What a stressful weekend.

Expecting at any moment to lose all sense of self and be sucked into the sky or worse, have an earthquake open under my feet sucking me into the fires below, I spent Fri night not sleeping..... instead I was looking at the clocks worldwide. Watching another time zone seep into that magical date... 05/21/11... the RAPTURE!!!

As I stumbled around this morning I didnt' know what to think.

The sky was grey. The birds were quiet. Very few humans were out and about. Had I missed my flight???!?!?!?!?! I took the dogs out for their morning walk, careful - not worried about stepping on dog crap - but careful not to step on a new fissure in the ground.

As we finished the walk I was without energy.

Came upstairs and fed the young pup and told the old one to stop begging (he reminds me what rapturious Christians must seem like for God).

I crawled back into bed hoping to get rest. But then I saw a thread I started days ago had finally been pinned. So I was happy. But then I thought again of my long awaited trip with Brother Camping and Co.

Should I dress differently? Shine some shoes?? Wear underwear for once (yes, I'm one of those slobs who likes to ''let it all hang out'' and that would be brilliant were there a 'lot' to hang. But even with a small pecker, who wants to meet both God, Jesus their favorites, the Jews, with his average (at best) sized wiener sloshing back and forth in his pants??

Yep.

I was rattled today.

FINALLY tonight. 1130PM Here I am. Still stuck on planet Fucking earth. Damn. Bro Camping promised the good ones would be sucked away to spend eternity serving the jews and god while the rest would just disappear.. forget everything.. no hellfire. . no misery.. just a lack of memory and a lack of presence. Either was cool with me.

But here I am. Stuck ON PLANET HELL!!!!!

So - finally I'm gonna chill. Forget my worries. I opened a new bottle of Italian dry red wine (it is almost gone now... I'm on fumes, like brother Camping's ministery). Why not some MUSIC?

Not holy rolller music, but some real HELL RAISIN' MAN'S MUSIC?!?!?!

HANK WILLIAMS THE THIRD (The only true life royalty in the USofA!!!!)
---- and feel free to add your own post rapture music to get stoned/drunk/high/low by! -----