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COMET ELENIN IS NIBIRU PLANET X BEST PROOF EVER!!!!

 
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The funny thing is I'll be the only surviver of these posters here. I don't wait and see, I see and move
 Quoting: Free Store


Nope...I will be though. I have 3000 Sq. Ft of living space filtered air, pure water, games rooms ect ect ect all 1-1/4 mile underground. I have an additional 1/2 acre of fruit and vegys growing underground as well. Everythings powered by a sophisticated solar power source. I have enough stored power and healthy food goods to last the 8 of us 60 years.

The elite no what's coming. Always think 1000 x worse if the governments says its potentially bad ect ect. If you wish to join my underground harem, I am looking for 6 more people. You must have the following qualifications:

no older than 28
female
super hot....average will not be invited
intelligent


Missile silos.....awesome idea...and stupid cheap. If nothing happens? So what...I will have a great time underground with 14 hotties.
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05/19/2011 01:35 PM
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The historical data PROVES that during the past alignments of ELEnin, the Sun and the Earth, massive earthquakes hit the Earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005

Correlation is not causation. The alignments were anything but exact, in some cases they were flat-out lies, and other comets happened to line up just as well as Elenin with the same quakes, in some cases even better. It's called confirmation bias, and again, Friday will PROVE it beyond all doubt.
The interaction between ELEnin and that asteroid proves NOTHING
 Quoting: AC

The "historical data" you cite proves NOTHING, this asteroid approach and alignment will prove your claims dead wrong. End of story. You can deny it till your blue in the face, I don't care. I don't even care if a major earthquake happens in september or not, it means NOTHING if this comet doesn't even effect this small asteroid during a very close approach and alignment.
 Quoting: Astronut


Got preps?

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005

As 1999 RQ176 will prove, Elenin is not a threat to be prepped for.
 Quoting: Astronut


Man will you be sorry come Septmeber and beyond.

Best of luck...you will need it.

Me...I will be safe in my underground bunker filled with provisions and supplies.

That's only do that because I am not a "smart" person like you.

But hey....that's just me.

verycool
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and so it begins



the end has come
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I hope they do an american tour. I'll be a groupie!
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The historical data PROVES that during the past alignments of ELEnin, the Sun and the Earth, massive earthquakes hit the Earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005

Correlation is not causation. The alignments were anything but exact, in some cases they were flat-out lies, and other comets happened to line up just as well as Elenin with the same quakes, in some cases even better. It's called confirmation bias, and again, Friday will PROVE it beyond all doubt.
The interaction between ELEnin and that asteroid proves NOTHING
 Quoting: AC

The "historical data" you cite proves NOTHING, this asteroid approach and alignment will prove your claims dead wrong. End of story. You can deny it till your blue in the face, I don't care. I don't even care if a major earthquake happens in september or not, it means NOTHING if this comet doesn't even effect this small asteroid during a very close approach and alignment.
 Quoting: Astronut


Got preps?

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005

As 1999 RQ176 will prove, Elenin is not a threat to be prepped for.
 Quoting: Astronut


It IS if the thing hits the Earth and as erratic as it has been incoming (according to NASA) I would recommend people prepare for the worst case scenario.

Do NOT listen to the government as they LIE. They will NOT tell publicly if this is really a threat.
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05/19/2011 01:48 PM
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Unbelievable. This shit got a pin... The only explanation I can find is that there's a massive psy-op going on. The worshipers of evil are feeding in the fear of doomtards like a feast.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien
yeah cause according to you the CIA is behind everything . dont forget your Delta's asshole...
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It's having disastrous effects upon the earth..get the picture, yet?
 Quoting: Free Store


It's obvious that something is.
 Quoting: Ozicell



Yes, but that something is climate change ... "I told you so." --Al Gore
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052218


Actually he said it was GLOBAL WARMING. Go ahead and kiss his lily white in this forum, we all know you're a shill.
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NibiruShock2012 confessed on Above Top Secret that they were hoaxing:
[link to yowcrooks.wordpress.com]

It's still compelling, so I call a tentative
bsflag
 Quoting: cdevidal


bump as this is important
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Now that it's pinned. Who thinks this elenin bullshit is just a cloak for nibiru?

Something is out there. Call it a comet, call it a day.
 Quoting: gurunade


honestly do you think this is it's first time in the last 10 years of being upon us??


......


im still wondering about the visuals about 5 years back.... of a giant comet like mass(roundish)..... almost moon-like at it's smallest in size ....and out in broad daylight looking like a purple-black alcohol flame(....?black hole sun?)radianting and not moving...well not at the rate of a actual comet...but because of the miniature tail that was barely visible like a peak slightly curving towards the earth(i think because of the pass by...it's a mass ejection of sort from it)... i don't know guys i think it's been here.....now it's just arriving(appearing) again
.....you gotta honestly and humbly ask yourself......have all the monitors, registers, & measuring tools...been showing you a lie ....or maybe not a lie but a delay......as in it already happened....but you're seeing the digital recording of it all as it happened then.....
does one want to fooled?

something to really ponder on

beared_b

hiding


maybe that planet is feeding all this.....


that's possilby why pluto is gone...or not a planet .....maybe as this planet-like thing came in closer to and to the sun.... pluto just detatched..from it's orbital access......

there was a moment when it was maybe even crushed personally be the planet itself.....

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It's having disastrous effects upon the earth..get the picture, yet?
 Quoting: Free Store


It's obvious that something is.
 Quoting: Ozicell



Yes, but that something is climate change ... "I told you so." --Al Gore
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052218


Actually he said it was GLOBAL WARMING. Go ahead and kiss his lily white in this forum, we all know you're a shill.
 Quoting: tandym



yes, I love it how conservatives are ever confused by the term Global "Warming"
"Hey Gore, if it's Global WARMING -- then how come it's so cold outside?!" --Conservatard
I use global climate change as a kindness, since y'all are so damn stoopid.

Shill means anyone who disagrees with you, right? I don't
work for anybody.
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05/19/2011 01:59 PM

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I hope this thread be kept pinned time enough to Astronut show up.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Well, here's me showing up, but I'm going to have my hands full at least until Friday in order to prepare to observe asteroid 1999 RQ176. When Elenin passes it at 0.002 AUs this Friday and pelts it with its tail, and still this faint little asteroid isn't broken up or even perturbed out of its orbit, it will lay this nonsense to rest once and for all.

It's an incredibly dim object though (dimmer than Elenin), which is why it wasn't even discovered until 1999, so observing it will require extremely long exposures from dark skies. I'm going to be busy until then trying to make sure I can observe it.

I was just going to dump the observation into a pre-existing thread on Elenin, but given how this nonsense is spreading across so many threads I'll make my own thread about the observation and see if it gets pinned.
 Quoting: Astronut


really looking forward to your post -- whether Elenin kicks its butt ot not, I love sky pics.
 Quoting: tandym


Here's what the alignment looks like between the asteroid (74732 is the number for asteroid 1999 RQ176) and the comet during the encounter:
[link to i319.photobucket.com]
This is the ecliptic grid, so 0 degrees points towards the sun.
 Quoting: Astronut


Very cool! What software is that? Its very pretty.
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I'm not sure if any of you guys remember Astrolpatriot but when he first started his chat room I took a screenshot of the brown dwarf and it's satellites that he posted. I don't know if they are legit or not.


[link to i.imgur.com]
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The historical data PROVES that during the past alignments of ELEnin, the Sun and the Earth, massive earthquakes hit the Earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005

Correlation is not causation. The alignments were anything but exact, in some cases they were flat-out lies, and other comets happened to line up just as well as Elenin with the same quakes, in some cases even better. It's called confirmation bias, and again, Friday will PROVE it beyond all doubt.
The interaction between ELEnin and that asteroid proves NOTHING
 Quoting: AC

The "historical data" you cite proves NOTHING, this asteroid approach and alignment will prove your claims dead wrong. End of story. You can deny it till your blue in the face, I don't care. I don't even care if a major earthquake happens in september or not, it means NOTHING if this comet doesn't even effect this small asteroid during a very close approach and alignment.
 Quoting: Astronut


Got preps?

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005

As 1999 RQ176 will prove, Elenin is not a threat to be prepped for.
 Quoting: Astronut


OK, so this is a serious question... is there a DOOM that you do prep for? I mean you hang out here with the rest of us conspiracy nuts -- there's got to be a reason why you're here rather than wasting your time & resources trying to convince a bunch of zealots that they are wrong (I am not a zealot, BTW, I am open to all forms of Doom, I don't limit myself to just one :-D )
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This is stupid. Plus anytime someone posts some kind of "proof" video that has music added into it...the bullshit level skyrockets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366873


Dude...tis the music that sets the true doom ratio!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005


Its ok, this is better..

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The funny thing is I'll be the only surviver of these posters here. I don't wait and see, I see and move
 Quoting: Free Store


Nope...I will be though. I have 3000 Sq. Ft of living space filtered air, pure water, games rooms ect ect ect all 1-1/4 mile underground. I have an additional 1/2 acre of fruit and vegys growing underground as well. Everythings powered by a sophisticated solar power source. I have enough stored power and healthy food goods to last the 8 of us 60 years.

The elite no what's coming. Always think 1000 x worse if the governments says its potentially bad ect ect. If you wish to join my underground harem, I am looking for 6 more people. You must have the following qualifications:

no older than 28
female
super hot....average will not be invited
intelligent


Missile silos.....awesome idea...and stupid cheap. If nothing happens? So what...I will have a great time underground with 14 hotties.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796629


Sounds like you're an elite in sheeps clothing....
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NibiruShock2012 confessed on Above Top Secret that they were hoaxing:
[link to yowcrooks.wordpress.com]

It's still compelling, so I call a tentative
bsflag
 Quoting: cdevidal


bump as this is important
 Quoting: cdevidal


ha ha , I didn't know about that , thank you

how stupid do you lot feel now ?

how many more times can you be made a fool out of before you wake the fuck up ?
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Case Closed. It's a hoax, confessed by nibirushock2012 (creator of the video used in this thread's video as a foundation for comparison)

[link to yowcrooks.wordpress.com]
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It's obvious that something is.
 Quoting: Ozicell



Yes, but that something is climate change ... "I told you so." --Al Gore
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052218


Actually he said it was GLOBAL WARMING. Go ahead and kiss his lily white in this forum, we all know you're a shill.
 Quoting: tandym



yes, I love it how conservatives are ever confused by the term Global "Warming"
"Hey Gore, if it's Global WARMING -- then how come it's so cold outside?!" --Conservatard
I use global climate change as a kindness, since y'all are so damn stoopid.

Shill means anyone who disagrees with you, right? I don't
work for anybody.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052218



Just love how a conservative can say something mildly inflammatory and its a GODDAMNED FLAMING DECLARATION OF WAR when you Libtards hear it. But when you say all kinds of nasty, derogatory, insulting and debased comments, we get flamed for even trying to call you on it.

Take your commie-fascist-pinko comments and shove them in your cornhole.
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Case Closed. It's a hoax, confessed by nibirushock2012 (creator of the video used in this thread's video as a foundation for comparison)

[link to yowcrooks.wordpress.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1252029


just watch how this is conveniently ignored as it goes against the need for doom
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Scam: [link to yowcrooks.wordpress.com]

Please mods UNPIN this!
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2011 VERY LIKELY to be a record in quakes. And WHAT, pray, is the cause of that, oh Great Yawner?
 Quoting: mclinking 1387607


Global climate change.
Anything else is just wishful thinking on your part.
Because you want ascension so bad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052218


Global climate change causes earthquakes????
Fucking rubbish!
See a shrink.

mclinking
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This is stupid. Plus anytime someone posts some kind of "proof" video that has music added into it...the bullshit level skyrockets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366873


Dude...tis the music that sets the true doom ratio!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 932005


Its ok, this is better..

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5 stars! 5a
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and so it begins



the end has come
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I hope they do an american tour. I'll be a groupie!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303205


And so, Japan's long history of venerating its elders comes to a crashing halt as it joins the western world in worship of idiotic, empty-headed youth.
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I should have said "Asian culture" instead of "Japan".
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and so it begins



the end has come
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I hope they do an american tour. I'll be a groupie!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303205


You can have sloppy seconds I'm first :):5a::bike:
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This is stupid. Plus anytime someone posts some kind of "proof" video that has music added into it...the bullshit level skyrockets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366873
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2011 VERY LIKELY to be a record in quakes. And WHAT, pray, is the cause of that, oh Great Yawner?
 Quoting: mclinking 1387607


Global climate change.
Anything else is just wishful thinking on your part.
Because you want ascension so bad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052218


Global climate change causes earthquakes????
Fucking rubbish!
See a shrink.

mclinking
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[link to www.google.com]
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This is stupid. Plus anytime someone posts some kind of "proof" video that has music added into it...the bullshit level skyrockets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366873

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Good! then Nibiru can come get it's damn moon back and tilt us back up right!

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