How do I get my wife to get rid of her filthy cats?

Make an anonymous call to your local cops and tell them somebody is dealing pot out of your apartment...SWAT will take care of the & the wifey ain't home when they come calling.

I find some human beings much nastier than a feline!

why dont you cuddle with them some more. maybe you will finally get "toxioplasmy" which 80% of all cats have, they say it mellows you out like a lazy cat.
scary stuff this toxioplasmy, most dont even know about it, you wont catch my baby stroking cats, i suggest a change of litter, food, and a gift certificate, for the cat salon. or get a new wife.

Well then you better not have any infants, they do the SAME THING.

Drop pepper in your eyes and nose, and sneeze your head off whenever she is around.

Then, you very kindly explain your sudden allergy to cats.

Use craigslist to find a medical lab needing experimental subjects, but tell her it is a cat retirement home.

Problem solved!

This is one of the meanest, most hateful, nasty-assed thread I have ever seen here. The above comment can only come from a person who is filled with hate. AND the hate coming from the OP is distasteful as he has NO compassion OR reverence for animals NOR does he have any respect for his wife. Boy did she marry a LOSER.

WHY NOT HELP HER FIX THE PROBLEM, AND KEEP YOUR MARRIAGE.
FIRST OF ALL THE CAT FOOD IS NOT AGREEING WITH THEM.SECOND OF ALL YOU NEED TO GO OUT AND BUY A ELECTRIC LITTERBOX.THIRD YOU NEED TO BUY ARM&HAMMER CLUMPING LITTER MULTI CAT.TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, I HAVE 14 CATS, AND WHEN THEY USE THE LITTERBOX YOU CAN'T SMELL IT ACTUALLY PUTS OUT A CLEAN GOOD SENT.AFTER 10 MIN IT CLEANS IT'SELF BY RAKEING THE POOP&PEE INTO A LITTLE BOX AND IT IT COVERS ITSELF.NOW FOR THE PUKEING, FIRST CHECK FOR WORMS, BY CHECKING THEIR POOP IN THE BOX. NOW GO TO TRACTOR SUPPLY AND GET DADS CAT FOOD, FOR $9.99 FOR 16LBS BAG.IT IS HEALTHY FOR THEM, NOT TO MENTION CHEEPER.MY KITTIES ARE ALL ABOUT 15# OR MORE, AND VERY HEALTHY.YOU WILL BE A HERO WITH YOUR WIFE, AND YOU CAN HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE.

if I knew the answer to your question I wouldn't have to live with filthy fuckin' cats.

Move

Let them both out. Take one to the pound and say it never returned, preferably the retarded one. One down at least.

did she have the cats before you married her??? if not did you agree to let her get the three cats? pets are for life.

Our last cat passed away at age 24 a few months ago. My husband's baby. But he and I had long agreed that she was the LAST CAT.

I am so freaking happy with no cats :)

Last Edited by snark on 05/28/2011 04:31 PM

cats are not filthy apeman

you're a musician? that's evn more disturbing. oh wait, you said guitars. never mind.

Puke - Take them to the vet. Cats; animals in general arent souposed to puke. My dog puked 2 times this year. My mom's friend's cat only puked once this year. There's something wrong with those cats if they puke that much. You should maybe give them something to help them settle their stomachs.

Crap and Stink - Get some deorderized litter. Simple

Scratching up the couch - Just buy a damn cat tower or tree. Just get one tree because a whole bunch of cats can use it instead of getting each cat an individual scratching post. Then again, you can always get them declawed.

Anymore problems? Just reply to this listing them and I'll probably answer

Backyard. .22. Problem solved.

Get a big dog, the kind that drools and slobbers all over you. After a while, she'll deal.

She should choose the cats !! And to all those who would do harm to those poor creatures, may you all reincarnate as CATS.

Ya what a loser I am for not wanting Toxoplasmosis. You're right I have no compassion towards animals, I never did, an animal is only good to eat or observe in the wild not to have as a pet. Another post by a cat-loving man-hater.

Did you know that those who have no compassion towards animals are #1 most likely to be psyco-sadistic and become serial killers? True story.

If you ever harmed an innocent animal in front of me, I would first break both of your hands with the end of a ball peen hammer so you could never type on a keyboard again.

Secondly, I would knock every fucking tooth out of your mouth with my bare fist until my hand is just a bloody stump.

I hope the great spirit in the world takes your soul soon you heartless prick.

Isn't it strange that you can spot the women on this thread so easily? I don't know if i've ever met a woman that wasn't a man hater.

This has way more to do with me hating the cats. I want to take them away from my wife that makes me a target for these feminists. Well guess what, you are wrong, you women should do as your told, you are emotional and unstable 90% of the time. You need a man to tell you what to do because you cannot think rationally.

Just because I hate them does not mean I am going to hurt or kill them. Although if they went missing I wouldn't be upset.

More misogynistic truths from an obviously misogynistic pig who I am sure has assaulted his wife before, numerous times. What filth you are. How can you even stand to look at that reflection of yourself every day?

Maybe your wife should get rid of her filthy husband!

Smart woman.

Why all of a sudden i'm the target? Did I dare speak the truth, kinda struck a nerve huh ladies?

I made you the target.

People don't realize it but I offer cats are the main reason kids get leukemia and women get uterine cancer and vaginal diseases.

most of the things I say here are half-truths, just venting. I have never even thought about harming a fly, let alone hurting my wife who is my best friend and soulmate.