose total control and she would be lucky if I didn't kill her right along with him. As an example several years ago a guy put his hand on my wife's leg after he made a rude comment. I punched him,kicked and stomped him on the ground as he screamed and cried like a bitch. It wasn't rational and it wasn't thought out. My body took over and my mind caught up later as I was enraged. When I regained my senses I stopped. Had I not of he wouldn't been dead. He was mangled to say the least. People need to get the emtions they have like fucking around with opp is even stronger in the other direction. Same if I saw someone put their greasy fucking hands on my kid/s. I would break their fingers possibly hands,maybe arms,jaw,knock their teeth out crack their skull,kick in their ribs.

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