Rapture started early...need advice !!!! Spin this hit!!!

I wasn't buying this rapture shit, but I was in the pub earlier having a few beers and noticed these two girls sat on their own so go over and start talking to them. It was all going great, I told them about GLP, about Niburu, Russ's calender and Chemtrails. Then it happened, I went to the toilet but when I came back they were gone, drinks where still on the table but no sign of them, they just vanished into thin air.

I figure I need to get right with god a bit quick, what do I need to do ?