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Why do Germans have no sense of humor?

 
beeches

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12/29/2012 08:55 AM

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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Even his compilation of booze names set to the music
"we didn't start the fire" is hilarious.

on Youtube, anyone able to embed?

Otto Waalkes.
if mighty oaks are the king of the forest, beeches are surely its queen.
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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germanfoot That's because their Sauerkraut's.
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12/29/2012 09:01 AM
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[link to www.youtube.com]
This german is pretty funny in my opinion
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12/29/2012 09:04 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
We do laugh. Sometimes. For example when we deport our elderlies or go to the animal brothel.
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12/29/2012 09:07 AM
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We do laugh. Sometimes. For example when we deport our elderlies or go to the animal brothel.
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hahaha
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12/29/2012 09:19 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
Angela Merkel is very funny

Haven't you heard of the Merkel Special?
She farts a lot and when she lets off a silent one, she smiles to herself.
All the European Politicians, mostly males, get the whiff and advise each other to brace themselves for the Merkel Special!
[link to www.google.co.uk]
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12/29/2012 09:32 AM
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[link to www.dw.de]

Many say germany is an incubator for autism/aspergers - maybe they created the gene for it there during the 2nd world war..
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12/29/2012 09:36 AM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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Because the rule is that anyone caught laughing in public is going to be ausgefutzken and uberdersoreanussen in a britzkrieg blink of an eye. It's not that they don't like to laugh, it's social conditioning to not dare do so.
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[link to www.dw.de]

Many say germany is an incubator for autism/aspergers - maybe they created the gene for it there during the 2nd world war..
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no. its called 'introvert'
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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that's just your opinion
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huffy
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They never seem to laugh.
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because we eat to much Sauerkraut!
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cruise
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
germans are like their cars, bmw, merc, etc... are sooooooooooo fucking boring that's why
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
people who are already happy dont need to mask their unhappiness by regular neurotic laughter
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
germans are like their cars, bmw, merc, etc... are sooooooooooo fucking boring that's why
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you just dont understand the german culture
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
germans are like their cars, bmw, merc, etc... are sooooooooooo fucking boring that's why
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uk police drives bmw... duh
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
what i dont understand is why its still ok to criticise and talk bad about germans at every opportunity; you dont see me talk bad about the English (all the time)

rant
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
germans are like their cars, bmw, merc, etc... are sooooooooooo fucking boring that's why
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uk police drives bmw... duh
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so what, they are still boring like germans. the only thing i'd touch german car wise is the merc AMG 6.3 the rest can fuck off
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
germans are like their cars, bmw, merc, etc... are sooooooooooo fucking boring that's why
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uk police drives bmw... duh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976158


so what, they are still boring like germans. the only thing i'd touch german car wise is the merc AMG 6.3 the rest can fuck off
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What british car should I drive to feel your funny culture?
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what i dont understand is why its still ok to criticise and talk bad about germans at every opportunity; you dont see me talk bad about the English (all the time)

rant
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Brits feel inferior. And they are.
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cruise
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
germans are like their cars, bmw, merc, etc... are sooooooooooo fucking boring that's why
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31287444


uk police drives bmw... duh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 976158


so what, they are still boring like germans. the only thing i'd touch german car wise is the merc AMG 6.3 the rest can fuck off
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31287444


What british car should I drive to feel your funny culture?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31680953


Don't tell me there aren't any!
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01/07/2013 02:51 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
op, you´r right!

germans work hard for slavemoney, work overtime for nothing and when they get at home, they ar too tired to laugh and smile. problems in germany, jobs, financial etc, are also very bad, so there is not much to laugh for many people!
the rest have a good portion of humour and some germans
are even very kind, friendly and have humour with a smile
on their face :-)
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01/07/2013 05:57 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
They don't understand humor. You need humanity and compassion to have a sense of humor. They are too busy working and getting ahead to care about the meaning of life.

They are just stiffs in general. They do laugh but it is usually just at someone's suffering. It is not very humorous.

They take themselves very very seriously.
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If Hitler tried to do what he did ... let's say in Brazil, he would've accomplished nothing. You need L7 narrow-minded people who follow orders to follow him. It's recently proved not just leaders but soldiers tortured and killed Jews, gypsies, etc. ... fucking barbarians...
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
it's because 80 year ago they killed all the funny people.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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It's because a German sentence is structured differently to english, so the beginning of the sentencr comes at the end, so the punchline comes first.


(ok I'm bullshitting)
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It's recently proved not just leaders but soldiers tortured and killed Jews, gypsies, etc. ... fucking barbarians...
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Nothing has been proved other than in your jungle mind.
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01/07/2013 06:11 PM
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
You others would feel German humor is absolutely strict.

Yes, they laugh upon destruction of their enemies.

Now in this days is not much left for Germans

to laugh about but they are prepared for the next laugh,
when the angloid leaders will fall, then you will be able to see them celebrating.
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With their Turk overlords...lol
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Re: Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
There is a lot of nice, warm people in New York. People talked to me in the bus, in the market, everywhere. And I am not a hot blonde.

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