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AXIS – ALIEN ORACLE OF DOOM DISCUSES RAMPANT HUMAN OBESITY AND THE HARVEST

 
SETEKH
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AXIS – ALIEN ORACLE OF DOOM DISCUSES RAMPANT HUMAN OBESITY AND THE HARVEST
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Why is it that within the last ten years there is a global trend towards obesity? I have a theory?

Poll results demonstrate an incredible delusion is prevalent. It seems 30 percent of overweight people consider themselves normal sized, 70 percent of obese people consider themselves overweight and 39 percent of morbidly obese individuals consider themselves overweight but not obese. They can stand in front of a mirror looking like an over stuffed sausage and feeling quite fine about that. Weird.

I am personally so saddened when I walk down the street and see 80% - 90% of all humans looking like miserable fat pigs. We all know it is not there fault, and have been informed there is really no correlation between how much food you stuff down your throat and the size of your monstrously huge gut and ass. Many are so gorged they cannot even walk, or even bend over. I call them human sausage balls out of heartfelt sympathy. What is this horrendous epidemic of fat all about? If it is not how much food you eat, it has to be something else.

Apparently the human species is being programmed to bulk up like hogs for market. A certain gene has been turned on. The word harvest comes to mind. It will be hilarious when the round up begins and all the “righteous” are picked up and instead of meeting some bearded middle eastern mythos-freak they will be greeted with meat hooks and huge rendering vat.

At this time the total human bio-mass is 332.9 million tons. When it hits 333 they are coming. That will be soon. Some might ask would an alien species really do that? Well they planted the crop a long time ago. Why not? Would you walk a mile for an unlimited supply of delicious steaks? Apparently these aliens like a little radiation in their meat as a seasoning, much like humans like a little A-1 on the Sirloin.

For those interested AXISDOMITRON offers a solution in the form of a special diet, but unfortunately you have to become an alien transgenic for it to work. That can be found here: [link to www.axisdomitron.com] in Section 5. Maintenance.

Thank you for the well reasoned comments, in advance.

SETEKH

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As I do with each thread in honor of AXIS, in purely occult ritual I summon AXIS to draw out with those beautiful talons and drag all those reluctant ones at GLP, from their hiding places. Comment and become something.

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05/24/2011 07:59 PM
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It appears GLP is stunned into silence. At the 50 hits point I usually come on start encouraging the more noble to come forward and post. What does it take to make a sheep speak?

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Good grief. This is probaly one of th emost important threads vere post on GLP about the "HARVETS" and yet there is silence.

This brings me such sorrow and grief.

SETEKh
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