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[PIN] May 21 End of the World: Countdown Clocks For Major Cities

 
Jen

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Let's count down for the joke!!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283882
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If you're still here
, it's only because God has changed His mind.



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1384160


No, it is because of some fake, spreading panic and taking money off people via donations.

I wonder if he will give it all back?
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


No... he's going camping! angel4
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles
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Maybe God is showing up and realizing he shouldn't have taken such a long dump (I'm guessing that since it took seven days to build the world, which was like 4 billion years for us, a nice long grunt for him...) and shouldn't have taken his eyes off of us. His next thought would be to start over somewhere else. We will be left saying my god, my god, why hast thou forsaken us?

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I shall fear no evil.
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8 minutes to London doom....
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2 minutes and counting... u still there?abduct
 Quoting: Jen


Just watched it hit zero and then start counting up. ... It was pretty anticlimactic. lol. Although I am in New York. Is anyone watching the news? Any headlines, no?
 Quoting: Warhammer of Reason


Satyagrahis is in the UK, and survived! muaha
 Quoting: Jen


Yep! Still here, still in debt and not even a large lorry rumble to jolt the nerves...cruise
hf
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2 minutes and counting... u still there?abduct
 Quoting: Jen


Just watched it hit zero and then start counting up. ... It was pretty anticlimactic. lol. Although I am in New York. Is anyone watching the news? Any headlines, no?
 Quoting: Warhammer of Reason


Satyagrahis is in the UK, and survived! muaha
 Quoting: Jen


Yep! Still here, still in debt and not even a large lorry rumble to jolt the nerves...cruise
hf
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You must be quite powerful! =bow=
I shall fear no evil.
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of course nothing happened londen timezone.

its guys like this with their betrayel and false info,
people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them.

another few of these lies and people loose hope
fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes.

if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me.
believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless.

people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions.

they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet.
He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle...

until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc.

when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up.
and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!hf
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maybe it's not a rapture of people but a rapture with the old going out and the new coming in?
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it is not rapture, but capture, people should capture Camping!!! sentence into prison!!!
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..mabey there was nobody worth rapturing..popcorn
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..mabey there was nobody worth rapturing..popcorn
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yes at 18.00 mesz i was in my supermarket for some wodkawhen suddenly a whole family disappeared
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whoopsy..double post!
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God will not show himself on earth for another 5,000 years any one claiming to be god or a manifestation of god is a falls profit. "Bahá'u'lláh"



Mankind is only as wicked as the media portrays it too be when you are only shown the darker side of man you will only see that side of it. News, movies, TV they are all milking the doom story and the extreme because that's good entertainment but that douse not mean its the right entertainment for us.
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yes at 18.00 mesz i was in my supermarket for some wodkawhen suddenly a whole family disappeared
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I bet you just drank a bottle or two before that happened eh, hence why you were buying another.
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of course nothing happened londen timezone.

its guys like this with their betrayel and false info,
people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them.

another few of these lies and people loose hope
fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes.

if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me.
believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless.

people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions.

they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet.
He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle...

until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc.

when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up.
and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!hf
 Quoting: AWG 1298243



I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god.
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there is god.....that's it...
god does not matter about our predictions or whatever.
so leave him alone and he is going to do what he wants to do.
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God will not show himself on earth for another 5,000 years any one claiming to be god or a manifestation of god is a falls profit. "Bahá'u'lláh"



Mankind is only as wicked as the media portrays it too be when you are only shown the darker side of man you will only see that side of it. News, movies, TV they are all milking the doom story and the extreme because that's good entertainment but that douse not mean its the right entertainment for us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378744


every man can be as wicked as his or her imagination.why so many fear the gov going after guns when you can put someone in a headlock and spoon their brains out through their eye socket. I myself have joined the gov tactics which is to spread lies among enemies and watch then kill eachother. to keep free from sin you have others do the littering . so easy
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of course nothing happened londen timezone.

its guys like this with their betrayel and false info,
people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them.

another few of these lies and people loose hope
fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes.

if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me.
believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless.

people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions.

they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet.
He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle...

until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc.

when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up.
and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!hf
 Quoting: AWG 1298243



I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393967


Shut up, loser. Go back to your Momma's basement. Referring to rude, immature poster. To the christian above: God bless. Good post.
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it already didn't happen!
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it already didn't happen!

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it already didn't happen!

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of course nothing happened....
an american idiot claims something and glp has something to do during the weekend
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only 4 hours left until 22nd may... and begining of a new world
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of course nothing happened londen timezone.

its guys like this with their betrayel and false info,
people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them.

another few of these lies and people loose hope
fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes.

if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me.
believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless.

people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions.

they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet.
He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle...

until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc.

when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up.
and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!hf
 Quoting: AWG 1298243



I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393967


salute
That man isn't God... stop believing in fucktards like Harold Camping... God told us in the bible that he will come like a thief in the night, and no man shall know the hour~ disappointment comes from believing in man, God is within you, believe in yourself, believe in the faith that God will help you withstand anything MAN throws at you. False predictions, God warned you about those! God is not a fairytale. I so fucking hate Hawkins for using that term, now every athiest tard who reads yahoo uses that term!

again
salute
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles
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Camping said the "rapture" would be May 21.

The "rapture" is a false doctrine, a heresy.

Orthodox Christianity has NEVER professed
a "rapture" prior to the second coming. Not
the Catholic church, not Eastern Orthodoxy,
not Martin Luther, not the Church of England.

Only some Protestant sects believe and teach
the rapture heresy.

Those who are deceived by false prophets will
embrace false doctrines. When blind men lead
the blind, all will fall.
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 Quoting: AlasBabylon


I believe Harold Camping is a tool to bring more dishonor to the Saints. Jesus said they hated him they will hate us.
He is allowing the devil to use this Camping guy to give many Christians a black eye to the world and try to make us look ridiculous. The large media attention on this guy will ensure many Christians embarrassment.

I am quite certain after extensive study that the rapture (greek: harpazo) in 1 Thess 4:16-17 is after the tribulation period in the 8th year, the day of the Lord and I believe that to be in Late 2018-Early 2019 approximately.
Do I think a judgment on the USA could start today? Yes,
but there is no pre-trib rapture. Most all pastors, at least in Southern California have this pre-trib doctrine and they taught me that. I never wanted to question it because it made me feel good, secure, and complacent. It was not until later that I studied it and found out:

1. That the pre-trib doctrine is not only wrong, but a doctrine straight from hell to put Christians to sleep.

2. How much pre-trib pushers do not understand about the deep things of the Word, because, when examining all of the verses, allegories, shadows, figures and types in the Word, so much of the Word says the same thing about the timing
of the end (a 16-year cycle starting at the intersection of the dawning 3rd day (millenium) from Jesus (2nd Adam) and the dawning of the 7th day from the 1st Adam.

This time has arrived. We have passed the 7 years of plenty and are soon to start the 7 years of famine. And we are raptured in the 8th year AFTER the tribulation period in the first 40-45 days of the Day of the Lord (Isa 34:8).
Many of the rebellious, fleshly, and complacent Christians will perish in the 8 or so years left. As the test on Mount Carmel showed, the real god will deal with the problem of the flesh, one way or another.

The moment someone pushed the pre-trib rapture doctrine, they have just told me how little they understand of the deep things of the Word of God.
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Ice where are you now???
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The old man Camper CANCELLED the damn thing many hours ago, what's wrong with you people?

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of course nothing happened londen timezone.

its guys like this with their betrayel and false info,
people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them.

another few of these lies and people loose hope
fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes.

if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me.
believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless.

people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions.

they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet.
He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle...

until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc.

when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up.
and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!hf
 Quoting: AWG 1298243



I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393967


:salute:
That man isn't God... stop believing in fucktards like Harold Camping... God told us in the bible that he will come like a thief in the night, and no man shall know the hour~ disappointment comes from believing in man, God is within you, believe in yourself, believe in the faith that God will help you withstand anything MAN throws at you. False predictions, God warned you about those! God is not a fairytale. I so fucking hate Hawkins for using that term, now every athiest tard who reads yahoo uses that term!

again
:salute:
 Quoting: Jen


so how do you explain this?

Rev 3:3 Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.

LoL, most of ya all don't know your ass from your elbow.
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What first tipped me off to Camping's error was when he claimed ...
 Quoting: Lunisolar


What first tipped me off to Camping's error was when he quoted the Bible, full stop.

Since when do fairy tales have anything to say about the fate of the world?

It's not that Camping's calculations were wrong, his entire premise and prerequisite were false: the Bible.

Who cares if the Bible say nobody will know the time? Of course nobody will, simply because it's all just fantasy bullshit. It's never going to happen, ever.
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The old man Camper CANCELLED the damn thing many hours ago, what's wrong with you people?
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He said the whole thing was coming from God. How can he cancel it?

Did God send him a postponement memo? "Sorry, can't make it today, got a ton of things to do."
Jen

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of course nothing happened londen timezone.

its guys like this with their betrayel and false info,
people will stop believing in the return of Jesus because of him/them.

another few of these lies and people loose hope
fall asleep only to find their lamps without oil when the groom comes.

if Jesus returned today it would have surprised me.
believe it or not this world is not there yet, it will become much more evil and hopeless.

people should take care of their personal relationship with Christ instead of making/believing false predictions.

they should invest in land,food,water,supplies for things to come instead of hoping that Jesus comes soon only to find each time that He doesn,t just yet.
He will come like a thief in the night not as some shiny miracle...

until that time their will be hardship and false predictions,earthquakes,violence from nature,famine,diseases,economic collapse,anarchie etc etc.

when that all happens a leader(ac)shall rise up.
and jesus comes like a thief in the night, searching for those that kept their faith.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!hf
 Quoting: AWG 1298243



I have a wonderful idea for you: quit being.such a fucktard who believes in fairy tales like god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393967


salute
That man isn't God... stop believing in fucktards like Harold Camping... God told us in the bible that he will come like a thief in the night, and no man shall know the hour~ disappointment comes from believing in man, God is within you, believe in yourself, believe in the faith that God will help you withstand anything MAN throws at you. False predictions, God warned you about those! God is not a fairytale. I so fucking hate Hawkins for using that term, now every athiest tard who reads yahoo uses that term!

again
salute
 Quoting: Jen


so how do you explain this?

Rev 3:3 Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.

LoL, most of ya all don't know your ass from your elbow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1349539


What it means is... that you should be ready. That you should repent, be a good person to those you can be good to, and stay away from those that make a mockery of God, once you see you cannot help them. Just like people like Harold Camping. What God means in those scriptures is that the angels in heaven won't even know the time, nor the hour, not even Jesus knows... Do not spend all of your time trying to figure out when he will come back, to not waste time wondering when he will right the wrongs on this earth, that judgement is for God, not man.... because only God knows the heart of each man. To spend your youth living, to spend your life well, for when he arrives, it will be a surprise, and don't get caught when you aren't ready. If you spend all your time waiting on him to return, you will miss the joys of your life, and in essense spend all of your time passing a form of judgement that is not yours to pass...
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles
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quick !! your last chance to also enjoy some nordiKK death metal. you should do both actually - jerk off to a piece by a group named knorrkatorr or something hahaaha
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lmao
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What first tipped me off to Camping's error was when he claimed ...
 Quoting: Lunisolar


What first tipped me off to Camping's error was when he quoted the Bible, full stop.

Since when do fairy tales have anything to say about the fate of the world?

It's not that Camping's calculations were wrong, his entire premise and prerequisite were false: the Bible.

Who cares if the Bible say nobody will know the time? Of course nobody will, simply because it's all just fantasy bullshit. It's never going to happen, ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394038


Maybe not in the way you think... again, we do not know, it's a matter of faith, which many don't understand or have any of...
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles





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