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PLEASE>.does anyone know the law! My neighbor keeps killing our cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Not enough upstanding citizens like your neighbor these days.

There was a time when they'd just drown your cat...and you along with it for being a witch.

Now they just have to settle for you being a witch.

Guilty! Guilty! Burn the witch!
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When I was on tour, a guy in another band (a guitar player) kicked a starving cat hard that ran up to him crying/meowing from the dumpster. It began to trust people because I was feeding it a few hours earlier since the thing was starving. Someone came on the bus and told me, so I got the end of a ball peen hammer, held his hand against the concrete, and beat his hand/knuckles in. The band could not continue the tour and he could not play guitar the same way ever again I heard.

Sometimes people need to learn tough lessons in life, but I always believe in standing up for innocent creatures not human scum.
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hf

This just really disturbs me and I have been reading about animal cruelty stuff on GLP almost every other day. The men laughing are neanderthals at best, seems like a group mentality. Maybe individually it would bother them more. Sorry you had to witness/go through that again, just gives me more energy to fight the good fight!

Cheers.
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I am just so sorry you had to go through that. They really do become like your children. They are family members.
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You are right, Barbi..call me a crazy cat lady..I dont care..they are amazing lil creatures..and it breaks my heart.
 Quoting: Lady Ivory


My mother lived to 84. She passed away just one week after the cat she had for 15 years died. I know if anything were to ever happen to my Jazzy cat I would be devistated.
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I am with ya, Barbi doll..they sure do make me smile ;) It's not just cats, though..I love all animals..so..dont get me wrong..if it was a dog that someone shot..Id be the same way :)
 Quoting: Lady Ivory


I also love the doggies. I had a little mixed hound once named Suzy. She lived 14 years and when she died it hit me so hard I was never able to bring myself to get another dog.

About 15 years ago I was taking care of a friends dog. This is the middle of nowhere and I had 16 acres so my friend asked that his dog be able to run free and enjoy country life.

I had to drive poor Jupiter into the animal hospital at 100 MPH after he came back with a gun shot wound. That boy was a total sweetie and would never harm anyone and they shot him.

His back leg had to be reconstructed and the poor gut was in misery for months.
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Your neighbor can't kill your cat if you keep it at home.

It is unbelievable to me that you believe your right to own an animal includes your right to allow it to be a nuisance to everyone else.
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What's the guy's address?
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Your neighbor can't kill your cat if you keep it at home.

It is unbelievable to me that you believe your right to own an animal includes your right to allow it to be a nuisance to everyone else.
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How is a cat a "nuisance" to be shot? Idiot.
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When i lived out in the country, we had chickens and rabbits. I shot many a cat and dog that came on our property. Our closest neighbor was over a mile away and i recognized thier dog so i didnt shoot it. But any others i assumed was a stray and looking for a free meal from my livestock.
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Sneek over to his house at night and put up a great big sign that says he's a cat killing mother fucker and beware watch your pets. You can put them all up and down the road also with his address on them.

Be very careful though. Wear a hoodie so you can't be identified. Use the law against him. He can't file a complaint for harassment if he can't prove who's putting up signs around the neiborhood just like the sheriff can't do anything cause they really can't prove it.


If anybody see's this guy do it get them to make a statement about same otherwise nothing can be done.

Complain to Peta and sick those wolves on him and also SPCA. Turn up the heat. Bylaw enforcement for not cleaning sidewalks. Anything you can think of. Go Get him....!
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I'm an animal lover, which is why I have a blue bird house set up out back. The neighbor lets her 20 outdoor cats roam around. When I see one going after the blue birds, I shoot it. If she has a problem she should keep her animals on her own property where they belong.
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I need some legal help. This is the second time Ive caught my neighbor shooting a cat..the first time it was mine.

This time it was someone else's, and they called the sheriff, just like I did when he shot mine.

We live in the county, so its sherifs that come to deal with this. The time he shot my cat, I called. They came..searched his house, didnt find his gun.

I knew that was bullshit..but asked the cop if it was legal for him to KILL my goddamn cat. He said no..unless he feels threatened.

So....I went down to the asshole's house..confronted him, told him he just shot one of my family, and I will see his entrails strewn about in the road..and lots of other lovely things I probably shouldnt have said..but he DID back up in his house and turned a whiter shade of pale.

Anyway, that was last year..I havent heard of any more shootings until today..and it was his next door neighbors cat this time. ( I live 4 houses up)...well sheriff came, was there all of two minutes and left..looks like this guy is getting away with murder, literally.

NO>.im not a nosey neighbor..I was out with some other neighbors and SAw HIM DO IT!~ I didnt go over to his house this time because I had a couple beers..and well..not a good thing..

What the hell can we do, legally...looks like the law isnt going to do anything. I know some of you dont give a shit that it's a cat..but my cats are my family! Other than actually shooting a flaming arrow into his roof, does any of us have a leg to stand on!!!

sick em girl!:bitekittygif:
 Quoting: Lady Ivory


I live in a neighborhood over run by irresponsible cat owners who let them terrorize the community. You cattards really piss me off with feeding it occasionally but allowing it to be a feral animal running lose. I believe cat owners should be fined for not keeping ALL cats in doors.

If I let my dog run the "hood" I would certaionly expect someone to kill him, impound him or fine my ass..Of course cattards feel "special" and "entitled to let em run".

I'll kill every feral cat I see, if I pass one on my way to work, I'll turn around to get him too. In TX it's legal to kill feral cats.
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I need some legal help. This is the second time Ive caught my neighbor shooting a cat..the first time it was mine.

This time it was someone else's, and they called the sheriff, just like I did when he shot mine.

We live in the county, so its sherifs that come to deal with this. The time he shot my cat, I called. They came..searched his house, didnt find his gun.

I knew that was bullshit..but asked the cop if it was legal for him to KILL my goddamn cat. He said no..unless he feels threatened.

So....I went down to the asshole's house..confronted him, told him he just shot one of my family, and I will see his entrails strewn about in the road..and lots of other lovely things I probably shouldnt have said..but he DID back up in his house and turned a whiter shade of pale.

Anyway, that was last year..I havent heard of any more shootings until today..and it was his next door neighbors cat this time. ( I live 4 houses up)...well sheriff came, was there all of two minutes and left..looks like this guy is getting away with murder, literally.

NO>.im not a nosey neighbor..I was out with some other neighbors and SAw HIM DO IT!~ I didnt go over to his house this time because I had a couple beers..and well..not a good thing..

What the hell can we do, legally...looks like the law isnt going to do anything. I know some of you dont give a shit that it's a cat..but my cats are my family! Other than actually shooting a flaming arrow into his roof, does any of us have a leg to stand on!!!

sick em girl!bitekittygif
 Quoting: Lady Ivory


I live in a neighborhood over run by irresponsible cat owners who let them terrorize the community. You cattards really piss me off with feeding it occasionally but allowing it to be a feral animal running lose. I believe cat owners should be fined for not keeping ALL cats in doors.

If I let my dog run the "hood" I would certaionly expect someone to kill him, impound him or fine my ass..Of course cattards feel "special" and "entitled to let em run".

I'll kill every feral cat I see, if I pass one on my way to work, I'll turn around to get him too. In TX it's legal to kill feral cats.
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That's the nature of cats. They're not like dogs. Cats are much more independent and solitary; whereas dogs protect their owners and their property.

I don't get these people who can't find a middle ground between doing nothing and killing the animal. Maybe get an air horn and every time the cat comes on your property, scare the crap out of it? After a few times doing that, it won't be back. Or turn the hose on it. What's with the taking of life so easily? And these are the same people who complain about the breakdown of morals and values in America. LOL F*cking dopes.
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I need some legal help. This is the second time Ive caught my neighbor shooting a cat..the first time it was mine.

This time it was someone else's, and they called the sheriff, just like I did when he shot mine.

We live in the county, so its sherifs that come to deal with this. The time he shot my cat, I called. They came..searched his house, didnt find his gun.

I knew that was bullshit..but asked the cop if it was legal for him to KILL my goddamn cat. He said no..unless he feels threatened.

So....I went down to the asshole's house..confronted him, told him he just shot one of my family, and I will see his entrails strewn about in the road..and lots of other lovely things I probably shouldnt have said..but he DID back up in his house and turned a whiter shade of pale.

Anyway, that was last year..I havent heard of any more shootings until today..and it was his next door neighbors cat this time. ( I live 4 houses up)...well sheriff came, was there all of two minutes and left..looks like this guy is getting away with murder, literally.

NO>.im not a nosey neighbor..I was out with some other neighbors and SAw HIM DO IT!~ I didnt go over to his house this time because I had a couple beers..and well..not a good thing..

What the hell can we do, legally...looks like the law isnt going to do anything. I know some of you dont give a shit that it's a cat..but my cats are my family! Other than actually shooting a flaming arrow into his roof, does any of us have a leg to stand on!!!

sick em girl!bitekittygif
 Quoting: Lady Ivory


I live in a neighborhood over run by irresponsible cat owners who let them terrorize the community. You cattards really piss me off with feeding it occasionally but allowing it to be a feral animal running lose. I believe cat owners should be fined for not keeping ALL cats in doors.

If I let my dog run the "hood" I would certaionly expect someone to kill him, impound him or fine my ass..Of course cattards feel "special" and "entitled to let em run".

I'll kill every feral cat I see, if I pass one on my way to work, I'll turn around to get him too. In TX it's legal to kill feral cats.
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Maybe someone will declare your fat redneck ass feral and do the same to you.
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What's the guy's address?
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Yes...PLEEASSSSEEE post it!!

The cat killing motherfucker will pray for death himself...

I know MANY militant "animal liberators" who'd be more than happy to say hello to the tough guy...;)
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I would fill the neighborhood with cats. We lived in our home for 10 years. Had cats. None went missing until some new neighbors moved in. Two precious cats went missing. I asked the neighbors and they suggested, "Well that is why people keep cats inside, so they won't roam the neighborhood." I about killed her.
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I need some legal help. This is the second time Ive caught my neighbor shooting a cat..the first time it was mine.

This time it was someone else's, and they called the sheriff, just like I did when he shot mine.

We live in the county, so its sherifs that come to deal with this. The time he shot my cat, I called. They came..searched his house, didnt find his gun.

I knew that was bullshit..but asked the cop if it was legal for him to KILL my goddamn cat. He said no..unless he feels threatened.

So....I went down to the asshole's house..confronted him, told him he just shot one of my family, and I will see his entrails strewn about in the road..and lots of other lovely things I probably shouldnt have said..but he DID back up in his house and turned a whiter shade of pale.

Anyway, that was last year..I havent heard of any more shootings until today..and it was his next door neighbors cat this time. ( I live 4 houses up)...well sheriff came, was there all of two minutes and left..looks like this guy is getting away with murder, literally.

NO>.im not a nosey neighbor..I was out with some other neighbors and SAw HIM DO IT!~ I didnt go over to his house this time because I had a couple beers..and well..not a good thing..

What the hell can we do, legally...looks like the law isnt going to do anything. I know some of you dont give a shit that it's a cat..but my cats are my family! Other than actually shooting a flaming arrow into his roof, does any of us have a leg to stand on!!!

sick em girl!bitekittygif
 Quoting: Lady Ivory


I live in a neighborhood over run by irresponsible cat owners who let them terrorize the community. You cattards really piss me off with feeding it occasionally but allowing it to be a feral animal running lose. I believe cat owners should be fined for not keeping ALL cats in doors.

If I let my dog run the "hood" I would certaionly expect someone to kill him, impound him or fine my ass..Of course cattards feel "special" and "entitled to let em run".

I'll kill every feral cat I see, if I pass one on my way to work, I'll turn around to get him too. In TX it's legal to kill feral cats.
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You are a dumbass. Cats are outdoor creatures and are not feral if they are cared for, have licenses and their shots. If I ever see you hurting a cat...it will not be pretty.
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address phone number and email if possible OP- name!
we will fix him
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Just mount a high res CCTV camera on your property and point it right at the area he usually shoots from.
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Oh, and one more: drive by at night and throw handfuls of brush-kill pellets on his lawn. lasts for years and not traceable.
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walk by his house at night and squirt bleach all over his lawn as you walk by
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It is a myth that cats need to roam outside at night or any other time. My cat is 14 and has been inside cat entire time. She goes outside in fenced back yard with me and the dogs all the time. She can climb but hasn't once ever tried to leave the backyard. If they have attention and are happy at home they won't have a desire to "roam".

That said, your neighbor is a psychopath for killing innocent animals. I vote for the flaming arrow. Just wear gloves and make sure there are no fingerprints on the arrow.
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When i lived out in the country, we had chickens and rabbits. I shot many a cat and dog that came on our property. Our closest neighbor was over a mile away and i recognized thier dog so i didnt shoot it. But any others i assumed was a stray and looking for a free meal from my livestock.
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You are disgusting. I hope one day a neighbor more than a mile away doesn't recognize YOU and mistakes you for a trespasser on their property and shoots YOU.
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I need some legal help. This is the second time Ive caught my neighbor shooting a cat..the first time it was mine.

This time it was someone else's, and they called the sheriff, just like I did when he shot mine.

We live in the county, so its sherifs that come to deal with this. The time he shot my cat, I called. They came..searched his house, didnt find his gun.

I knew that was bullshit..but asked the cop if it was legal for him to KILL my goddamn cat. He said no..unless he feels threatened.

So....I went down to the asshole's house..confronted him, told him he just shot one of my family, and I will see his entrails strewn about in the road..and lots of other lovely things I probably shouldnt have said..but he DID back up in his house and turned a whiter shade of pale.

Anyway, that was last year..I havent heard of any more shootings until today..and it was his next door neighbors cat this time. ( I live 4 houses up)...well sheriff came, was there all of two minutes and left..looks like this guy is getting away with murder, literally.

NO>.im not a nosey neighbor..I was out with some other neighbors and SAw HIM DO IT!~ I didnt go over to his house this time because I had a couple beers..and well..not a good thing..

What the hell can we do, legally...looks like the law isnt going to do anything. I know some of you dont give a shit that it's a cat..but my cats are my family! Other than actually shooting a flaming arrow into his roof, does any of us have a leg to stand on!!!

sick em girl!bitekittygif
 Quoting: Lady Ivory



You shouldn't have threatened him.

Do something or don't do something, but never threaten.


hf
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I think if ya'll keep your cats home you wouldn't have this problem.
Used to set out the trap for them in my kids' sandbox, which all the neighbors cats used as a liter box.
Then I'd take a picture of them around to the neighbors-no one would claim they are theirs...off to the pound.
I could't see why I would have to clean the cat crap out of the " sandbox converted to liter box". Would you let kids play in your liter box?
One neighbors cat kept coming over and jumping the birds by our bird feeder and catching and killing some.
Might not be right for him to kill the cats but it's definitely illegal and breaks the leash law to let cats run free.
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I agree that keeping cats indoors is the best protection. My cats stay indoors and it keeps the peace with the neighbors. I also change litter boxes every day which is a little costly, but keeps the place smelling good.
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AC, save yourself some money. I use "Scoop Away" for multi-cats, although I have one small male.I scoop the box xlean any time I see it's bee nused, and never throw it in the toilet, as it will mess with the septic. Periodically I add a few shakes of clean into the old. I never have an odor problem and seldom have to buy new litter!
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Country folk consider cats to be worthless and a sheriff won't do anything about shooting cats -- unless the shooter is a known troublemaker and the cat was pedigreed with rich owners.

Now if it was a hunting dog, that would be a whole different story.

I'm sorry, because I love cats too, but that's how the country rolls.
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Cats can be a problem when let outside at night. Where I used to live the cats would crap and pee in our mulch flower beds. It was so bad smelling we couldn't even plant flowers anymore and forget about opening the windows during the summer. Everything I tried would not work, they just kept coming back. Perhaps this guy has a simular problem?
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I need some legal help. This is the second time Ive caught my neighbor shooting a cat..the first time it was mine.

This time it was someone else's, and they called the sheriff, just like I did when he shot mine.

We live in the county, so its sherifs that come to deal with this. The time he shot my cat, I called. They came..searched his house, didnt find his gun.

I knew that was bullshit..but asked the cop if it was legal for him to KILL my goddamn cat. He said no..unless he feels threatened.

So....I went down to the asshole's house..confronted him, told him he just shot one of my family, and I will see his entrails strewn about in the road..and lots of other lovely things I probably shouldnt have said..but he DID back up in his house and turned a whiter shade of pale.

Anyway, that was last year..I havent heard of any more shootings until today..and it was his next door neighbors cat this time. ( I live 4 houses up)...well sheriff came, was there all of two minutes and left..looks like this guy is getting away with murder, literally.

NO>.im not a nosey neighbor..I was out with some other neighbors and SAw HIM DO IT!~ I didnt go over to his house this time because I had a couple beers..and well..not a good thing..

What the hell can we do, legally...looks like the law isnt going to do anything. I know some of you dont give a shit that it's a cat..but my cats are my family! Other than actually shooting a flaming arrow into his roof, does any of us have a leg to stand on!!!

sick em girl!:bitekittygif:
 Quoting: Lady Ivory



You know his name.
You know his address.
Now you can do this:

Ever send an anonymous package or piece of mail that looks like it is from someone else or another organization? If not, now is a great time to start. This joke has endless variation, limitless potential for humor, and you can choose how much effort you wish to put into the gag. For example, you could just send an unsigned greeting card that says “I hate you” to a friend on their birthday with no return address, or you could put together a large package that looks like it came from a catalog company or government agency. My father used to send blank greeting cards to my uncle. Not knowing whom the cards were coming from and why they were being sent to him drove him mad. For an example that took quite a bit of time and energy, check out the section “Do You Hate Chain Mail” later in this chapter.

Here are some items I either have sent or think would be funny to send off to friends and family:
Mail a latex glove with a note that says, “Can you guess what this was used for?”
Used porn magazine and nothing else.
Letter that looks like it comes from the animal control board, letting your neighbor know they have 2 weeks to clean up their act or their dogs will be taken.
Candy wrappers or single pieces of chewing gum.
Half eaten cheeseburger in a box.
Send an official looking letter with $10-$40 explaining you are the client and executor of their distant relative who passed away. The letter could state that Mr. John Smith left instructions for you to mail this money to a few surviving relatives. Mr. Smith was disappointed his family did not keep in touch after moving to different areas of the United States and now wants the family to come together once again. All they must do to collect a sizable inheritance, is contact one of the immediate surviving family members within 2 months. Say that Mr. Smith’s immediate family resides in a large city, like Chicago. Just look up Smith in the Chicago phone book. Good luck, buddy!

There are a few details that can really make these jokes successful. Depending on the contents of the letter or package and whom the item is supposed to be from, you may want to mail it from outside your city. This way your friends do not suspect you when they see where the envelope or package was originally postmarked. You could even send the item to a different friend in another city and ask him or her to mail it for you. Make sure they cannot decipher who sent the parcel by identifying your handwriting; you could either type the letter and envelope on the computer or have someone else handwrite the note for you.

If you can somehow manage to get your victim’s credit card number you will have done yourself a tremendous favor. You can have a heyday with those secret little digits. In fact, all you really need are the last 4 digits of the credit card to make it look like someone has purchased the items that appear in your fake receipt and purchase order that you will create. Send them a letter thanking them for ordering the $2100 aboveground swimming pool. Make sure to include a brochure of a local pool dealer to make the purchase look legitimate. If you can snag all the digits and the expiration date of your victim’s credit card, why not actually order a few goodies that will be delivered to their house. Your best friend will have a hard time answering to his furious wife when she signs for the delivery and upon opening the package finds the newest Girls Gone Wild video and Ben Dover’s Backdoor Babes.
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More ways to fuck over your neighbor:

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Want your mark to receive lots of junk mail? Write a nice, polite, literate letter in your mark’s name to Direct Mail Advertising Association, 6 East 43rd St., New York, NY 10017. Ask them to please place “you” on their master list for merchants and advertisers as “you” dearly love the bargain shopping that comes in the mail to “you.” You might also note that you are a shut-in and do your shopping via the mails. Soon your mark will be buried in unwanted advertising. If you want to thank someone for that last idea, wave a hearty hand to little Tommie Titmouse.

The Baffling Radiologist offers a way of fighting back against junk mailers. He makes top-quality Xerox copies of “First Class U.S. Postage PAID” mail labels he gets from junk mailers. He then packs up boxes of ugly and evil things, sticks the labels on them and has them mailed back to the organization of origin by other friends in strange places. Or, for a bit more money, you can mass-produce counterfeit and/or stick-on labels with your printer pal. Depending upon your legal adviser, this stunt may be illegal. So what? Happy posting.

At long last, the combined forces of that great people’s law firm of Hacker and Computer have found a way to smash the evils of junk mail in a very modern way. The firm’s eloquent representative, Mr. Master Hacker, Esq., tells it as it should be.

First, find out the name of the “top executive” in the junk-mail company. Then, find out where the main office is and if possible what the telephone prefix (first three numbers) is. Now, you need an efficient, trusted hacker, who knows how to bypass security on the company computer. Have the hacker delete the entire mailing list, or just a few names if you prefer, yours being one of the, of course. If you feel really devilish, substitute another mark’s name for yours or put many different names with his address on the list. Second, order moderate amounts of products in the name of the “top executive” of the junk-mail firm. If the hacker knows what he/she is doing, the executive will never find out what happened.

Another suggestion involves learning the names and addresses of several salesmen or executives, including the main office address of the company. Make a fake chain letter with the list of these individuals and their addresses. In the chain letter, promise that if you send x numbers of dollar to the top person, delete his name, and add your name to the bottom, you will receive x number of dollars when your name reaches the top. Include instructions to make x copies of the letter and send it to x numbers of friends. As you know, chain letters are quite illegal, but you will still follow through with this plan by sending copies to the letter to your friends, who are the postmaster general of the United States, the U.S, attorney general, the local district attorney, and any other law-enforcement personnel you with to include.

An alternative to the dollar amounts might be to say “send your wife/ husband to the man/woman at the top of the list for one night. When you reach the top you will have x different encounters; some of them will have been great fun.”
Some other remarkable Mail Prank ideas:

Send in subscriptions to embarasing magazines in the victim’s name. Make sure to check “Bill Me”.

Send off a request in the victims name to numerous foriegn postage stamp bureaus requesting ordering information, to be put on mailing lists, etc. The response is quite astounding.

Get change of address cards from the post office and change the victim’s address to someplace like Guam.
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Re: PLEASE>.does anyone know the law! My neighbor keeps killing our cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Send letters to important officials (be sure you use latex gloves when doing this) in which you tell the official to go to hell, etc. and then be sure your neighbor's return address and his name is prominently shown in the letter.

"Dear Barney:
I think you are a fucking thug and should have the shit beat out of you. PS, your wife is a bad fuck.
Regards,
Asshole Neighbor
Return Address here
His city
His state
His zip"

Send letters like this to all the union bosses, tradesmen offices, lumberyard owners, miners, truckers, and junk yard owners in your vicinity."
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11/14/2012 09:35 PM
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Re: PLEASE>.does anyone know the law! My neighbor keeps killing our cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cats can be a problem when let outside at night. Where I used to live the cats would crap and pee in our mulch flower beds. It was so bad smelling we couldn't even plant flowers anymore and forget about opening the windows during the summer. Everything I tried would not work, they just kept coming back. Perhaps this guy has a simular problem?
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PUT A SCREEN OVER IT!!! JESUS! Is that so hard?

You're going to KILL because a cat shits and pisses in your yard? There's honestly NOTHING you can think of to do to thwart that? HONESTLY? If you can't think of anything, I'd say you (not necessarily YOU, A/C...but someone who would do this) are in the single digit IQ range.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: PLEASE>.does anyone know the law! My neighbor keeps killing our cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keep your cats indoors. or take matters into your own hands. don't expect the police to give a hoot about you, your cats, or your situation. most pigs love dogs anyhow.
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HAHAAHA! love it. yeah in the US alone domestic cats kill 15 billion, yes i said BILLION small mammals a year and 3 billion birds.

if you didnt want to risk your cat dying you should have kept it indoors. YOUR FAULT.

Could have been a car, or a fox or depending on where you live a coyote or wolf. or a neighbors dog. my uncle saw a redtail kill one about 10 years ago. or fucked up people like my dads buddies when he was younger. they would tie bricks to their tails and drop em off a bridge into the river.

long story short i dont blame the cats theyre just doing what comes naturally (but its not natural theyre an invasive species) i blame the DUMB fuck owners.

it would be a different story if you had a rodent problem. barn cats serve a function. youre fucking cat should be a cuddle machine that sleeps in a corner all day.
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02/05/2013 09:31 AM
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Re: PLEASE>.does anyone know the law! My neighbor keeps killing our cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wish i could let my cat and dogs roam..
but it have to keep the dogs on a line when they are outside, and because i love my cat, he has to be an inside cat. the neighbors just don't want to put up with the mischief they can get into if they roam free.

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