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Why do Germans have no sense of humor?

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2011 08:26 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
What?
Germans seem like really jolly fun people to me
Germans ARE funny!
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05/31/2011 08:32 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2011 08:32 AM
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I found this TechnoViking version with subtitles. I guess he did help the girl out. That was nice of him.

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05/31/2011 08:33 AM
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PIN this shit!! sockpuppet
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05/31/2011 08:37 AM
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he did help the girl out. That was nice of him.


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yes. and the techno viking would never happen this: [link to www.youtube.com]

NEVER!

hail techno viking
Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2011 08:49 AM
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I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now.
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with dancing on the street; calm the fuck down. He’s just a weirdo having some fun; besides, he was defending a girl harassed by some drunkard.

All hail Techno Viking!!!
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05/31/2011 08:53 AM
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

This will get them fore sure
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05/31/2011 08:59 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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Germans have a great sense of humor, just like the British. Americans who are all slapstick and unsubtle just do not understand the subtlety of foreign humor. If you want to see Germans laugh tell a good shit joke.
Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2011 09:06 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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Come on...I know a lot of Germans THAT LAUGH LIKE CRAZY.. WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS?

Stop judging people ! ..This is what is wrong with society.. We are all one and Yes we all laugh unless we are sad about something.
Have you not had a reason for not laughing before?
fleshette

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05/31/2011 09:07 AM
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I know many Germans, some are very funny and easy to laugh. Some are just plain adorable and friendly to a fault.

Stop getting your ideas about culture from South Park, American.
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05/31/2011 09:56 AM
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Three men and an old woman stranded on a desert island.
they had nothing to do and decided to share the woman for sex.
The old woman has nothing to lose anyway, and agrees.
So it goes for a few years,
when suddenly the woman died. The three men were devastated.
The first month was almost unbearable,
the second even worse!
And in the third month they were nearly out of their minds!
In the fourth month, they buried the woman!
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scratching
Yddap

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05/31/2011 05:41 PM
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Oooh, I just remembered this one! Ze Germans have ze humor!!



peace
Yddap

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06/01/2011 11:54 AM
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Well, I thought it was funny rolleyes
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06/01/2011 12:05 PM
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lmao

Long time no see rofl

A classic.
Anonymous Coward
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06/01/2011 12:08 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They were born that way...
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06/01/2011 08:19 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Just a guess

They PARTY all the time. These People drink!!! Hoo-Rah!

Imagine drinking all the time. You would feel like shit too and walk around all day without a smile on your face.

I know how I feel after a late night of drinking...don't mess with me menyana
"It seems that ambition makes most people wish to be loved rather than to love others."
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06/01/2011 08:21 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
ME: Did you hear about the successful farmer? He's outstanding in his field.
GERMAN: Ja, he like to look at the crops.
Muh
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06/01/2011 09:19 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
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06/01/2011 09:27 PM
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Pardon, that's better. :D

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06/01/2011 09:31 PM
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OP, you are right, I am german, and have no sense of humor for dumb questions,

but telling you that makes me laugh, does that count??? hahahaaaaaaa!
Anonymous Coward
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06/07/2011 08:29 AM
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The more I think about those German jokes, the more I feel like crying. Is that the point, to make people cry with bad humor and then laugh at them?
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06/07/2011 08:38 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294107


because we eat to much Sauerkraut!
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funny that research shows Germans laugh much more easily about stupid jokes that any other peoples.

very funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408295



Look, we just cut his head off...hahahahah
Anonymous Coward
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06/07/2011 08:43 AM
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5 parts.

Americans, come have a laugh with us peace
Anonymous Coward
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06/07/2011 02:10 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Undeniable and overwhelming evidence was given, the statement contains sweet foods. But pay attention, there is a German saying that goes: he who laughs last laughs best. Have patience. 5a
elsaviour

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06/07/2011 04:16 PM
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And who are the Austrians?
It was a single projectile charged with all the power of the Universe. An incandescent column of smoke and flame as bright as the thousand suns rose in all its splendor...

..it was an unknown weapon, an iron thunderbolt,a gigantic messenger of death, which reduced to ashes the entire race of the Vrishnis and the Andhakas.
Anonymous Coward
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06/07/2011 04:54 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Why do Germans have no sense of humor? Because they have their heads SQUEEZED since birth, hence: square heads.
Kelly
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06/16/2011 03:05 AM
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Germans do have humor. BUT 1) they consider laughing out loud as being "emotional", which is a thing they never do because 2) they are terrified of "losing face", which they will do if they show anything akin to what they consider to be "emotional". Somehow, showing humor or too much of it is "beneath" them. The flip side is a deficit of self-esteem.

Also, after having lived here for 20 years, I think Germans are "godless" and "materialistic". They are more into "self" and not into sharing. Laughter is sharing, sharing joy and self and the aspect of letting go. Germans are too proud, too stingy and ultimately, too scared for that.
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06/16/2011 03:15 AM
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LOL- Germans have Humor, though Europeans do not understand sarcasm used in American Humor.



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06/16/2011 03:21 AM
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i support Germans to kickout imigrants which came from other follyland that make rude and pissing out Germany land
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06/16/2011 03:26 AM
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You have to be taller than this to go on the rides.

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