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Are GLP christians done? They all believe the same shit!! They have lost any and all validity!!

 
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why stop at GLP and Christians ?
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For real, how silly of me, they're done all over the world.....lol!!




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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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I was told by the Holy Spirit that it was not the rapture, I posted it on Ice's post. I told everyone in chat. You knew it was not true H T. Yahoshua never called his followers Christians. They were The Way or The Nazoraion. That is the first lie and on it goes Christmas Easter Sunday Trinity on and on they choose to believe a lie. Don't allow other people to teach your children about what you believe. It is time each person take responsible for there own actions and stop supporting lies.
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The fact that a date was set just guarantees that it is not going to happen then.
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I see true christians vs date setting christians...


Is there another schism at the foot of Christianity??
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ohno

Are GLP christians done?

They all believe the same shit!!

They have lost any and all validity!!

There will always be, as in the past, someone of this religion settings dates for a second coming, the rapture, gods judgment!!

Its over, get used to it!!







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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


Hard you are a shallow soul

without Christians to throw up on what would you have except some vain attempt of selling a form of light that you never express

if you have a higher self you have done a very good job of hiding it !!



sure wrong about May 21st but I will walk in the light I have seen and enjoy the day !
 Quoting: Ice


ICE..you have just spent MONTHS telling people in a very smug and arrogant way that they will BURN IN HELL and that it was THIER WALK..

Day after day you threatened and cursed everyone in a self satisfied oh so certain SMUGNESS that even Satan would have been hard pressed immitating.

And you then have the hide to call HT "A SHALLOW SOUL"?

For months now you have been an arrogant unteachable ignorant SWINE to everyone...and you think because you said "OK I was wrong" it makes it all better overnight?

You have YET to apolagise for your pathetic smug arrogance in the way you handled people. You did not CARE about them..you just told them "IM save dand will be rapture..YOU are not save so you will BURN at the hands of my LOVING GOD"

YOu were so CERTAIN it was true..you bragged and bragged and BRAGGED about how you has done the "Study" and were CERTAIN...when NORMAL people read that study and saw all the HOLES in it right away..and when they pointed this out to you you treated them like SHIT.

And now all the bumlickers are kissing your rectum and licking up the shit once again..JUST because you saud "I was wrong"

ICE..you have ZERO humility and your comment to HT onjly PROVES that notyhing has chged within you at all.

YOu are STILL and ARROGANS SELF RIGHTEOUS PUFFED UP FOOL...and ONLY people of the SAME spirit as you fall for you so called "Apology" which in nothing of the sort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395696


I notice ICE wont touch this the pathetic shitstain that he is.


And..whats REALLY RETARDED..is regardless of what you believe about the rapture...

CHRISTAINS ALL agree that your LOVING BEAUTIFUL GOD is going to TORTURE US ALL IN HELL FOREVER if we DONT happen to agree with whatever is the new rapture date of the month is or whatever the latest revelation of BULLSHIT is.

IF WE dont BOW to you and your satanic torturung FUCKHOLE OF A SATANIC GOD....we BURN FOREVER in his GREAT LOVE...of TORTURE.

SO FUCK YOU ALL ya misbegotten HATE filled ARROGANT FUCKS!
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NO we are coming back stronger than ever
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coming back from what? the great raptor?
coming back to do what, to preach more doom and fear to others or actually spready truth and love this time?
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It seems christianity has some sort of disclaimer...

These are not real Christian's although they legitimately represent christianity, not as fraudulent scamming
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We are called to bless those which curse us.
We are called to pray for those who insult us.

Prayers and Blessings to you OP.

peace,
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NO we are coming back stronger than ever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1387341


coming back from what? the great raptor?
coming back to do what, to preach more doom and fear to others or actually spready truth and love this time?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395725


Coming back stronger with more dates....

Or maybe he was saying its a publicity stunt...

Chrisitians know the dates mean nothing, but more people start going to church and membership grows faster than ever.

Now thats good business practice....
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We are called to bless those which curse us.
We are called to pray for those who insult us.

Prayers and Blessings to you OP.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Yet the fraudulent christians are not held accountable, reminds me of why Israel was exiled from it's land...

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FYI... most Christians - true Christians - do not believe the false prophets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394063


Exactly and false prophets are not of God.

Also true followers of Christ do not believe in date setting, they know the Bible teaches against date setting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394866


So why aren't preachers excommunicated like in Catholicism? Theyre allowed to represent Christianity legitimately while running fraudulent scams
 Quoting: TheRealUFOAngel


ex-communicated from what? you will find "preachers" and "teachers" all over the world speaking out against people like that. the false prophets and "wolves in sheep's clothing" that get rich off of people using God's Word, the ones that use God's name while living a second, secret life...they are all exposed eventually. they will also have to answer to God for their sins.

you can't throw someone out of "Christianity" who is the leader that can do that? they can be fired from a denomination as a pastor, the Catholic Church can ex-communicate anyone they want, but that has nothing to do with salvation. The Catholic Church does not determine the salvation of anyone, God alone has that power.
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ohno

Are GLP christians done?

They all believe the same shit!!

They have lost any and all validity!!

There will always be, as in the past, someone of this religion settings dates for a second coming, the rapture, gods judgment!!

Its over, get used to it!!







___________

If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


Hard you are a shallow soul

without Christians to throw up on what would you have except some vain attempt of selling a form of light that you never express

if you have a higher self you have done a very good job of hiding it !!



sure wrong about May 21st but I will walk in the light I have seen and enjoy the day !
 Quoting: Ice


ICE..you have just spent MONTHS telling people in a very smug and arrogant way that they will BURN IN HELL and that it was THIER WALK..

Day after day you threatened and cursed everyone in a self satisfied oh so certain SMUGNESS that even Satan would have been hard pressed immitating.

And you then have the hide to call HT "A SHALLOW SOUL"?

For months now you have been an arrogant unteachable ignorant SWINE to everyone...and you think because you said "OK I was wrong" it makes it all better overnight?

You have YET to apolagise for your pathetic smug arrogance in the way you handled people. You did not CARE about them..you just told them "IM save dand will be rapture..YOU are not save so you will BURN at the hands of my LOVING GOD"

YOu were so CERTAIN it was true..you bragged and bragged and BRAGGED about how you has done the "Study" and were CERTAIN...when NORMAL people read that study and saw all the HOLES in it right away..and when they pointed this out to you you treated them like SHIT.

And now all the bumlickers are kissing your rectum and licking up the shit once again..JUST because you saud "I was wrong"

ICE..you have ZERO humility and your comment to HT onjly PROVES that notyhing has chged within you at all.

YOu are STILL and ARROGANS SELF RIGHTEOUS PUFFED UP FOOL...and ONLY people of the SAME spirit as you fall for you so called "Apology" which in nothing of the sort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395696


I notice ICE wont touch this the pathetic shitstain that he is.


And..whats REALLY RETARDED..is regardless of what you believe about the rapture...

CHRISTAINS ALL agree that your LOVING BEAUTIFUL GOD is going to TORTURE US ALL IN HELL FOREVER if we DONT happen to agree with whatever is the new rapture date of the month is or whatever the latest revelation of BULLSHIT is.

IF WE dont BOW to you and your satanic torturung FUCKHOLE OF A SATANIC GOD....we BURN FOREVER in his GREAT LOVE...of TORTURE.

SO FUCK YOU ALL ya misbegotten HATE filled ARROGANT FUCKS!

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FYI...i think that anyone that believes a date set is wrong.
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I see true christians vs date setting christians...


Is there another schism at the foot of Christianity??
 Quoting: TheRealUFOAngel


"date setting" the person doing that is a false prophet. can a christian be fooled by one of those type? yes. it is exactly why the Bible teaches to test everything.

a date being set is easily tested, the Bible says that no man, not even Christ, knows the date of the return.

immediately that tells you that someone setting a date is teaching a false gospel and not of God.
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Re: Are GLP christians done? They all believe the same shit!! They have lost any and all validity!!
FYI... most Christians - true Christians - do not believe the false prophets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394063


Exactly and false prophets are not of God.

Also true followers of Christ do not believe in date setting, they know the Bible teaches against date setting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394866


So why aren't preachers excommunicated like in Catholicism? Theyre allowed to represent Christianity legitimately while running fraudulent scams
 Quoting: TheRealUFOAngel


ex-communicated from what? you will find "preachers" and "teachers" all over the world speaking out against people like that. the false prophets and "wolves in sheep's clothing" that get rich off of people using God's Word, the ones that use God's name while living a second, secret life...they are all exposed eventually. they will also have to answer to God for their sins.

you can't throw someone out of "Christianity" who is the leader that can do that? they can be fired from a denomination as a pastor, the Catholic Church can ex-communicate anyone they want, but that has nothing to do with salvation. The Catholic Church does not determine the salvation of anyone, God alone has that power.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394866


We aren't talking about salvation, we are talking about what christian preachers are able to do...

The preodestant christian has no tools to control chaos within the church, its just self righteous people saying im right no im right..

And when people lose money sometimes their entire life savings, who is there to help them? No one, again it is not right to allow fraud preachers to confuse people because they assume that they are supported by the whole denominations

If you do not stop these bad business practices, the religion will be exposed as a business, not salvation
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I see true christians vs date setting christians...


Is there another schism at the foot of Christianity??
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"date setting" the person doing that is a false prophet. can a christian be fooled by one of those type? yes. it is exactly why the Bible teaches to test everything.

a date being set is easily tested, the Bible says that no man, not even Christ, knows the date of the return.

immediately that tells you that someone setting a date is teaching a false gospel and not of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394866


The bible also would arrest and hold any one to a speedy trial for thumping bad theology.

WHY? Because its like digging up a stop sign where one should be.

NOT EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO

Therefore the denomination should be ashamed of all the preachers its allowed to steal from people because of bad interpretation of theology
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Can someone link me to a post which shows a genuine christian reponse of being upset or concerned that a none christian is to be left behind to deal with the fire and brimstone calamity of world desolation ?
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Hard you are a shallow soul

without Christians to throw up on what would you have except some vain attempt of selling a form of light that you never express

if you have a higher self you have done a very good job of hiding it !!



sure wrong about May 21st but I will walk in the light I have seen and enjoy the day !
 Quoting: Ice


ICE..you have just spent MONTHS telling people in a very smug and arrogant way that they will BURN IN HELL and that it was THIER WALK..

Day after day you threatened and cursed everyone in a self satisfied oh so certain SMUGNESS that even Satan would have been hard pressed immitating.

And you then have the hide to call HT "A SHALLOW SOUL"?

For months now you have been an arrogant unteachable ignorant SWINE to everyone...and you think because you said "OK I was wrong" it makes it all better overnight?

You have YET to apolagise for your pathetic smug arrogance in the way you handled people. You did not CARE about them..you just told them "IM save dand will be rapture..YOU are not save so you will BURN at the hands of my LOVING GOD"

YOu were so CERTAIN it was true..you bragged and bragged and BRAGGED about how you has done the "Study" and were CERTAIN...when NORMAL people read that study and saw all the HOLES in it right away..and when they pointed this out to you you treated them like SHIT.

And now all the bumlickers are kissing your rectum and licking up the shit once again..JUST because you saud "I was wrong"

ICE..you have ZERO humility and your comment to HT onjly PROVES that notyhing has chged within you at all.

YOu are STILL and ARROGANS SELF RIGHTEOUS PUFFED UP FOOL...and ONLY people of the SAME spirit as you fall for you so called "Apology" which in nothing of the sort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395696


I notice ICE wont touch this the pathetic shitstain that he is.


And..whats REALLY RETARDED..is regardless of what you believe about the rapture...

CHRISTAINS ALL agree that your LOVING BEAUTIFUL GOD is going to TORTURE US ALL IN HELL FOREVER if we DONT happen to agree with whatever is the new rapture date of the month is or whatever the latest revelation of BULLSHIT is.

IF WE dont BOW to you and your satanic torturung FUCKHOLE OF A SATANIC GOD....we BURN FOREVER in his GREAT LOVE...of TORTURE.

SO FUCK YOU ALL ya misbegotten HATE filled ARROGANT FUCKS!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395696


FYI...i think that anyone that believes a date set is wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394866


I think anyone who believes date setters shouldn't be arrested is wrong
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And..whats REALLY RETARDED..is regardless of what you believe about the rapture...

CHRISTAINS ALL agree that your LOVING BEAUTIFUL GOD is going to TORTURE US ALL IN HELL FOREVER if we DONT happen to agree with whatever is the new rapture date of the month is or whatever the latest revelation of BULLSHIT is.

IF WE dont BOW to you and your satanic torturung FUCKHOLE OF A SATANIC GOD....we BURN FOREVER in his GREAT LOVE...of TORTURE.

SO FUCK YOU ALL ya misbegotten HATE filled ARROGANT FUCKS!
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You missed some really important points about Christianity.

We are immortal and have supernatural powers, and that is the reward for being good Christians. 98% of Americans and 99% of Europeans and 100% of Israelis are immortal angels now.

You will die in a few decades but we will live for TRILLIONS OF YEARS!!!

I am the King of Israel because I am a successful Christian.
Jewish people in Israel really don't mind that I am a Christian. Some of them acknowledge that I am extremely kosher. I don't eat pork or beef. They are too fattening.

I think I will send Kelly Romanovski and my cherubim and Jesus to talk to you about Christianity and about how you killed your 2 year old boyfriend's girl. And he KNEW IT!!! I think he really wants to kill you. That is the fruit of sin.

I love people and try to help evryone I meet and as a result I am very safe and everybody I meet likes me.

But you're not safe from us!!!! We are going to throw your ass into a solitary cell on another PLANET!!!!

love
ya
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And..whats REALLY RETARDED..is regardless of what you believe about the rapture...

CHRISTAINS ALL agree that your LOVING BEAUTIFUL GOD is going to TORTURE US ALL IN HELL FOREVER if we DONT happen to agree with whatever is the new rapture date of the month is or whatever the latest revelation of BULLSHIT is.

IF WE dont BOW to you and your satanic torturung FUCKHOLE OF A SATANIC GOD....we BURN FOREVER in his GREAT LOVE...of TORTURE.

SO FUCK YOU ALL ya misbegotten HATE filled ARROGANT FUCKS!

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Thats any religion, you are getting besides the point
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We are called to bless those which curse us.
We are called to pray for those who insult us.

Prayers and Blessings to you OP.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Yet the fraudulent christians are not held accountable, reminds me of why Israel was exiled from it's land...
 Quoting: TheRealUFOAngel


Hello and thanks for your reply.

If you feel qualified to determine who is and who is not fraudulent, then you are qualified to perform such things.

I am not, so I will leave such things to the one who is worthy of such things.

peace to you,
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You missed some really important points about Christianity.

We are immortal and have supernatural powers, and that is the reward for being good Christians. 98% of Americans and 99% of Europeans and 100% of Israelis are immortal angels now.

You will die in a few decades but we will live for TRILLIONS OF YEARS!!!

I am the King of Israel because I am a successful Christian.
Jewish people in Israel really don't mind that I am a Christian. Some of them acknowledge that I am extremely kosher. I don't eat pork or beef. They are too fattening.

I think I will send Kelly Romanovski and my cherubim and Jesus to talk to you about Christianity and about how you killed your 2 year old boyfriend's girl. And he KNEW IT!!! I think he really wants to kill you. That is the fruit of sin.

I love people and try to help evryone I meet and as a result I am very safe and everybody I meet likes me.

But you're not safe from us!!!! We are going to throw your ass into a solitary cell on another PLANET!!!!

love
ya
 Quoting: ya 1395685


Every religion believes that, your just a christian in the United States who believes that no different

Try looking at the world and its religion from a perspective of sitting in space

Everyone is saying virtually the same thing, yet some are making more money off it than others..

*cough* christianity
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We are tired of your hellfire crap we have had to live with all our lives.
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Hi Stupid,...........sunnysmile

just think how angry with yourself your going to feel if you die in your sins, and then find out to your eternal horror that we where telling you the truth.

Jud 1:13 Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.
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We are called to bless those which curse us.
We are called to pray for those who insult us.

Prayers and Blessings to you OP.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Yet the fraudulent christians are not held accountable, reminds me of why Israel was exiled from it's land...
 Quoting: TheRealUFOAngel


Hello and thanks for your reply.

If you feel qualified to determine who is and who is not fraudulent, then you are qualified to perform such things.

I am not, so I will leave such things to the one who is worthy of such things.

peace to you,
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Thats basically creating a religion from scratch, I can start a religion tomorrow hire 1000 priests, whose gonna know if we're wrong or right?
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You missed some really important points about Christianity.

We are immortal and have supernatural powers, and that is the reward for being good Christians. 98% of Americans and 99% of Europeans and 100% of Israelis are immortal angels now.

You will die in a few decades but we will live for TRILLIONS OF YEARS!!!

I am the King of Israel because I am a successful Christian.
Jewish people in Israel really don't mind that I am a Christian. Some of them acknowledge that I am extremely kosher. I don't eat pork or beef. They are too fattening.

I think I will send Kelly Romanovski and my cherubim and Jesus to talk to you about Christianity and about how you killed your 2 year old boyfriend's girl. And he KNEW IT!!! I think he really wants to kill you. That is the fruit of sin.

I love people and try to help evryone I meet and as a result I am very safe and everybody I meet likes me.

But you're not safe from us!!!! We are going to throw your ass into a solitary cell on another PLANET!!!!

love
ya
 Quoting: ya 1395685


Supernatural powers, lol, you guys cant even crawl out of your shoe boxes of ignorance!!

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We are called to bless those which curse us.
We are called to pray for those who insult us.

Prayers and Blessings to you OP.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Yet the fraudulent christians are not held accountable, reminds me of why Israel was exiled from it's land...
 Quoting: TheRealUFOAngel


Yes they are held accountable, they will answer to God. Many will be held accountable on this earth, some will not, but all will be held accountable before God.

The Bible also teaches that not everyone that uses His name is of him...ie, the wolves in sheep's clothing that try to deceive even the "elect" this is in Scripture. Scripture tells of this happening, warns about it, it will become more and more frequent.

Do not confuse these people with Christians. It takes more than calling yourself a Christian to be a Christian. Scripture tells us we will know them by their fruit, just as you know an apple tree is an apple tree...you see apples on it.

The fruit of the Spirit the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.

Make no mistake, no Christian will every be perfect and always show only these things, but everyone is smart enough to know when there is someone that lives this way.

Like I said, truth in love and not condemnation or judgement.
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why stop at GLP and Christians ?
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For real, how silly of me, they're done all over the world.....lol!!




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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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I was told by the Holy Spirit that it was not the rapture, I posted it on Ice's post. I told everyone in chat. You knew it was not true H T. Yahoshua never called his followers Christians. They were The Way or The Nazoraion. That is the first lie and on it goes Christmas Easter Sunday Trinity on and on they choose to believe a lie. Don't allow other people to teach your children about what you believe. It is time each person take responsible for there own actions and stop supporting lies.
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I'm just hoping for a mass awakening after the great falling away!!

I'm just pushing a bit, helping the falling away....lol!!


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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


I think the falling away started a looooong time ago.
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Re: Are GLP christians done? They all believe the same shit!! They have lost any and all validity!!
ohno

Are GLP christians done?

They all believe the same shit!!

They have lost any and all validity!!

There will always be, as in the past, someone of this religion settings dates for a second coming, the rapture, gods judgment!!

Its over, get used to it!!




Yep.retard one Quack predicts yhe end of the World and he was wrong go Go Figure.I guess that proves it God Dont exist and all it took was this one Quack to prove it.Are you fucking kidding me dude get yourself ready for Hell and dont worry about if we believe in God.


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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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Approx. 5% of Christians tops believed Camping.


Therefore they all believed it.


You need some refresher coursework in logic/basic math.
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opie's nutz. this is all he cares about!!! now he starts ANOTHER fucking thread on the same damn shit!!!!!!


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1392833


Maybe he's one of those "faithless fucks" that Shannon mentioned

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Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.
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They will be back tomorrow. Blathering shreaking shrill as usual.

Nothing will change.
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Maybe so, but I feel vindicated in some way....lol!!

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you're either a troll or nuts.

you're probably ice's sockpuppet!!!

fucking GLP...

lmaosockpuppetlmao
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bump
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We are called to bless those which curse us.
We are called to pray for those who insult us.

Prayers and Blessings to you OP.

peace,
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Yet the fraudulent christians are not held accountable, reminds me of why Israel was exiled from it's land...
 Quoting: TheRealUFOAngel


Yes they are held accountable, they will answer to God. Many will be held accountable on this earth, some will not, but all will be held accountable before God.

The Bible also teaches that not everyone that uses His name is of him...ie, the wolves in sheep's clothing that try to deceive even the "elect" this is in Scripture. Scripture tells of this happening, warns about it, it will become more and more frequent.

Do not confuse these people with Christians. It takes more than calling yourself a Christian to be a Christian. Scripture tells us we will know them by their fruit, just as you know an apple tree is an apple tree...you see apples on it.

The fruit of the Spirit the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.

Make no mistake, no Christian will every be perfect and always show only these things, but everyone is smart enough to know when there is someone that lives this way.

Like I said, truth in love and not condemnation or judgement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394866


"Do not confuse these people with Christians"

Well in your mind a christian is someone is doing it right

These people would be someone who isn't

But NOT everyone has the ability to descern so fast, and these people should NOT be allowed to take advantage of naive because they spent a few months in seminary, there should be a stricter use of the churches power than just to allow people to put money in the basket


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