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***The Illuminati Made Me an Offer I Couldn't Refuse!
The Illuminati's Human Resources recruiter just called and said they're offering me a job as account manager! OMG!

I start this Monday, assuming I don't get raptured. I'm supposed to report at 9am, sharp, to their headquarters on 33 Bavarian Way.
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So, anywayz, the job pays $60 per hour as a contractor. I'll also be covered by their health plan. Some travel is required, following the Bilderberg meetings each year. Well, on the up side, I get to attend the annual company blowout party at the Grove.
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Update: The girls over in the Chemtrails and Terraforming Department are smokin' hot!
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get me a job dude.
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"My mother has heard groups talk at their home and she says they all are worried because of something big going on behind the scenes. She is not sure exactly what but said that she heard bits and pieces of them talking about a man that is here now they believe 2 be some major prophet of god. 4 real. She said they are afraid of this guy. I am trying 2 find out more and will post as soon as I do. I am as curious as you guys."

Re: Jessica Simpsons MTV house in Calabasas had hidden cameras everhwere Quote [+] #

Good work, don't be afraid to let us know more. About the prophet, does he work for a church? Also is it a regional SOCAL thing or national?

From the way I read it, it sounds like some major dude, not just some local guy in the LA area. When he said "here now", I took that as here on earth now. I wouldn't think that they would obsess over someone locally, but I could be wrong... have been twice. lol
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827959

1st off, let me state that although my mom has been through hell, she is surprisingly strong and fairly stable. I say fairly because she does have her moments. U cannot endure all she has and be 'normal'.

But as far as her making things up or being psycho, no. She does not and is not. She credits her sanity to the fact she became a Christian in 2002. Her stability has helped me tremendously even of late. She is probably reading this as soon as I post it. Yes, she is fully aware now of this thread. I tell her everything. She tells me everything.

So this is what I asked her last night. Can u give me more detail about what u overheard? Do u know more about this guy they are afraid of?

She said that there were many at their home that evening. She overheard them talking about Obama. She said she has known that he was placed in office by what she calls 'them'. My father is 1 of 'them'. She said that things are not going as planned with him and that they are going 2 sacrifice him. That is when she heard about either killing him or removing him due 2 him not being a legal citizen.

She then told me all she heard was bits and pieces about this guy they fear. She said they got really quiet when the subject went 2 this. He evidently is some guy that they have known about 4 a while. They have tried 2 kill this guy but cannot. She said that 1 of them said loudly enough 4 her 2 hear that he is protected by god and cannot be killed. She did say late last night when we talked that they said something about him being some major guy 4 god himself and that he was an american. That is all she heard but is going 2 try and find out more if possible.

4 u that want 2 say I am full of shit and am giving no proof, kiss my ass. I am just passing info. I am doing so 2 see what u guys know as well and 2 somehow try and help the ones trapped in the game like me. I never said I had pics or links or the videos, now did I? No. I do have A LOT of 1st hand experience and knowledge on this thread subject and also positively know a lot of the people that control your life, all the way down 2 how much u pay 4 your gas 2 put in your car."

and what did this man "say and do" that would get anyone else killed?


I will use a analogy and I hope you get it.

Think of this man as a small white Italian man going into the heart of the bronx at 4am.

Now imagine that every single person he passes by he gives them the finger. He sees a group of 13 big and scary looking black guys and he pulls down his pants and moons them. He then walks through the neighborhood cursing everyone out.

Now do you think that this little white guy is going to see 5 am let alone the sunrise? Not only did he see the sunrise, he is on the way to walking out the neighborhood, making it a better place by his presence. Only a few wants to harm him, many are clapping their hands and laughing with something the nwo hates, happyness.

I do not know if he will survive tho, his life hangs in the balance every day.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse. Quote [+] #

So when did this guy showed up then?
Quoting: Ho Anu


He did not show up so to speak, the nwo tried to make him a sex slave. Yes, sadly the nwo has many slaves :(

They started to try and take him over using their methods to order the subconscious to be a slave in 2005 but they had their eye on this man since the 90's.

The nwo uses tech that has not been released to the public, it would blow your mind. This man, what made the nwo take notice, is the fact that their nlp/hypnosis mind control does not work on him.

They have been trying to crack him for 5 years now, hardcore, and he still remains free of the control. Trust me when I say, this ability can only be given by God because no human can resist once thew nwo starts to take over your mind.

9/11 was so much more then you know. 9/11 was used as a mass brainwashing psyop. All that terror, all that fear, that is the key to the mind. They use fear to get into your mind. The digital hdtv, the electronic music, the 3d movies, all designed to turn you into something else. And you won't even know you have changed or that your brainwashed. They change your thoughts, and you won't even have a clue.

As I said we have been due for a "refresher" in fear because the mass hypnosis on the populace is wearing off but they can't act until this matter gets cleared up.
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and what did this man "say and do" that would get anyone else killed?


I will use a analogy and I hope you get it.

Think of this man as a small white Italian man going into the heart of the bronx at 4am.

Now imagine that every single person he passes by he gives them the finger. He sees a group of 13 big and scary looking black guys and he pulls down his pants and moons them. He then walks through the neighborhood cursing everyone out.

Now do you think that this little white guy is going to see 5 am let alone the sunrise? Not only did he see the sunrise, he is on the way to walking out the neighborhood, making it a better place by his presence. Only a few wants to harm him, many are clapping their hands and laughing with something the nwo hates, happyness.

I do not know if he will survive tho, his life hangs in the balance every day.


nice answer without answering my question.. u told nothing about what was said/done by this guy apparently and talked about a hypothetical dude instead.

hey man i fight the illuminatis also on the astral plane:)
Quoting: White Dragon


I made it as clear as i could. He basically told the Illuminati to go fuck itself, basically to their faces, and they did not kill him, rather they like him because he is REAL and not a zombie.

Clear now?
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oh it isn't that importand.

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Look. Just the FACT that "Nobody" may exist.

Someone may be revealed via some sort of "Inheritance" or peraps he is "NeO" like some sort of "Matrix", C'mon,BS!

We all gey paid! Him Too!

Go with the flow!

Let your foot the neck of an unware lamb/sacrifice.
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no it's those first lines he says when you begin.

it means that you are all weirdos trying to run for something while the rest is the same.
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Update: The girls over in the Chemtrails and Terraforming Department are smokin' hot!
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Sweet!

And congrats!
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Update: The girls over in the Chemtrails and Terraforming Department are smokin' hot!
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Sweet!

And congrats!
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i hope they used their mind control tech to make them sex slave, so we can g4ng r4p3 them.
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I'm auprised that your fellow cult have not caught on to to what is supposed to happen I can't explain on these forums or I would mess up the proposal our father had. As known everything happens for a reason the refresh can be stopped if you listen and meet with me. Other wise ill continue what I am on the course of doing. I can help you back on the right path and I can dull the coming retribution.
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I'm auprised that your fellow cult have not caught on to to what is supposed to happen I can't explain on these forums or I would mess up the proposal our father had. As known everything happens for a reason the refresh can be stopped if you listen and meet with me. Other wise ill continue what I am on the course of doing. I can help you back on the right path and I can dull the coming retribution.
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Talk to me
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So, anywayz, the job pays $60 per hour as a contractor. I'll also be covered by their health plan. Some travel is required, following the Bilderberg meetings each year. Well, on the up side, I get to attend the annual company blowout party at the Grove.
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i would go for it
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They knew what they had to do. The contract is almost expired. We all signed one before being given flesh. So glad most people will think this is rambling. Orders.
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There it is. It wasn't necessary. I will most likely have to pay something, and it isn't money. Many were lied to, but there is a promise that will be fulfilled. "They" are aware of that. "They" want what "they" were forbidden to have until the moment. We went too fast. But it was written.I love you all.
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To you devoted...how can you not see it was your desire for Truth and Love that led you to fall into a lie in the first place? Love, Love.
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And yet, without those talons, or those antlers, they will still believe they are "in" on something I do not know. But why did "they" need your freedom? Has no one asked this? Love, love.
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But it was just a game right? One to one to one. Never thought that maybe one was being played, yet still took credit for it all.
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And the implication was the Rainbow. A symbol of hope, forgiveness, and promise. Why do they want me to run?
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I was never an actor...there are 7 clues...Love, Love.
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AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE

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Hehehehe

[link to www.gematrix.org]

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"Re: Jessica Simpsons MTV house in Calabasas had hidden cameras everhwere

"My mother has heard groups talk at their home and she says they all are worried because of something big going on behind the scenes. She is not sure exactly what but said that she heard bits and pieces of them talking about a man that is here now they believe 2 be some major prophet of god. 4 real. She said they are afraid of this guy. I am trying 2 find out more and will post as soon as I do. I am as curious as you guys."

Re: Jessica Simpsons MTV house in Calabasas had hidden cameras everhwere Quote [+] #

Good work, don't be afraid to let us know more. About the prophet, does he work for a church? Also is it a regional SOCAL thing or national?

From the way I read it, it sounds like some major dude, not just some local guy in the LA area. When he said "here now", I took that as here on earth now. I wouldn't think that they would obsess over someone locally, but I could be wrong... have been twice. lol
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827959

1st off, let me state that although my mom has been through hell, she is surprisingly strong and fairly stable. I say fairly because she does have her moments. U cannot endure all she has and be 'normal'.

But as far as her making things up or being psycho, no. She does not and is not. She credits her sanity to the fact she became a Christian in 2002. Her stability has helped me tremendously even of late. She is probably reading this as soon as I post it. Yes, she is fully aware now of this thread. I tell her everything. She tells me everything.

So this is what I asked her last night. Can u give me more detail about what u overheard? Do u know more about this guy they are afraid of?

She said that there were many at their home that evening. She overheard them talking about Obama. She said she has known that he was placed in office by what she calls 'them'. My father is 1 of 'them'. She said that things are not going as planned with him and that they are going 2 sacrifice him. That is when she heard about either killing him or removing him due 2 him not being a legal citizen.

She then told me all she heard was bits and pieces about this guy they fear. She said they got really quiet when the subject went 2 this. He evidently is some guy that they have known about 4 a while. They have tried 2 kill this guy but cannot. She said that 1 of them said loudly enough 4 her 2 hear that he is protected by god and cannot be killed. She did say late last night when we talked that they said something about him being some major guy 4 god himself and that he was an american. That is all she heard but is going 2 try and find out more if possible.

4 u that want 2 say I am full of shit and am giving no proof, kiss my ass. I am just passing info. I am doing so 2 see what u guys know as well and 2 somehow try and help the ones trapped in the game like me. I never said I had pics or links or the videos, now did I? No. I do have A LOT of 1st hand experience and knowledge on this thread subject and also positively know a lot of the people that control your life, all the way down 2 how much u pay 4 your gas 2 put in your car."

and what did this man "say and do" that would get anyone else killed?


I will use a analogy and I hope you get it.

Think of this man as a small white Italian man going into the heart of the bronx at 4am.

Now imagine that every single person he passes by he gives them the finger. He sees a group of 13 big and scary looking black guys and he pulls down his pants and moons them. He then walks through the neighborhood cursing everyone out.

Now do you think that this little white guy is going to see 5 am let alone the sunrise? Not only did he see the sunrise, he is on the way to walking out the neighborhood, making it a better place by his presence. Only a few wants to harm him, many are clapping their hands and laughing with something the nwo hates, happyness.

I do not know if he will survive tho, his life hangs in the balance every day.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 960594

Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse. Quote [+] #

So when did this guy showed up then?
Quoting: Ho Anu


He did not show up so to speak, the nwo tried to make him a sex slave. Yes, sadly the nwo has many slaves :(

They started to try and take him over using their methods to order the subconscious to be a slave in 2005 but they had their eye on this man since the 90's.

The nwo uses tech that has not been released to the public, it would blow your mind. This man, what made the nwo take notice, is the fact that their nlp/hypnosis mind control does not work on him.

They have been trying to crack him for 5 years now, hardcore, and he still remains free of the control. Trust me when I say, this ability can only be given by God because no human can resist once thew nwo starts to take over your mind.

9/11 was so much more then you know. 9/11 was used as a mass brainwashing psyop. All that terror, all that fear, that is the key to the mind. They use fear to get into your mind. The digital hdtv, the electronic music, the 3d movies, all designed to turn you into something else. And you won't even know you have changed or that your brainwashed. They change your thoughts, and you won't even have a clue.

As I said we have been due for a "refresher" in fear because the mass hypnosis on the populace is wearing off but they can't act until this matter gets cleared up.
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and what did this man "say and do" that would get anyone else killed?


I will use a analogy and I hope you get it.

Think of this man as a small white Italian man going into the heart of the bronx at 4am.

Now imagine that every single person he passes by he gives them the finger. He sees a group of 13 big and scary looking black guys and he pulls down his pants and moons them. He then walks through the neighborhood cursing everyone out.

Now do you think that this little white guy is going to see 5 am let alone the sunrise? Not only did he see the sunrise, he is on the way to walking out the neighborhood, making it a better place by his presence. Only a few wants to harm him, many are clapping their hands and laughing with something the nwo hates, happyness.

I do not know if he will survive tho, his life hangs in the balance every day.


nice answer without answering my question.. u told nothing about what was said/done by this guy apparently and talked about a hypothetical dude instead.

hey man i fight the illuminatis also on the astral plane:)
Quoting: White Dragon


I made it as clear as i could. He basically told the Illuminati to go fuck itself, basically to their faces, and they did not kill him, rather they like him because he is REAL and not a zombie.

Clear now?
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Which anime movie was that all taken from? Or are you writing your own fiction.

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AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE

[link to icu8124me.deviantart.com]

Hehehehe

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On a holiday or a business trip in the USA? Your user details have your location as Australia?
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Which anime movie was that all taken from? Or are you writing your own fiction.

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Many stories find a way of recurring in human consciousness without any kind of plagiarism or copying involved.
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Which anime movie was that all taken from? Or are you writing your own fiction.

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Many stories find a way of recurring in human consciousness without any kind of plagiarism or copying involved.
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I make a point of not conversing with people who have anime characters as their AV. They usually demonstrate a lack of maturity, and have delusions of their own grandeur.

peace
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Any many of them are members of satanic gang stalking cults.
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Which anime movie was that all taken from? Or are you writing your own fiction.

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Many stories find a way of recurring in human consciousness without any kind of plagiarism or copying involved.
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I make a point of not conversing with people who have anime characters as their AV. They usually demonstrate a lack of maturity, and have delusions of their own grandeur.

peace
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Make whatever assumptions you like, but even if you are right 90% of the time you will be wrong the remaining 10%. If you are that close-minded, I'd rather not talk to you anyhow.

peace
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Fine by me. At least I am only wrong 10% of the time though. Anyone who believes in the Nobody is 100% wrong.
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Fine by me. At least I am only wrong 10% of the time though. Anyone who believes in the Nobody is 100% wrong.
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It should be taken symbolically, it's meant to be a representation - not a reality. The original perpetrator of the Nobody meme admitted that he made it up about himself, but 'The Nobody' story took on a life of its own anyway. That's how myths are born, and myths are living symbols. Belief is less important then the effect of choosing to believe.
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aside from the non-stop mindfucking, they're pretty human folks.

I don't now what's under the mask on most of these folks but they project a decent image

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