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New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/20/2011 06:11 AM
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We are 3 hours behind NZ and it is 8pm Fri night here. If anything happens I promise I will get on my puter and let you know before I go... lol
BUT, I expect to have a good nights sleep and wake up to another beautiful day.
Sorry I can't say the same for Fiji at the moment. Hope they are all OK.
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05/20/2011 06:11 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Hello New Zealand!!! As you know, it is almost May 21 over there. Is anybody still there in New Zealand? Have you heard any trumpets or has anybody been ruptured?
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Still here,and sure we will be tomorrow as well,but living in Christchurch,if we get a big shake tomorrow I will crap my pants!!!
KIWI
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05/20/2011 06:14 AM
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DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE HERE STILL AS I AM NOT WORTHY OF HEAVEN.
 Quoting: KIWI 1391608


Caps Lockers go to hell. Period.
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WELL HELLO INTELLIGENT ONE, I OBVIOUSLY INTEND TOO WITH MY FIRST COMMENT, DUH! BUT YOU KNOW I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE TOO XOXOXOX MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN SO WHEN I SEE YOU IN HELL I WILL SHOW YOU. LOTS OF LOVE. AND GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE ELSE TOO, SEE YOU ON SUNDAY WITH MY HAVE A LAUGH THREAD.
 Quoting: KIWI 1391608


Try holding down shift
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1391550


ALL THIS TALK OF RAPTURE AND AND AN AC IS WORRIED ABOUT MY CAPS LOCK. WOW DUDE TAKE A CHILL PILL. LIKE I SAID IT IS POKED, SHIFT, CAPS LOCK AND NUMBERS ALL POKED. BUT I WILL GET IT FIXED, ON MONDAY. PROMISE SWEETNESS. XOXO
hf
morganharmony
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05/20/2011 06:17 AM
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im in nz were algooods here! :) no rapture pfffttttt ill comment in 6 hours if were still here which we will be :D :peace::hiding:burnit
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05/20/2011 06:17 AM
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Isn't it supposed to happen at 6pm? By timezones...
 Quoting: Insomnia Goddess


Good, maybe I'll get a seat on the train
Some of you people have WEIRD conversations with your imaginary friends.
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05/20/2011 06:19 AM
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Caps Lockers go to hell. Period.
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WELL HELLO INTELLIGENT ONE, I OBVIOUSLY INTEND TOO WITH MY FIRST COMMENT, DUH! BUT YOU KNOW I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE TOO XOXOXOX MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN SO WHEN I SEE YOU IN HELL I WILL SHOW YOU. LOTS OF LOVE. AND GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE ELSE TOO, SEE YOU ON SUNDAY WITH MY HAVE A LAUGH THREAD.
 Quoting: KIWI 1391608


Try holding down shift
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1391550


ALL THIS TALK OF RAPTURE AND AND AN AC IS WORRIED ABOUT MY CAPS LOCK. WOW DUDE TAKE A CHILL PILL. LIKE I SAID IT IS POKED, SHIFT, CAPS LOCK AND NUMBERS ALL POKED. BUT I WILL GET IT FIXED, ON MONDAY. PROMISE SWEETNESS. XOXO
hf
 Quoting: KIWI 1391608


OKAY I HEAR YA hf
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05/20/2011 06:19 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Isn't it supposed to happen at 6pm? By timezones...
 Quoting: Insomnia Goddess


Good, maybe I'll get a seat on the train
 Quoting: Patchwork Princess


And what happens if the train driver gets ruptured?????
Anonymous Coward
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05/20/2011 06:21 AM
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Fuck the EARTH IS MARKING A HIGH FREQUENCY TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE NOISE!
HERE COMES THE BIG ONE BABY!
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05/20/2011 06:23 AM
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i AM GOING TO BED DRESSED MY BEST WITH GOLD COINS OVER MY EYES SO I GET SAVED
JUST HAVE TO FINISH THIS RUM FIRST
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05/20/2011 06:23 AM
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Fuck the EARTH IS MARKING A HIGH FREQUENCY TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE NOISE!
HERE COMES THE BIG ONE BABY!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366197


<^((((<
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/20/2011 06:24 AM
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hey this is TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!! If some NZers report that they got ruptured at 6pm NZ time, then people to the west will have AT LEAST ONE HOUR to repent and get ruptured!!!! Why did it have to be done by timezones??? Why not do the whole world at once???
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05/20/2011 06:26 AM
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i AM GOING TO BED DRESSED MY BEST WITH GOLD COINS OVER MY EYES SO I GET SAVED
JUST HAVE TO FINISH THIS RUM FIRST
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366197


maybe super-glue the coins on so you don't lose them if you wake up suddenly to loud trumpet sounds????
Anonymous Coward
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05/20/2011 06:29 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Hello New Zealand!!! As you know, it is almost May 21 over there. Is anybody still there in New Zealand? Have you heard any trumpets or has anybody been ruptured?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


last time i heard the trumpets was at prince william.s wedding.
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05/20/2011 06:34 AM
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Don't worry a superhero is going to save us.

My son is part of a 48hr film festival where you get given a genre they have to create a concept and film a 15min movie in 48hrs. His genre is 'superhero'.

He just texted his concept. The world is ending at 6pm tomorrow, all christians are being raptured and going to heaven and a superhero is going to save the rest of us!

Thanks crazy preacher for giving my son a great concept.
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05/20/2011 06:35 AM
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i AM GOING TO BED DRESSED MY BEST WITH GOLD COINS OVER MY EYES SO I GET SAVED
JUST HAVE TO FINISH THIS RUM FIRST
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366197


lol.
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05/20/2011 06:35 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
i AM GOING TO BED DRESSED MY BEST WITH GOLD COINS OVER MY EYES SO I GET SAVED
JUST HAVE TO FINISH THIS RUM FIRST
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366197


maybe super-glue the coins on so you don't lose them if you wake up suddenly to loud trumpet sounds????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


Confirmed, I have glued gold coins over my eyes, lucku I kan tiuch tupe reyally aye
Keep Smiling

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05/20/2011 06:39 AM
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i AM GOING TO BED DRESSED MY BEST WITH GOLD COINS OVER MY EYES SO I GET SAVED
JUST HAVE TO FINISH THIS RUM FIRST
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366197


maybe super-glue the coins on so you don't lose them if you wake up suddenly to loud trumpet sounds????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


Confirmed, I have glued gold coins over my eyes, lucku I kan tiuch tupe reyally aye
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366197


chuckle
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05/20/2011 06:44 AM
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judgment day is fabulous for business.

100 million in 7 years. 72 million in 2009.


(STUPID PEOPLE).
StickyBun

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05/20/2011 06:45 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Just over an hour to go. Finished wrapping the tomato plants in tinfoil, now - where is that cat.
Fancy meeting you here!
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05/20/2011 06:46 AM
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CRIKEY!!! SHOULD WE BRING OUR TOMATO PLANTS INSIDE??????
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05/20/2011 06:46 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Hello New Zealand!!! As you know, it is almost May 21 over there. Is anybody still there in New Zealand? Have you heard any trumpets or has anybody been ruptured?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


Sheep shaggers don't get raptured dude.
StickyBun

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05/20/2011 06:49 AM
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CRIKEY!!! SHOULD WE BRING OUR TOMATO PLANTS INSIDE??????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


Move them to higher ground, I moved mine off the faultline.
Fancy meeting you here!
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05/20/2011 06:49 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Hello New Zealand!!! As you know, it is almost May 21 over there. Is anybody still there in New Zealand? Have you heard any trumpets or has anybody been ruptured?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


Sheep shaggers don't get raptured dude.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


maybe some US tourists will get ruptured, and the kiwis can tell us it happened!~!!!
Keep Smiling

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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Hello New Zealand!!! As you know, it is almost May 21 over there. Is anybody still there in New Zealand? Have you heard any trumpets or has anybody been ruptured?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


Sheep shaggers don't get raptured dude.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Hey Aunty Flo hows the Blue Mts? Lived in Clarence Rd, Blackheath for a couple of years and got married at the Victoria & Albert in Mt Vic. Good times.
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Just over an hour to go. Finished wrapping the tomato plants in tinfoil, now - where is that cat.
 Quoting: StickyBun


How many layers are you going to put on the cat?
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05/20/2011 06:53 AM
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Just over an hour to go. Finished wrapping the tomato plants in tinfoil, now - where is that cat.
 Quoting: StickyBun


I hope the power company are doing special pre rapture meter readings, just want all my afairs in order no outstanding bills know what I mean.
StickyBun

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05/20/2011 06:56 AM
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Just over an hour to go. Finished wrapping the tomato plants in tinfoil, now - where is that cat.
 Quoting: StickyBun


How many layers are you going to put on the cat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


He kept clawing the foil - so I killed him. I found one layer is sufficient since the rigamortis kicked in.
Fancy meeting you here!
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05/20/2011 06:57 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Hello New Zealand!!! As you know, it is almost May 21 over there. Is anybody still there in New Zealand? Have you heard any trumpets or has anybody been ruptured?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


Sheep shaggers don't get raptured dude.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Hey Aunty Flo hows the Blue Mts? Lived in Clarence Rd, Blackheath for a couple of years and got married at the Victoria & Albert in Mt Vic. Good times.
 Quoting: Keep Smiling


Hey... small world. I live quite a distance down the mountain but I went to school in Wentworth Falls, and my parents used to force me to go to Hartley Farm in my younger days. It's bloody cold at the moment, I couldn't live any further up. Too cold.
Keep Smiling

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05/20/2011 07:03 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Hello New Zealand!!! As you know, it is almost May 21 over there. Is anybody still there in New Zealand? Have you heard any trumpets or has anybody been ruptured?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


Sheep shaggers don't get raptured dude.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Hey Aunty Flo hows the Blue Mts? Lived in Clarence Rd, Blackheath for a couple of years and got married at the Victoria & Albert in Mt Vic. Good times.
 Quoting: Keep Smiling


Hey... small world. I live quite a distance down the mountain but I went to school in Wentworth Falls, and my parents used to force me to go to Hartley Farm in my younger days. It's bloody cold at the moment, I couldn't live any further up. Too cold.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Blackheath was always freezing and misty couldn't even have a summer bbq without the mist coming in. But they say its one of the safest places in the world when the giant FUBAR happens lol. At least you don't have far to get up the hill. That mist could come in and rapture everyone and you would never know.

Last Edited by Keep Smiling on 05/20/2011 07:04 AM
StickyBun

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05/20/2011 07:06 AM
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Re: New Zealand Rapture Check - are you still there New Zealand???
Just over an hour to go. Finished wrapping the tomato plants in tinfoil, now - where is that cat.
 Quoting: StickyBun


I hope the power company are doing special pre rapture meter readings, just want all my afairs in order no outstanding bills know what I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1391653


Got a letter from Mercury Energy yesterday, they are going to fit one of those smart meters next week. I bet they'll feel really stupid in about an hour from now. I might treat myself and boil the kettle twice tonight.
Fancy meeting you here!





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