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Jen User ID: 63911 United States 05/21/2011 01:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283882Let's count down for the joke!! . If you're still here, it's only because God has changed His mind. . No, it is because of some fake, spreading panic and taking money off people via donations. I wonder if he will give it all back? No... he's going camping! The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles |
Warhammer of Reason User ID: 1185032 United States 05/21/2011 01:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe God is showing up and realizing he shouldn't have taken such a long dump (I'm guessing that since it took seven days to build the world, which was like 4 billion years for us, a nice long grunt for him...) and shouldn't have taken his eyes off of us. His next thought would be to start over somewhere else. We will be left saying my god, my god, why hast thou forsaken us? Last Edited by The Analyst on 05/21/2011 01:10 PM I shall fear no evil. |
Satyagrahis User ID: 1147962 United Kingdom 05/21/2011 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 8 minutes to London doom.... Quoting: Warhammer of Reason2 minutes and counting... u still there? Just watched it hit zero and then start counting up. ... It was pretty anticlimactic. lol. Although I am in New York. Is anyone watching the news? Any headlines, no? Satyagrahis is in the UK, and survived! Yep! Still here, still in debt and not even a large lorry rumble to jolt the nerves... “Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.” "World peace, like community peace, does not require that each man love his neighbour, it requires only that they live with mutual tolerance, submitting their disputes to a just and peaceful settlement." ~ John F. Kennedy, Jr. |
Warhammer of Reason User ID: 1185032 United States 05/21/2011 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Jen2 minutes and counting... u still there? Just watched it hit zero and then start counting up. ... It was pretty anticlimactic. lol. Although I am in New York. Is anyone watching the news? Any headlines, no? Satyagrahis is in the UK, and survived! Yep! Still here, still in debt and not even a large lorry rumble to jolt the nerves... You must be quite powerful! =bow= I shall fear no evil. |
AWG User ID: 1298243 Netherlands 05/21/2011 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | of course nothing happened londen timezone. its guys like this with their betrayel and false info, people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them. another few of these lies and people loose hope fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes. if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me. believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless. people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions. they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet. He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle... until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc. when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up. and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378744 Canada 05/21/2011 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mankind is only as wicked as the media portrays it too be when you are only shown the darker side of man you will only see that side of it. News, movies, TV they are all milking the doom story and the extreme because that's good entertainment but that douse not mean its the right entertainment for us. |
Lotus Flower User ID: 1361979 United Kingdom 05/21/2011 01:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yes at 18.00 mesz i was in my supermarket for some wodkawhen suddenly a whole family disappeared Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393960I bet you just drank a bottle or two before that happened eh, hence why you were buying another. Lotus Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2 One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1393967 United States 05/21/2011 01:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | of course nothing happened londen timezone. Quoting: AWG 1298243its guys like this with their betrayel and false info, people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them. another few of these lies and people loose hope fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes. if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me. believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless. people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions. they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet. He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle... until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc. when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up. and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!! I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1348845 United States 05/21/2011 01:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God will not show himself on earth for another 5,000 years any one claiming to be god or a manifestation of god is a falls profit. "Bahá'u'lláh" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378744Mankind is only as wicked as the media portrays it too be when you are only shown the darker side of man you will only see that side of it. News, movies, TV they are all milking the doom story and the extreme because that's good entertainment but that douse not mean its the right entertainment for us. every man can be as wicked as his or her imagination.why so many fear the gov going after guns when you can put someone in a headlock and spoon their brains out through their eye socket. I myself have joined the gov tactics which is to spread lies among enemies and watch then kill eachother. to keep free from sin you have others do the littering . so easy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1387356 United States 05/21/2011 01:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | of course nothing happened londen timezone. Quoting: AWG 1298243its guys like this with their betrayel and false info, people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them. another few of these lies and people loose hope fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes. if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me. believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless. people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions. they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet. He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle... until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc. when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up. and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!! I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god. Shut up, loser. Go back to your Momma's basement. Referring to rude, immature poster. To the christian above: God bless. Good post. |
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Jen User ID: 63911 United States 05/21/2011 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | of course nothing happened londen timezone. Quoting: AWG 1298243its guys like this with their betrayel and false info, people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them. another few of these lies and people loose hope fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes. if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me. believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless. people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions. they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet. He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle... until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc. when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up. and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!! I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god. That man isn't God... stop believing in fucktards like Harold Camping... God told us in the bible that he will come like a thief in the night, and no man shall know the hour~ disappointment comes from believing in man, God is within you, believe in yourself, believe in the faith that God will help you withstand anything MAN throws at you. False predictions, God warned you about those! God is not a fairytale. I so fucking hate Hawkins for using that term, now every athiest tard who reads yahoo uses that term! again The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1266062 United States 05/21/2011 02:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . Quoting: AlasBabylonCamping said the "rapture" would be May 21. The "rapture" is a false doctrine, a heresy. Orthodox Christianity has NEVER professed a "rapture" prior to the second coming. Not the Catholic church, not Eastern Orthodoxy, not Martin Luther, not the Church of England. Only some Protestant sects believe and teach the rapture heresy. Those who are deceived by false prophets will embrace false doctrines. When blind men lead the blind, all will fall. . I believe Harold Camping is a tool to bring more dishonor to the Saints. Jesus said they hated him they will hate us. He is allowing the devil to use this Camping guy to give many Christians a black eye to the world and try to make us look ridiculous. The large media attention on this guy will ensure many Christians embarrassment. I am quite certain after extensive study that the rapture (greek: harpazo) in 1 Thess 4:16-17 is after the tribulation period in the 8th year, the day of the Lord and I believe that to be in Late 2018-Early 2019 approximately. Do I think a judgment on the USA could start today? Yes, but there is no pre-trib rapture. Most all pastors, at least in Southern California have this pre-trib doctrine and they taught me that. I never wanted to question it because it made me feel good, secure, and complacent. It was not until later that I studied it and found out: 1. That the pre-trib doctrine is not only wrong, but a doctrine straight from hell to put Christians to sleep. 2. How much pre-trib pushers do not understand about the deep things of the Word, because, when examining all of the verses, allegories, shadows, figures and types in the Word, so much of the Word says the same thing about the timing of the end (a 16-year cycle starting at the intersection of the dawning 3rd day (millenium) from Jesus (2nd Adam) and the dawning of the 7th day from the 1st Adam. This time has arrived. We have passed the 7 years of plenty and are soon to start the 7 years of famine. And we are raptured in the 8th year AFTER the tribulation period in the first 40-45 days of the Day of the Lord (Isa 34:8). Many of the rebellious, fleshly, and complacent Christians will perish in the 8 or so years left. As the test on Mount Carmel showed, the real god will deal with the problem of the flesh, one way or another. The moment someone pushed the pre-trib rapture doctrine, they have just told me how little they understand of the deep things of the Word of God. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1349539 United States 05/21/2011 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | of course nothing happened londen timezone. Quoting: AWG 1298243its guys like this with their betrayel and false info, people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them. another few of these lies and people loose hope fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes. if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me. believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless. people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions. they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet. He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle... until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc. when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up. and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!! I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god. :salute: That man isn't God... stop believing in fucktards like Harold Camping... God told us in the bible that he will come like a thief in the night, and no man shall know the hour~ disappointment comes from believing in man, God is within you, believe in yourself, believe in the faith that God will help you withstand anything MAN throws at you. False predictions, God warned you about those! God is not a fairytale. I so fucking hate Hawkins for using that term, now every athiest tard who reads yahoo uses that term! again :salute: so how do you explain this? Rev 3:3 Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. LoL, most of ya all don't know your ass from your elbow. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1394038 Germany 05/21/2011 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What first tipped me off to Camping's error was when he claimed ... Quoting: LunisolarWhat first tipped me off to Camping's error was when he quoted the Bible, full stop. Since when do fairy tales have anything to say about the fate of the world? It's not that Camping's calculations were wrong, his entire premise and prerequisite were false: the Bible. Who cares if the Bible say nobody will know the time? Of course nobody will, simply because it's all just fantasy bullshit. It's never going to happen, ever. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1394038 Germany 05/21/2011 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The old man Camper CANCELLED the damn thing many hours ago, what's wrong with you people? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393614He said the whole thing was coming from God. How can he cancel it? Did God send him a postponement memo? "Sorry, can't make it today, got a ton of things to do." |
Jen User ID: 63911 United States 05/21/2011 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | of course nothing happened londen timezone. Quoting: AWG 1298243its guys like this with their betrayel and false info, people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them. another few of these lies and people loose hope fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes. if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me. believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless. people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions. they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet. He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle... until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc. when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up. and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!! I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god. That man isn't God... stop believing in fucktards like Harold Camping... God told us in the bible that he will come like a thief in the night, and no man shall know the hour~ disappointment comes from believing in man, God is within you, believe in yourself, believe in the faith that God will help you withstand anything MAN throws at you. False predictions, God warned you about those! God is not a fairytale. I so fucking hate Hawkins for using that term, now every athiest tard who reads yahoo uses that term! again so how do you explain this? Rev 3:3 Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. LoL, most of ya all don't know your ass from your elbow. What it means is... that you should be ready. That you should repent, be a good person to those you can be good to, and stay away from those that make a mockery of God, once you see you cannot help them. Just like people like Harold Camping. What God means in those scriptures is that the angels in heaven won't even know the time, nor the hour, not even Jesus knows... Do not spend all of your time trying to figure out when he will come back, to not waste time wondering when he will right the wrongs on this earth, that judgement is for God, not man.... because only God knows the heart of each man. To spend your youth living, to spend your life well, for when he arrives, it will be a surprise, and don't get caught when you aren't ready. If you spend all your time waiting on him to return, you will miss the joys of your life, and in essense spend all of your time passing a form of judgement that is not yours to pass... The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles |
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Jen User ID: 63911 United States 05/21/2011 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What first tipped me off to Camping's error was when he claimed ... Quoting: LunisolarWhat first tipped me off to Camping's error was when he quoted the Bible, full stop. Since when do fairy tales have anything to say about the fate of the world? It's not that Camping's calculations were wrong, his entire premise and prerequisite were false: the Bible. Who cares if the Bible say nobody will know the time? Of course nobody will, simply because it's all just fantasy bullshit. It's never going to happen, ever. Maybe not in the way you think... again, we do not know, it's a matter of faith, which many don't understand or have any of... The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles |