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Why do Germans have no sense of humor?

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/16/2011 03:28 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
German humor is too sophisticated for most folks. For example: Americans make movies with Ben Stiller and find that funny. We Germans make movies like "Downfall" (the Hitler in the bunker thing), which I personally found hilarously funny.
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06/16/2011 03:32 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
German humor is too sophisticated for most folks. For example: Americans make movies with Ben Stiller and find that funny. We Germans make movies like "Downfall" (the Hitler in the bunker thing), which I personally found hilarously funny.
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lmao you burn my ass butt
Anonymous Coward
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06/16/2011 03:43 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
I've been to Italy, France, Germany... guess what, GERMAN people were the friendliest, smartest and best.
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06/16/2011 03:59 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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you wont hear them if you keep up with that attitude.
i don't like the idea of signatures. Why would anyone want to end every post the same way?
Anonymous Coward
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06/16/2011 04:00 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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typical Americunt stiring up shit again.
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2011 11:41 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
just saw the "Downfall movie. It's amazing.
Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2011 12:09 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2011 05:47 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Germans love butt and poop humor.
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 10:49 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
I enjoy laughing.


cruise

lol
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Germans love butt and poop humor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1350909


maybe so, but we also imported american sexually oriented humor, which we enjoy very much.

however british dark humour, not many appreciate here, imho.
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 10:53 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
you have to learn the language first .
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cruise

exactly. ohyeah
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 10:54 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
rant hiding
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10/26/2012 10:55 AM
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AlcoholicRunner
I abduct humans and drink at the same time.

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10/26/2012 10:56 AM

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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294107


because we eat to much Sauerkraut!
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GERMAN JOKE!
YOU LAUGH NOW!
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just a little bit chuckle
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Octoberfest!

dasbier
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 10:58 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294107


because we eat to much Sauerkraut!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408200


1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 11:17 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294107



Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 11:20 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
"Search Results for: german humor
No jokes found matching your query. "
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 11:21 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
"Search Results for: german humor
No jokes found matching your query. "
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try 'german humour' ;)
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 11:23 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
"Search Results for: german humor
No jokes found matching your query. "
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25509060


try 'german humour' ;)
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No lighten up a little. :P
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 11:24 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Here, its a proof:

Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 11:33 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
maybe we are a different species 1dunno1
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 11:34 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
i dont want to lump all germans together
but i think that we tend to think too much.
Nimm Platz
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10/26/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
There is no room for humor between a screw and a nut to export.
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 01:11 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Because they are a country still controlled by the same occupation force since WWII.

They are led by a pro-Zionist government.

They are forced to support Israel by paying reparations and donating military goods and infrastructure.

They have been blamed for starting 2 World Wars

They have been blamed for the imaginary deaths of six million Jews.

During the last World War, any German woman not killed in the fighting was continually raped for days on end all with indifference of the Allied leadership.

Cities such as Dresden and Hamburg were gleefully firebombed killing 10's of thousands of refugees.

The children are force-fed guilt throughout school due to having to study from approved politically correct schoolbooks blaming all evils on their ancestors.
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Not to worry, the last laugh will be saved for them.
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 01:12 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They have the purest of blood that goes back to the genetic manipulations by the greys for intelligence and slave work. Hate is still in their genes.
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
I didn't know what to expect when I first went to Germany. I had thought they might be stern and austere. After having been there a few times, I find them to be the some of the nicest people I have met in Europe, and, had a decent sense of humor.

They do tend to take themselves pretty serious though. The younger ones seem a bit more laid back than the previous generation.

You'll find assholes everywhere, just more in some places than others.
Anonymous Coward
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12/29/2012 08:47 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
bump
Anonymous Coward
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12/29/2012 08:49 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Germans are good people. Don't judge them if you never been to Germany please...
Anonymous Coward
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12/29/2012 08:52 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Humor is overrated.

I'm concerned about getting things done, not laugh about them.
beeches

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12/29/2012 08:53 AM

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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Never heard of Otto Waalkes?

Funniest man on the planet.


Learn German, love Otto.

Ah, what a funny guy, I have never laughed as hard in my life from a comedian as with him.
if mighty oaks are the king of the forest, beeches are surely its queen.

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