I am starting a new secret society called the IMALUNIATI... if you can tell me a secret truth I dont already know you are in...

BRAKING NOW ON DRUDGE
Imaluniati conquers the Illuminati.

For we are strong we will be everywhere and see everything and stop everyone in there trax

Yellow my friened , yes yellow.. I leave registration to you and other brothers, I must go and slide the seagul


Bonfire

As the sun sets the moon dies the tide is right

Open your eyes to the truth.

On the brink? Taal volcano shaken by 115 earthquakes in 24 hours


– MANILA, Philippines — Taal Volcano was rocked by 115 earthquakes in the past 24 hours, the highest number of tremors recorded in the area since the Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology placed the restive volcano under Alert Level 2 last April. It was the highest number in a day, a jump from the average of 10 mild quakes daily since alert level 2 (increasing restiveness) was hoisted over Taal on April 9, said Jaime Sincioco, officer-in-charge of the Volcano Monitoring and Eruption Prediction Division of Phivolcs, in a phone interview. He said that in the series of the 115 volcanic quakes recorded up to 3 a.m. Monday, 12 were of intensity 1 to 4 and “were felt by the residents” on the volcano island. The strongest quake, also since April 9, was felt at intensity 4 at around 1:05 a.m. Phivolcs said residents around the volcano in Taal, Batangas heard rumbling sounds and felt up to Intensity IV earthquakes but no physical changes were left on the ground, Sincioco said. Julio Sabit, head of the volcano monitoring division, said the earthquakes were an indication that Taal will continue to be restive. Phivolcs’ bulletin said the volcano’s increased seismic activities and sustained high emission rate of carbon dioxide being released in its main crater lake meant that magma has been intruding towards the surface. It advised the public that the main crater, the Daang Kastila Trail, and Mt. Tabaro on the island remained off-limits to everybody. In a Radyo Inquirer interview, Sabit said that the quakes were “part of its on-going activity, if you would notice, its already on Alert level 2, meaning… there is a confirmed rising of magma from below, so these tremors are part of the episodic rising of magma.” “Taal volcano has experienced earthquake swarms long before, ever since the 90’s, but it has not erupted.” Sabit also added that “The volcano’s activity varies because previously the quakes were scattered in several areas but the recent ones were clustered in one area.” Asked whether the recent fish kill incident in Sampaloc Lake was connected to the quakes, Sabit said that “the fish kill occurred in one area, if volcanic activity caused it, it should have affected the area near the volcano first. San Pablo City, Laguna is quite far from the Taal volcano.” Sabit said that the fish were probably killed because of the sudden change in temperature. Although the number of quakes recorded last Sunday was a “remarkable” increase from the previous day—there were only 10 volcanic quakes observed on May 29—Sabit said Phivolcs would still not upgrade to 3 the alert level on the volcano. Sincioco said Phivolcs said that monitoring will continue in the coming days. “If this (high number of volcanic quakes) is sustained, it could eventually lead to an eruption,”

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realize where real lies within real eyes...

The Force is strong with this one, but…

... unfortunately, the aspirant has failed to submit his application in the required format.

DENIED!

PS: rules are rules

That was just a matter of time.

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Were you aware the lighted oval shapes spotted all over the world are actually WAM-O's(c) trial versions of their very exciting new gereration frisbee echoleon called "Conquistador"?

Should be out in the stores around Christmas!

I know all the Secrets.


What do I win?





"I am Lazarus, come from the dead,Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all"

Hold on for a tick there, Cousin. I already have a secret society called the Aluminaughty. We are a known for our exclusive hats.

You can't just go around starting secret societies willy-nilly like that can you?

We might look into trade mark infringement.

Limited membership granted till further.

In my personal opinion, trade secrets should not grant access to full membership; this issue shall be addressed on the next Grand Council’s jamboree.

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Nothing.

Denied with prejudice!

P.S.: This is serial business.

this thread is fucking brilliant. The best I have seen in a while for pure fun.

Imaluminum

No man can tell you the truth, secret or not. Every one must walk their journey to discover the illusion of life, discarding the lies along the way.

The truth to eternity has always been hidden where all could find it, if they were looking.

DENIED... trying to sound smart by talking in riddles is not a path to the IMALUNITI

DENIED

haha kid you can't even spell. You are stupid and nothing, why would anyone want to join your group? You are nothing but an attention whoring pleeb with no insider information.


DENIED

Thank you, My Lord Willow. I understand limited membership since I misspelled "generation"... messy typo, doncha no.?

This is true, we know this........

WOW, that was strange.

All messages have a time and place, person or persons who need to receive them. Well done on attracting them OP.

tl;dr

But I concur.

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Secret: I can turn recycled plastic into oil, refine that oil, spill that oil, collect the oil faster than anyone, then turn that oil into self de-icing roads. But no one pays me to.

You got it right… about DENIED.

Official warning: if you’d keep on badmouthing the IMALUNIATI, especially the Elders, we’re going to eat your firstborn. So there.

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