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KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES

 
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KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES
LAS VEGAS - Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.

Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence. When implants fly above this altitude they have been known to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian. As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt. She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).

The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag. Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport. Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim. Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos.

more [link to weeklyworldnews.com]

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Why would anyone want a giant ass?




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How difficult is it to read instructions. For those of you paying attention, that isn't a tattoo on her Left cheek. It is a warning label which reads:

"DO NOT OVER INFLATE. INFLATE TO A RANGE OF 32~35 P.S.I." chuckle
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05/29/2011 11:40 AM
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I believe it.
whatever
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Why would anyone want a giant ass?




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Somewhere, there is a guy that calls her affectionately, "Baby Love!" =/

Somewhere that man is probably trapped in her crack suffering from Ass-phyxiation.
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05/29/2011 11:42 AM
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implants are for failures
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bsflag
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05/29/2011 11:46 AM
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deep fried oreo cookies sound pretty good.kitty
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05/29/2011 11:50 AM
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rofl

I knew an ass that fine was too good to be true.
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Why would anyone want a giant ass?




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I’d tong punch that fart box!!!
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05/29/2011 11:54 AM
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LadyLeo you've done some good threads.

Is this for real???

It's like tabloid.
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05/29/2011 12:00 PM
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People here have a hard time detecting satire.......
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LadyLeo you've done some good threads.

Is this for real???

It's like tabloid.
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I didn't take it seriously myself that's why I put the LOL I just thought it was funny that they would write that.
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05/29/2011 12:22 PM
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How difficult is it to read instructions. For those of you paying attention, that isn't a tattoo on her Left cheek. It is a warning label which reads:

"DO NOT OVER INFLATE. INFLATE TO A RANGE OF 32~35 P.S.I." chuckle
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Yeah, but what's the load range? Can you safely tow a busload of ******s with that ass? chuckle
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How difficult is it to read instructions. For those of you paying attention, that isn't a tattoo on her Left cheek. It is a warning label which reads:

"DO NOT OVER INFLATE. INFLATE TO A RANGE OF 32~35 P.S.I." chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1403855


Yeah, but what's the load range? Can you safely tow a busload of ******s with that ass? chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1330326


chuckle
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How difficult is it to read instructions. For those of you paying attention, that isn't a tattoo on her Left cheek. It is a warning label which reads:

"DO NOT OVER INFLATE. INFLATE TO A RANGE OF 32~35 P.S.I." chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1403855


Yeah, but what's the load range? Can you safely tow a busload of ******s with that ass? chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1330326


chuckle
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Since 'ol Kim technically qualifies as a "public utility", she MUST comply with OSHA regulations.

Just imagine some poor government safety inspector, pulling up his weekly itinerary and finding his name next to the inspection of this giant, gaping, sucking MAW of an orifice!scared

It's enough to make you want to vote for Romney! ohno
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How difficult is it to read instructions. For those of you paying attention, that isn't a tattoo on her Left cheek. It is a warning label which reads:

"DO NOT OVER INFLATE. INFLATE TO A RANGE OF 32~35 P.S.I." chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1403855


Yeah, but what's the load range? Can you safely tow a busload of ******s with that ass? chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1330326


chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1403855


Since 'ol Kim technically qualifies as a "public utility", she MUST comply with OSHA regulations.

Just imagine some poor government safety inspector, pulling up his weekly itinerary and finding his name next to the inspection of this giant, gaping, sucking MAW of an orifice!scared

It's enough to make you want to vote for Romney! ohno
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Oh sure you know you like it


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OMG! This is the stupidest, fakest piece of shit I have ever heard!!! Kim, Kourtney & Khloe were reading this article was on an episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and Kim got a butt x-ray to prove that there was no silicone in it. Dumb fucks! Get a life & stop posting untrue & ridiculous stories!!!bsflag
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OMG! This is the stupidest, fakest piece of shit I have ever heard!!! Kim, Kourtney & Khloe were reading this article was on an episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and Kim got a butt x-ray to prove that there was no silicone in it. Dumb fucks! Get a life & stop posting untrue & ridiculous stories!!!bsflag
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Lol, Kim, Kourtney& Khloe = The KKK crew
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You just admitted to watching that garbage show and your telling other people to get a life lol WOW
stfu
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Why would anyone want a giant ass?




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Oh, my. I need some bleach for my eyes.
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Why would anyone want a giant ass?




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I’d tong punch that fart box!!!
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naughty
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Massive arse.... so not sexy.
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Why would anyone want a giant ass?




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I’d tong punch that fart box!!!
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I can't stop laughing at that wording. Hells yeah I'd beat it like it owed me money. Shed last about as long as an ice cream trophy at the special olympics.
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Why would anyone want a giant ass?




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Brief, you know you like that, c'mon, admit it. you do , don't ya? yeah, yeah. it really turns you on. lol!
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TO be honest, i think her new hubby is ugly as hell. lmao!
I swear to God, he's just not attractive at all.
He's just ugly. Why do the gorgeous women always marry the ugliest mofos they can find? Don't they understand that he contributes to half the gene pool in their kids? Damn,they gonna make some ugly ass babies.
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Sick!
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burnit



NOW!
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Re: KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES
right now she is mega voluptous (which I have no attraction to personally), you can be damn sure she is on her way to the fat zone. Her hubby will be cheating on her in a month or so after she packs on another 50lbs.. then it'll be drugs, alcohol and pics of a 300lb Kardashian in the tabloids, etc etc





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