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Why do Germans have no sense of humor?

 
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05/31/2011 05:50 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Because they are a country still controlled by the same occupation force since WWII.

They are led by a pro-Zionist government.

They are forced to support Israel by paying reparations and donating military goods and infrastructure.

They have been blamed for starting 2 World Wars

They have been blamed for the imaginary deaths of six million Jews.

During the last World War, any German woman not killed in the fighting was continually raped for days on end all with indifference of the Allied leadership.

Cities such as Dresden and Hamburg were gleefully firebombed killing 10's of thousands of refugees.

The children are force-fed guilt throughout school due to having to study from approved politically correct schoolbooks blaming all evils on their ancestors.
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05/31/2011 05:52 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Now in this days is not much left for Germans


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strongest Economics in Europe chuckle

5a
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Because they are a country still controlled by the same occupation force since WWII.

They are led by a pro-Zionist government.

They are forced to support Israel by paying reparations and donating military goods and infrastructure.

They have been blamed for starting 2 World Wars

They have been blamed for the imaginary deaths of six million Jews.

During the last World War, any German woman not killed in the fighting was continually raped for days on end all with indifference of the Allied leadership.

Cities such as Dresden and Hamburg were gleefully firebombed killing 10's of thousands of refugees.

The children are force-fed guilt throughout school due to having to study from approved politically correct schoolbooks blaming all evils on their ancestors.
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Thank you, absolutely correct.

They will be happy again after revenge!
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05/31/2011 06:04 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Now in this days is not much left for Germans


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strongest Economics in Europe chuckle

5a
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a people of slaves...
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05/31/2011 06:20 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
German Humor

[link to www.youtube.com]

Volker Pispers history of USA and terrorism 1 of 5

but it´s not comedy, it´s "Kabarett" but still funny chuckle
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haha, really funny... ohyeah
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05/31/2011 06:30 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
German Humor

[link to www.youtube.com]

Volker Pispers history of USA and terrorism 1 of 5

but it´s not comedy, it´s "Kabarett" but still funny chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408200


I tried to watch this for a laugh and just looking at this guy was scary. Then it iwas a joke that 9/11 was on a Tuesday??? What???

I just turned it off. Their humor is just plain scary.
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05/31/2011 06:32 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
I notice that you can laugh at some Germans and they might let you but they are not laughing with you, they are scheming on you.

Germans are just not cool or fun.
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05/31/2011 06:34 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
and too remember that the progeny of the krauts are from those that surrendered or got wounded- that and russian rape

so you have loser whipped fem men talking peace all the time and worried
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05/31/2011 06:43 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
It's not that their sense of humor is gone, it's just the horrible memories of the Funniest Joke in the World... that keeps them in a somber mood.


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05/31/2011 06:46 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
German Humor

[link to www.youtube.com]

Volker Pispers history of USA and terrorism 1 of 5

but it´s not comedy, it´s "Kabarett" but still funny chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408200


I tried to watch this for a laugh and just looking at this guy was scary. Then it iwas a joke that 9/11 was on a Tuesday??? What???

I just turned it off. Their humor is just plain scary.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292002


you have to eat sauerkraut, when you watch it
then you can laught

trust me

hf
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
German Humor

[link to www.youtube.com]

Volker Pispers history of USA and terrorism 1 of 5

but it´s not comedy, it´s "Kabarett" but still funny chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408200


I tried to watch this for a laugh and just looking at this guy was scary. Then it iwas a joke that 9/11 was on a Tuesday??? What???

I just turned it off. Their humor is just plain scary.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292002


lol, he is talking about 9/11 in 1973!!!
He is explaining America's foreign policy over the last century.
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05/31/2011 06:49 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Hey I eat sauerkraut all the time. I love bitter and sour things. I love lemons and eat them like fruit.

It doesn't bother me at all to eat sauerkraut. I think it has good bacteria in it that manufacture vitimins and enzymes.

I wouldn't call sauerkraut in any way funny though.
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05/31/2011 06:57 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
My entire knowledge of Germans can be summed up by the following.

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]
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05/31/2011 07:00 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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I was there visiting with my friend to see her in-laws, and I noticed the people did not smile much in public, and when you eat, you had better clean your entire plate, I found that out the hard way.

Americans tend to be friendly and smile and say hi to people in public, but that seems to be taboo in western Europe. I lived in Netherlands and when you stand in the line at the grocery store, people do not even make eye contact with one another.
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Hm, very true for germany, as well. Another difference is that here, small talk doesn't seem to be that important (unless you know them)... so that leaves most people always feeling a little akward, I guess.. especially in situations where its "normal" to avoid eye contact and everything.

Another thing that my mom (she is American) has observed, is that because of the World War 2 thing, people maybe aren't as free in their public expressions of feelings because of some sort of historical "guilt complex", like people are generally emotionally castrated in that way.

I think some of the questions posted on GLP are quite stupid however, when they already imply that something must be true (by asking "Why is xyz?" questions)
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05/31/2011 07:09 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
As a condition of the Treaty of Versailles we made them give up their sense of humour forever.
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05/31/2011 07:14 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
My entire knowledge of Germans can be summed up by the following.

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408187


Do you know that Rammstein sing mostly about being moslested by older men as little boys.

The soup Nazi is actaully based on a Turkish guy and Jerry Seinfield is Jewish German.

That last thing about the techno Nazi was scary as hell. It was wearing me out just to watch that whole vdeo but it was so wierd that I had to. It seems the Germans are actaully getting scarier somehow.

Was that a dance party in the street? It looked like a war rehearsal. I think that guy liked to shake his chest a lot. Was that a gay pride thing also?
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05/31/2011 07:17 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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because we eat to much Sauerkraut!
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GERMAN JOKE!
YOU LAUGH NOW!
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05/31/2011 07:18 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
funny that research shows Germans laugh much more easily about stupid jokes that any other peoples.

very funny.
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05/31/2011 07:25 AM
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That last thing about the techno Nazi was scary as hell. It was wearing me out just to watch that whole vdeo but it was so wierd that I had to. It seems the Germans are actaully getting scarier somehow.
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Techno Viking is not amused by your comment! Go fetch mead, mortal!

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05/31/2011 07:25 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
[link to edition.cnn.com]

LONDON, England -- Internet research into international humour has discovered that Germans laugh the most.
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05/31/2011 07:37 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now.
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05/31/2011 07:39 AM
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I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now.
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I think it´s a guy from Berlin

no worry, he don´t bit, he just want to play
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05/31/2011 07:43 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
He looks like a guy I knew once. Rumor had it that the guy got drunk drinking a case one night and staggered into a metal lightopost and bent it over.
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05/31/2011 07:44 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Who says Germans have no sense of humour? All you have to do is imitate their accent and you can laugh yourself silly!

orders vich must be obeyed at all zimes, Zig HEil!



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05/31/2011 07:48 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now.
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old germanic war dance
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I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now.
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old germanic war dance
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Seriously? I have never seen that before. It looked like skin head street warm ups or something.
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05/31/2011 07:52 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
You would have to have a sense of humor to like David Hasslehoff. Yeah, yeah stereotypes, I know.

damned

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05/31/2011 08:02 AM
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I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now.
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[link to www.myvideo.de]
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05/31/2011 08:06 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
You would have to have a sense of humor to like David Hasslehoff. Yeah, yeah stereotypes, I know.

damned


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Again I have to say WTH??? It is funny but he looks like he is being serious.
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